Winnie the Pooh subtitles (with lengths)

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(WHISTLING)
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FEMALE NARRATOR: Some people

say that fairies are the stuff of fantasy.
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They think the world is just

what you can touch and hear and see,
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while others say the tales and legends

cannot be dismissed.
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They believe with all their hearts

that fairies truly do exist.
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Throughout all time,

human beings and fairies never met,
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till one very special summer

that we shall not soon forget.

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(WINNIE THE POOH
THEME PLAYING)

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NARRATOR: This could
be the room of any small boy.

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But, in fact, it's not.
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It is the room of one young boy

in particular named Christopher Robin.
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Now, Christopher Robin has
a very active imagination,

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not to mention the uncanny
ability to collect things.

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Big things, small things, sticky things.
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But his favorite things

are his stuffed animals.
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Ah! There they are now.
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A charming and eccentric

cast of characters.
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And his best friend among them

is a bear named Winnie-the-Pooh.
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Or Pooh for short.
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Together they had many

unusual adventures,
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that all happened right here,

in the Hundred Acre Wood.
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(SINGING)
Deep in the Hundred Acre Wood
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Where Christopher Robin plays
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You'll find the enchanted neighborhood
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Of Christopher's childhood days
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A donkey named Eeyore is his friend
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And Kanga and Little Roo
and Tigger, too
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There's Rabbit and Piglet
and there's Owl
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But most of all Winnie-the-Pooh
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Winnie-the-Pooh, Winnie-the-Pooh
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Tubby little cubby all stuffed with fluff
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He's Winnie-the-Pooh, Winnie-the-Pooh
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Willy-nilly silly old bear
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Winnie-the-Pooh
Winnie-the-Pooh
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Tubby little cubby all stuffed with fluff
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He's Winnie-the-Pooh, Winnie-the-Pooh
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Willy-nilly silly old bear

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(SQUEAKING)
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(WHOOSHING)
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(ROCKET FIRING)
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(ROCKET FIRING)
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(HYDRAULICS WHOOSHING)
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(BREATHING APPARATUS HISSING)
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Buzz Lightyear mission log.

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All signs point to this planet
as the location of Zurg's fortress,
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but there seems to be no sign
of intelligent life anywhere.

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(ELECTRONIC WHIRRING)
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(ALL WHIRRING)
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-(GRUNTS)

-(LASER BUZZING)
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(SCREAMING)
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(ELECTRONIC WHIRRING)
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-(ELECTRONIC BEEPING)

-(GRUNTS)
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(PANTING)
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-(BEEPING)

-(LAUGHING EVILLY)
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Come to me, my prey.

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(CONTINUES GASPING)
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(GRUNTS)
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(ELECTRONIC BUZZING)
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(SCREAMING)
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To infinity and beyond!
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(ELECTRONIC WHIRRING)
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So, we meet again,
Buzz Lightyear, for the last time.

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Not today, Zurg!
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-(CRIES OUT)

-(GRUNTS)
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(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
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-No, no, no, no.

-Oh, you almost had him.

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-I'm never gonna defeat Zurg!

-Sure, you will, Rex.

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In fact, you're a better Buzz than I am.

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But look at my little arms!
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I can't press the "fire" button
and jump at the same time!

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(SUMMER'S JUST BEGUN PLAYING)
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WOMAN: (SINGING) Life is rising up
Surging forth in all directions
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Every little buttercup
Is reaching out to find connections
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Every blade of grass
Will touch the sunlight
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The rain will touch the ground
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Growing greener than it was before
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Bees are droning by
Spider silk is softly spinning
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Not a cloud in the sky
You know it's only the beginning
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Every little blossom, every flower
Flings its petals wide
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As the season comes round
Once more
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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Hey, Tink! You ready

for your first summer on the mainland?
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Absolutely! It's so beautiful out here.
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I can't believe we get to stay

for the whole season.
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Well, what are we waiting for?

Race you down!
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The breeze is blowing light and sweet
The grass, a carpet at your feet
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Catch the colors
Feel the heat of the sun
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All the sparrows in the dell
Swirling round like a carousel

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Singing loud enough to tell everyone
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Hi, guys.
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Summer's just begun
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Summer's just begun
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There it is, Tink. Fairy camp!
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All the winters, all the springs
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Lead us here on fairy wings
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A season of a thousand things
To be done
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Summer's just begun
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Summer's just begun
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Hiya, Cheese!
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Summer's just begun
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-Did you have a nice flight?

-BOBBLE: Incoming!
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BOBBLE: Keep her level!

Keep her level!
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CLANK: Gear it down, Bobble!

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(EXCLAIMING) Oh-ho!
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-Smashing landing, Clanky.

-Thank you, Bobble.
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Guys, I think you may

have over-packed.
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-Come on, Tink. Let's go inside.

-Inside?
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Tink, fairy camp isn't out here

in the open.
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We need to stay hidden

from the humans.
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-We do?

-Uh. Yeah.
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That's why fairy camp is in here.
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MALE FAIRY: Cicadas, one at a time.

You, you and you. You, too.
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Wow. It's like all of Pixie Hollow

under one tree!
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(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
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Blaze!
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Hmm?
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(CHATTERS HAPPILY)
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(LAUGHING)
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(GASPS)
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(MUSICAL CHIRPING)
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(OFF TUNE CHIRP)
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(LAUGHING)
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TINKER BELL: Wow!

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The Queen Anne's lace

is looking beautiful.
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-How are the looms working?

-Fine, thanks to you, Tink.
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Next. Next. Next.
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-How's the bee-liner working?

-Like a dream, Tink. Thanks.
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Great. Need any help with that wagon?
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MALE GARDEN FAIRY:

No, thanks. She's running fine.
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Okay. Glad to hear it.
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(GRUNTING)
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Here's the first week's supply.
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Okay, I'm off. I gotta go deliver

pixie dust to the other fairy camps,
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but I'll see you in a couple days.
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Oh, and Tink! Don't worry.

You'll find something to fix.

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Where is it? Where is it?
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-Woody?

-Huh? (GRUNTS)
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-(CONTINUES GRUNTING)

-BOTH: Ooh.

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Hang on, cowboy!
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-Woody, are you all right?

-(GRUNTS) Oh. Yeah.

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Yeah, I'm fine, Buzz. Okay. Here's your
list of things to do while I'm gone.

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Batteries need to be changed.

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Toys in the bottom of the chest
need to be rotated.

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Oh, and make sure everyone
attends Mr. Spell's seminar
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on what to do
if you or a part of you is swallowed.

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Okay? Okay. Good. Okay.

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Woody, you haven't found
your hat yet, have you?
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No! And Andy's leaving
for cowboy camp any minute,
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and I can't find it anywhere!
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Don't worry, Woody.
In just a few hours,
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you'll be sitting around a campfire with
Andy making delicious, hot "sch'moes."
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-They're called s'mores, Buzz.

-Right. Right. Of course.

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Has anyone found Woody's hat yet?
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SERGEANT: Keep looking, men.

Dig deeper! Negatory. Still searching.

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The lawn gnome next door says it's not
in the yard, but he'll keep lookin'.

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(SHEEP BLEATING)
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It's not in Molly's room.
We've looked everywhere.

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-I found it.

-You found my hat?
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Your hat? No.
The missus lost her earring.

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-Oh, my little sweet potato!

-Oh, you found it!
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Oh, it's so nice
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to have a big, strong spud
around the house.

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-Ooh! (GIGGLES)

-Oh, great. That's just great.

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This'll be the first year I miss cowboy
camp, all because of my stupid hat!
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-Woody, look under your boot.

-Don't be silly.
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-My hat is not under my boot.

-Would you just look?
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(GROANS) No hat.
Just the word "Andy."
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Uh-huh. And the boy who wrote that
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would take you to camp
with or without your hat.

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I'm sorry, Bo.

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It's just that I've been
lookin' forward to this all year.

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It's my one time
with just me and Andy. (GASPS)
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You're cute when you care.
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-Bo, not in front of Buzz.

-(PURRS) Let him look.

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-(SHEEP BLEATING)

-Miss Peep, your sheep!
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-(WHISTLES)

-(REX SCREAMS, GRUNTS)
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This is Al from Al's Toy Barn,
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-and I'm sittin' on good deals.

-Whoa!
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Ow! I think I'm feeling
a deal hatching right now.
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Whoa! Let's see what we got. We got
boats for a buck, Beanies for a buck...
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-Turn it off! Someone's gonna hear!

-Which one is off?
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Buck, buck, buck!
And that's cheap, cheap, cheap!
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So hurry on down...
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For cryin' out loud, it's this one.

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-I despise that chicken.

-Fellas! Fellas!
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Okay, I got some good news,
and I got some bad news.

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What news?
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The good news is
I found your hat, Woody.

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My hat! Slink, thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.

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-Where'd you find it?

-Well, that's the bad news.

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-(DOG BARKING)

-Oh, it's Buster!
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SERGEANT: Canine alert!

Man your battle stations!
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-Let's move, move, move!

-(BUSTER GROWLING)
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-Woody! Hide! Quick!

-(WOODY GASPS)
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(BARKING)
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(CONTINUES BARKING)
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(BEEPING ELECTRONICALLY)
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(SNIFFING)
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(CONTINUES BARKING)
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(GROWLING)
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(SNARLING)
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(SPUTTERING) Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, okay! You found me!
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Buster, all right. (GROANS)
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Hey, how did he do, Hamm?
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-Looks like a new record.

-Okay, boy. Sit.

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-Reach for the sky.

-(WHIMPERING)
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-(YELPS)

-Gotcha!
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(CHUCKLES) Great job, boy.

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Who's gonna miss me
while I'm gone, huh?
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Who's gonna miss me?
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-(PANTING)

-Who's gonna miss me?
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ANDY'S MOM:
Andy, you got all your stuff?

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Have a good weekend, everybody.
I'll see you Sunday night.

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It's in my room.

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-(BARKING)

-Stick 'em up.

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I guess we'll work on that later.

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Hey, Woody.
Ready to go to cowboy camp?
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Andy, honey, come on.
Five minutes, and we're leavin'.

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Five minutes. Hmm.
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Help, help! Somebody help me!
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Let her go, evil Dr. Pork Chop!
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ANDY: (EVIL VOICE) Never!

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You must choose, Sheriff Woody.
How shall she die?
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Shark, or death by monkeys?
(IMITATES MONKEY CHITTERING)
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Choose!
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ANDY: (IMITATING WOODY)

I choose Buzz Lightyear!
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What? That's not a choice!
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ANDY: (IMITATING BUZZ)

To infinity and beyond!
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-I'll save you, Miss Peep.

-My hero. (IMITATES KISSING)
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ANDY: (AS WOODY) Thanks, Buzz.
ANDY: (AS BUZZ) No problem, buddy.

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You should never tangle
with the unstoppable duo
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of Woody and Buzz Lightyear!
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Oh, no.

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Andy, let's go!
Molly's already in her car seat.

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-But, Mom, Woody's arm ripped.

-Oh, no.

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-Maybe we can fix him on the way.

-No, just leave him.

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I'm sorry, honey,
but you know toys don't last forever.

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(SIGHS)
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(GASPS)
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-What happened?

-Woody's been shelved.

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(REX GASPS)
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Andy!
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SLINKY: Woody?

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BO PEEP: Woody?

Honey, are you okay?

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NARRATOR: Chapter one,

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in which Winnie-the-Pooh has
a very important thing to do.

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As the sun rose over

the Hundred Acre Wood,
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Pooh leapt out of bed and greeted

the day with much enthusiasm.
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(SNORING) Ooh...
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Honey.
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Uh, Pooh?
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(STAMMERS) More honey, please.
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(HUMMING)
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I say, Pooh?
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-(CONTINUES SNORING)

-(CLEARS THROAT) Pooh?
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Oh, do wake up.
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-Pooh!

-Oh!
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Oh, bother. I was having

the most wonderful dream.
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Yes, but it's time to wake up.
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You have a very important thing

to do today.
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Like what?
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(CHUCKLES) Well, if I told you that,
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I'd ruin the rest of the story, wouldn't I?
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-(TUMMY RUMBLES)

-(GIGGLES)
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Of course.
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What could be more important

than a little something to eat?
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-(GIGGLES)

-(TUMMY RUMBLES)
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Or perhaps a little larger something.
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Oh, not to worry, tummy.

I always know what to do.
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(SINGING) A Pooh Bear takes care
of his tummy
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He fills it with things that are sweet

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(TUMMY RUMBLES)
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A Pooh Bear takes care of his tummy

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By never forgetting to eat

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(TUMMY RUMBLES IN TUNE)
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When it is growly and glummy,
a search for the honey is on
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The Pooh has a knack
for finding a snack
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Unless all the honey is...
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Gone?
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(TUMMY RUMBLING IN TUNE)
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A Pooh Bear takes care of his tummy
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No need for my tummy to fret
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A Pooh Bear takes care of his tummy
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He knows what his tummy must get
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Don't worry, my round little chummy
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I'm hearing your ravenous plea
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When there is no honey
the Pooh takes the tummy
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Wherever the honey will be
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My friends are out there
with honey to spare
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And they will take care
of my tummy and me
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(TUMMY RUMBLING IN TUNE)

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Bother.

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(EEYORE SIGHS)
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(GASPS) I know that sigh.
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Good morning, Eeyore.
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Lovely day, isn't it?
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Wish I could say yes, but I can't.
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Oh, my, Eeyore.
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You wouldn't happen to have any honey

lying about, would you?
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You see, I seem to have run out.
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(TUMMY RUMBLES)
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Oh, yes. Good idea, tummy.
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Perhaps I should look in back.
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Bother. No honey in here, either.
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What?
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Eeyore, what has happened to your tail?
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What has happened to it?
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Well...
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It isn't there.
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That accounts for a good deal.

That explains everything.
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No wonder.
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(SIGHS)
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Oh! There it is.

I'd recognize it anywhere.
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The very tree where I was hatched.
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I remember the day

mother made these marks,
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her giant meaty claw carving furrows

in the crumbly bark.
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Chapter one, the birth of a genius.
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Pardon me, Owl. What are you doing?
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Hmm? Oh, hello, Pooh. Eeyore.
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Why, I'm penning my personal memoirs.
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(CHUCKLING) Yes. Now, where was I?
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Oh, yes, of course. With steely nerve...
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Perhaps you could take a short break

from your important work
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and help us find Eeyore's tail?
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...and I rocketed towards Eeyore's tail!
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Eeyore's tail?
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What's wrong with Eeyore's tail?
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Well, it isn't there.
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Yes. So I see.
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Won't you help us, Owl?
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You have such a talent for speaking

and telling us what to do.
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Oh, thank you, Pooh. Yes, I do, don't I?

I didn't think anyone noticed.
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All right, take this.

Write this down carefully.
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Now, the customary procedure

in such cases is as follows. First...
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POOH: Excuse me, Owl,

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but what does

"crustimoney proseedcake" mean?
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For I am a bear of very little brain

and long words bother me.
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Well, it means "the thing to do."
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Oh. Well, as long as it means that,

I don't mind.
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(SIGHS)
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(COUGHS) All right. Yes, well,

the thing to do is as follows:
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first, issue a reward to the...
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-POOH: Gesundheit.

-I beg your pardon?
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Well, you sneezed

just as you were going to tell me
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what the first thing to do was.
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I didn't sneeze.
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No, you did, Owl.
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No, I didn't. You can't sneeze

without knowing it.
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Well, you can't know it without

something having been sneezed.
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As I was saying,
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first, issue a reward.
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POOH: (WHISPERING)

He's doing it again.
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You must be catching a cold.
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I'll probably catch it, too.
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No, no, no! I'm not catching a cold.
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The word is "issue," not "achoo,"
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and "achoo" isn't even a word.
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It's just a sort of sneezy sound

like achoo!
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POOH: Perhaps you
should lie down, Owl?

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Oh!
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My throat feels a little scratchy.
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Open wide, please.
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Ah.
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POOH: Just as I suspected.

Owl, we need honey.
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Enough of this infernal folderol!
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Look, the thing to do is,

we write a notice
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promising a large something
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to anyone who finds

a replacement tail for Eeyore!
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Is that clear?
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That sounds like a wonderful plan, Owl.
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Excellent. Now, we shall get Christopher

Robin to write out the notices,
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and we'll put them up all over the forest.

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ANDY: Yee-haw! Ride 'em, cowboy!

(WHOOPS)
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He's back?
Hey, everybody! Andy's back!
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He's back early from cowboy camp!
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-Places, everybody! Andy's coming!

-(ALL GASPING, CHATTERING)
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Yeah!
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(HUMMING LONE RANGER
THEME SONG)
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Hey, Woody! Did you miss me?
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Giddyap, giddyap, giddyap.
Ride 'em, cowboy!
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Ohh. I forgot. You're broken.

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I don't wanna play with you anymore.

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(GASPING)
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No, Andy! No. No, Andy! No!
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(CHOKING)
Andy. Andy. (GARBLED)
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(VOICE ECHOING) Bye, Woody.

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No! No! Andy!
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(SCREAMING, GASPING)
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(GRUNTS, COUGHS)
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(COUGHING)
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-(CONTINUES COUGHING)

-WOODY: Wheezy, is that you?
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-Hey, Woody.

-What are you doing up here?
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I thought Mom took you
to get your squeaker fixed months ago.

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-Andy was so upset.

-Nah.

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She just told him that
to calm him down
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and then put me on the shelf.

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-Why didn't you yell for help?

-Well, I tried squeakin'.

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But I'm still broken.
No one could hear me. (WHEEZES)
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(COUGHS) Besides, the dust
aggravates my condition.

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(WHEEZES, COUGHS)
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What's the point
in prolonging the inevitable?
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We're all just one stitch away
from here to there.

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I hope so.
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In the meantime,

I need to go find some lost things.
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Hold on, little miss spare parts.
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You're not going near

the human house, are you?
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-(GASPS) There's a human house?

-No! I mean, yes, but no.
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-We stay away from humans.

-Oh, Iridessa!
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(BLOWING KISS)
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-Tinker Bell knows that, don't you?

-Define "stay away."
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(GROANS)

It's gonna be a long summer.
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Grouchy.
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-Oh, that's just Vidia being Vidia.

-No, the air. It smells...
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(SNIFFING) ...grouchy.
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-We might be in for a storm.

-Come on, Sil.
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The sun is shining, the air is warm.

It's a beautiful day. Nothing's gonna...
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(GASPING)
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(CAR ENGINE RATTLING)
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(BLOWING HORN)
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(CAR APPROACHING)
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(GASPING)
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(GASPS) Tinker Bell.
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(LIZZY LAUGHING)
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Thank goodness we're here, Father.

It's just like I remember it.
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DR. GRIFFITHS:

Well, of course, my darling.
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LIZZY: Look at the creek and the woods

and the meadow!
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(DR. GRIFFITHS LAUGHS)
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Oh! I wish it was summer all year long!
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(LAUGHS) Yes, Lizzy.
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(TINKER BELL GASPS)
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Tinker Bell, what are you doing here?
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Vidia, this is amazing!

It's a carriage that moves by itself!
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There's no horse. Seriously, look.
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-Do you see a horse up there?

-Uh. No.
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It's a horseless carriage!

And do you want to know how it works?
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-Not really.

-So do I.
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I think those wheels back there move

because this chain thing rotates.
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And I think what rotates the chain

is this big...
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I don't care, Tinker Bell. You shouldn't

be this close to the human house.
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What if they see us?
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(GASPS)
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Will you stop flitting around in there?

This is serious!
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You know what, Vidia?

I think this powers the whole thing!
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(GRUMBLES)
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This, my dear, is exactly why tinkers

shouldn't come to the mainland. They...
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(COUGHING)
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Let me know if this does anything.
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(GROANS)
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(COUGHING)
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Well, anything? Vidia, you're all wet.
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You don't say.
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LIZZY: Father, Father, Father! Can we

bring our tea and scones outside
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and have them here in the garden?
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-It would be just like a little picnic.

-DR. GRIFFITHS: Not just now, Lizzy.
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I still have to get the trunk unpacked

and the house settled.
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(GASPS) Father, look!

What a magnificent butterfly.
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My word. Absolutely astonishing.
_________________________________

It's so beautiful.

What kind of butterfly is it?
_________________________________

Well, judging from the epidermal

membrane, it's clearly an apatura iris,
_________________________________

but the wings

have two entirely different patterns.
_________________________________

Well, that's nearly impossible.
_________________________________

Well, I guess that's just the way

the fairies decided to paint it.
_________________________________

Hmm?
_________________________________

Lizzy, fairies do not paint

butterfly wings
_________________________________

because, as you know,

fairies are not real.
_________________________________

-Hmm!

-Ugh!
_________________________________

But of course they are.

The proof is right here.
_________________________________

-Their paint dripped all over its wing.

-Really, darling.
_________________________________

Rational people consider

a belief in fairies to be quite foolish.
_________________________________
DR. GRIFFITHS:

The wings are so fresh.
_________________________________

What are you doing?
_________________________________

Its chrysalis must have been

in the meadow.
_________________________________

The meadow? Father, wait!
_________________________________

That's where I'm going.

Would you like to come?
_________________________________

Not now, Lizzy.

I have to update my field journal.
_________________________________

My interview at the museum

is tomorrow night.
_________________________________

You're going back already?

We just got here.
_________________________________

I know, sweetheart, and I'm very sorry.

But I'll only be gone for the day.
_________________________________

Mrs. Perkins will look after you,

and I'll be back in time to tuck you in.
_________________________________

-Promise?

-I promise.
_________________________________

-Okay.

-That's a good girl.
_________________________________

(SIGHING)
_________________________________

All clear!
_________________________________

Come on, Vidia.
_________________________________

-(SIGHS) I can't fly. My wings are wet.

-Oh! That's right. Sorry.
_________________________________

Guess you'll have to walk back.
_________________________________

But don't worry, I'll keep you company.

Actually, it might be nice.
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

Or not.

So, I think I figured out the carriage.
_________________________________

Those bottles of goop

must keep it running smoothly,
_________________________________

like snail slime, you know?
_________________________________

Hate to see the size of the snail

that stuff comes from. And at first...

_________________________________

Yard sale? Yard sale!
_________________________________

Yard sale! Guys, wake up, wake up!
There's a yard sale outside!
_________________________________

-Yard sale?

-Sarge, emergency roll call!
_________________________________

Sir, yes, sir! Red alert!
_________________________________

All civilians fall in position now!

Single file! Let's move, move, move!
_________________________________

-Hamm?

-Here.

_________________________________

-Potato Head, Mr. and Mrs.?

-BOTH: Here.

_________________________________

Troikas. Check,
check, check, check, check.

_________________________________

I hate yard sales!
_________________________________

(YELPS) Someone's coming!
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Okay. Let's see what's up here.

_________________________________

(PUZZLE PIECES RATTLING)
_________________________________

Bye, Woody.
_________________________________

Wheezy! Think, think, Woody.
Think, think, think.

_________________________________

Ooh... (BLOWS RASPBERRY,
SPUTTERS, WHISTLES)
_________________________________

-(BARKING)

-Hey. Here, boy. Here, Buster!
_________________________________

Up here! No, no, no, no, no, no!
_________________________________

Okay, boy. To the yard sale! Hyah!
_________________________________
MR. POTATO HEAD:

What's goin' on? He's nuts.

_________________________________

His arm ain't that bad.

_________________________________

Don't do it, Woody! We love you!
_________________________________

-WOODY: Careful on the steps, now.

-(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(BUSTER PANTS)
_________________________________

(CHILD LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Okay, boy. Let's go.
And keep it casual.

_________________________________
WOODY: Not that casual.

_________________________________

(CHILD BABBLING)
_________________________________
HAMM: Piggy bank coming through,

coming through.

_________________________________
REX: Is he out there?
BUZZ: There he is.

_________________________________

-(WOODY GRUNTS)

-(MAN WHISTLING)
_________________________________
REX: He's getting in the box!

_________________________________
HAMM: He's sellin' himself

for 25 cents!
_________________________________

Woody, you're worth more than that.

_________________________________
BUZZ: Hold on. Hold on.

He's got something.

_________________________________

-It's Wheezy!

-ALL: Wheezy?
_________________________________

Hey, it's not suicide. It's a rescue.

_________________________________

-(WOODY GRUNTS)

-(WHEEZY SQUEAKING)
_________________________________

Good boy, Buster. Hold still.
There. There you go, pal.

_________________________________

-Bless you, Woody.

-All right, now.

_________________________________

Back to Andy's room. Hyah!
_________________________________

-(TOYS LAUGHING)

-BUZZ: Way to go, cowboy.

_________________________________

-SLINKY: Golly bob howdy!

-Woody, I'm slipping!
_________________________________

(YELLS, GRUNTS)

_________________________________

(INHALING DEEPLY)
_________________________________

Here's your house, little fairies.

Wherever you are.
_________________________________

Hmm.

Just needs a little something more.

_________________________________

CHILD: (LAUGHING)
Mommy... Mommy, look! Look at this!
_________________________________

-Mommy, look! It's a cowboy dolly!

-Hey, that's not her toy!
_________________________________
SLINKY: What's that little gal

think she's doin'?
_________________________________

Mommy, Mommy, can we get it?
Please? Mommy, please?
_________________________________

Oh, honey. You don't want
that toy. It's broken.

_________________________________
VOICE BOX:

There's a snake in my boot.
_________________________________

(MAN GASPING)
_________________________________

Original hand-painted face.
Natural-dyed, blanket-stitched vest!
_________________________________

Little rip. Fixable. Oh, if only you had
your hand-stitched, polyvinyl...

_________________________________

(GASPS, LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY)
A hat! I found him!
_________________________________

I found him! I found him!
_________________________________

-(CONTINUES LAUGHING)

-ANDY'S MOM: Buster! Quiet down!
_________________________________

-Excuse me. Can I help you?

-Yes.

_________________________________

You can help take his paws off my pal.

_________________________________

I'll give you 50 cents for all this junk.

_________________________________

-Oh, now, how did this get down here?

-BUZZ: Hand her the sheriff.

_________________________________

Nice and easy.

_________________________________

-$5.

-I'm sorry. It's an old family toy.

_________________________________

-(GROANS)

-Now just walk away.

_________________________________

-Wait.

-The other way.

_________________________________

-I'll give you 50 bucks for it.

-50 bucks ain't bad.

_________________________________

-ANDY'S MOM: It's not for sale.

-Everything's for sale.

_________________________________

-Or trade. You like my watch?

-Sorry.

_________________________________

-He's safe. Way to go Andy's mom!

-She showed him!
_________________________________

-Molly, don't touch that, sweetie.

-(SPUTTERING, GROANING)
_________________________________
MR. POTATO HEAD:

Yeah. Go home, Mr. Fancy Car.

_________________________________
BUZZ: Hold on.
HAMM: What's up?

_________________________________
REX: What is it, Buzz?

_________________________________

-(CRASH)

-TOYS: What's happening?
_________________________________

What's he doing?
_________________________________

I can't watch!
Can someone cover my eyes?
_________________________________
BUZZ: He's stealin' Woody!
REX: What? He can't take Woody.

_________________________________

It's illegal.

_________________________________

-Where's he going?

-Do something.

_________________________________
BO PEEP: Buzz!

_________________________________

-(GASPING)

-MR. POTATO HEAD: Get him, Buzz.

_________________________________

Where's the red jacket?
_________________________________

(GASPING, GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(ENGINE REVVING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(CRIES OUT, GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Why would someone steal Woody?
_________________________________

(GASPING, GRUNTING)

_________________________________

But I haven't quite figured out

what that sparky wire does.
_________________________________

Hey! Maybe the whole carriage

runs on lightning!
_________________________________

(GROANS IN FRUSTRATION)
_________________________________

Are those wet wings still bugging you?

Here, Vidia, let me help you.
_________________________________

(VIDIA SCOFFS)
_________________________________

Tinker Bell, maybe if you spent

less time causing disasters,
_________________________________

you wouldn't have

to help everybody so much.
_________________________________

(GASPS) Whoa!
_________________________________

-Hmm. The truth hurts, doesn't it?

-Look! We can use these back at camp!
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

Wow. These'll be perfect for the new

wagon prototype I've been working on.
_________________________________

Here. I bet if I took two or three

and tied them together,
_________________________________

I could make one really strong wheel!
_________________________________

It's a good thing we were walking

or we might never have seen these.
_________________________________

Vidia, where are your buttons?
_________________________________

Tinker Bell, I am not carrying

this human junk back to camp.
_________________________________

(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________

Ah!
_________________________________

-Let's go!

-Let's go!
_________________________________

Tinker Bell, we're not supposed

to go near human houses.
_________________________________
TINKER BELL:

This isn't a human house.
_________________________________

They're a lot bigger.
_________________________________

Besides, the sign says,

"Fairies welcome."
_________________________________

Who do you think wrote it? Humans!
_________________________________

Tinker Bell, you're not going in there.
_________________________________

Please tell me you're not going in there!

She went in there.
_________________________________
TINKER BELL: Oh!

_________________________________

Wow.
_________________________________

(SNIFFING)
_________________________________

Tinker Bell! Don't eat that!

This could be a trap.
_________________________________

Come on, Vidia. It's perfectly safe.
_________________________________

Oh, really?
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

-Oh, Vidia.

-Huh! Not so safe now, is it?
_________________________________

Nice try, Vidia,

but you're not scaring me.
_________________________________

Gosh, this thing is amazing.
_________________________________

You just don't know when to stop,

do you?
_________________________________

(RUSTLING)
_________________________________

(GASPING)
_________________________________

Oh, no. Tink! Someone's coming!
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

The door is stuck!
_________________________________

Come on, Vidia.

You can do better than that.
_________________________________

-VIDIA: Tink!

-I wonder what this part does.
_________________________________

Tink! I'm serious! Get out of there!
_________________________________

Just a second. Just a second.
_________________________________

(GASPING)
_________________________________

(CLOCK TICKING)
_________________________________

Vidia? Vidia?
_________________________________

Oh, Vidia, come on. Open the door.

You had your little...
_________________________________

(TINKER BELL'S BELL JINGLING)
_________________________________

(GASPING)
_________________________________

Oh, no. What have I done?
_________________________________

Vidia? Okay, not funny anymore.
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(GASPING)
_________________________________

A fairy!
_________________________________

It's a real fairy!
_________________________________

Father! Father!
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Father!
_________________________________

(SNIFFING)
_________________________________

-Father! Father, Father!

-Yes, Lizzy.
_________________________________

You're never going to believe

what I found.
_________________________________

-Maybe later, Lizzy.

-But Father, Father, Father,
_________________________________

-Father, Father.

-Just a moment, dear.
_________________________________

-I'm very busy with my project.

-Yes, but Father!
_________________________________

-Father!

-Lizzy, please.
_________________________________

I must add this extraordinary discovery

to my field journal.
_________________________________

And here it is.
_________________________________

(LIZZY GASPING)
_________________________________

Is that the butterfly

we were looking at earlier?
_________________________________

Yes. Quite a specimen, isn't it?
_________________________________
LIZZY: You're not going to

take it to London, are you?
_________________________________
DR. GRIFFITHS: Yes, of course.

_________________________________

The board of trustees

would never believe me
_________________________________

if they didn't see it themselves.
_________________________________

Now I'm sure to get that curatorship

at the museum.
_________________________________

Besides, as a member

of the scientific community,
_________________________________

I'm obligated to share significant

findings like this with my colleagues.
_________________________________

I know it's unfortunate for the specimen,

but really, there is no other way.
_________________________________

Now, dear.

What did you want me to see?
_________________________________

Uh...
_________________________________

Never mind.
_________________________________

Where have you gone?
_________________________________

(GROWLING)
_________________________________

Mr. Twitches, no! Out! Out with you!
_________________________________

Mr. Twitches!
_________________________________

Bad cat! No, no, no!
_________________________________

(MR. TWITCHES GROWLING)
_________________________________

Don't worry, little fairy.
_________________________________

Mr. Twitches won't bother you

as long as you're in there.
_________________________________

(SNARLING)
_________________________________

Naughty cat! You're going outside.
_________________________________

(STRAINING)
_________________________________

(THUNDER RUMBLING)
_________________________________

(TINKER BELL WHIMPERING)
_________________________________

Tinker Bell's

been captured by humans!
_________________________________

(ALL GASPING)
_________________________________

-Oh, no.

-What happened? Is she okay?
_________________________________

-Is she all right?

-What's this? Tinker Bell?
_________________________________

-What happened, Vidia?

-Is she hurt?
_________________________________

Tinker Bell went into this little house

in the meadow and couldn't get out.
_________________________________

The door got jammed.
_________________________________

Then this human came from out

of nowhere and snatched her up,
_________________________________

but I know where she is.

We have to hurry and save her.
_________________________________

Then we better leave right away!
_________________________________

Sil, do you think the storm

will pass soon?
_________________________________

No, it looks like it's gonna get stronger.
_________________________________

Well, there's gotta be some way

to get to Tink.
_________________________________

We can't fly in the rain,

and the meadow's already flooded.
_________________________________

Maybe we don't have to fly.
_________________________________

If we get some big leaves and sew them

together with stem twine...
_________________________________

And miter-cut some twigs

for the sub-flooring.
_________________________________

Acorns as counterweights.
_________________________________

Some quick-dry maple sap

as reinforcement.
_________________________________

What are you two talking about?
_________________________________

-We're gonna build a boat!

-We're gonna build a boat!
_________________________________

-CLANK: More mushroom caps, please!

-Here we go.
_________________________________
BOBBLE: This one goes there.

That one goes there. Right?
_________________________________
CLANK: Righty-o, Bobble.

_________________________________

(CLANK CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

(WHISTLING)
_________________________________

(ALL STRAINING)
_________________________________

(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

-CLANK: Right, more reeds over here.

-This thing had better work.
_________________________________
BOBBLE: Give me the sap.

_________________________________

You dip it in this way

and give it a big slap like so.
_________________________________

Ow. Ow. Ow.
_________________________________
CLANK: Come on. Come on.

Let's get going.
_________________________________

(BUZZING)
_________________________________
BOBBLE: There you go.

Now you're talking!
_________________________________
CLANK: It's working!

_________________________________

Well, this is it.
_________________________________

Hey, faith...
_________________________________

Trust...
_________________________________

-And pixie dust.

-Pixie dust.

_________________________________

All right.
Let's review this one more time.

_________________________________

At precisely 8:32-ish,
_________________________________

Exhibit A, Woody, was kidnapped.

_________________________________

Exhibit B,
a composite sketch of the kidnapper.

_________________________________

-He didn't have a beard like that.

-Fine. Etch, give him a shave.

_________________________________
SLINKY: The kidnapper

was bigger than that.

_________________________________

-Oh, picky, picky, picky.

-Let's just go straight to Exhibit F.

_________________________________

The kidnapper's vehicle.

_________________________________

Now, the vehicle fled the scene
in this direction.

_________________________________

Your eyes are in backwards.
It went the other way.

_________________________________

Hey. Put a cork in it.

_________________________________

-How do you spell FBI?

-My crime scene!
_________________________________

Oh, why don't you watch
where you're going, Godspilla?
_________________________________

-I didn't know there was a crime scene.

-Excuse me. Excuse me.

_________________________________

-A little quiet, please. Thank you.

-Huh?
_________________________________
MR. SPELL: Lazy toy brain.

_________________________________

-Lousy try, Brian.

-What are you doing, Buzz?
_________________________________

It's some sort of message
encoded on that vehicle's I.D. tag.

_________________________________

-Liz try bran.

-It's just a license plate.

_________________________________

-It's just a jumble of letters.

-Yeah, and there are about
_________________________________

3.5 million registered cars
in the tri-county area alone.

_________________________________
-Lou's thigh burn.

-(BUZZ GROANING)
_________________________________

Oh, this can't help.
Let's leave Buzz to play with his toys.

_________________________________

Toy. Toy. Toy. Hold on!
_________________________________

(MR. SPELL BEEPING
ELECTRONICALLY)
_________________________________

-Al's Toy Barn.

-Al's Toy Barn!
_________________________________

Etch, draw that man in a chicken suit.

_________________________________

-(ALL GASPING)

-It's the chicken man!
_________________________________
BUZZ: That's our guy.

_________________________________

I knew there was something
I didn't like about that chicken.

_________________________________

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll be right there.

_________________________________

And we're gonna do this commercial
in one take, do you hear me,
_________________________________

because I am in the middle
of something really important.

_________________________________

-(PHONE BEEPS OFF)

-(CHUCKLING MANIACALLY)
_________________________________

You, my little cowboy friend,
_________________________________

are gonna make me
big buck, buck, bucks.

_________________________________

(GASPING, STRAINING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(GASPING, GRUNTING)
_________________________________

-(SIREN BLARING)

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

Andy!
_________________________________

I can't believe I have to drive
all the way to work on a Saturday.

_________________________________

All the way to work!
_________________________________

(HORNS HONKING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

What? Whoa!
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Hey! Stop! Horsey, stop! Stop! Sit, boy!
_________________________________

Stop it!
(SCREAMS) Sit, I said!
_________________________________

Whoa! Whoa. (GRUNTS)
_________________________________

-Yee-haw!

-(CRIES OUT)
_________________________________

It's you! It's you!
It's you! It's you! It's you!
_________________________________

-It's really you!

-What's me?
_________________________________

Whoo-whee!
_________________________________
VOICE BOX:

There's a snake in my boot.
_________________________________

-Ha! It is you!

-Please stop saying that.

_________________________________

Prospector said someday you'd come.

_________________________________

Sweet mother of Abraham Lincoln!
_________________________________

The Prospector!
He'll wanna meet ya! (WHISTLES)
_________________________________

Say "hello" to the Prospector!
_________________________________

-It... It's a box.

-He's mint in the box.

_________________________________

Never been opened.

_________________________________
PETE: Turn me around, Bullseye,

so I can see.

_________________________________

Why, the prodigal son has returned.

_________________________________

Yee-haw!
_________________________________

It's you! It's you!
_________________________________

You're here! It's you! It's you! It's you!
_________________________________

Okay. I'm officially freaked-out now.

_________________________________

Oh, we've waited countless years
for this day.

_________________________________

-It's good to see you, Woody.

-Listen. I don't know...

_________________________________

-Hey, how do you know my name?

-Everyone knows your name, Wood-y.

_________________________________

Why, you don't know
who you are, do you? Bullseye?

_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________

That's me.

_________________________________

(GASPING)
_________________________________

Wow.

_________________________________

Holy cow.

_________________________________

(WESTERN-STYLE THEME SONG
PLAYS)
_________________________________

ANNOUNCER: Cowboy Crunchies,
_________________________________

the cereal that's sugar-frosted
and dipped in chocolate,
_________________________________

proudly presents...
_________________________________

Woody's Roundup
Come on, it's time to play

_________________________________
There's Jessie
the yodeling cowgirl
_________________________________

Yodel-ay-hee-hoo
_________________________________

-(CHORUS YODELING)

-Look it! That's me!
_________________________________

Bullseye, he's Woody's horse
_________________________________

He's a smart one

_________________________________
Pete the old Prospector
_________________________________

Has anyone seen my pick?
_________________________________

And the man himself
Of course, it's time for Sheriff Woody

_________________________________
He's the very best

_________________________________
He's the rootin'-est
tootin'-est cowboy
_________________________________

In the wild, wild west
_________________________________

Woody's Roundup

_________________________________

Here you are, Pooh.
_________________________________

Oh, and make sure

everyone can see them.
_________________________________

Oh, I will, Christopher.
_________________________________

(SINGING) Come one, come two,
come all everyone heed the call
_________________________________

There's a very important thing to do
_________________________________

Drop what you're doing and come
_________________________________

Bumpitybumpitybum
_________________________________

There's a very important thing to do
_________________________________

It's time to gather 'round
the work has just begun
_________________________________

And when it's done
then you'll have found
_________________________________

that you have had some fun
_________________________________

With a monumentuous, consequentuous
_________________________________

very important thing to do

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

There we are.
_________________________________

And now, I shall return to...
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

Hello, B'loon.
_________________________________

We have a very important
thing to do today.

_________________________________

-Oh, yes.

-(LOW GROWLING)
_________________________________

Perhaps you'd like to join us?
_________________________________

Poor Eeyore. He's lost his tail.
_________________________________

(SHOUTING)
_________________________________

Consider yourself pounced.
_________________________________

Well, that was a close call there,

Pooh Bear.
_________________________________

This guy, and I'm talking to you,
_________________________________

he was sneaking up on ya. Whoo! Oh!
_________________________________

Oh, a slippery little devil, eh?

Get back here!
_________________________________

Oh, no, you don't. Come here. Whoo!

_________________________________

Well, I must have scared him off.
_________________________________

Um... Tigger?
_________________________________

Yes, my good man?
_________________________________

(STAMMERS)
_________________________________

Why, you.
_________________________________

Here, take some of that! What is this?
_________________________________

Oh, really? Sticking to me now.

(SHOUTS)
_________________________________

This isn't working out the way

I was hoping. Make him go away.
_________________________________

Oh, dear.
_________________________________

(SOBBING) Get him off of me!
_________________________________

Is he still there?
_________________________________

Oh, yes. He's still here.
_________________________________

And I think he wants to stick with you.
_________________________________

What?
_________________________________

I never thought of having

a sidekick before.
_________________________________

I got to admit, he is a handsome devil.

Look at the chin on this kid.
_________________________________

No, no. I can't do it, I tell you.

It's too risky.
_________________________________

Why, if something were to happen

to this little guy,
_________________________________

I just couldn't live with myself.
_________________________________

It's a dangerous path I bounce.

But I bounce it alone.
_________________________________

Because the Hundred Acre Wood

needs a hero, Pooh Bear,
_________________________________

and I'm the only one.
_________________________________

(SINGING) Oh, I'm bouncy,
trouncy, flouncy, pouncy
_________________________________

Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun!

_________________________________
But the most wonderful thing
about Tiggers is
_________________________________

I'm the only one
I'm the only one!
_________________________________

Hoohoohoohoo!

_________________________________

-(CHATTERING)

-Attention, please. Attention.
_________________________________

Something tragic has befallen

a member of our community.
_________________________________

(ALL GASP)
_________________________________

I present to you: Exhibit A.
_________________________________

Oh! That is tragic.
_________________________________

What? Oh, no, no, no.
_________________________________

Eeyore, will you turn around, please?
_________________________________

Oops, sorry.
_________________________________

Our dear friend Eeyore has lost his tail.
_________________________________

Oh, dear.
_________________________________

We mustn't leave him in this condition.
_________________________________

So, we will have a contest

to find a new tail for Eeyore.
_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT) I do say,

Christopher Robin,
_________________________________
the winners of such contest
_________________________________
are traditionally awarded
some form of remuneration.

_________________________________

What is a remooner...

Moonyour... A renew...
_________________________________

What are we renumbering?
_________________________________

I don't know, Pooh,

but it sounds like a good thing.
_________________________________

Oh, yes, it is a good thing, Piglet.
_________________________________

It's a prize. But what shall it be?
_________________________________

How about something great,

like a firecracker!
_________________________________

Oh, gracious, no.
_________________________________

How about something nice,

like a warm hug?
_________________________________

Pruning shears. I need pruning shears.
_________________________________

I'd say thistles,

but nobody listens to me, anyway.
_________________________________

Oh, Christopher Robin,
_________________________________
I was hoping for something
a bit... Sweeter?

_________________________________

Why, Pooh, that's a grand idea.
_________________________________

The prize for a new tail shall be...

A pot of honey.
_________________________________

ALL: Hooray!

_________________________________
NARRATOR: As the others
searched for a tail,

_________________________________

Pooh realized that a pine cone

would not win him the honey.
_________________________________

Why not?
_________________________________

Because it would have to be

something special.
_________________________________

Oh. Special, you say. Special.
_________________________________

Think, think, think.
_________________________________

No hurry, Pooh. Just take your time.
_________________________________

Take my time. What a wonderful idea.
_________________________________

Cuckoo, cuckoo.
_________________________________

-Thanks, Pooh.

-Congratulations.
_________________________________

You've won the contest.
_________________________________

(SINGING) It's Pooh
_________________________________

It's Pooh
Pooh wins the honey pot
_________________________________

Found a tail for his friend
_________________________________

Now it's on my rear end
_________________________________

You get the honey, enjoy
_________________________________

(CRASHING)
_________________________________

I knew it was too good to be true.
_________________________________

Oh, dear.
_________________________________

Well, rules are rules. So sorry, Pooh.
_________________________________

Excuse me. We could give B'loon a try!
_________________________________

Woah! (GIGGLES)
_________________________________

How clever, Piglet.
_________________________________

What do you think, Eeyore?
_________________________________

Sure is a cheerful color.

Guess I'll have to get used to it.
_________________________________

(SINGING) It's Piglet
_________________________________
It's Piglet

Piglet wins the honey pot
_________________________________

Takes the prize fair and square
_________________________________

I'm still a bit up in the air.
_________________________________

You get the honey, enjoy
_________________________________

Hmm. This may not work after all.
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________
(NARRATOR READING)
_________________________________

(ACCORDION MAKES
SOMBER MUSIC)

_________________________________

It's okay. I'll learn to live without it.
_________________________________

Poor dear.
_________________________________

You know, I may have just the thing.
_________________________________

Up, up, up you go.
_________________________________

(HUMMING)
_________________________________

There you are.
_________________________________

It's an awful nice tail, Kanga.

Much nicer than the rest of me.
_________________________________

(SINGS) It's Kanga...
_________________________________

No! No, no, no, no.

How about we celebrate with silence?
_________________________________

Enjoy
_________________________________

Oh, bother.
_________________________________

My tummy is feeling

a little 11 o'clock-ish.
_________________________________

Do you still tell the time, clock friend?
_________________________________

I can't tell by the expression

on your face.

_________________________________

I can't find it! It doesn't seem
to be on any of these stations.

_________________________________

-Keep looking.

-You're going too slow.

_________________________________

Let me take the wheel.

_________________________________

-(JUMBLED AUDIO)

-REX: It's too fast.

_________________________________

-How can you even tell what's on?

-I can tell.

_________________________________

-(AL SQUAWKS)

-ALL: Stop! Back, back, back!
_________________________________

Too late. I'm in the 40s.
Got to go 'round the horn. It's faster.

_________________________________

-ALL: Back, back! Stop!

-And look for the giant chicken!

_________________________________
Now, Etch!
_________________________________

That's where I need to go.

_________________________________

You can't go, Buzz.
You'll never make it there.

_________________________________

Woody once risked his life to save me.

_________________________________

I couldn't call myself his friend

if I weren't willing to do the same.

_________________________________

So who's with me?
_________________________________

I'm packing you an extra pair of shoes

and your angry eyes just in case.

_________________________________

This is for Woody when you find him.

_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT) All right,
_________________________________

but I don't think it'll mean
the same coming from me.

_________________________________

Mr. Buzz Lightyear,
you just gotta save my pal Woody.

_________________________________

-(COUGHING, WHEEZING)

-I'll do my best, son.

_________________________________

Okay, fellas. Let's roll.
_________________________________

Geronimo!
_________________________________

You'd think with
all my video game experience,
_________________________________

I'd be feeling more prepared.

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

The idea is to let go.

_________________________________

We'll be back before Andy gets home.

_________________________________

Don't talk to any toy you don't know!
_________________________________

To Al's Toy Barn and beyond!

_________________________________

Come on. Come on.
_________________________________

(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
_________________________________

Hello.
_________________________________

You don't have to be scared.

I'm very nice.
_________________________________

You're so little.
_________________________________

Your dress is very leafy.

Did you make it yourself?
_________________________________

I like your wings.

They're like sparkly lace.
_________________________________

Your hair must be so soft.
_________________________________

Are you hungry? Maybe not.

That's okay.
_________________________________

I don't like some kinds of food, either.
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

I'm so sorry. Where are my manners?
_________________________________

There you go.
_________________________________

Wait! Wait! Wait! No, please!

I'm not going to hurt you!
_________________________________

Don't be afraid!

I just want to be your friend!
_________________________________

I really won't hurt you. I just love fairies.
_________________________________

I've been drawing fairies

all my life. See?
_________________________________

I drew that one when I was three,

but I did that green one last week.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) I think it's much better.
_________________________________

I even started to paint

with the watercolors Father gave me.
_________________________________

Is it true that some fairies

paint butterfly wings?
_________________________________

I knew it!
_________________________________

These are some

of my favorite drawings.
_________________________________

This is a water fairy.
_________________________________

-You can tell because her skin is blue.

-Blue?
_________________________________

And here is a candy fairy

living in a lollipop tree.
_________________________________

Do all fairies live in trees

made of sweets?
_________________________________

Really? What about fairy circles?
_________________________________

Well, I hear

that if a person steps in one,
_________________________________

a fairy has to grant them three wishes

from their magic bag.
_________________________________

But if they don't,

they turn into a pile of delicious sugar,
_________________________________

-and then younger fairies...

-(LAUGHS) Wait. Wait a minute.
_________________________________

-...must try and turn them back into...

-Where are you getting all this?
_________________________________

(BELL JINGLING)
_________________________________

(GASPS) You jingle when you talk,

like a little bell!
_________________________________

So that's how fairies speak.
_________________________________

(BELL JINGLING)
_________________________________

So what do you think of my fairies?

Oh! And my fairy house!
_________________________________

It got a little shaken up.
_________________________________

-Did you make this?

-(BELL JINGLING)
_________________________________

I don't know what you're saying.
_________________________________

Oh. Did I make the fairy house?

Yes, I did. Do you like it?
_________________________________

Oh. The door's stuck.
_________________________________

Well, you're quite the little tinker,

aren't you?
_________________________________

What? Is that your name? Tinker?
_________________________________

Er...
_________________________________

Bell? Your name is Bell.
_________________________________

Tinker? Bell?
_________________________________

Tinker Bell? Tinker Bell.
_________________________________

What a lovely name!

Well, Tinker Bell, my name's Lizzy.
_________________________________
LIZZY: Do all fairies sound the same

when they talk?
_________________________________

(WATER DRIPPING)
_________________________________

How do you learn to be a fairy?

Do you go to fairy school?
_________________________________
DR. GRIFFITHS: Lizzy?

_________________________________

(LIZZY GASPING)
_________________________________

Lizzy? Who are you talking to?
_________________________________

Oh. Um...
_________________________________

My fairy!
_________________________________

That's nice, dear. Now, I brought you

something I think you'll really enjoy.
_________________________________

These are some

of my old field journals.
_________________________________

Now, I picked out the ones

I thought would excite you the most.
_________________________________

This one on rocks and minerals

is particularly interesting.
_________________________________

-Is there a field journal about fairies?

-(LAUGHS) Of course not, Lizzy.
_________________________________

Books like this are based on fact

and scientific research,
_________________________________

which is the quite the contrary

to your little figurines and drawings.
_________________________________

Well, just because you've never seen

a fairy doesn't mean they're not real.
_________________________________

Now, Lizzy, seeing is believing,

and without proof, it's just a fairy tale.
_________________________________

Now, here is a blank field journal.

Now, you're very talented, my darling,
_________________________________

and I'm sure you'll be able to fill it

with your own scientific research.
_________________________________

Yes, Father.
_________________________________

(WATER DRIPPING)
_________________________________

(SIGHS) Now if only these leaks

were just pretend.
_________________________________

Tinker Bell, you can come out now.
_________________________________

Look, Lizzy, thanks for showing me

your collection, but I really should be...
_________________________________

(BELL JINGLING)
_________________________________

You want to go?
_________________________________

Oh. I really wish you'd stay.
_________________________________

I'm sorry, Lizzy.
_________________________________

Okay, I understand.
_________________________________

So, I guess this is goodbye.
_________________________________

What's wrong?

Can't you fly in the rain?
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

You can stay with me

until the rain stops.
_________________________________

I'll show you around my room.

We can play with my toys.
_________________________________

We'll have so much fun.
_________________________________

-We're past the shallows!

-Aye! Drop the mainsail!
_________________________________

Dropping the mainsail!
_________________________________

-Trim the sail!

-Trimming the sail!
_________________________________

-Big thingy, dead ahead! Hard to port!

-Hard to port! Hard to port!
_________________________________

I recognize that wagon.

Stay on this course!
_________________________________

-Aye, Miss Vidia. Will do.

-I sure hope Tink is all right.
_________________________________

Who knows what terrible things

could be happening to her right now.
_________________________________

(SIGHING)
_________________________________

A fairy could get used to this.
_________________________________

Isn't it wonderful? Everything in this

house is just your size, Tinker Bell.
_________________________________

That's perfume. It smells like flowers.
_________________________________

Oh. My doll.

She should be in bed by now.
_________________________________

How old are you? I'm nine.
_________________________________

Do you like my dollhouse?

Do fairies live in houses?
_________________________________

What are fairies' houses made of?
_________________________________

That's a cooker,

but it doesn't actually work.
_________________________________

What's your favorite food?

I mean, besides sweets?
_________________________________

I want to know all about real live fairies.
_________________________________

Perfect!
_________________________________

"Scientific fairy research."
_________________________________

Okay. What's your favorite color?
_________________________________

Green is my favorite color, too!
_________________________________

I should start from the beginning.

Where do fairies come from?
_________________________________

I mean, where were you born?
_________________________________

Oh.
_________________________________

Well, that one's

a little more complicated because...
_________________________________

So, a baby, when it laughs

for the first time...
_________________________________

(BELL JINGLING)
_________________________________

A fairy...
_________________________________

-Uh... Uh...

-Oh.
_________________________________

Right. One second.
_________________________________

You were a funny-looking baby?
_________________________________

A baby?
_________________________________

Laughs?
_________________________________

One?
_________________________________

First?
_________________________________

When a baby laughs for the first time,

that's when a fairy is born.
_________________________________

Incredible.
_________________________________

Lizzy, that's only the beginning.
_________________________________

(HOW TO BELIEVE PLAYING)
_________________________________

WOMAN: (SINGING)
Guess I always knew
_________________________________

This could all come true
_________________________________

Still it feels so new
_________________________________

Being here with you
_________________________________

Can't believe my eyes
_________________________________

A new world comes alive
_________________________________

Spring and summer
Love and laughter
_________________________________

We'll live happy ever after
_________________________________

We'll shine brighter
Than we thought we'd be
_________________________________

Because you showed me
How to believe
_________________________________

More than just pretend
_________________________________

I'll make believe again
_________________________________

I hope this never ends

_________________________________
Maybe we'll be friends

_________________________________
Now everything I know
Everything I know

_________________________________
I'll never let it go
Never let it go

_________________________________
Spring and summer
Love and laughter

_________________________________
We'll live happy ever after
_________________________________

We'll shine brighter
Than we thought we'd be
_________________________________

Because you showed me
How to believe

_________________________________
TV JESSIE: They don't call this

_________________________________

the old abandoned mine
for nothin', Prospector.
_________________________________

I reckon we oughta get outta here.

_________________________________
TV PETE: Where's my gold?
Hold on. I'll light me a candle.

_________________________________
This sure is a fast-burnin' wick.
_________________________________

Blast us to smithereens!
That there's dynamite!
_________________________________

-Holy tarnation.

-I'll call for help.
_________________________________

Yodel-ay-hee-hoo
_________________________________

Hey, critters, go get Sheriff Woody.
Now scurry!
_________________________________
TV WOODY: Good job, Bullseye.

_________________________________

I reckon the new schoolhouse
is finally done.
_________________________________

-(CRITTERS CHITTERING)

-What's that?
_________________________________

Jessie and Prospector are trapped
in the old abandoned mine,
_________________________________

and Prospector just lit a stick
of dynamite thinkin' it was a candle,
_________________________________

and now they're about
to be blown to smithereens?
_________________________________

RABBIT: Mmm-hmm.
_________________________________

Ride like the wind, Bullseye!
_________________________________

You're fannin' the flames, Jessie!

It takes brains to put out that fire.
_________________________________

Yow! My biscuits are burnin'!
_________________________________

ANNOUNCER: Will Woody
and Bullseye land to safety?
_________________________________

Can they reach Jessie
and Stinky Pete in time?
_________________________________

Tune in next week for the exciting
conclusion, "Woody's Finest Hour."
_________________________________

All right! All right! Next tape!
_________________________________

Hey, wait.
What happened? What happens next?
_________________________________

-Come on! Let's see the next episode!

-PETE: That's it.

_________________________________

-What?

-The show was canceled after that.

_________________________________

Wait. What about the gold mine and
the cute little critters and the dynamite?
_________________________________

That was a great show!
I mean, why cancel it?
_________________________________

Two words, Sput-nik.

_________________________________

Once the astronauts went up, children
only wanted to play with space toys.

_________________________________

I know how that feels.
But, still, my own show.

_________________________________

-I mean, look at all this stuff!

-JESSIE: Didn't you know?
_________________________________

Why, you're valuable property!
_________________________________

I wish the guys could see this.

Hey-howdy-hey. That's me.

_________________________________

I'm on a yo-yo. (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Oh, hey. Nice teeth.
And yet still a good-lookin' guy.

_________________________________

Oh, it's a bank! Cool.

_________________________________

What do you do?
You push the hat, and out...

_________________________________

Oh, out come bubbles. Clever.

_________________________________

Oh, wow. Hey, what's this thing do?
_________________________________

(LAUGHING) I get it.

_________________________________

"There's a snake in my boot."
_________________________________

Oh, hey, Bullseye.
Go long! Go long! Whoo!
_________________________________

-(DISTORTED INSTRUMENTAL)

-A record player!
_________________________________

I haven't seen one of these in ages.

_________________________________

(FAST-SPEED YODELING)
_________________________________

-(SINGING SLOWS)

-Okay, now. Slow.

_________________________________

-(EXTRA-SLOW SINGING)

-Oh, that's funny, Bullseye.

_________________________________

Hop on, cowgirl! Think fast!
_________________________________
JESSIE: (GASPS) Oh.

_________________________________

Not bad.

_________________________________

It's time for Woody's Roundup

_________________________________
-Whee!

-He's the very best
_________________________________

(FAST-SPEED) He's the rootin'-est
tootin'-est cowboy...
_________________________________

Look at us! We're a complete set!
_________________________________

-Now it's on to the museum.

-Museum?
_________________________________

-(RECORD SCRATCHING)

-(JESSIE SCREAMING)
_________________________________

-What museum?

-PETE: THE museum.

_________________________________

We're being sold
to the Konishi Toy Museum in Tokyo.

_________________________________

-That's in Japan!

-Japan?
_________________________________

No, no, no, no, no. I can't go to Japan.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) What do you mean?
_________________________________

I got to get back home to
my owner, Andy. Hey, look, look. See?

_________________________________
-(GASPS) He still has an owner.

-Oh, my goodness.

_________________________________

(HYPERVENTILATING) No. Can't go.

_________________________________

I can't do storage again. I just can't!
_________________________________

-Jessie. Jessie.

-I won't go back in the dark!
_________________________________

What's the matter?
What's wrong with her?
_________________________________

Well, we've been in storage
for a long time
_________________________________

waiting for you.

_________________________________

-Why me?

-The museum's
_________________________________

only interested in the collection
if you're in it, Woody.

_________________________________

Without you, we go back into storage.

_________________________________

-It's that simple.

-It's not fair!
_________________________________

How can you do this to us?
_________________________________

Hey, look. I'm sorry,
but this is all a big mistake.

_________________________________

-You see, I was in this yard sale...

-Yard sale?
_________________________________

Why were you in a yard sale
if you have an owner?
_________________________________

Well, I wasn't supposed to be there.

I was trying to save another toy when...

_________________________________

Was it because you're damaged?
Hmm? Did this Andy break you?
_________________________________

Yeah, but... No, no, no, no, no!
It was... It was an accident.

_________________________________

-I mean...

-Sounds like he really loves you.

_________________________________

It's not like that, okay?
And I'm not going to any museum!
_________________________________

-Well, I'm not going back into storage!

-(DOOR OPENING)
_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-PETE: Al's coming!
_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-Go! Go on, Jessie.

_________________________________

-Oh...

-Jessie, look at me.

_________________________________

I promise you'll come out of the box.
Now go! Go!
_________________________________

(AL HUMMING)
_________________________________

It's show time!
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Oh, money, baby.
Money, money, money.

_________________________________

(LAUGHS EVILLY)
_________________________________

And now
_________________________________

the main attraction.

_________________________________

(RESUMES HUMMING)
_________________________________

(GASPS, SCREAMS)
_________________________________

No! His arm! Where's his arm?
_________________________________

Oh... No. No, no, no, no!
_________________________________

What am I gonna do? I know. I know.
_________________________________

(MUTTERING) Come on! Come on!
Come on! Pick up the phone!
_________________________________

-MAN: Hello?

-It's me. It's Al.

_________________________________

I got an emergency.

_________________________________

-I'm busy.

-Yes, we're all busy.

_________________________________

-Look. It has to be tonight.

-(MAN RESPONDS, INDISTINCT)
_________________________________

All right. All right.
But first thing in the morning.

_________________________________

(SCREAMS) It's gone! I can't believe it!
_________________________________

-My arm is completely gone!

-All right. Come here. Let me see that.

_________________________________

-(GASPING)

-Oh, it's just a popped seam,
_________________________________

easily repaired.

_________________________________

-You should consider yourself lucky.

-Lucky?
_________________________________

Are you shrink-wrapped?
I am missing my arm!
_________________________________

Big deal.

_________________________________

Let him go. I'm sure his precious Andy
_________________________________

is dying to play with
a one-armed cowboy doll.

_________________________________

Why, Jessie, you know he wouldn't last
an hour on the streets in his condition.

_________________________________

It's a dangerous world
out there for a toy.

_________________________________

Okay, everybody, listen up.
_________________________________

This road should take us straight

to the human house.
_________________________________
ROSETTA: So how far is it from the road

to the house, do you think?
_________________________________
VIDIA: Not that far, really.

The only question is, how flooded is it?
_________________________________
IRIDESSA: That's a good point.

_________________________________
SILVERMIST:

Well, I'm gonna remain optimistic.
_________________________________

-We'll get to Tink in no time.

-ROSETTA: I'm with you, Sil.
_________________________________
BOBBLE: We're almost there.

_________________________________

Why, look,

we're picking up speed already.
_________________________________
IRIDESSA: Did you feel that?

We're moving faster.
_________________________________

(GASPING)
_________________________________

Hey, guys!

We're heading right for a waterfall!
_________________________________

Great polliwogs!

We have to make the turn!
_________________________________

Ease the sheets and get ready to jibe!
_________________________________

ALL: What?
_________________________________

Ease the sheet and get ready to jibe!
_________________________________

-What?

-SILVERMIST: What did he say?
_________________________________

Loosen the ropes and...
_________________________________

(VOMITING) ...turn the sail!
_________________________________

-Oh, no!

-Look out!
_________________________________

(BOBBLE YELLS)
_________________________________

Man overboard!
_________________________________

Hard to port! Hard to port!
_________________________________

Turn the boat! Turn the boat!
_________________________________

Guys! We're running out of river!
_________________________________

That's all right,

'cause all we need's a little.
_________________________________

-Rosetta, come grab my feet.

-What?
_________________________________

Hang on! We're going straight down!
_________________________________

Oh, no!
_________________________________

(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________
SILVERMIST: Brace yourselves!

_________________________________

-Who's alive?

-Not me.
_________________________________

Me, either. I can't find a pulse!

It's not there!
_________________________________

I'm telling you, I don't...

Oh. I'm good.
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

(SCREAMING) Ow!
_________________________________

Oh! Sorry!
_________________________________

Ow!
_________________________________

Looks like we're walking from here.
_________________________________

-But... Walking where?

-We could be anywhere.
_________________________________

Everything looks the same

from down here.
_________________________________

And there's no way of knowing

which way to go.
_________________________________

Clank! Where did you find that?
_________________________________

I don't know. Here on the ground.

Is it yours?
_________________________________

I know where we are.

_________________________________

(OWL HOOTING)
_________________________________

(GASPING)
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

All right.
Nobody look till I get my cork back in.

_________________________________

Good work, men. Two blocks down
and only 19 more to go.

_________________________________

-What?

-ALL: Nineteen?
_________________________________

Are we gonna do this all night?
My parts are killing me.

_________________________________

Come on, fellas.

_________________________________

Did Woody give up when Sid
had me strapped to a rocket?

_________________________________
-ALL: No.

-No.

_________________________________

And did he give up when you threw him
out of the back of that moving van?
_________________________________

-Oh, you had to bring that up.

-No, he didn't!
_________________________________

We have a friend in need, and we will
not rest until he's safe in Andy's room!
_________________________________

-(STAR-SPANGLED PLAYING)

-Now let's move out!
_________________________________

ANNOUNCER: And that concludes
our broadcast day.
_________________________________

(STATIC)
_________________________________

(SNORING)
_________________________________

(SNORTING)
_________________________________

(CRUNCHING)
_________________________________

-(CRUNCHING)

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

Bullseye. Bullseye, go, go, go, go.

_________________________________

Come on. You don't wanna
help me. I'm the bad guy.

_________________________________

You're gonna go back in storage
because of me, remember? Just go.

_________________________________

Bullseye... (SPUTTERING)
All right. All right.

_________________________________

But you have got
to keep quiet. Come on.

_________________________________

Over here. Attaboy.

_________________________________

Okay, Bullseye. Upsy-daisy.

_________________________________

(CONTINUES SNORING)
_________________________________

(MUFFLED GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

Psst. Bullseye. Cut it out.

_________________________________

Stop it. Psst.
Stop it, Bullseye. Stop it. Stop it.

_________________________________

Stop it.

_________________________________

(STOMACH RUMBLING)
_________________________________

-(BURPING)

-(GROANING)
_________________________________

(GAGGING)
_________________________________

(EXHALING)
_________________________________

(SNORTING)
_________________________________

-Phew.

-(REMOTE CLICKS)
_________________________________

Woody's Roundup
Come on, it's time to play
_________________________________

(GASPING)
_________________________________

No, Officer! I swear.
(MUTTERING) What? (GASPS)
_________________________________

(GASPING, MUTTERING)
_________________________________

Uh... Oh.

_________________________________

Get in there.
There you go. Cheap case.

_________________________________

-Where is the remote?

-(THEME SONG CONTINUES)

_________________________________
Where is the remote?
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Why don't I put it in the same place
every... Oh, here it is.

_________________________________

(YAWNING)
_________________________________

(MUTTERING)
_________________________________

(DOOR CLOSING)
_________________________________

What is your problem? Look, I'm sorry
I can't help you guys out.

_________________________________

Really, I am. But you didn't have
to go and pull a stunt like that.

_________________________________

What? You think I did that?
_________________________________

Oh, right, right.
The TV just happened to turn on,
_________________________________

and the remote magically ended up
in front of you!
_________________________________

-You calling me a liar?

-Well, if the boot fits...

_________________________________

Say that again.

_________________________________

(ENUNCIATING) If the boot fits.
_________________________________

Okay, cowboy.

_________________________________

-Yah!
-(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

How do you like that?
Take it back! Take it back!
_________________________________

Don't think just 'cause you're a girl,
I'm gonna take it easy on you.

_________________________________

-(SCREAMS)

-Jessie, Woody, you stop this at once.

_________________________________

-(CRIES OUT)

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

I don't know
how that television turned on,
_________________________________

but fighting about it
isn't helping anything.

_________________________________
-If I had both my arms...

-The fact is, you don't, Woody,
_________________________________

so I suggest
you just wait until morning.

_________________________________

-The cleaner will come, fix your arm...

-And then I'm outta here!
_________________________________

Oh, no, no.
Bullseye, don't take it that way.

_________________________________

-It's just that Andy...

-Andy, Andy, Andy.

_________________________________

That's all he ever talks about.

_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________
NARRATOR: Pooh left feeling

unsatisfied and a little out of sorts.
_________________________________

-(RUMBLING)
-In fact, he was so distracted
_________________________________

by his rumbly tummy,
_________________________________

that he didn't notice that he was

walking onto the next paragraph.
_________________________________

What is a paragraph?
_________________________________

It's a group of sentences

that form a complete thought.
_________________________________

Is there honey in this paragraph?
_________________________________

Oh, sorry, Pooh, no.
_________________________________

Well, then I don't find it very useful.
_________________________________

What's that, Pooh?
_________________________________

I'm not sure. I shall follow it

to see where it leads.
_________________________________

Eeyore, your tail!
_________________________________

Yep. Unraveled.

Guess I'm back where I started.
_________________________________
I'm sorry, Eeyore.

_________________________________

Such a nice tail, too.
_________________________________

No matter.

All good things come to an end.
_________________________________

Oh. Oh! Eeyore, if you... (GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Oh, my goodness.

This story is going too fast!
_________________________________

(GRUNTS, SIGHS)
_________________________________

I wish that paragraph

had been a little longer.
_________________________________

Ooh! Of course.
_________________________________

Christopher Robin
will have some honey.
_________________________________

He loves to share. Especially with me.
_________________________________

(HUMMING) Christopher Robin!
_________________________________

Are you not there?
_________________________________

(TUMMY RUMBLES)
_________________________________

Oh.
_________________________________
NARRATOR:

Just then, Pooh spotted a note.
_________________________________

I did?
_________________________________

Certainly. Just there, at your feet.

_________________________________

Uh, to your left.

_________________________________

Uh, no, Pooh, your other left.

A little bit more.
_________________________________

A tad. A hair. No, no, back a bit.
_________________________________

-Oh!

-There you are.
_________________________________

Well, it's a good thing I noticed it.
_________________________________

Otherwise, I wouldn't have seen it.
_________________________________

Pooh was puzzled by the note.

Even more so than usual.
_________________________________

And even more than that.
_________________________________

So, Pooh decided to go directly

to Owl's house,
_________________________________

hoping that Owl could
help unpuzzle him.
_________________________________

ALL: (SINGING)
You get the honey, enjoy

_________________________________
-ROO: Good job, Owl!

-Thank you. Thank you.
_________________________________

Yes, it is quite clever, isn't it?
_________________________________

T-A-E-L. Yes. Perfect.
_________________________________

Well, hello there, Owl.
_________________________________

That is a very fine looking
pot of honey you've got there.

_________________________________

And so remarkably... Gooey.
_________________________________

Gooey? That happens to be

my personal favorite.
_________________________________

Ooh! What do you have there, my boy?
_________________________________

Oh. A note I found

at Christopher Robin's.
_________________________________

With strange words I cannot read.
_________________________________

But, Pooh, you can't read most words.
_________________________________

Yes, but especially not the strange ones.
_________________________________

Let me see. There's never been a note

written that I could not decipher.
_________________________________

Here, Pooh, help yourself.
_________________________________

-Yes, parchment is of a fine quality.

-(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Oh, stuff and fluff.
_________________________________

Don't leave us in suspense, Owl.

What does it say?
_________________________________

Patience! Patience. One must be careful
when decoding such arcane text

_________________________________

so as not to incorrectly interpret

its true meaning.
_________________________________

ROO: So, can you read it?
_________________________________

Of course I can! It says...
_________________________________

"Gone out. Busy. Backson."
_________________________________

Signed, Christopher Robin."
_________________________________

(GASPS) Our dear friend

Christopher Robin has been captured!
_________________________________

What?
_________________________________

By a creature called "the Backson."
_________________________________

-(ALL GASP)

-Backson!
_________________________________

Captured by the Backson!
_________________________________

What's a Backson?
_________________________________

Oh, a horrible creature! Malicious!

_________________________________

-You don't say.

-Ferocious!
_________________________________

Fero...? Ooh!
_________________________________

And worst of all, terribly busy.
_________________________________

So, what does this Backson look like?
_________________________________

I saw a picture of one just the other day.
_________________________________

-Oh, Christopher Robin.

-OWL: Now, let me see.
_________________________________

OWL: Bathwater, biscuit,
baby, barnacle, beluga...

_________________________________

Wait a minute, why is biscuit

ahead of baby and barnacle?
_________________________________

That doesn't make sense.

Oh, it's such a mess in here.
_________________________________

Dash it all! Where is that picture?
_________________________________

I have some chalk, Owl.

Can you draw it?
_________________________________

What an excellent idea, young man.
_________________________________

Artistic talent runs through my family.
_________________________________

In fact, it practically stampedes!
_________________________________

(CHALK SCREECHES)
_________________________________

(BOTH GROAN)
_________________________________

(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________

He sounds scary already.

_________________________________

(SINGING)
It's a giant creature with a tail
_________________________________

Here, I'll draw Piglet in for scale
_________________________________

-(GROWLS)

-Oh, dear!
_________________________________

Its hide is like a shaggy rug

_________________________________
Its face a surly, ugly mug

_________________________________
With two sharp horns atop its head

_________________________________
Between a mop of hair that's red

_________________________________
(ALL GASP)
_________________________________

And in its nose a ring of gold
_________________________________
-It smells of monkey's feet and mold
-(SHRIEKS)
_________________________________

Its toes are black, its fur is blue

_________________________________

I swear that all I tell you
is not made up
_________________________________

The Backson! The Backson?

_________________________________

The Backson! The Backson?

_________________________________

ALL: Oh, no!

_________________________________
But, Owl, what does a Backson do?
_________________________________

Yes, Owl, what does a Backson do?
_________________________________

Hmm, what does a Backson do?
_________________________________

I'm thinking, I'm thinking,
I'm thinking, I'm thinking
_________________________________

And now I will tell you
_________________________________

They sneak into your library
_________________________________
And scribble in all your books
_________________________________

The Backson, the Backson
We don't like the Backson
_________________________________

When decorating your Christmas tree
they tangle up all the hooks
_________________________________

The Backson, the Backson
we're afraid of the Backson
_________________________________
OWL: They spoil the milk

they stop all the clocks
_________________________________

They use their horns
to put holes in your socks
_________________________________

The Backson's the one
who's been putting holes in our socks
_________________________________

Tell us more about what Backsons do
_________________________________

Yes, more about what Backsons do
_________________________________

More about what Backsons do?
_________________________________

Why don't we hear
some thoughts from you?
_________________________________
TIGGER: Maybe they make

you sleep too late
_________________________________
OWL: Yes, yes, that's good, that's great

_________________________________
(ALARM CLOCK RINGING)
_________________________________

I bet they're the reason my tail is gone

_________________________________
OWL: You're on a roll go on, go on

_________________________________

They muddy up your tidy house
_________________________________

They make you feel as small as a mouse

_________________________________
They break your crayons
they spill your tea
_________________________________
KANGA: They wake up babies

at one and three
_________________________________

They made me catch the cold I caught
_________________________________
They made me lose

my train of thought
_________________________________
They swipe your stripes

they clog your pipes
_________________________________

They dig up your garden
they won't beg your pardon

_________________________________

They eat your snacks
they won't relax

_________________________________
They chip your tooth,
they steal your youth

_________________________________
And now you know the horrible truth

_________________________________

The Backson, the Backson
_________________________________

The Backson, the Backson
_________________________________

Oh, no!
_________________________________

-Oh, yes

-ALL: Huh?
_________________________________

I know exactly what to do
_________________________________

We'll find things Backsons
are partial to

_________________________________
Like books and dishes

_________________________________

And socks and toys
_________________________________

Yes, everything that a Backson destroys
_________________________________

Then we'll dig an enormous pit
_________________________________

And make the items lead to it
_________________________________

He'll fall in and we'll get our friend
_________________________________

And this horrible nightmare
can come to an end
_________________________________

The Backson! The Backson!

_________________________________

The Backson! The Backson!

_________________________________

Go home and search your closets
_________________________________

Bring everything that you can
_________________________________

The Backson, the Backson,
we're gonna catch the Backson
_________________________________

We'll save Christopher Robin
by following Rabbit's plan
_________________________________

The Backson, the Backson,
we'll save Christopher Robin
_________________________________

We must be brave and have no fear
_________________________________

So to the death, we'll persevere
_________________________________

We'll search by the sun
and the light of the moon
_________________________________

And if everything goes well,
we'll be back soon
_________________________________

-Back soon.

-Back Soon
_________________________________

Sounds like "Backson."
_________________________________

Back Soon
_________________________________

Oh, well. Good luck, everyone!

_________________________________

Hey, Buzz, can we slow down?
_________________________________

May I remind you that some of us are
carrying over $6 in change?

_________________________________
Losing health units. Must rest.

_________________________________

Is everyone present and accounted for?
_________________________________

Not quite everyone.

_________________________________

-Who's behind?

-Mine.

_________________________________

Hey, guys.
Why do the toys cross the road?
_________________________________

-Not now, Hamm.

-Oh, I love riddles. Why?
_________________________________

To get to the chicken
on the other side! (LAUGHS)
_________________________________

-(ALL WHOOPING)

-REX: The chicken!
_________________________________

-Oh, well. We tried.

-We'll have to cross.

_________________________________

-(ALL GASPING)

-What the...

_________________________________

You're not turning me
into a mashed potato.

_________________________________

I may not be a smart dog,
but I know what roadkill is.

_________________________________

There must be a safe way.

_________________________________
BUZZ: Okay.

Here's our chance. Ready. Set. Go.

_________________________________

(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________

Drop!
_________________________________

-(AIR HISSING)

-(HORNS HONKING)

_________________________________
BUZZ: Go!
_________________________________
BUZZ: Drop! I said "drop"!

_________________________________

(HORNS HONKING)
_________________________________
BUZZ: Go!

_________________________________

(MUMBLING)
_________________________________
BUZZ: Drop.

_________________________________

(HORN HONKING, TIRES SQUEALING)
_________________________________
BUZZ: Go.

_________________________________

That went well.

_________________________________

(HORNS HONKING)
_________________________________

Good job, troops.
We're that much closer to Woody.

_________________________________

(HONKING CONTINUES)

_________________________________

(RINGING)
_________________________________

Oh, thank goodness you're here.

_________________________________

Is the specimen ready for cleaning?
_________________________________

So, how long is this gonna take?
_________________________________

You can't rush art.

_________________________________

(MOOING)
_________________________________

(WHEELS SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
SLINKY: Oh, no. It's closed.

_________________________________

We're not preschool toys, Slinky.
We can read.

_________________________________

-(DOORS MOOING)

-MAN: Hey, Joe, you're late.

_________________________________

We've got a ton of toys to unload.

_________________________________

All right. All right.
I'm comin'. I'm comin'.

_________________________________

All right. Let's go.

_________________________________
REX: But the sign says it's closed.

_________________________________

No, no, no, no. All together. Now!
_________________________________

-(ALL GRUNTING)

-(DOORS MOOING)
_________________________________

(GIGGLING)
_________________________________

Whoa, Nelly! How are we going
to find Woody in this place?
_________________________________

Look for Al. We find Al,
we find Woody. Now move out!
_________________________________

-Woody?

-Woody.

_________________________________

(MOTOR PUMPING)
_________________________________

(AIR HISSING)
_________________________________

There you go. (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

He's for display only.

_________________________________

You handle him too much,
he's not gonna last.

_________________________________

It's amazing. You're a genius.
He's just like new.

_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Wow.

_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(WHISTLES) I could use one of those.
_________________________________

You know, they make it so you can't
defeat Zurg unless you buy this book.

_________________________________

It's extortion. That's what it is.

_________________________________

Hey, I always thought
the golden sector was the only...

_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
HAMM: I thought

we could search in style.

_________________________________

Nice going there, Hamm. So how about
letting a toy with fingers drive?
_________________________________

Am I really that fat?
_________________________________

(WHISTLES)
_________________________________

-(GRUNTING)

-Ow!
_________________________________

-What are you doing?

-You're in direct violation
_________________________________

of Code 6404.5,
_________________________________

stating all Space Rangers
are to be in hyper-sleep
_________________________________

until awakened
by authorized personnel.

_________________________________

-Oh, no.
-(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

You're breakin' ranks, Ranger.

_________________________________

Buzz Lightyear to Star Command.

_________________________________

-I've got an AWOL Space Ranger.

-Tell me I wasn't this deluded.

_________________________________

No back talk!
I have a laser, and I will use it.

_________________________________

-Mean the laser that's a light bulb?

-(LASER HUMMING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Has your mind been melded?
You could've killed me, Space Ranger.

_________________________________

Or should I say "traitor"?
_________________________________

-I don't have time for this.

-Halt!
_________________________________

I order you to halt!
_________________________________

(BOTH GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Listen to me. Listen. Wait.

_________________________________

-We've been down this aisle already.

-We've never been down this aisle.

_________________________________

-It's pink.

-Face it. We're lost.

_________________________________

-HAMM: Back it up. Back it up.

-(ALL GIGGLING)
_________________________________

(BEACH MUSIC PLAYS)
_________________________________

What a great party!
_________________________________

How low can you go?
How low can you go?
_________________________________

(GIGGLING CONTINUES)
_________________________________

Excuse me, ladies.

_________________________________

Does anyone know where we might
find the Al of Al's Toy Barn?
_________________________________

I can help.

_________________________________

I'm Tour Guide Barbie.

_________________________________

Please keep your hands, arms
and accessories inside the car,
_________________________________

and no flash photography.

_________________________________

-Thank you.

-I'm a married spud.

_________________________________

-I'm a married spud.

-Then make room for the single fellas.

_________________________________
BARBIE: To our right is the Hot Wheels

aisle. Developed in 1967,
_________________________________

the original series had 16 cars,
including the Corvette.

_________________________________

I beg your pardon, ma'am,
but where's Al's office?
_________________________________

Please hold all questions
until the end of the tour. Thank you.

_________________________________

It says how you defeat Zurg! Look!
_________________________________

-Excuse me, sir.

-Get this outta here, geekosaur.

_________________________________

-SLINKY: Look out!

-Stop, stop, stop!
_________________________________

(ALL YELLING)
_________________________________

-(REX WHIMPERING)

-HAMM: Turn into the spin, Barbie!
_________________________________

(SCREAMS) My source of power!
_________________________________

No! Come back!
(YELLS) Hey!
_________________________________

Wait up! Hey! Come on! Slow down!
_________________________________

Dinosaur overboard!
Slow down! (CRIES OUT)

_________________________________
Remain seated, please.

_________________________________

(RECITES IN SPANISH)
_________________________________

Ow! Listen to me. Listen to me.
You're not really a Space Ranger.

_________________________________

You're a toy.
We're all toys. Do you hear me?
_________________________________

Well, that should hold you
till the court martial.

_________________________________

Let me go! You don't realize
what you're doing!
_________________________________

And this is the Buzz Lightyear aisle.

_________________________________

In 1995, shortsighted retailers did not
order enough dolls to meet demand.

_________________________________

-Hey, Buzz!

-Halt! Who goes there?
_________________________________

Quit clownin' around
and get in the car!
_________________________________

Buzz, Buzz, I know how to defeat Zurg!
_________________________________

-You do?

-Come on. I'll tell you on the way.

_________________________________

No, no, guys! You've got the wrong
Buzz! You've got the wrong Buzz!
_________________________________

Say, where'd you get
the cool belt, Buzz?
_________________________________

Well, slotted pig,
they're standard issue.

_________________________________

No!

_________________________________

NARRATOR:

While Rabbit and the others

_________________________________

were busy gathering

the Backson's favorite things,
_________________________________

Pooh and Piglet found the
perfect place to dig the pit.

_________________________________

-Piglet dug and dug and dug,

-(PIGLET GRUNTING)
_________________________________

and Pooh... supervised.
_________________________________

And now to disguise the pit.

Catch, Piglet.
_________________________________

Gosh, Pooh, I hope this idea works.
_________________________________

Oh, it will, Piglet.
_________________________________

The Backson shall follow the trail

of items right to this lovely picnic.
_________________________________

(WHISPERING)

Which is just the pit, of course.
_________________________________

And when he falls in,

we'll get Christopher Robin back.
_________________________________

Yes, Piglet. We shall get

Christopher Robin back.
_________________________________

(GRUNTING) Very exciting.
(GIGGLES) What do you think, Pooh?

_________________________________

Hmm. I think this rock

would be better over there.
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

-Here?

-Oh, yes.
_________________________________

That makes all the difference, you see.
_________________________________

Oh! I almost forgot

the most important part.
_________________________________

Oh, yes, Piglet. I couldn't agree more.
_________________________________

Hmm?
_________________________________

Oh, Piglet, this is a very light lunch.
_________________________________

No, Pooh. This isn't lunch.
_________________________________

I just thought it would

complete the disguise.
_________________________________

Well, it certainly fooled me.
_________________________________

(WHIMPERS)

_________________________________

Well done, you two.

Now, put your combat gear on.
_________________________________

This is a dangerous mission,
_________________________________

and we cannot afford any mistakes.
_________________________________

The fate of Christopher Robin

is in our hands.
_________________________________

(ADVENTUROUS

INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

Ha!
_________________________________

(SLICING SOUNDS)
_________________________________

(GROANS)

_________________________________
NARRATOR: As the group

continued on with Rabbit's plan,
_________________________________

they journeyed deeper

and deeper into the woods,
_________________________________

-placing items as they...

-TIGGER: Hey, hey!
_________________________________

You want to keep it down up there, pal?
_________________________________

What? Tigger?

Why aren't you with the others?
_________________________________

Because I'm busy tracking
the Backson. (SHUSHING)

_________________________________

Yes, but what about Rabbit's plan?
_________________________________

Only a Tigger can catch a Backson.
_________________________________

(WHISPERS)
And I'm the only Tigger, see.
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

-(GROANS)

-(GASPS) Hello.
_________________________________

(SHOUTS)
_________________________________

-Hoo!

-I probably deserved that.
_________________________________

Oops! Look who it is!

(CHUCKLES) Let me get off your back.
_________________________________

There we go.

I thought you were the Backson!
_________________________________

Until I found out you wasn't.

What are you doing out here, anyways?
_________________________________

Too slow. Got left behind.
_________________________________

Left behind?
_________________________________

That's a horrendemous thing

to do to a guy.
_________________________________

No matter.
_________________________________

Sure would like to help
Christopher Robin,

_________________________________

but I can't.
_________________________________

Hmm.
_________________________________

Buddy! Where do you think

you're going?
_________________________________

You and me are gonna catch

that Backson together!
_________________________________

-Thanks, but I...

-That's the spirit!
_________________________________

Here we go!
_________________________________

-Pouncy, pouncy, pounce!

-(GROANS)
_________________________________

You and me! Oh, yeah!

Look out, Backson!
_________________________________

Okay, we're back. Look at us pounce!
_________________________________

I'm alone? Okay. Hoo.
_________________________________

Buddy, if you're gonna pounce,

you got to have some bounce!
_________________________________

We just need to get you Tiggerized.
_________________________________

(SINGING) Gonna fix you up
By the time we're through
_________________________________

I'll be Tigger One
you'll be Tigger Two
_________________________________

It's gonna be great, it's gonna be great
_________________________________

It's gonna be great
_________________________________

Gonna be two pals,
hunting in the woods
_________________________________

Gonna show that Backson
we got the goods
_________________________________

It's gonna be great, it's gonna be great
_________________________________

It's gonna be great
_________________________________

Well, I'm not sure
_________________________________

Oh, stop that gloomy rumination
_________________________________

All you need is a little bit
of Tiggerization
_________________________________

-Wait

-Why wait?
_________________________________

Don't you see it's gonna be great
_________________________________

It's gonna be great, it's gonna be great
_________________________________

It's gonna be great
_________________________________

You're looking great, Tigger Two.
_________________________________

Now, you've got to learn

to bounce like a Tigger.
_________________________________

When you learn to bounce

you should take it slow
_________________________________

So I want you to keep your bounces low
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

It's gonna be great, it's gonna be great
_________________________________

It's gonna be great
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

If you hit a bush or a tree you'll
fall so do your best to avoid them all
_________________________________

It's gonna be great, it's gonna be great
_________________________________

It's gonna be great
_________________________________

A perfect pounce
will make you feel alive
_________________________________

Just go from a squat
into a headlong dive!
_________________________________

-Ow, ow, ow.
-You're gettin' it now

_________________________________

It's gonna be great, it's gonna be great
_________________________________

It's gonna be great
_________________________________

Ah. Isn't this super-duper fun,

two Tiggers here together?
_________________________________

I used to be the only one
_________________________________

But two is twice as better.
_________________________________

-Are you ready?

-For what?
_________________________________

I'll be the
_________________________________

Backson, you be the Tigger
_________________________________

We're gonna see
whose bounce is bigger
_________________________________

It's gonna be great, it's gonna be great

_________________________________
It's gonna be great

_________________________________
You're gonna give me your best attack

_________________________________
But don't just think
that I won't fight back
_________________________________

It's gonna be great, it's gonna be great
_________________________________

It's gonna be great
_________________________________

Strike me down, give me all you got
_________________________________

Bounce me, trounce me
flounce me, pounce me
_________________________________

Do it, do it, do it!

_________________________________

It's gonna be great, it's gonna be great
_________________________________

It's gonna be... (SHOUTING)
_________________________________

Great
_________________________________

Tigger Two!
_________________________________

That was the bestest

picking up bounce I never seen!
_________________________________

In fact, we're going to skip right ahead

to advanced Tigger training.
_________________________________

Where did you go, you little bouncer?
_________________________________

Ooh. Going bareknuckled.
_________________________________

Look at this guy. I like your style!
_________________________________

Now this is just ridicerous!
_________________________________

You are gonna need this

if you're gonna get the Backson!
_________________________________

Uh oh!
_________________________________

Backson tracks!
_________________________________

The Backson must have got Tigger Two!
_________________________________

He's picking us off. One by one.

_________________________________

(FLASH POPPING)
_________________________________

(AL CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

-It's like printing my own money.

-(PHONE RINGING)
_________________________________
-Yeah? What?

-(MAN SPEAKING, INDISTINCT)
_________________________________

Oh, oh. Mr. Konishi.
Yes, I have the pictures right here.

_________________________________

In fact, I'm in the car right now on
my way to the office to fax them to you.

_________________________________

I'm going through a tunnel!
I'm breakin' up!
_________________________________

Oh, wow! Will you look at me?
It's like I'm fresh out of the box!
_________________________________

Look at this stitching! Andy's gonna
have a hard time rippin' this! Hello!
_________________________________

Hi! Hello!
_________________________________

Great. Now you can go.

_________________________________

Well, what a good idea.

_________________________________
PETE: Woody, don't be mad at Jessie.

_________________________________

She's been through
more than you know.

_________________________________

Why not make amends
before you leave, huh?
_________________________________

It's the least you can do.

_________________________________

(GROANS) All right.
But I don't know what good it'll do.

_________________________________

Hey. Whatcha doin' way up here?
_________________________________

Thought I'd get one last look at the
sun before I get packed away again.

_________________________________

Look, Jessie.
I know you hate me for leaving,

_________________________________
but I have to go back.

_________________________________

I'm still Andy's toy.

_________________________________

Well, if you knew him,
you'd understand. Andy's a real...

_________________________________

Let me guess.
Andy's a real special kid.

_________________________________

And to him, you're his buddy,
his best friend.

_________________________________

And when Andy plays with you,
it's like even though you're not moving,
_________________________________

you feel like you're alive,
because that's how he sees you.

_________________________________

How did you know that?
_________________________________

Because Emily was just the same.

_________________________________

She was my whole world.

_________________________________

WOMAN: When somebody loved me

_________________________________
Everything was beautiful

_________________________________
Every hour we spent together

_________________________________
Lives within my heart

_________________________________
And when she was sad

_________________________________
I was there to dry her tears

_________________________________
And when she was happy, so was I
_________________________________

When she loved me
_________________________________

Through the Summer and the Fall
_________________________________

We had each other
That was all
_________________________________

Just she and I together
_________________________________

Like it was meant to be
_________________________________

And when she was lonely
_________________________________

I was there to comfort her
_________________________________

And I knew that
_________________________________

She loved me
_________________________________

(BOTH GIGGLING)
_________________________________

So the years went by
_________________________________

I stayed the same
_________________________________

But she began to drift away
_________________________________

I was left alone
_________________________________

Still I waited for the day
_________________________________

When she'd say
_________________________________

I will always love you
_________________________________

Lonely and forgotten
_________________________________

I never thought she'd look my way
_________________________________

She smiled at me and held me
_________________________________

Just like she used to do
_________________________________

Like she loved me
_________________________________

When she loved me
_________________________________

When somebody loved me
_________________________________

Everything was beautiful
_________________________________

Every hour we spent together
_________________________________

Lives within my heart
_________________________________

When she loved me
_________________________________

You never forget kids
like Emily or Andy.

_________________________________

(WHISPERING) But they forget you.

_________________________________

-Jessie, I didn't know.

-Just go.

_________________________________

How long will it last, Woody?
Do you really think
_________________________________

Andy is gonna take you to college
or on his honeymoon?
_________________________________

Andy's growing up,
and there's nothing you can do about it.

_________________________________

It's your choice, Woody.

_________________________________

You can go back, or you can stay
with us and last forever.

_________________________________

You'll be adored
by children for generations.

_________________________________

Who am I to break up
the Roundup gang?

_________________________________

Tinker Bell, this is so fascinating.

Thank you.
_________________________________

I had no idea fairies were responsible

for changing the seasons.
_________________________________

I thought it had something to do

with the Earth's axis
_________________________________

as it rotated around the sun.
_________________________________

(LAUGHS)

That's what we wanted you to think.
_________________________________

Well, I think we've covered everything.

Oh. I hope Father's impressed.
_________________________________

And now, for the finale.
_________________________________

The whole fairy land, Pixie Hollow.
_________________________________

It worked!

Tinker Bell, I can't wait to show Father.
_________________________________

Tinker Bell? Are you all right?

Tinker Bell?
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

Oh. Sorry. Yeah, let's go show your dad.
_________________________________

(SIGHING)
_________________________________

Looks like the rain has let up some.
_________________________________

You might be able to make it home

to your friends now.
_________________________________

Maybe this could help you.
_________________________________

Oh, yes.
_________________________________

Such a clever tinker.
_________________________________

(SNIFFLES)
_________________________________

Take care of yourself.
_________________________________

I'll never forget you, Tinker Bell.
_________________________________

You'd best hurry. The break

in the weather may not last long.
_________________________________

(LIZZY SNIFFLING)
_________________________________

Goodbye.
_________________________________

And I'll never forget you, Lizzy.
_________________________________
LIZZY: Father, look!
DR. GRIFFITHS: Not just now, Lizzy.

_________________________________

My hands are rather full at the moment.
_________________________________

I made it especially for you, Father.

It's just like your field journal.
_________________________________

-It's filled with lots of facts.

-Yes, yes, that sounds wonderful,
_________________________________

but I'm in the middle

of a potential catastrophe here.
_________________________________

I can't look at it now.
_________________________________

-But Father, it's a field journal, and I...

-I don't have time.
_________________________________

I have to find some way

to deal with all these leaks
_________________________________

before they destroy my work.
_________________________________

-When will you be able to look at it?

-(GROANS) I don't know. Maybe later.
_________________________________

You always say that.
_________________________________

(THUNDER RUMBLING)
_________________________________

(SNIFFLING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Tinker Bell!
_________________________________

You came back! I'm so glad to see you.
_________________________________

Tinker Bell, Father has no time

for the field journal.
_________________________________

I think I can fix that.
_________________________________
ROSETTA: Vidia, you sure you know

where you're going?
_________________________________
VIDIA: Yes. Tinker Bell

and I walked by here.
_________________________________

I just have to find the road.
_________________________________
FAWN: Road? What road?

_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

That road!
_________________________________

That's not a road. That's a muddy river.
_________________________________

So, I guess we need to find a bridge.
_________________________________

Or be spontaneous and jump right in.
_________________________________

It's not deep. We can walk across.
_________________________________

Yeah, no. I don't really do mud.
_________________________________

-But you're a garden fairy!

-(LAUGHS) Ironic, isn't it?
_________________________________

ALL: Rosetta!
_________________________________

Okay, all right. I'm coming.
_________________________________

It's squishy. Oh! What was that?
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

(GASPING)
_________________________________

(STRAINING)
_________________________________

She's stuck!
_________________________________

I can get myself out of here.
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

All right, all right.
_________________________________

Someone just get me something

to grab onto.
_________________________________

-Got it! Clanky, rescue device.

-Right, Bobble. You can count on us!
_________________________________

Okay. Let's give this a try.
_________________________________

(ALL GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(RUMBLING SOUND)
_________________________________

Do you feel that?

She's starting to break free.
_________________________________

I don't think so.
_________________________________

-Come on, hurry!

-Pull! Pull!
_________________________________

Pull!
_________________________________
ROSETTA: Pull!

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(GASPING)
_________________________________

Hello? Is somebody out there?
_________________________________

Anyone?
_________________________________

-Grab this! Hurry!

-Are you kidding me?
_________________________________

Trust me. And hold on tight.
_________________________________

Oh, well.
_________________________________

(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(CAR ENGINE STARTS)
_________________________________

(CAR DRIVES AWAY)
_________________________________

We got the...
_________________________________

(ALL EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

-...rescue device.

-You scared the petals right off of me!
_________________________________

Did we miss anything?
_________________________________
LIZZY: "My, what a splendid tea service.

I am really quite impressed."
_________________________________

Then I say,
_________________________________

(YAWNING)

"Why, thank you, Tinker Bell.
_________________________________

"You are too kind."
_________________________________

You hold your pinkie out, like this,
_________________________________

and that's the way

you throw a proper tea party.
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Good night, Lizzy.
_________________________________

(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
_________________________________

(SIGHING)
_________________________________

There we... Oh!
_________________________________

I'm going to bed.
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

There just aren't enough hours

in the day.
_________________________________

(DRIPPING CONTINUES)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Oh. Good morning, Tinker Bell.

How did you sleep last night?
_________________________________

Well, I... Actually, I didn't,

but that doesn't matter.
_________________________________

You should go downstairs

to your father.
_________________________________

(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
_________________________________

-Lizzy?

-Yes, Father?
_________________________________

Good morning, my dear.

All the leaks seem to have stopped.
_________________________________

I just wanted to make sure

everything is okay in here.
_________________________________

Yes. Just fine. No leaks at all. So...
_________________________________
DR. GRIFFITHS: Strange.

It's as if they mended themselves.
_________________________________

It's still raining outside.
_________________________________

I can't imagine how on Earth

such a thing could occur.
_________________________________

Well, there must be an explanation

that I'm just not thinking of.
_________________________________

Well, I'm sure you'll think of it, Father.
_________________________________

-Off we go.

-Perhaps down in your study.
_________________________________

You always do your best thinking there.

I wish you luck.
_________________________________

-Okay, well, play nicely.

-Yes, of course. Bye, Father.
_________________________________

(SIGHS) Oh! That was close.
_________________________________

What are you doing?

This is your chance.
_________________________________

Is that why you fixed those leaks?
_________________________________

So he can spend more time with me?
_________________________________

I've really been wanting

to show him this.
_________________________________

Okay, okay. I'll go.
_________________________________

Father, since you have more time,
_________________________________

maybe I can show you

my scientific research.
_________________________________
DR. GRIFFITHS: The butterfly. It's gone!
LIZZY: What?

_________________________________

The apatura iris

with the irregular wing pattern.
_________________________________

I was going to present it

to the museum tonight.
_________________________________

Oh! This was my big opportunity,

and now it's gone.
_________________________________

-Elizabeth, did you release it?

-No.
_________________________________

Well, I didn't do it.
_________________________________

And since there is no one else

in the house,
_________________________________

there is only one logical explanation.
_________________________________

-It must have been you.

-I didn't do it, Father.
_________________________________

I'm going to give you one more chance.

Tell me the truth.
_________________________________

(SNIFFLES)
_________________________________

I could tell you, Father,

but you wouldn't believe me.
_________________________________

Very well. Off to your room, young lady.

I'm very disappointed in you.
_________________________________

You know, I was just thinking,

if Tink were here,
_________________________________

-how not quiet it would be right now.

-You can say that again.
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Okay, okay, okay. Who am I?
_________________________________

(INHALES DEEPLY)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(ALL LAUGHING)
_________________________________

That's the exact shade!
_________________________________
BOBBLE: Quite a bit of spirit

in that little tinker, eh?
_________________________________

That's for sure. In fact,

I still can't believe she got captured.
_________________________________

Yeah. It's very unlike Tink

to be caught with her guard down.
_________________________________

-I wonder what really happened.

-Well, we'll find out soon.
_________________________________

Yep. With every step we take we come

closer and closer to Tinker Bell.
_________________________________

She'll tell us what happened.
_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT) Listen, there's

something you all should know.
_________________________________

Tinker Bell getting trapped

is all my fault!
_________________________________

(ALL GASP)
_________________________________

I slammed that door on Tinker Bell,

to teach her a lesson.
_________________________________

I tried to get her out,

but the door was stuck.
_________________________________

I tried, but I couldn't, and now

I've put her and all of us in danger.
_________________________________

I am so sorry.
_________________________________

Honey, this is not your fault.
_________________________________

We all know that Tink can get

into plenty of trouble all by herself.
_________________________________

It scares me to think what would have

happened if you weren't there, Vidia.
_________________________________

I don't know what to say.
_________________________________

-How about faith...

-Trust...
_________________________________

-And...

-And...
_________________________________

And pixie dust.
_________________________________

ALL: And pixie dust!
_________________________________
BOBBLE: Can you reach it, Clanky?

_________________________________

(CLANK GRUNTING)
_________________________________

-CLANK: Almost. Just a little more.

-Here, let me.
_________________________________

Okay. Now, can you see anything?
_________________________________

No! There's a big building in the way.
_________________________________
BOBBLE: Building. It's a house.

That's it! Clanky! We've got it!
_________________________________
CLANK: What've we got?
BOBBLE: House! Get off.

_________________________________
CLANK: I'm sorry.
BOBBLE: I can't feel my legs.

_________________________________

Gosh, Pooh, I hope the Backson

is pleased with all of our items.
_________________________________

I'm sure he will be. Oh.
_________________________________

(TUMMY RUMBLES)
_________________________________

I wish I had some honey.
_________________________________

-(BEE BUZZING)

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

Piglet, um,
could you come here, please?
_________________________________

Pooh, are you sure
this is going to work?
_________________________________

Well, of course, Piglet.
_________________________________

Once I get you up in the tree,

just hand me the beehive.
_________________________________

And then tummy and I will

take care of the rest, won't we?
_________________________________

Okay, Pooh.

I guess you've thought this through.
_________________________________

Oh, yes, Piglet. Indeed I have.
_________________________________

(PIGLET GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Oh, bother. I don't remember

thinking that through.
_________________________________
PIGLET: Um, I'm sorry

I messed up the plan, Pooh.
_________________________________

Oh, don't worry, Piglet.
_________________________________

I shall get you out, and we'll try again.
_________________________________

(GRUNTS) It's no use.

Think, think, think.
_________________________________

Ah! I know.
_________________________________

I'll have you down

in just a moment, Piglet.
_________________________________
PIGLET: No hurry, Pooh. The bees
are quite gentle. (GIGGLES)

_________________________________
As long as

there's no sudden movement.
_________________________________

Ah! Oh, my!
_________________________________

Pooh, are you sure that's a good idea?
_________________________________

Oh, yes, Piglet.
_________________________________

-Ah!

-I'm quite sure.
_________________________________

Well, you know best, Pooh.
_________________________________

-Ah! Oh.

-Oh. There we are.
_________________________________

Oops. New plan, Piglet. Run!
_________________________________
PIGLET: Okay.

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Oh. Is this fast enough, Pooh?
_________________________________

I suppose you could run a little faster.
_________________________________
PIGLET: Whoa!
POOH: Ooh!

_________________________________

And this can go here. All done.
_________________________________

It takes a smart rabbit to trap a Back...
_________________________________

Oh! What are you two doing?
_________________________________

Beehives are not on my list

of Backson-friendly items!
_________________________________

-But, Rabbit, the...

-Move along, move along.
_________________________________
POOH: Well, I was moving.

_________________________________

Oh, that Backson is sure

to pick up this trail,
_________________________________

and we don't want to be around

when he does.
_________________________________

Come, come! Go, go, go!
_________________________________

Rabbit, please, can we stop for lunch?
_________________________________

Pooh, we cannot rest until

Christopher Robin is rescued.
_________________________________

Try thinking of him instead of honey.
_________________________________

(RUMBLING)
_________________________________

Very well. Christopher Robin.
_________________________________

Christopher Robin. Christopher Robin!
_________________________________

Ooh. It worked. Much better.
_________________________________

(HUMMING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(MYSTICAL INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
_________________________________

(HONEYPOT CLINKING)
_________________________________

Does anybody see that?
_________________________________

See what, honey?
_________________________________

-Honey? Ooh!

-(RUMBLING)
_________________________________

I can't wait to see the honey

on that Backson's honey
_________________________________

when he falls into our honey.

Eh, Owl?
_________________________________

That cheeky honey will honey twice

before honeying our honey again.
_________________________________

ROO: After we honey the honey,

can I honey a honey?
_________________________________

Uhuhuh. No honey before honey, honey.
_________________________________

Wha...?
_________________________________

Honey up, Pooh. We have to honey.
_________________________________
OWL: Honey.
RABBIT: Ooh, honey!

_________________________________
KANGA: Yes.
RABBIT: Honey.

_________________________________
NARRATOR: As Pooh watched

the honey honey away,
_________________________________

his honey honey honey honey
_________________________________

honey honey honey honey,

honey honey honey...
_________________________________

Ooh, Christopher Robin,

Christopher Robin,
_________________________________

Christopher... Hoohoohoo,

Christopher Robin.

_________________________________

(SINGING) Honey
_________________________________

Honey, honey, honey, honey
_________________________________

Honey, honey, honey, honey

_________________________________

Honey, honey
_________________________________

Honey, honey, honey, honey,
honey, honey, honey, honey
_________________________________

Honey, honey, honey, honey
_________________________________

Honey, honey, honey, honey
_________________________________

Honey? Honey.
_________________________________

Honey!
_________________________________

Honey!
_________________________________

(SINGING) Everything is honey
everywhere I see
_________________________________

Everything is honey and
that's quite all right with me
_________________________________

I am a bear of little brain
I can't explain
_________________________________

Why everything would be changing to
_________________________________

the favorite snack of Winnie-the-Pooh,
can you?
_________________________________

Everything is honey
I can't get enough
_________________________________

of lots and lots of pots and
pots of sticky, licky stuff
_________________________________

Oh, what a sight
oh, what a dream
_________________________________

Dive in the wonderful honeyful stream
_________________________________

Swimming in the honey
Swimming far and wide
_________________________________

Open up my mouth
and let the honey flow inside
_________________________________

Ooey and gooey and very sweet
_________________________________

Eat and eat then repeat
_________________________________

Suddenly I'm in a honey boat
_________________________________
It doesn't matter where we float

_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

'Cause everywhere is honey
There's a honey Pooh
_________________________________

He's just made of honey
so I guess I'll eat him too
_________________________________

If everything is honey
and I am what I eat
_________________________________

I must be made of honey
_________________________________

and life is very sweet
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

Bother.

_________________________________

(GASPING)
_________________________________

What a lovely picnic!
_________________________________

(SHOUTS)
_________________________________

Oh, bother!
_________________________________

Double bother.

_________________________________

-Hey, Woody, are you in here?

-Nah. This one's empty too.

_________________________________

-Woody! Woody!

-Woody!
_________________________________

Pardon me, gentlemen,
_________________________________

but have either of you seen
a cowboy doll with a bad arm?
_________________________________

-Why, no, I haven't.

-Hey! He was talkin' to me!
_________________________________

-No! He was talkin' to me!

-Why, you...

_________________________________

-(BOTH GRUNTING)

-You see, all along,
_________________________________

we thought the way into Zurg's fortress
was through the main gate,
_________________________________

but in fact the secret entrance is
to the left, hidden in the shadows.

_________________________________

-To the left in the shadows. Got it.

-(AL SPEAKING JAPANESE)

_________________________________
-Someone's coming.

-Everyone, take cover.

_________________________________

It was a big pile-up, but I don't want
to bore you with the details.

_________________________________

Yes. Now, let me confirm
your fax number.

_________________________________

-MAN: 011...

-011. Wait.

_________________________________

That's a lot of numbers. No. I got it.

_________________________________

-It's him.

-The chicken man.

_________________________________

Funny, he doesn't look like poultry.

_________________________________
SLINKY: That's the kidnapper, all right.

_________________________________

A kidnapper!
An agent of Zurg if I ever saw one.

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

And the piece de resistance!
_________________________________

I promise the collection will be
the crown jewel of your museum.

_________________________________

-It's Woody!

-Now that I have your attention,
_________________________________

imagine we added
another zero to the price, huh?
_________________________________

(MAN SPEAKING, INDISTINCT)
_________________________________

-I'll pay anything you want.

-Yes! Yes!
_________________________________

You got a deal!
I'll be on the next flight to Japan!
_________________________________

Quick.
Into the poultry man's cargo unit.

_________________________________

He'll lead us to Zurg.
Move, move, move!
_________________________________

(SPUTTERING)
Don't touch my moustache!
_________________________________

(SCATTING HAPPILY)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(AL SPEAKING, INDISTINCT)
_________________________________

Rich, rich, rich, rich!
_________________________________

(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-(HUMMING HAPPILY)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(CONTINUES HUMMING)
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(DOORS MOOING)
_________________________________

(RADAR BUZZING)
_________________________________

(GROWLS) Destroy Buzz Lightyear.

_________________________________

Destroy Buzz Lightyear.
Destroy Buzz Lightyear.

_________________________________

Pooh!
_________________________________
Now where did that bear go?
_________________________________

We searched all over,
and no sign of him.

_________________________________

The report from my aerial excursion

is inconclusive.
_________________________________

-(MUFFLED MOANING)

-(CLANKING)
_________________________________

(ALL SHOUT)
_________________________________

(GASPS) The plan worked.

We caught the Backson!
_________________________________

-(POOH CONTINUES MOANING)

-Oh! It sounds horrible!
_________________________________

Now that we have him, Owl, you can

go and get Christopher Robin back.
_________________________________

No! No, I'm far too important

to put myself in that predicament.
_________________________________

Kanga, off you go.
_________________________________

Oh, no, no, no. I'm with child.
_________________________________

Send the pig.
_________________________________

(STAMMERING)
_________________________________

-How about all of us go?

-(POOH GROANS)
_________________________________

All right, Backson.

Give Christopher Robin back!
_________________________________

-Huh?

-POOH: Oh!
_________________________________

Oh, bother!
_________________________________

-Pooh!

-Oh, hello.
_________________________________

Oh, Pooh, you went back
for the honey, didn't you?

_________________________________

But I told you it was empty.
_________________________________

Yes, and I believed you, Piglet.
_________________________________

But my tummy had to see for himself.
_________________________________

(SCOFFS) Poor, poor Pooh.
_________________________________

How are we ever gonna

get him out of there?
_________________________________
EEYORE: (SINGING) It's me, it's me

_________________________________

I win the honey pot
_________________________________

Found this anchor over there
_________________________________

Now it's on my derriere
_________________________________

Not that anybody'd care
_________________________________

(TRIUMPHANT

INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
_________________________________
RABBIT: Okay, everyone,

make sure you have a good hold.
_________________________________

Heave ho! Heave ho!
_________________________________

Something tells me I was better off

with Tigger.
_________________________________

Heave ho!
_________________________________

-Yep.

-(ALL SHOUT)
_________________________________

(WHISTLING FALL)
_________________________________

(ALL GRUNT)
_________________________________

Oh, this is lovely.
_________________________________

We are stuck down here,

and the Backson is still up there.

_________________________________

(WHIMPERING) Oh, dear! Wait for me.
_________________________________

No, Piglet! No, no, Piglet. Stay.
_________________________________

But the Backson!
_________________________________

You can help us if you stay up there!
_________________________________

(STRAINING)
_________________________________

Okay, Piglet, go look for something

to get us out of here.
_________________________________

(STAMMERING) Okay.
_________________________________

There might be

something over by the pack.
_________________________________

Thank goodness one of us is up there.
_________________________________

I was worried
we'd be stuck here forever.
_________________________________
PIGLET: I found something. Here.

_________________________________

-What?

-Ooh.
_________________________________

That's a lovely flower, Piglet.
_________________________________

Yeah, I thought so, too.
_________________________________

Yes, Piglet, it's very nice, a perennial.
_________________________________

But I think we need something longer.
_________________________________

Longer? Of course. How silly of me.
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Oh, good thought, Piglet.
_________________________________

But you can't possibly think

that that's long enough.
_________________________________

Oh, yes, it is.

Owl read this to me once,
_________________________________

and it was certainly the longest thing

I'd ever heard.
_________________________________

(GIGGLES) Oh.
_________________________________

It's true, Rabbit.

It lags a bit in the middle.
_________________________________

Of all things, why didn't we think

to bring a rope?
_________________________________

Well, there is this rope.
_________________________________

Spot on, Piglet. Do be a helpful

little swine and get us out of here.
_________________________________

All of you?
_________________________________

Yes, Piglet, all of us.
_________________________________

All right. Three, four...
Don't forget Rabbit.
_________________________________

(SCISSORS SNIPPING)
_________________________________
PIGLET: And six.

_________________________________

There! Now you can all get out!
_________________________________

How very thoughtful you are, Piglet.
_________________________________

Good grief! Tie them together, Piglet.
_________________________________

Can you tie a knot?
_________________________________

I cannot.
_________________________________

Ah, so, you can knot.
_________________________________

No, I cannot knot.
_________________________________

-Not knot?

-Who's there?
_________________________________

-Pooh!

-Pooh who?
_________________________________

No! Pooh, it's...
_________________________________

Piglet, you'll need more than two knots.
_________________________________

Not possible.
_________________________________

Ah! So, it is possible

to knot those pieces.
_________________________________

Not these pieces.
_________________________________

Yes, knot those pieces.
_________________________________

-Why not?

-Because it's all for naught.
_________________________________

Oh, dear! I can't tie a knot.
_________________________________

But there is something I can do.
_________________________________

Don't worry, Rabbit.
Piglet's very clever.
_________________________________

I can tie a bow.
_________________________________

-See?

-(GROANS)
_________________________________

For crying out loud! Piglet!
_________________________________

I know! Christopher Robin

has a jump rope.
_________________________________

Ahh!
_________________________________

Wait a minute. My gracious, that's it!
_________________________________

Piglet, go to Christopher Robin's house.
_________________________________

Oh, I see.
_________________________________

Yes, Piglet, go, and bring some honey.
_________________________________

Yes, bring some honey...
_________________________________

(GASPS) The jump rope,

Piglet, the jump rope.
_________________________________

With a little honey on the side.
_________________________________

You mean, all by myself?
_________________________________

(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________

Through there?
_________________________________

Yes, Piglet.
_________________________________

Through a dark wood fraught with peril,
_________________________________

on a mission of life or death.
_________________________________

It is a task of great complexity,
_________________________________

but I have full confidence

that you shall return victorious,
_________________________________

and rescue us from the abyss.
_________________________________

Go forth, Piglet,

and we shall await your return.
_________________________________

For weeks, if necessary.
_________________________________

Owl!
_________________________________

What?
_________________________________

I can't believe how wonderful

that speech was.
_________________________________

I can't, either.
_________________________________

Moved me to tears.

_________________________________

-REX: Augh! He didn't take the bag!

-No time to lose!

_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

He's ascending
in the vertical transporter.

_________________________________

All right, everyone. Hang on.
We're gonna blast through the roof.

_________________________________

-Uh, Buzz?

-To infinity and beyond!
_________________________________

What are you? Insane? We're
wasting time. Stand still, Godzilla.

_________________________________

-(GRUNTING)

-I don't understand.

_________________________________

Somehow my fuel cells have gone dry.

_________________________________

-(SCREAMS)

-(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

(LASER BUZZING)
_________________________________

(LASER STOPS)
_________________________________

-(BELL DINGS)

-Blast. He's on level 23.

_________________________________

How are we gonna get up there?
_________________________________

Maybe if we find some balloons,
we could float to the top.

_________________________________

Are you kidding?
I say we stack ourselves up,
_________________________________

push the intercom
and pretend we're delivering a pizza.

_________________________________

How about a ham sandwich
with fries and a hot dog?

_________________________________
What about me?
_________________________________

You can be the toy
that comes with the meal.

_________________________________

Troops! Over here. (GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Just like you said, lizard man.
"In the shadows to the left."
_________________________________

Okay. Let's move!
_________________________________

Mission log. Have infiltrated
enemy territory without detection
_________________________________

and are making our way
through the bowels of Zurg's fortress.

_________________________________

You know, I think that Buzz aisle
went to his head.

_________________________________
SLINKY: Oh, no. Which way do we go?

_________________________________

This way!
_________________________________
MR. POTATO HEAD:

What makes you so sure?
_________________________________

-I'm Buzz Lightyear. I'm always sure.

-(MOTOR WHIRRING)
_________________________________

We've been detected. The walls!
They're closing in! Quick!
_________________________________

Help me prop up vegetable man,
or we're done for.

_________________________________

Hey! Put me down, you moron!
_________________________________

Guys, look! It's not the walls!
It's the elevator!
_________________________________

Come on. We've got no time to lose.
Everyone, grab hold!
_________________________________
HAMM: What?
SLINKY: Huh?

_________________________________

Uh, Buzz,
why not just take the elevator?
_________________________________

They'll be expecting that.

_________________________________
REX: Hey, Buzz! Stop!

_________________________________

Slow down!

_________________________________

To overnight six packages
to Japan is how much?
_________________________________

-(WOMAN SPEAKING, INDISTINCT)

-That's in yen, right?
_________________________________

Dollars? (GROANS)
You are deliberately taking advantage
_________________________________

of people in a hurry, you know that?
_________________________________

All right. (SPUTTERING)
I'll do it! All right. Fine.

_________________________________

I'll have the stuff in the lobby,
and you'd better be here in 15 minutes,
_________________________________

because I have a plane
to catch, do you hear me?
_________________________________

-(DOOR CLOSING)

-Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________

We're finally going.
Can you believe it?
_________________________________

(LAUGHS) That's custom-fitted
_________________________________

foam insulation
you'll be riding in, Bullseye.

_________________________________

First class all the way!
_________________________________

You know what?
I'm actually excited about this.

_________________________________

I mean it. I really am!
_________________________________

-And why shouldn't you be?

-Yee-haw!
_________________________________

-Whoa!

-Swing your partner do-si-do

_________________________________
-Look at you, dancing cowboy!

-Look! I'm doin' the box step!
_________________________________

(PETE LAUGHS)

_________________________________
LIZZY: It doesn't matter what I say.

He never believes me.
_________________________________

I'm so sorry, Lizzy.
_________________________________

I'm so glad you're here.
_________________________________

You're my best friend.
_________________________________

(SIGHING)
_________________________________

I wish I were a fairy, just like you.
_________________________________

Then I could help the flowers bloom

and talk to animals
_________________________________

and fly around with the other fairies

all the time.
_________________________________

That would be fun.
_________________________________

Where are we going?
_________________________________

(GASPING)
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

(CRASHING)
_________________________________

(GASPING)
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(CRASHING)
_________________________________

What is going on up there?
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

(CRASHING)
_________________________________

I was going to present it

to the museum tonight.
_________________________________

Now the butterfly is gone.
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

(LIZZY LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Oh, my! I'm... I'm flying!
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

Look at me! Whee! I'm a fairy!
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

Uh-oh. Hey, heads up down there!
_________________________________

-Whoa! Pork bellies are fallin'.

-Hey, how much farther, Buzz?
_________________________________

(GRUNTING) Halfway there.

_________________________________

(GROANING)
My arms can't hold on much longer!
_________________________________

(TOYS CRYING OUT)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING) Too heavy.

_________________________________

What was I thinking?
_________________________________

-My antigravity servos!

-(HYDRAULIC WHIRRING)
_________________________________

Hang tight, everyone.
I'm going to let go of the wall.

_________________________________

-What?

-He wouldn't.

_________________________________

-One...

-He would.

_________________________________

-Two...

-(ALL PROTEST)
_________________________________

-Three!
-(TOYS SCREAMING)

_________________________________

(TOYS LANDING, GRUNTING)
_________________________________

To infinity and beyond!
_________________________________

Approaching destination.
Reengaging gravity.

_________________________________

(HYDRAULIC WHIRRING)
_________________________________

(LASER BUZZING)
_________________________________

-Area secure.

-(ALL MOANING)
_________________________________

It's okay, troops.

_________________________________

The antigravity sickness will wear off
momentarily. Now let's move!
_________________________________

Remind me to glue his helmet shut
when we get back.

_________________________________

(THUNDER RUMBLING)
_________________________________

All clear!
_________________________________

(CLANK GRUNTING)
_________________________________

-IRIDESSA: Sorry.

-Oh! Careful.
_________________________________

-That's my ear.

-SILVERMIST: Sorry.
_________________________________

-FAWN: Sorry.

-That's the nose. Careful.
_________________________________

-ROSETTA: Whoops! Sorry.

-Can't see!
_________________________________

Okay. Tinker Bell is upstairs.

The little girl has her in a cage.
_________________________________

(GASPS) In a cage?
_________________________________

And there's also a large human

in the house
_________________________________

who doesn't like creatures with wings.

He pins them up in display cases.
_________________________________

-Great. Anything else?

-Oh, yes. The cat.
_________________________________

Cat! What cat?
_________________________________

-That cat!

-That cat!
_________________________________

(SNARLING)
_________________________________

Fawn, you're an animal fairy.

What are we supposed to do?
_________________________________

-BOBBLE: Fawn?

-Fly!
_________________________________
ROSETTA: Our wings are wet.

_________________________________
BOBBLE:

And who knows when they'll be dry.
_________________________________

Okay, okay. Run!
_________________________________

(SNARLING)
_________________________________

(HISSING)
_________________________________

-Clank!

-Come on!
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

(CLANK SCREAMING)
_________________________________

-BOBBLE: Clank!

-I'm okay.
_________________________________

We still need to get to that stairwell.

Any ideas?
_________________________________

If we could just build a bridge

or something.
_________________________________

-That's it. A bridge!

-CLANK: Guys? Guys?
_________________________________

-A bridge made out of what?

-CLANK: Guys!
_________________________________

Clank! You're a genius!
_________________________________

Huh? Uh.
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

It was nothing.
_________________________________

All right. Let's do this.
_________________________________

-We need some more plates!

-Okay. Start passing them up, Clanky.
_________________________________

Aye, aye! Here they come!
_________________________________

Get ready for more. Oh, hello!
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

We've got a full plate back here!
_________________________________

No, no, no. No. No, please.
_________________________________
BOBBLE: Get back!

_________________________________

(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(CLATTERING)
_________________________________
BOBBLE: Get back!

_________________________________

Rosetta! Is this what I think it is?
_________________________________

That is exactly

what you think it is. Catnip!
_________________________________

You get to Tink

and we'll take care of the cat!
_________________________________

Got it!

_________________________________

How 'bout givin' me
a little intro there, Jessie?
_________________________________

Introducing the high-ridin'-est
cowboy around...

_________________________________

-You forgot "rootin'-tootin'-est"!
-(GIGGLES)
_________________________________

The high-ridin'-est, rootin'-tootin'-est
cowboy hero of all time,
_________________________________

Sheriff Woody!
_________________________________

Say, little missy, you notice
any trouble around these parts?
_________________________________

Nary a bit,
not with Sheriff Woody around.

_________________________________

Wait, wait, wait! I got it!
This is great! Okay!
_________________________________

The bandits got the critters tied up
in the burning barn. Now the best part!
_________________________________

Help us! The barn's on fire!
_________________________________

I've got ya, critters. No need to worry.
_________________________________

Woody saves the day again!
_________________________________

Yee-haw!
_________________________________

Now, where's my trusty steed Bullseye?
_________________________________

I have to ride off into the sunset... Oh!
_________________________________

Ride like the wind, Bullseye!
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(GROANS, CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

(GIGGLING) Watch it.
Wait. I'm ticklish, okay?

_________________________________
Oh, you are?
_________________________________

No, no, no. Cut it out. Stop it. Stop it.

_________________________________

-No, please. No, no. Stop! Stop!
-(LAUGHING)

_________________________________

NARRATOR: So Piglet
bravely ventured forth
_________________________________
towards Christopher Robin's house.

_________________________________
But the further he went,

the more frightened he became.

_________________________________
(WHIMPERING) Oh, dear.
_________________________________

I mustn't fear.
_________________________________

There's a very important thing to...
_________________________________

(STAMMERING HEAVILY) Do...
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________

Oh. It's just you, B'loon.

I'll get some help.
_________________________________

Oh, dear. I am the help.
_________________________________

How did you ever get stuck up there?
_________________________________

It wasn't the Backson, was it?
_________________________________

(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________

Oh, good.
_________________________________

I knew the Backson wasn't around here.
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(TIGGER GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(MOANING)
_________________________________

(STAMMERING) Backson!
_________________________________

Huh? Backson?
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Piglet, help!
_________________________________

Whew.
_________________________________

(SHOUTING)
_________________________________

Let me tell you, that was the last time

I'll ever put my beak
_________________________________

-in a keyhole.

-Shh.
_________________________________

(WHISPERS) Do you hear something?
_________________________________

-Help! Help me!

-Piglet!
_________________________________

He knows my name!
_________________________________

(BLOWING HARD)
_________________________________

-Yeah!

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

Whoa! Oh!
_________________________________

(SHOUTING)
_________________________________

Ah!
_________________________________

-(STRAINING)

-(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

(PIGLET GROANS)
_________________________________

ALL: (GASP) Backson!
_________________________________

Whew! It's only Tigger.
_________________________________

Oh! Hi, fellas!
_________________________________

Tigger Two?

I thought the Backson got you.
_________________________________

Ahh. As soon as we get out of here,
_________________________________

we're gonna show that Backson

what Tiggers are made of, aren't we?
_________________________________

Thanks, but I'd rather stay an Eeyore.
_________________________________

What? But what about all the pouncing

and the trouncing?
_________________________________

And the mixing it up?

I thought you liked being a Tigger.
_________________________________

The most wonderful thing about Tiggers,
_________________________________

is you're the only one.
_________________________________

Aw, shucks. I'm speechless.
_________________________________
PIGLET: Excuse me.

_________________________________

I can't breathe! (GROANS)
_________________________________

TIGGER: Oh.
_________________________________

Sorry about that, little guy.

I didn't mean to scare you.
_________________________________

Wait! B'loon! Don't leave!
_________________________________
PIGLET: You're the only one

who can get us out of here!
_________________________________

We're all gonna die.
_________________________________

Cheer up, Eeyore.

We won't perish for days.
_________________________________

Which leaves plenty of time for me

to continue my memoirs.
_________________________________

Now, dear Uncle Ridley...
_________________________________

CHORUS: (SINGING) Honey
_________________________________

OWL: ...exacerbated

by my aunt's predilection...
_________________________________

-for only the finest parchment...

-Hmm. (GASPS)
_________________________________

...woven so tightly

the ink took weeks to fully dry.
_________________________________

Their nest was littered with quills

that were never used,
_________________________________

papers that were never cut,

and letters that never dried.
_________________________________

My aunt often bemoaned the situation in

the letters that she couldn't write to me.
_________________________________

It drove my poor uncle absolutely batty,
_________________________________
POOH: Oh!

_________________________________

which is quite a feat for an owl,

I assure you.
_________________________________

(POOH HUMMING)
_________________________________

Now, when my uncle had committed

an exceedingly rousing point...
_________________________________

Empty.
_________________________________

...and let me tell you,

it packed quite a wallop.
_________________________________

-(GROANS)

-Huh?
_________________________________

Look! Look, the letters!
_________________________________

The ladder! The ladders formed a letter!
_________________________________

I mean the letters... We can get out!

_________________________________

(LASER BUZZING)
_________________________________

Mission log. Have reached
Zurg's command deck,
_________________________________

but no sign of him
or his wooden captive.

_________________________________

-WOODY: Please, no!

-That's Woody!
_________________________________

-(HOWLING)

-This way!
_________________________________
WOODY: Please, please, no!

_________________________________
MR. POTATO HEAD: Buzz,
can you see? What's going on?

_________________________________

(SHOUTING, PROTESTS CONTINUE)
_________________________________
JESSIE: Take that!
MR. POTATO HEAD: To the left.

_________________________________

No, your left.

_________________________________

-Take it up higher.

-BUZZ: What's happening?
_________________________________

Oh, it's horrible.
They... They're torturing him.

_________________________________

(GASPS) What are we gonna do, Buzz?

_________________________________
Use your head!
_________________________________

But I don't wanna use my head!
_________________________________

(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________

-(ALL MOANING)

-What's going on here?
_________________________________

Buzz, guys!
Hey, how did you find me?
_________________________________

Watch yourself!
_________________________________
SLINKY: We're here

to spring ya, Woody!
_________________________________

-(YELLING)

-You heard of kung fu?
_________________________________

Well, get ready for pork chop.

_________________________________

Prepare to meet Mr. Angry Eyes!
(SNARLING)
_________________________________

Hold it, now!
Hey, you don't understand!
_________________________________

These are my friends!
_________________________________

-Yeah, we're his friends!
-No, Rex, I mean they're my friends!
_________________________________

-(GROWLING)

-Hey, stop it!
_________________________________

Leave him alone, springy dog! Hey!
_________________________________

-Grab Woody, and let's go!

-Fellas, hold it! Buzz, put me down!
_________________________________

-Quick! To the vent!

-They're stealing him.

_________________________________

-PETE: No!

-(WOODY YELLING)
_________________________________

Hold it right there!
_________________________________

-Buzz?

-You again?
_________________________________

-Thank goodness you're all right.

-Buzz, what is going on?
_________________________________

Hold on. I am Buzz Lightyear,
and I'm in charge of this detachment.

_________________________________

No, I'm Buzz Lightyear.

_________________________________

-I'm Buzz Lightyear!

-I'm Buzz Lightyear!
_________________________________

So, who's the real Buzz?
_________________________________

-I am!

-Don't let this impostor fool you!
_________________________________

He's been trained by Zurg himself
to mimic my every move.

_________________________________

(GASPS, CHOKES)
_________________________________

(CONTINUES GASPING)
_________________________________

ALL: Buzz!
_________________________________

I had a feelin' it was you.
_________________________________

My front end just had
to catch up with my back end.

_________________________________

Will somebody please
explain what's going on?
_________________________________

It's all right, Space Ranger.
It's a code 546.

_________________________________

-(GASPS) You mean it's a...

-Yes.

_________________________________

-And he's a... (GASPS)

-Oh, yeah.

_________________________________

-Your Majesty.

-(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Woody, you're in danger here.
We need to leave now.

_________________________________

Al's selling you to a toy museum
_________________________________

-in Japan!

-(CHUCKLING) I know.

_________________________________

It's okay, Buzz. I actually wanna go.
_________________________________

-What?

-Are you crazy?
_________________________________

Look, the thing is,
I'm a rare Sheriff Woody doll,
_________________________________

and these guys are my Roundup gang.

_________________________________

-What are you talking about?

-Woody's Roundup!
_________________________________

Oh, it's this great old TV show,
and I was the star. See? Now look.

_________________________________

Look! Look at me! See? That's me!
_________________________________

-This is weirdin' me out.

-Buzz, it was a national phenomenon.

_________________________________

There was all this merchandise
that got packed up.

_________________________________

You should have seen it.

_________________________________

There was a record player and a yo-yo.
Buzz, I was a yo-yo!

_________________________________
-"Was"?

-Stop this nonsense and let's go.

_________________________________

Nah, Buzz. (SIGHS)
_________________________________

I can't go. I can't abandon these guys.

_________________________________

They need me to get into this museum.

_________________________________

Without me, they'll go back
into storage. Maybe forever!
_________________________________

Woody, you're not a collector's item.
You're a child's plaything.

_________________________________

You are a toy!
_________________________________

For how much longer? One more rip,
and Andy's done with me.

_________________________________

And what do I do then, Buzz?
Huh? You tell me.

_________________________________

Somewhere in that pad of stuffing
is a toy who taught me
_________________________________

that life's only worth living
if you're bein' loved by a kid.

_________________________________

And I traveled all this way
to rescue that toy
_________________________________

because I believed him.

_________________________________

Well, you wasted your time.

_________________________________

-Let's go, everyone.

-What about Woody?
_________________________________

He's not coming with us.

_________________________________

But... But Andy's coming home tonight.
_________________________________

Then we'd better make sure
we're there waiting for him.

_________________________________

I don't have a choice, Buzz.
This is my only chance.

_________________________________

To do what, Woody?
_________________________________

Watch kids from behind glass
and never be loved again?

_________________________________
Some life.

_________________________________

NARRATOR: And so they all used
_________________________________

the letter ladder to climb out of the pit.
_________________________________

But little did they know that

coming through the bushes was...
_________________________________

-(BRANCHES SNAPPING)

-(ALL GASP) Backson!
_________________________________

Back to the pit!
_________________________________
CHRISTOPHER: Wait, everyone.

_________________________________

It's only me.
_________________________________

ALL: Christopher Robin!
_________________________________

You found them, B'loon. Well done.
_________________________________

It's Christopher Robin!
_________________________________

How did you escape from the Backson?
_________________________________

Backson? What on earth is a Backson?
_________________________________

He wakes up babies!
_________________________________

He swipes your stripes!
_________________________________

He puts out the lights!
_________________________________

Yes, and we thought
he took you from us.
_________________________________

What gave you the idea

I was taken by a Backson?
_________________________________

Your note.
_________________________________
NARRATOR:
Christopher Robin explained

_________________________________

that it had all been a misunderstanding,
_________________________________

and now that it was autumn,

the school year had begun.
_________________________________

His note was simply to say he had

gone out and would be back soon.
_________________________________

ALL: Oh!
_________________________________

Ooh. Um...
_________________________________

Okay.
_________________________________

It's getting late.

We ought to be heading back.
_________________________________

Just a moment, everyone.
_________________________________

Oh, yes. You're right, Piglet.
_________________________________

We owe a very special someone
_________________________________

a token of our appreciation.
_________________________________

Ohh!
_________________________________

This reward goes to a good friend

and a loyal companion.
_________________________________

Someone who not only helped us

out of this pit,
_________________________________

but also found Christopher Robin.
_________________________________

And he just so happens

to be wearing red today.
_________________________________

So it is with great, great honor

and a humble heart,
_________________________________

that I bestow this pot of honey

upon our dear friend,
_________________________________

-B'loon.
-Wonderful idea, Rabbit.

_________________________________

-Hooray!

-Hooray, B'loon!
_________________________________

Hooray, B'loon!
_________________________________

-Thank you, B'loon.
-ALL: Goodbye.
_________________________________

TIGGER: Hooray!
_________________________________
NARRATOR: Pooh watched as B'loon

took the honey pot higher and higher,
_________________________________

until it was completely out of sight.

_________________________________
Oh, bother.
_________________________________

Sorry, Pooh.
_________________________________

Ever have one of those days

where you just can't win, Eeyore?
_________________________________

Yep. I know how you feel.

_________________________________

TV WOODY: Is everybody okay?

TV JESSIE: Sheriff Woody!
_________________________________

-I knew you'd make it!

-Now, remember, deputies,
_________________________________

the real treasures are
your friends and family.
_________________________________

Before I go, kids, I want to share
somethin' special with you,
_________________________________

-for the times I'm not around.

-Good going, Woody!
_________________________________

I thought they'd never leave.

_________________________________
TV WOODY: (SINGING)

You've got a friend in me
_________________________________

You've got a friend in me
_________________________________

-Woody?

-You've got troubles
_________________________________

Well, I've got 'em too
_________________________________

There isn't anything
I wouldn't do for you
_________________________________

We stick together
and see it through
_________________________________

'Cause you've got a friend in me
_________________________________

Some other folks might be
a little bit smarter than I am
_________________________________

Bigger and stronger too Maybe
_________________________________

But none of them will ever love you
_________________________________

The way I do
It's me and you, boy
_________________________________

And as the years go by
_________________________________

Our friendship will never die
_________________________________

-(SIGHS) What am I doing?

-You're gonna see it's our destiny

_________________________________
-Buzz! Wait! Wait!

-Woody, where are you going?
_________________________________

You're right, Prospector.
I can't stop Andy from growing up.

_________________________________

But I wouldn't miss it for the world.
_________________________________

-No!

-Buzz!
_________________________________

-Yes?

-Yes?
_________________________________

I'm coming with you!
_________________________________

(GASPS) Wait, wait, wait.
I'll be back in just a second.

_________________________________

Way to go, cowboy!
_________________________________

-Hey, you guys... Come with me.

-What?
_________________________________

Andy will play with all of us. I know it!
_________________________________

Woody, I don't know. I...

_________________________________

Wouldn't you give anything
just to have one more day with Emily?
_________________________________

Come on, Jessie. This is what
it's all about, to make a child happy.

_________________________________

And you know it.
Bullseye, are you with me?
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING) Okay, good boy.

_________________________________

Prospector, how 'bout you?
_________________________________

-(METALLIC THUD)

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

-JESSIE: Prospector?

-You're outta your box!
_________________________________

I tried reasoning with you, Woody,
_________________________________

but you keep forcing me
to take extreme measures.

_________________________________

Wait a minute. You turned on the TV
last night, not Jessie.

_________________________________

Look, we have an eternity
to spend together in the museum.

_________________________________

Let's not start off
by pointing fingers, shall we?
_________________________________

You really are Stinky Pete, aren't you?
_________________________________

Prospector, this isn't fair.

_________________________________

"Fair"? I'll tell you what's not fair.

_________________________________

Spending a lifetime on a dime-store
shelf watching every other toy be sold.

_________________________________

Well, finally my waiting has paid off,
_________________________________

and no hand-me-down cowboy doll
is gonna mess it up for me now!
_________________________________

Buzz. Help, Buzz! Guys!
_________________________________

It's too late, Woody. That silly
Buzz Lightweight can't help you.

_________________________________

His name is Buzz Lightyear.

_________________________________

Whatever. I've always hated
those upstart space toys.

_________________________________

(GRUNTING) It's stuck! What do we do?
_________________________________

-Should I use my head?

-(GRUNTS, GASPS)
_________________________________

-(RUMBLING)

-It's Al!
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Look at the time. I'm gonna be late!
_________________________________

Figures. I can't miss this flight!
I've gotta pack.

_________________________________

All right. Let's see.
Wallet, keys, tickets,
_________________________________

passport, beef jerky,
very expensive over there.

_________________________________

Shower! (SNIFFS)
Oh, I can skip the shower.

_________________________________

I just gotta get outta here now!
(MUTTERS INDISTINCTLY)

_________________________________
LIZZY: Whoa!

_________________________________

(CRASHING)
_________________________________
DR. GRIFFITHS: Lizzy?
LIZZY: Coming, Father!

_________________________________

-Lizzy?

-Why, hello, Father. May I help you?
_________________________________

-What's going on in here?

-Nothing.
_________________________________

Nothing? Sounds like a herd of

elephants have been marching up here.
_________________________________

Look at this room.

It looks like a cyclone hit it.
_________________________________

-It's not that bad.

-Not that bad?
_________________________________

Your books are all over the floor,

your toys are everywhere
_________________________________

and you tore your curtains. What?
_________________________________

How did you get footprints

on the ceiling?
_________________________________

This is simply too much.
_________________________________

A temper tantrum of this magnitude

is unacceptable.
_________________________________

But I wasn't having a tantrum!
_________________________________

Then how did this happen?

And the truth this time.
_________________________________

If I tell you the truth,

you still won't believe me.
_________________________________

Elizabeth, the truth.
_________________________________

I was flying. My fairy showed me how.
_________________________________

Oh, for goodness sake.

Your make-believe fairy did this?
_________________________________

You've got to stop this nonsense!
_________________________________

But it's not nonsense, Father.

It's the truth!
_________________________________

You have a real fairy

living in your room?
_________________________________

Yes! And I can prove it.
_________________________________

Just look at the research we did.
_________________________________

Elizabeth. This is what

you've been doing?
_________________________________

Field journals are to be filled with fact,

not fairy tales.
_________________________________

But Father, these are facts!
_________________________________

I don't understand this foolishness,

Lizzy. You have such talent.
_________________________________

-Why would you waste it this way?

-Why can't you just believe me?
_________________________________

I believe in what is real,
_________________________________

and it's about time

you started doing the same.
_________________________________

Father, wait!
_________________________________

I know this is difficult for you

to understand,
_________________________________

but this is all make-believe.
_________________________________

-No! They're real!

-Elizabeth, this discussion is over.
_________________________________

But Father!
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(BELL JINGLING)
_________________________________

It... It...
_________________________________

See? I told you. Fairies are real!
_________________________________

(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

It's okay. She won't hurt you.
_________________________________

It's... Well, it's extraordinary!
_________________________________
LIZZY: Aren't her wings beautiful?

_________________________________

Yes. Very similar to Apoidea.

Or, no, no, odonata.
_________________________________

Look at the limb proportionality

to the cranial radius.
_________________________________

-Fascinating!

-Isn't she magical?
_________________________________
DR. GRIFFITHS: She's some sort

of evolutionary mutation.
_________________________________

She's not a bug, she's a person.
_________________________________

-DR. GRIFFITHS: Exactly!

-Tinker Bell!
_________________________________
DR. GRIFFITHS: This is going to be

the discovery of the century!
_________________________________

Tink, watch out!
_________________________________

-Vidia?

-Get out of the way!
_________________________________

(TINKER BELL GRUNTS)
_________________________________

I must get this to the museum

right away!
_________________________________

Father, no!
_________________________________

Please, Father! Wait!
_________________________________

-You can't do this!

-Lizzy, I don't have much time.
_________________________________

The trustees will only wait for me

until 9:00.
_________________________________

Please, go back in the house.
_________________________________

Don't worry.

Mrs. Perkins will be here any second.
_________________________________

Tinker Bell, I'm so sorry!
_________________________________

My father's taking your friend

to the city!
_________________________________

(MR. TWITCHES MEOWING)
_________________________________

ALL: Step, step, step.
_________________________________

(CLANK LAUGHING)
_________________________________

-Tinker Bell?

-Tinker Bell!
_________________________________

Look, it's your friends.
_________________________________

-Hurry.

-That's it. Good kitty.
_________________________________

Quick! To the elevator!

_________________________________

(BUZZING)
_________________________________

Hurry. I can hear it coming.

_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

So, we meet again, Buzz Lightyear,
_________________________________

for the last time.

_________________________________

Aah! It's Zurg! Watch out!
He's got an ion blaster!
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

(BELL DINGS)
_________________________________

Quick! Get on!
_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

The emergency hatch! Come on!
_________________________________

(WHIMPERS, YELLS)
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

-Come on! Hurry!

-(WHIMPERS) But Buzz is in peril!
_________________________________
VOICE BOX: (REPEATING)

Buzz Buzz Buzz...
_________________________________

(MUTTERING)
_________________________________

Surrender, Buzz Lightyear. I have won.

_________________________________

I'll never give in. You killed my father!
_________________________________

No, Buzz. I AM your father.

_________________________________

No!
_________________________________

(SIGHS IMPATIENTLY)
Come on! Come on! Come on!
_________________________________

(WHIMPERS) Buzz, you could have
defeated Zurg all along!
_________________________________

You just need to believe in yourself!
(GASPS)
_________________________________

-Prepare to die!

-(WHIMPERS) I can't look!
_________________________________

Whoa! (YELLING)
_________________________________

I did it. I finally defeated Zurg!
_________________________________

Father.

_________________________________

(GASPS, GRUNTS)
_________________________________

-(BELL DINGS)

-Ah, finally!
_________________________________

(TOYS GRUNT)
_________________________________

(DOOR SLAMS, ENGINE STARTS)
_________________________________

(HORNS HONKING)
_________________________________

How are we gonna get him now?
_________________________________

Pizza, anyone?
_________________________________

-Go, go, go! (GRUNTS)

-I got it!
_________________________________

Buzz, are you coming?
_________________________________

No, I have a lot of
catching up to do with my dad.

_________________________________

Good throw, son.
That's my boy. Go long, Buzzy!

_________________________________
-Oh, you're a great dad. Yippee!

-Farewell.

_________________________________

Look, Lizzy's father trapped Vidia

in a jar while she was saving me.
_________________________________

-We have to hurry and rescue her.

-Here we go again!
_________________________________

-How are we gonna get there?

-Yeah, it's still raining.
_________________________________

Maybe we can't fly in the rain,

but I think I know someone who can.
_________________________________

I'm scared, Tinker Bell.
_________________________________

Floating around my room is one thing,

but flying all the way to London...
_________________________________

That easy, huh?
_________________________________

Okay. I'll be brave.
_________________________________

All right, fairies.

We need all the pixie dust we can get.
_________________________________

This girl's got a long journey

ahead of her.
_________________________________

All aboard!
_________________________________

Ready?
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

This better work.
_________________________________

(CRASHING)
_________________________________
LIZZY: Oh! Sorry, fairies.

_________________________________

Whoa! Oh!
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

ALL: Whoa!
_________________________________

Careful now!
_________________________________

Hi, Mrs. Perkins. Bye, Mrs. Perkins.
_________________________________

Bye, dear. Fly back soon.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

(GASPING)

_________________________________

Does anyone know how to drive?
_________________________________

Slink, take the pedals.
Rex, you navigate.

_________________________________

Hamm and Potato,
operate the levers and knobs.

_________________________________

Whoa.
_________________________________

Ohh.

_________________________________

-Strangers.

-From the outside.

_________________________________

-Oh, no.

-He's at a red light! We can catch him!
_________________________________

-Maximum power, Slink!

-(ENGINE REVS)
_________________________________

Whaa! It turned green! Hurry!
_________________________________

-Why won't it go?

-Use the Wand of Power.

_________________________________

-(GEARS GRINDING)

-(TIRES SQUEALING)

_________________________________
-(SCREAMS)

-Ooh! Ow! Ooh!
_________________________________

-Rex, which way?

-Left! No, no! I mean right!
_________________________________

That's right! No, I mean left!
Left is right!
_________________________________

Buzz, he's turning left! He's turning left!
_________________________________

-Oh, oh, boy!
-(GASPS)

_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

Oh, I seriously doubt
he's gettin' this kind of mileage.

_________________________________

Go right! To the right!
Right, right, right, right!
_________________________________

-Whoa!

-(GASPS, GROANS)
_________________________________

You have saved our lives.
We are eternally grateful.

_________________________________

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever.

_________________________________

-(RUMBLING)

-Oh, yes.
_________________________________

I simply must find some honey.
_________________________________
(NARRATOR READING)

_________________________________

-(RUMBLING)
-Oh!

_________________________________

Yes, tummy, I know.

_________________________________

-(RUMBLING)

-Ohh...

_________________________________
(BELL JINGLES)
_________________________________

Well, stone the crows.

If it isn't Pooh Bear.
_________________________________

Hello, Owl.
_________________________________

Well, congratulate me.
_________________________________

-For what?

-I have achieved completion
_________________________________

of my autobiographical treatise!
_________________________________

Oh! Was it painful?
_________________________________

No, no, no. My memoirs are finished.
_________________________________

Oh.
_________________________________

Dash it all, Pooh. Why do you keep

staring at that bell rope?
_________________________________

Because it reminds me of something.
_________________________________

(RUMBLING)
_________________________________

And that reminds me
of another something.
_________________________________

Perhaps I could borrow some honey?
_________________________________

Just a taste? A drop, perhaps?
_________________________________

A small lick, I should think.
_________________________________

My boy, I shall do better than that.
_________________________________

Not only will I beckon you to my table,

_________________________________

but as we feast,

I shall treat you to an excerpt
_________________________________

from chapter 127,
_________________________________

which tells the gripping tale of how

only a few days ago,
_________________________________

I found that very handsome bell rope

that you were admiring
_________________________________

just hanging over a thistle bush.
_________________________________

Thistle bush?
_________________________________

Or was it a gorse bush?
_________________________________

No. No. It was definitely a thistle bush.
_________________________________

Pardon me, Owl.
_________________________________

At first I thought someone lived there,

so I rang it.
_________________________________

No one answered. And then the
thing just fell off in my hand.

_________________________________

What sort of place

was this particular thistle bush in?
_________________________________

Certainly not a very cheery place.
_________________________________

One might say it was rather...
_________________________________

Gloomy?
_________________________________

Yes. That's it. Do you know it?
_________________________________

Oh, dear.
_________________________________

Nobody seemed to want it,

so I brought it home.
_________________________________

Oh, but somebody did want it, Owl.
_________________________________

Really? Who?
_________________________________

Eeyore. My dear friend Eeyore.
_________________________________

He was fond of it, you see.
_________________________________

-Fond of it?

-Attached to it.
_________________________________

Attached? Ohh!

_________________________________

Yes. Well, yes.
_________________________________

And I was just keeping it safe for him.
_________________________________

Well, there you are.

And you can tell him he's welcome.
_________________________________

Yes, Owl. And thank you very much.
_________________________________

I say, Pooh! What about the honey?
_________________________________

(TUMMY RUMBLES)
_________________________________

Some other time, perhaps.

_________________________________

(CAR ENGINE RATTLING)
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

Oh! Good idea.
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

Whoa!

_________________________________

WOMAN OVER PA: The white zone is
for immediate loading and unloading...
_________________________________

No parking.
_________________________________

Guys, we can't park here!
It's a white zone!
_________________________________

You have saved our lives.
We are eternally grateful.

_________________________________

-Final boarding call...

-There he is!
_________________________________

...for Far East Airlines
flight 451 to Tokyo.
_________________________________

All confirmed passengers
with boarding passes
_________________________________

must board at this time.
_________________________________

MAN OVER PA: Passenger Twitch,
_________________________________

passenger Leon Twitch,
please pick up...
_________________________________

You have saved our lives.
We are eternally grateful.

_________________________________
MR. POTATO HEAD:

Will you leave me alone?
_________________________________
REX: Someone's coming!

_________________________________

-GIRL: Ooh, a puppy!

-Bark, bark, bark, bark.

_________________________________

Bark, bark, bark, bark, bark.

_________________________________

Listen, flyboy.
_________________________________

The contents of that case are
worth more than you make in a year!
_________________________________

-You got that, sport? You be careful!

-I understand, sir.

_________________________________

Do you have a "fragile" sticker
or something?
_________________________________

I had a box of cookies once
that came back as crumbs!
_________________________________

-The Mystic Portal!

-Oooh.

_________________________________

Once we go through,
we just need to find that case.

_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(TOYS SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(ALL GROANING)
_________________________________

-Ow! There's the case!

-No, there's the case!
_________________________________

You take that one! We'll take this one!
_________________________________

(ALL GRUNT)
_________________________________

Whoa! Buzz!
_________________________________

Buzz, my back end's
goin' to Baton Rouge!
_________________________________

-Slinky!

-(PANTING)
_________________________________

Here we come, Woody!
Woody, here we come! Woody!
_________________________________

-(ALL GROAN)

-Nice flash, though.

_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

(PANTING) Okay, Woody, let's go!
_________________________________

-(GRUNTS, GROANS)

-Take that, space toy.

_________________________________

Hey! No one does that
to my friend! (GRUNTS)

_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

-(YELLS)

-Your choice, Woody.

_________________________________

You can go to Japan together
or in pieces.

_________________________________

If he fixed ya once,
he can fix ya again. Now get in the box!

_________________________________
-Never!

-Fine!
_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-(YELLS)
_________________________________

(ALL SHOUT)
_________________________________

-No! Aaah!

-Gotcha!
_________________________________

Idiots! Children destroy toys!
_________________________________

You'll all be ruined, forgotten!
_________________________________

Spending eternity
rotting in some landfill!
_________________________________

Well, Stinky Pete, I think it's time you
learned the true meaning of playtime.

_________________________________

-Right over there, guys!

-(WHIMPERING) No. No! No!
_________________________________

WOMAN OVER PA: Atlantic Air
flight 810 from Point Richmond
_________________________________

is now arriving at Gate 3.
_________________________________

GIRL: (GASPING) Look, Barbie.
A big, ugly man doll.

_________________________________

Ooh, he needs a makeover.

_________________________________

-(WHIMPERING)

-Hi! You'll like Amy.

_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-She's an artist!
_________________________________

(SOBBING)
_________________________________

MOTHER: Come on, hon!
_________________________________

Happy trails, Prospector.

_________________________________

-Buzz! Woody!

-Help us out here!
_________________________________

-(GASPING)

-Hurry!
_________________________________

-Oh, no. Jessie! Come on!

-Oh, Woody!
_________________________________

(JESSIE SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Jessie! (WHISTLES)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS) Come on, Buzz.

_________________________________

-Yah!

-Ride like the wind, Bullseye!

_________________________________
Hey-howdy-hey! Giddyap!
_________________________________
BUZZ: Come on, Bullseye! Yah!

_________________________________

Buzz, give me a boost!
_________________________________

(GRUNTING, PANTING)
_________________________________

-Oh! Ohh! Oohhh!

-Woody!
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

(TIRES SCREECHING)
_________________________________

Sorry!
_________________________________

Out of the way!
_________________________________

(HONKING)
_________________________________

There he is!
_________________________________

Tinker Bell, I can't keep up.

He's going too fast.

_________________________________

-Here's the rest!

-(PANTING)
_________________________________

(GLASS TINKLING, SHATTERING)
_________________________________

(PANTING, GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Excuse me, ma'am, but I believe
you're on the wrong flight.

_________________________________

-Woody!

-Come on, Jess.

_________________________________

-It's time to take you home.

-But
_________________________________

-what if Andy doesn't like me?

-Nonsense!
_________________________________

Andy'll love you! Besides,
_________________________________

-he's got a little sister.

-He does?
_________________________________

-Why didn't you say so? Let's go!

-Whoa!
_________________________________

MAN: Hold it! There's a couple
more bags coming from the terminal!
_________________________________

Okay. On three.

_________________________________

-One, two...

-Too late!
_________________________________
Put 'em on the next flight!
_________________________________

-This is bad.

-How are we gonna get outta here?
_________________________________

(LATCH CLICKS)
_________________________________

Over there! Come on!
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

-You sure about this?

-No! Let's go!

_________________________________

(MAN SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)
_________________________________

Tink! Tinker Bell, no!
_________________________________

(ELECTRICITY BUZZING)
_________________________________

(BOTH GASP)

_________________________________

-(YELLING)

-Hold on, Woody!

_________________________________

-(RIPPING SOUND)

-(YELLING)

_________________________________

-What's a cowboy without his hat?

-Buzz!

_________________________________

-(ENGINES ACCELERATING)

-(WHIMPERING)

_________________________________

Buzz! Buzz, get behind the tires!
_________________________________

(PANTING, GRUNTING)

_________________________________

Jessie, let go of the plane!
_________________________________

What? Are you crazy?
_________________________________

Just pretend it's
the final episode of Woody's Roundup.
_________________________________

But it was canceled!
We never saw if you made it!
_________________________________

Well, then, let's find out together!
_________________________________

(BOTH SCREAMING)

_________________________________

(TIRES SCREECHING)
_________________________________

(ENGINE STALLING)
_________________________________

No, no, no, no, no, no! Come on!
_________________________________

(HONKING)
_________________________________

Come on, please, let them still be there.

_________________________________

Oh-oh-oh.

_________________________________

-We did it! We did it! We did it!
-(LAUGHING)

_________________________________
Nice ropin', cowboy.

_________________________________

That was definitely
Woody's finest hour!
_________________________________

-(LAUGHING)

-Your hat, partner.

_________________________________

-Hoo-hoo!

-(ENGINES ROARING)

_________________________________

-LIZZY: Father!

-What in the world?
_________________________________

Father, stop!
_________________________________

(GASPING)
_________________________________

Don't take her in there!
_________________________________

It... It... It... It can't be.
_________________________________

Lizzy? You're flying.
_________________________________

Yes, I am.
_________________________________

But how? How are you doing that?
_________________________________

My friends showed me how.
_________________________________

I... I don't understand.
_________________________________

You don't have to understand.
_________________________________

You just have to believe.
_________________________________

I do believe.
_________________________________

I do believe!
_________________________________

Oh! Father!
_________________________________

Lizzy, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
_________________________________

I'll never doubt you again.
_________________________________
TINKER BELL: Vidia!

_________________________________

(ALL LAUGHING)
_________________________________

-Let's go home, Father.

-But how?
_________________________________

Think happy thoughts.
_________________________________

Whoa! Whoa!
_________________________________

-Lift your arms and kick your feet!

-DR. GRIFFITHS: Careful!
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

I think I'm getting the hang of it. Yes!

Why, I'm flying!
_________________________________

-You're doing it, Father! You're doing it!

-I could get used to this! Just a second.
_________________________________

There's something

I've always wanted to do. Follow me!
_________________________________

(BELL DINGING)
_________________________________

(DR. GRIFFITHS LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Let's go home.
 _________________________________

Yee-haw!
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

(HUMS LONE RANGER THEME)
_________________________________

Hey, Woody! Woody?
_________________________________

Oh, wow! New toys!
_________________________________

Cool! Thanks, Mom!
_________________________________

It's Bazooka Jane
and her jet-propelled horse!
_________________________________

(MAKES JET SOUNDS)
_________________________________

Woody, Buzz, that polecat Zurg
has stolen my space cows!
_________________________________

(CONTINUES, INDISTINCT)

_________________________________
NARRATOR: Ignoring his tummy's

desperate pleas,

_________________________________
Pooh went directly
to Christopher Robin's.

_________________________________

Tail.
_________________________________

Nail.
_________________________________

Hammer.
_________________________________

So what do you think, Eeyore?
_________________________________

I'll test it out.
_________________________________

Seems about the right length.
_________________________________

Pink bow's a nice touch.
_________________________________

Swishes real good, too.
_________________________________

So, are you happy, Eeyore?
_________________________________

No.
_________________________________

Ooh.
_________________________________

But I sure do like this new tail.
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Thank you, Pooh.
_________________________________

And now,

I have a surprise for you, Pooh.
_________________________________

I do like surprises.
_________________________________
CHRISTOPHER: Okay. Open your eyes.

_________________________________

They're open, Christopher.
_________________________________
CHRISTOPHER:

No, silly. Put your arms down.
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

Congratulations, Pooh.

You win the grand prize!
_________________________________

(SINGING) It's Pooh, it's Pooh
_________________________________

Pooh wins the honey pot
_________________________________

You're the winner of the prize
_________________________________

I really can't believe my eyes.
_________________________________

CHORUS: Pooh gets the honey
_________________________________

-Honey, honey, honey, honey

-ALL: Yay!
_________________________________

Here you go, Pooh.
_________________________________

Oh, yes, of course.
_________________________________

-(ALL GASP)

-Thank you all ever so much.
_________________________________

Everything is honey
Everything is good
_________________________________

Everyone is happy
in the Hundred Acre Wood

_________________________________
A honey happy ending for a Pooh to eat

_________________________________
Yes, everything is honey

_________________________________
And life is very sweet

_________________________________

Andy, come on, hon. Time to go.

_________________________________

-Hey, you fixed Woody!

-Yeah.

_________________________________

Glad I decided not to take him to camp.

His whole arm might have come off.

_________________________________

-Hey, Tink.

-Hey, Vidia.
_________________________________

So, you ever been

to one of these before?
_________________________________

Yeah. It's pretty fun.
_________________________________

-What are you supposed to do?

-It's easy. You just pick this up.
_________________________________

-Like this?

-Yeah. And then you hold it out.
_________________________________

-Got it!

-Now, just raise your pinkie, like this.
_________________________________

And then you say, "Excuse me, miss,

"but may I have a spot of tea?"
_________________________________
LIZZY: Why, certainly, Miss Bell.

A nice, fresh cup.
_________________________________

Oh. But of course

you may have one, too.
_________________________________

This is a tea party, after all.
_________________________________

How about a cup for me, Miss Griffiths?
_________________________________

Why, of course, Doctor.
_________________________________

-It's my pleasure, I'm sure.

-Thank you.
_________________________________

-And would you like one lump or two?

-Make mine three.
_________________________________
LIZZY: (LAUGHS) Oh, father!

_________________________________

(LAUGHS) Thank you.
_________________________________

-Isn't this pleasant, Father?

-I can't imagine anything better.
_________________________________

Although, chiming the Big Ben

comes a close second.

_________________________________

Well, what do you know?
_________________________________

Yee-haw!
_________________________________

Oh, Bullseye,
_________________________________

we're part of a family again!
_________________________________

Hmm?
_________________________________

Uh, ma'am, I, uh... (CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________

I wanted to say
you're a bright young woman
_________________________________

with a beautiful "yarnful" of hair.

_________________________________

"Hairful" of yarn. It's, uh...
Whoo... Uh...

_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT) I must go.

_________________________________

Well, aren't you the sweetest
space toy I ever met?
_________________________________

(BARKING)
_________________________________

-What's that? Bark, bark?

-(BARKING)
_________________________________

This fella says he needs to go out
back for a little private time.

_________________________________

That critter needs help!
_________________________________

Yodel-ay-hee-hoo
_________________________________

-(GRUNTS)

-(BARKS)

_________________________________

-Oh, my goodness.

-Scrumptious.
_________________________________

(GASPING)
_________________________________

(TRAIN RATTLING)
_________________________________

(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS)
_________________________________

Don't even think about it.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

(MR. TWITCHES GROWLS SOFTLY)
_________________________________

(NERVOUS SQUEAKING)
_________________________________

(PURRING)

_________________________________

Ooh, ooh, oh...

_________________________________

Hey, Rex,
I could use a hand over here, buddy.

_________________________________

I don't need to play. I've lived it!
_________________________________

-No, no, no, no! Oh, nuts!

-(CLICKS CHANNEL)
_________________________________

(WEEPING) Welcome to Al's Toy Barn.
_________________________________

We've got the lowest prices in town.
_________________________________

Everything for a buck, buck, buck.
(SOBBING)
_________________________________

Well, I guess crime doesn't pay.

_________________________________

Oh, Andy did a great job, huh?
Nice and strong!
_________________________________

-I like it. Makes you look tough.

-(GIGGLES)
_________________________________

-(SMOOCHING)

-(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

You have saved our lives.
We are eternally grateful.

_________________________________

You saved their lives? Oh, my hero!
_________________________________

And they're so adorable!
Let's adopt them!
_________________________________

Daddy!
_________________________________

-Oh, no.

-(SQUEAKING)

_________________________________
DR. GRIFFITHS: So, where were we?

Ah, yes.
_________________________________

"Fairies have many magical talents.

They can talk to animals,
_________________________________

"make the flowers bloom,

create warm summer breezes."
_________________________________

Oh, Lizzy, what a beautiful drawing.
_________________________________

"And some invent

the most clever little gadgets."
_________________________________

(TERENCE LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Well, Tink,

you found something to fix after all.
_________________________________

Yeah. I guess I did.
_________________________________

"They bring the change of seasons,

and help nature in many ways.
_________________________________

"But the best talent a fairy can have

is simply being a friend."

_________________________________

Wheezy, you're fixed!
_________________________________

Oh, yeah. Mr. Shark looked in the toy
box and found me an extra squeaker.

_________________________________

-And how do you feel?

-Oh, I feel swell.

_________________________________

In fact, I think I feel a song comin' on.

_________________________________

(BIG BAND MUSIC PLAYS)
_________________________________

ROBERT GOULET'S VOICE:
You've got a friend in me
_________________________________

You've got a friend in me
_________________________________

You just remember
what your old pal said
_________________________________

-♪ Babe, you've got a friend in me
-(BARKING)
_________________________________

-(GIGGLING)

-Yeah, you've got a friend in me

_________________________________
Come on over.
Oh, you are such a big girl.

_________________________________

Andy, you think she's ready
to drive the car yet?

_________________________________

-Yeah, and I can teach her.

-(BARKING)
_________________________________

-You still worried?

-About Andy?
_________________________________

-Nah. It'll be fun while it lasts.

-I'm proud of you, cowboy.

_________________________________

Besides, when it all ends, I'll have old
Buzz Lightyear to keep me company
_________________________________

for infinity and beyond.

_________________________________

You're gonna see it's our destiny
_________________________________

-You've got a friend in me

-Yes, you do
_________________________________

-You've got a friend in me

-That's the truth
_________________________________

You've got a friend
_________________________________

In me
_________________________________

Yeah!

_________________________________

You know, Pooh, you did

a very important thing today.
_________________________________

-I did?

-Well, yes.
_________________________________

Instead of thinking of your tummy,

you thought of your friend.
_________________________________

Oh, thank you, Christopher Robin.
_________________________________

And now I don't think

I shall be hungry again
_________________________________

for a good long while.
_________________________________

-(TUMMY RUMBLES)

-POOH: Oh, bother.
_________________________________
Silly old bear.

_________________________________

(SUMMER'S JUST BEGUN PLAYING)
_________________________________

WOMAN: (SINGING)
The breezes blow the clouds away
_________________________________

A million things I want to say
_________________________________

I don't ever want this day
To be done
_________________________________

Summer's just begun
_________________________________

Never seen the sky so blue
_________________________________

Everything is clear and new
_________________________________

Happy just to be with you in the sun
_________________________________

Summer's just begun

_________________________________

_________________________________

MAN 1: Speed.

MAN 2: Marker.

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MAN 3: And action.

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(GROANING, LAUGHING)
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(STRUGGLING, LAUGHING)
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Okay. (SNORTING)
A little help here, please.

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-What are we gonna do, Buzz?

-Use your head!
_________________________________

But I don't wanna use my head!
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(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________

-(THUD)
-REX: Ow!
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MAN 1: Speed.

MAN 2: Marker.

_________________________________

MAN 3: Okay, and pull back.

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(WHEELS SQUEAKING)
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(BURPING) Whew!
_________________________________

-I don't remember eating that.

-MAN: Cut.

_________________________________

-(GROANING) I can't believe this.

-That's the fifth time.

_________________________________

-What row is that guy in?

-Sorry.

_________________________________

I had that bean burrito for lunch.

Okay, I'm all right now. Sorry.

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MAN: And action.

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I'm packing you an extra pair of shoes

and your angry eyes just in case.

_________________________________

And if you get hungry,
here's some cheese puffs. And a key.

_________________________________

I don't know what it's for,
but you never know.

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MAN 1: Speed.

MAN 2: Marker.

_________________________________

MAN 3: And action.

_________________________________

Whoo!
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(CRASHING)
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(LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)
_________________________________

Could...? Should we just...?
_________________________________

Should that just be part
of the movie now?
_________________________________

He lost... He lost his string.

_________________________________

And the golf ball,
if you have time for golf.

_________________________________

And a plastic steak
and a rubber ducky and a yo-yo.

_________________________________

-Who's behind?

-Mine.

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MAN: All right, cut. Good take.

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What good acting.
That was a good take.

_________________________________

You're such a cute little bottom.

_________________________________

Look at you. Look at you.
Look at you. Look at you.

_________________________________

In fact, I think I feel a song comin' on.

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-(THUDDING)

-(FEEDBACK)
_________________________________

Mr. Mike, I'm so sorry.
Did I hurt your equipment?
_________________________________

You gotta aim it right here at my flipper.

_________________________________

I'm not a very good catch.

_________________________________

-Okay, I'm ready for another take.

-MAN: Let's go again.

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(THUDDING)
_________________________________

(WHEEZING)
_________________________________

Oh, no! Oh, no,
I think I swallowed my squeaker!
_________________________________

(COUGHING)
_________________________________

And an extra-bouncy bouncy ball.

_________________________________

And some extra teeth.
Be careful, they chatter.

_________________________________

-(TEETH CHATTERING)

-Whoa!
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MAN 1: Marker.

MAN 2: And action.

_________________________________

(TAPPING)
_________________________________

(SNICKERING)
_________________________________

We'll be back before Andy gets home.
_________________________________

What? What're you laughing about?
_________________________________

Huh? (LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Real funny, Woody.
_________________________________

MAN: We're losing our light.
Wipe it off and let's go again.

_________________________________

Golly bob howdy.

_________________________________

What? What's so funny? Woody!
_________________________________

(SPRINGING)
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

-Darn it, Woody!

-MAN: Okay, let's go again.

_________________________________

And crayons, in case you get bored.

_________________________________

And some blue Play-Doh.

_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

Isn't this exciting, Heimlich?
Our first day of shooting.

_________________________________

Oh, yeah, yeah, it's so exciting!
_________________________________

You know, I can't believe you talked
them into making A Bug's Life 2.
_________________________________

Oh, oh, yeah,
I can hardly believe it also.

_________________________________

Oh, but there's a little baby tiny thing
I forgot to tell you.

_________________________________

What's that, Heimlich?
_________________________________

Well, it's a "2" movie,
but it's not A Bug's Life 2.
_________________________________

What...? I don't understand.
What is it then?
_________________________________

MAN: And action.

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-(CRASHING)

-(BUGS SCREAMING)

_________________________________
MAN 1: Marker.

MAN 2: And action.

_________________________________

Bullseye, are you with me?
_________________________________

Okay, good boy.

_________________________________

Prospector, how 'bout you?
_________________________________

And so, you two are
absolutely identical? (LAUGHING)
_________________________________

You know, I'm sure I could get you
a part in Toy Story 3.
_________________________________

I'm sorry. Are we back?
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING) All right, girls.
Lovely talking with you.

_________________________________

Anytime you'd like some tips on acting,
I'd be glad to chat with you.

_________________________________

All right, off you go then.

_________________________________

MAN 1: Speed.

MAN 2: Let me check focus.

_________________________________

Did you make it
into the first Toy Story?
_________________________________

In the letterbox copy, you can see
my arm grabbing Woody's ankle.

_________________________________

What will you do next?
_________________________________

I'm up for this villain
in a toothpaste commercial.

_________________________________

Wow, that's great.
_________________________________

And a dime, call me.
And monkey chow.

_________________________________

Monkey chow? For what?
_________________________________

Well, for the monkeys, of course.

_________________________________

-Come on, monkeys.

-(SCREECHING)
_________________________________

That's it. I draw the line at monkeys.

Get my agent on the phone!
_________________________________

MAN 1: Marker.

MAN 2: And action.

_________________________________

It's your choice, Woody.

_________________________________

You can go back, or you can stay
with us and last forever.

_________________________________

(FARTING)
_________________________________

Good heavens. Was that me?
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Oh, my. (FARTING) I am so sorry.

_________________________________

I guess that's why they call me
Stinky Pete. Whoo!
_________________________________

MAN: Okay, let's cut.

_________________________________

We are so glad you came.
_________________________________

Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye.

_________________________________

Bye-bye, now. Bye. Bye-bye.

_________________________________

Remember, please discard all candy
wrappers and popcorn containers
_________________________________

in the nearest trash receptacle.
_________________________________
Thank you.

_________________________________

Okay, bye-bye, now. Bye-bye. Bye.

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Okay.

_________________________________

Are they all gone?
_________________________________

Is everybody gone?
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

(SQUEAKING) Good. Oh, my gosh,
my cheeks are killing me.

_________________________________

I can't keep smiling like this anymore.
I am exhausted.

_________________________________

I think I need a break.

_________________________________

A little break? Okay.

_________________________________

Whew.

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(WOODY'S ROUNDUP
THEME PLAYING)
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CHORUS: Woody's Roundup
_________________________________

Come on, and gather round
_________________________________

Woody's Roundup
_________________________________

Where nobody wears a frown
_________________________________

Bad guys go runnin'
_________________________________

Whenever he's in town
_________________________________

He's the rooting-est
Tooting-est, shooting-est
_________________________________

Hooting-est cowboy around
_________________________________

Woody's Roundup

_________________________________

(CRICKETS CHIRRING)
_________________________________

(FROGS CROAKING)
_________________________________

(THUDDING)
_________________________________

Wow! It's amazing

what you can find in the woods.
_________________________________

A marble! And a boot!
_________________________________

And oh, my, that's a scary-lookin' fella.
_________________________________

Gosh! Maybe these are his things.
_________________________________

You know, I better pick 'em up

so they won't get broken.
_________________________________

That's the last thing I would want.
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

-(THUDS)

-(GRUNT) Oh, my gosh!
_________________________________

Is this a pit? I think I'm in a pit!
_________________________________

Hello? Anybody up there?
_________________________________

Oh, well. I sure hope
that fella will be back soon.

_________________________________

(HOW TO BELIEVE PLAYING)
_________________________________

(VOCALIZING)
_________________________________

WOMAN: (SINGING)
Hold my hand and fly
_________________________________

Never say goodbye
_________________________________

Cross the open sky
_________________________________

Leave the world behind
_________________________________

I will be all right
_________________________________

If you stay by my side
_________________________________

Spring and summer
Love and laughter
_________________________________

We'll live happy ever after
_________________________________

We'll fly higher
Than we thought we'd be
_________________________________

Because you showed me
_________________________________

How to believe
_________________________________

Hmm-mmm
_________________________________

Tiny shining star
_________________________________

I know who you are
_________________________________

You're never very far
_________________________________

We'll never be apart
_________________________________

Sparkle in my eye

_________________________________
Light the sky tonight

_________________________________
Spring and summer
Love and laughter

_________________________________
We'll live happy ever after

_________________________________
We'll fly higher
Than we thought we'd be

_________________________________
Because you showed me
_________________________________

How to believe
_________________________________

In me
_________________________________

Fall and winter
Love and laughter
_________________________________

We'll live happy ever after
_________________________________

We'll fly higher
Than we thought we'd be
_________________________________

Because you showed me
_________________________________

How to believe
_________________________________

Yeah
_________________________________

(VOCALIZING)
_________________________________

Hold my hand and fly
_________________________________

Never say goodbye

_________________________________

(SO LONG PLAYING)
_________________________________

(SINGING) It's not complicated

_________________________________
Or very hard to grasp
_________________________________

But every time I see you
_________________________________

I laugh
_________________________________

I won't get too sappy
_________________________________

I've had no epiphany
_________________________________

I just enjoy your company
_________________________________

You test my nerves
_________________________________

It makes me stronger
_________________________________

So can you bother me a little bit longer?
_________________________________

I hate to say goodbye, goodbye
_________________________________

And I hate to see the end, the end
_________________________________

'Cause it's been so long 
since I made a friend
_________________________________

I hate to say goodbye, goodbye
_________________________________

And I hate to see the end, the end
_________________________________

'Cause it's been so long 
since I made a friend
_________________________________

like you
_________________________________

Well, I could dot the "I's"
_________________________________

And you could cross the "T's"
_________________________________

'Cause letters alone are lonely
_________________________________

Well, I could be the blossom
_________________________________

And you could be the bee
_________________________________

And then I could call you "honey"
_________________________________

You test my nerves
_________________________________

It makes me stronger
_________________________________

So can you bother me a little bit longer?
_________________________________

I hate to say goodbye, goodbye
_________________________________

And I hate to see the end, the end

_________________________________
'Cause it's been so long
since I made a friend

_________________________________
I hate to say goodbye, goodbye

_________________________________
And I hate to see the end, the end
_________________________________

'Cause it's been so long
since I made a friend
_________________________________

like you
_________________________________

Some like to be
_________________________________
alone, independent
_________________________________

and on their own, all alone
_________________________________

I guess they're free
_________________________________

But not me
_________________________________

Not me
_________________________________

I hate to say goodbye, goodbye
_________________________________

And I hate to see the end, the end
_________________________________

'Cause it's been so long
since I made a friend
_________________________________

I hate to say goodbye, goodbye
_________________________________

And I hate to see the end, the end
_________________________________

'Cause it's been so long
since I made a friend
_________________________________

like you
_________________________________

I hate to say goodbye, goodbye
_________________________________

And I hate to see the end, the end
_________________________________

'Cause it's been so long
since I made a friend
_________________________________

like you
_________________________________

Yes, it's been so long
since I made a friend
_________________________________

like you
_________________________________

Yes, it's been so long 
since I made a friend
_________________________________

like you
_________________________________

Yes, it's been so long...

_________________________________

(COME FLYING WITH ME PLAYING)

_________________________________

(UPBEAT INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

(CROAKS)
_________________________________

Oh! Ooh, ooh, ooh!
_________________________________

(UNINTELLIGIBLE DIALOGUE)
_________________________________

Ooh!
_________________________________

(MUSIC ENDS)

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