Frozen Fever subtitles (with lengths)

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(WHISTLING)
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(GULLS SQUAWKING)
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BONES: (SCOTTISH ACCENT)

I was Flint's first mate that voyage,
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three days east of Tortola

in the Caribie.
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Flint knew an island.
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That's where we buried the treasure.
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Gold and blood,

they were Flint's trademarks.
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He'd leave both behind him that day.
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(SINGING) Shiver my timbers
shiver my soul
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Yo ho, heave ho
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There are men whose hearts
are black as coal
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Yo ho, heave ho
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And they sailed their ship
'cross the ocean blue
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A bloodthirsty captain
and a cutthroat crew
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It's as dark a tale as was ever told
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Of the lust for treasure
and the love of gold
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Shiver my timbers
shiver my sides
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Yo ho, heave ho
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There are hungers as strong
as the wind and tides
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Yo ho, heave ho
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And as those buccaneers
drown their sins in rum
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The devil himself would
have to call them scum
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Every man aboard would have
killed his mate
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For a bag of guineas or a piece of eight
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A piece of eight
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-A piece of eight

-A five, six, seven, eight
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Hulla wacka, ulla wacka
something not right
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Many wicked icky things
gonna happen tonight
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Hulla wacka, moolah wacka
sailor man beware
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Where de money in de ground
dere's murder in de air
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Murder in the air
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One more time now.
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Shiver my timbers
shiver my bones
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Yo ho, heave ho
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There are secrets that sleep
with old Davy Jones
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Yo ho, heave ho
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When the mainsail's set
and the anchor's weighed
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There's no turning back
from any course that's laid
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And when greed and villainy
sail the sea
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You can bet your boots
there'll be treachery
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(LAUGHING)
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Shiver my timbers
shiver my sails
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Dead men tell no tales
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(GUNSHOTS)
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(FAIRIES CHATTERING

INDISTINCTLY)
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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If I could reach the top of the world
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Be all I am
It'd be so beautiful
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If only I could be brave
and I could be strong
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I would know where I belong
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(LAUGHING)
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If only
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I wanna feel free to be who I am
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What I'm about is more than I've been
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Ready to show the world who I am
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Oh!
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A little bit of sun.
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Oh, look!
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Hey, Zarina!
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Oh.
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Out of pixie dust again, sug?
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(CHUCKLING) You know me, Rosetta.
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I could give you some tips

on conserving your supply.
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I may just take you up on that, Dessa.
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A Dust Keeper Fairy

who's always out of pixie dust.
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Ironic, isn't it?
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Right there. Nice. Okay.
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Rinse time!
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Time to dry!
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Hey, Z! Wings okay?
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Just enjoying a stroll. But thanks, Fawn.
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Nice wind, Vidia.
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-Thanks. What's a "stroll"?

-(CHIRPING)
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(LAUGHING)
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Oh, no!
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So I could be who I am
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Yeah, yeah, yeah
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I'm closer to where I'm meant to be
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If I try I know that I can get there
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I'm not gonna stop 'cause I believe
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-(BLOWS)

-(FAIRY BLOWING CONCH)
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That there's so much more to me
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So much more
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(GRUNTING)
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I wanna feel free to be who I am
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What I'm about is more than I've been
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Ready to show the world who I am
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Started it out, but I'm holding in
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Find my own place to stay
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So I can be who I am
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Uh...
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We put the dust in the bags

and they stay there, right?
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And yet, we sprinkle dust

on top of something,
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and it floats.
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(ALL GASP)
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Well, that's just how pixie dust works.
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Well, yes, I know,

but "Why?" is the question.
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Know what I mean?
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Not even a little?
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Never once had the thought?
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FAIRY GARY: Good morning,

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-Dust Keepers!

-Oh!
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DUST KEEPER FAIRIES:

Good morning, Fairy Gary!
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All right, let's see.
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On blue dust duty today we have, uh...
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-What were we on?

-"Y."
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Ah! Yes. Yvette.
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Yvette is out for the day, Fairy Gary.
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Dust-Keeper elbow flared up again.
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(GASPS) That's fantastic!
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I mean, poor, poor Yvette.
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Well, um, that brings us to...
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"Z."
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(SIGHS)
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Zarina, you're up!
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Uh-oh.
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Can you believe it?

I mean, one day early.
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It's so exciting!
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Uh... Six clicks to the right.
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Yes, thank you.
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-Wow.

-Careful, now!
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After last time,

I'm sure I don't have to remind you
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just how potent and powerful...
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-No touching, I promise.

-Attagirl!
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All right, then. Exactly 26 specks.
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But why 26?
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-And here we go.

-Why not 25?
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What would happen

if we put in, say, 27?
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-We put in 26.

-But why?
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Ah, Zarina, you're the most

inquisitive fairy I've ever known.
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Correction, it's a tie.
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Let's just say, you're the Tinker Bell

of Dust Keepers.
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But why do you say it

like it's a bad thing?
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Because we don't work

with twigs and acorn caps.
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We work with pixie dust.

It's our lifeblood.
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There's no room for error.
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(LAUGHS)
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Blue dust.
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One of nature's mightiest multipliers.
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It takes the golden dust

from a trickle to a roar.
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No matter how many times

I see it, just... Wow!
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Indeed.
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Okay, but if there's blue dust,

why can't there be other colors?
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Because there aren't.
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And maybe those other colors

do other things.
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What if there was, I don't know, purple?

(GASPS)
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What if there's pink?
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(LAUGHS)
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The day someone finds pink pixie dust
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is the day I trade in my kilt for trousers.
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Well, what if we don't find it?

What if we make it?
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Listen carefully, Zarina.
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We do not tamper with pixie dust.
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It is far too powerful.
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But if we don't,
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we'll never fully understand

what it's capable of.
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That is not our job.

We're Dust Keepers.
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We nurture the dust, maintain it,
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measure it, package it,
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and distribute it.
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A beautiful tradition, day in, day out,
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-passed from one generation...

-(BLOWS)
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-...to the next, to the next, to the next.

-Oh!
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(GASPS)
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(ZARINA GASPS)
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-Oh! Ahh!

-Oh, no!
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-Fairy Gary!

-(GROANS)
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-Are you okay?

-(GRUNTS)
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Technically, I didn't touch it this time.
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The cap?
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Let me be absolutely clear, Zarina.
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Dust Keepers are forbidden

to tamper with pixie dust.
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BONES: Oh, aye.

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Fifteen men went ashore that day,
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and only Flint, his own self, returned.
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Oh, aye, and then old Flinty
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up and died before they could get

back to that cursed island
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and get the treasure.
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No one knows to this day

who has old Flint's map.
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ALL: Now, isn't that a story

worth the hearing?
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It was the first dozen times we heard it.
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I'll drink to that. (CHUCKLES)

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But who has the map now, huh?
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Some black-hearted,

squid-sucking buccaneer?
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Or maybe it's

our very own Jim Hawkins!
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Eh, Jimmy?
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If I had it, my friends and I
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wouldn't be here

serving you rum, Mr. Bones.
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That's right.

We'd be searching for that treasure,
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sailing the seven seas

on a five-year mission,
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boldly going where no man

has gone before.
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-Say, that's catchy!

-Huh. Not me.
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(CHUCKLES) If I had that treasure map,

I'd tradin' it for a decent meal.
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Hey, Gonzo, you think

he's gonna eat this?
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Aye! Beware the one-legged man!

He's the one to fear!
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Don't worry, Captain.

We'll watch for him.
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Yeah, I'll watch for him.

If he's deliverin' a pizza.
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(LAUGHING) Oh!
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Even old Flinty feared him.
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If he comes pokin' 'round here,

you run for me whippety-quick!
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-If we see him, we'll tell you.

-Yeah. One leg, three heads,
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couple of dozen noses,

if anything weird happens...
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And it'll be nay jokin' matter, hose nose.
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The one-legged man brings death.
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BLUVERIDGE: Time, gentlemen!

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-Closing time!

-(ALL GROANING)
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Ya pays your bills

and then ya shove off.
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-Go on, out ya go!

-(MOOING)
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(GROANS, SIGHS)
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-You're drunk again, are ya?

-(MOOS)
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Boys, look at the state of this place!
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How comes it gets to be

such a pigsty, huh?
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Pigsty? Hey!
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No offense meant, gentlemen, sirs.

No offense meant.
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-Here's to you, boys.

-BLUVERIDGE: Time!
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-I'm away to my room.

-PATRON: Thank you, Mr. Bones.
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GONZO: Thank you, Billy.

BLUVERIDGE: There you go!

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Don't forget to come back tomorrow

for our lunchtime special.
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-Roast suckling...

-TOGETHER: Huh?
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Potatoes, sir.
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-(CHUCKLING) Potatoes.

-Oh. All right.
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-No... No offense, madam. No offense.

-Ha!
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(GROWLS)
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All right, boys.
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(RASPBERRY)
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When you're finished here,

you can go and clean up in the kitchen.
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I left some table scraps

in there for your supper.
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Oh, yes, and, boys,
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last night you forgot

to put out the lantern!
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If you forget that again,

there'll be no table scraps for a week!
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(GROWLS)
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Hmm.
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No result.
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No result. No result.
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No result. Ugh!
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Huh?
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Hmm.
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Two parts sunflower seed,

a dash of moonflower.
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(GASPING)
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Huh.
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(GASPS)
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(INHALES SHARPLY)
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(LAUGHING)
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It worked!
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Oh! Hey, Zarina!
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-What brings you...

-Tinker Bell...
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-...here?

-Remember how you were
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the first one to use lost things,
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and everyone thought

you were kind of crazy?
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I believe Fairy Mary called them "junk."
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Exactly! But now, even she uses them

and tinkering is better than ever.
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Well, that's nice of...
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And remember how you crossed

the Winter border
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when you knew it wasn't allowed,
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but you just had to anyway?
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I like to think it was more of a grey area.
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-Good. Now, keep that in mind.

-Whoa!
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TINKER BELL: You...

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You're bending light.

You're bending light?
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But you're not a Light Fairy.

You're a Dust Keeper.
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Amazing, right?
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Uh, but, how?
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Whoa!

You found orange pixie dust?
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No, Tink. I made orange pixie dust.
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That's never been done before.
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Exactly! I knew you'd understand.
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Now, I can finally figure out

everything pixie dust is capable of.
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Oh, what does Fairy Gary

think about all this?
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Uh...
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-He doesn't exactly know.

-What?
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ZARINA: He doesn't really think

we should tamper with pixie dust.
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-Do you mind stirring?

-Uh, okay.
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I guess he thinks it's just too powerful.
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-Oh! You can't stop.

-Oh! Uh...
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(CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY)
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Is that blue dust?
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You're doing this with blue dust?
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Yes, and it just takes the tiniest bit.
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Can you believe it?
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-Back up a little.

-Uh...
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ZARINA: Huh.

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(SCREAMS)
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(GASPS)
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-Wow.

-ZARINA: Purple pixie dust.
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(GASPS) Wind!
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Purple equals fast-flying talent!
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Huh. (GASPS)
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-Uh...

-(GIGGLES)
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-Garden talent next!

-Uh...
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-Zarina?

-Pink pixie dust...
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Maybe you should, you know,

slow down a bit.
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Five pieces of petal

for every three drops of extract.
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-Uh, should it be bubbling like that?

-Mmm-hmm.
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Two? This time you're adding two?
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Uh-huh.
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(BOTH YELP)
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Zarina! Are you okay?
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Tinker Fairy Gary some trousers,

because I just made pink pixie dust.
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Zarina, this seems kind of dangerous.
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Do you know what this means, Tink?

I've finally found my "lost things."
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Dust-keeping will change forever!
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Zarina, I really think you should stop!
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What? (YELPS)
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(GASPS)
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(RUMBLING)
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(BOTH GASP)
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Oh, no! No, no, no, no, no.
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-(ALL GASPING)

-MALE FAIRY: Whoa! Look out!
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(GASPS)
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(YELPS)
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(SCREAMING)
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Huh?
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(GASPING)
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Oh, no!
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No! (GRUNTING)
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Ow! Oh!
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Oh, no!
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Whoa!
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(FAIRY GARY GRUNTING)
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(SIGHS)
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(COUGHING)
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(SIGHING)
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Huh?
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No...
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Hmm?
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(PANTING)
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CLARION: Oh!

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How did this happen?
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(PANTING)
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-(ALL TALKING INDISTINCTLY)

-Oh, no!
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What happened?
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-Tink, are you okay?

-Oh, my.
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-Yeah.

-Who grew these?
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(FAIRY GARY CLEARING THROAT)
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I'm so sorry. I'll help rebuild the depot.
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I'll come in early, I'll stay late!
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You were told not

to tamper with pixie dust.
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I think it's best

if you don't come in at all.
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What are you saying?
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You are no longer a Dust Keeper.
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It's simply too dangerous.
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We'll start rebuilding in the morning,

Queen Clarion.
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(SIGHS)
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(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
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-ELSA: Her head is so bright?

-(BABY ANNA COOING)
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Will it shine at night?
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QUEEN: (LAUGHS) No, no.

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Anna had golden hair. That's all.
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Do you want to build a snowman?
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(SINGING) This flowing water
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Reflects the sun in your eyes
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I wish you could see
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The part of me that I must hide inside
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They think I can control it
But as time goes by
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This power's getting stronger
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Who am I?
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Will I be defined by this curse
I hold inside
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Could I be deprived of a life
that I deserve
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Just because life thru me a curve
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I'm just a girl, with a touch of ice
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I love you, Olaf!
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For you, it's easy
To be who you really are
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I wish you could give
The true kiss that wakes me up inside
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But nothing can control this
And as years go by
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It will only get stronger
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Who am I?
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(LAUGHING)
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Will I be defined by this curse
I hold inside
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Could I be deprived of a life
that I deserve
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Just because life thru me a curve
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I'm so much more,
than just a touch of ice
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What would I give
You hold your hand in mine
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And really live
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Who am I?
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Anna!
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Elsa, what have you done?

This is getting out of hand.
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Could I be deprived of a life
that I deserve
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Just because life thru me a curve
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I'm warm inside,
I'm warm inside
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With not much to hide, well...
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Just a touch of ice
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GONZO: (GRUNTING)

You're standing on my ear!
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Easy. Whoa, whoa, whoa! Easy, Rizzo!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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That's it. Steady.
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-I hate my life.

-I hate your life too.
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If I had a life, I'd hate it.
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I should just run off to sea

like my father did.
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He was my age when he sailed to

China as a cabin boy.
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He wound up a first mate.
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Run off to sea

and just leave everybody?
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Who's everybody?

I'm an orphan. I've got no family.
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-Hey, you got us!

-Yeah, we're family. Ah, got it.
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-Whoa! Oh!

-Oh!
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Ow!
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(BOTH GROANING)
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I mean, some family we are.
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Be serious, Rizzo.

We don't exactly look alike.
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Okay, all right.

So I'm a rat and you're human being
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-and Gonzo's a, uh...

-Uh, whatever.
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Yeah. I mean, we're still...

We're still family.
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Yeah. Yeah,

but I wish my life were more like
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one of Captain Bones' adventures.
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sailing the high seas

and searching for buried treasure.
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Yeah, discovering

lost islands and weird civilizations.
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Navigating with

my father's old compass.
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to wherever the wind may take us.
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Off to Zanzibar

to meet the Zanzibarbarians.
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Here they go again.
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To the southwest, pirate galleons!
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To the southeast, multi-armed

Zanzibanian shark women
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and their exploding wigs of death!
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BLUVERIDGE:

To the northwest, dirty dishes!
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How does she do that?
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-Might as well start. I'll wash.

-Yeah. I'll dry.
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GONZO: I'll break!

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(SINGING) I look around here
and I want to cry
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-Ah, me too!

-Yeah.
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I feel like the world is passing me by
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Hey, hey, hey!
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It is.
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And I just can't help but wonder
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Am I doomed to wash and dry
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and is it a curse I'm under
to do it 'til I die
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-Oh, I hope not!

-Yeah.
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When I could be an explorer
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Sure ya could.
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Sailing off to distant lands
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Not so fast.
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Instead of spending every afternoon
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Just getting dishpan hands
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My future looks like nowhere
that I want to be
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There's gotta be something better
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Something better
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There's got to be something
better than this for me
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Well, now you're talkin'!
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If it's weird and wild
let's go and finds it
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(LAUGHING)
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The crazier, the better is what I say
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Yeah, that's true. (CHUCKLES)

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To tell the truth I
really wouldn't mind it
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Mind what?
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If we found someplace
with 10 square meals a day
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(BOTH CHUCKLING)
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Let danger call my name
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If it does I'm gonna hide
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I'll put my courage to the test
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And I'll be by your side
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He'll be by your side
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There's gotta be
something better than this
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-Something more than this

-I know that there's so much out there
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-To see

-To see
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And I know this life I'm living
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Can't be my destiny
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There's gotta be something better
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Something better
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There's got to be something
better than this for me
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-And me!

-Wait a minute. What about me?
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There's something better
than this for you and
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Me
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Enough with this singin'!
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Rum! I need rum, lads!
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I got the horrors! Give me rum!
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-(SHOUTS)

-Rum 'til I float!
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All right! All right! Just one small one.
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BLUVERIDGE: Don't be giving him

any more rum!

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How does she bloody do that?
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-(CLANKING)

-Shh! Shh!
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(KNOCKING)
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(LAUGHING) Billy Bones!
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It's me, Blind Pew.
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I know you're here, Billy.
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Oh! Ah!
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Ya sniveling coward!
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It's some kind of a blind fiend.
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I believe they prefer

"visually challenged fiend."
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Ah! I heard that! There's someone here!
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Ooh! Uh, no.
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Over here!
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(GROWLS) Hmm, over here!
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(CHUCKLING)
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-(TRUMPETS)

-(LAUGHING)
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Billy Bones! Ah, I'd know

that scurvy mug of yours anywhere.
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-(TRUMPETING)

-Excuse me, sir, the bar is closed.
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-Oh-ho!

-(GRUNTS) Ah!
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Aha! A pretty little girl, is it?
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Yes. Take me to Billy Bones, my pet.
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JIM: (STAMMERING)

You've come to the wrong place.
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There's no Billy Bones here,

and I'm not a pretty little girl.
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Oh, I am visually challenged,

but I can see you're lying.
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Huh?
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(SHRIEKING)
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Good evening, Bill.
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I know it's you.
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Yes. You thought

you could get away with it, didn't you?
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Just take it all for yourself
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and leave your shipmates with nothing.
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(SIGHS) We're not pleased

with that, Bill. Not at all.
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We want you to have this!
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(LAUGHING)
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Oh! Ah! Oh-ho-ho!
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Whoa-ho-ho-ho! Whoa-ho-ho-ho!
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Oh! Oh! Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho!
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(CLEARING THROAT)
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(CAT SCREECHES)
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Watch where you're going,
you stupid cat!

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The black spot!
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(SCREAMS)
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But I don't understand.

What is the black spot?
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The black spot's

a pirate's death sentence!
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-Whoa!

-Fabulous.
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They'll be comin' to kill me tonight!
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-RIZZO: We'd better help.

-Yeah, let's get some stuff.
_________________________________

It's my old sea chest

them lubbers are after!
_________________________________

Underwear.
_________________________________

But I'll trick them! I'll shake out

another reef and daddle 'em again!
_________________________________

You wanna run that

by us again in English, Mr. Bones?
_________________________________

It's mine!

I'm goin' for that treasure myself!
_________________________________

And no one-legged son

of a bilge rat will...
_________________________________

(GAGGING)
_________________________________

Captain Bones!
_________________________________

He died? And this is supposed

to be a kids' movie!
_________________________________

-Oh.

-Oh.
_________________________________

Jimmy. Jim. Jimmy, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim.
_________________________________

You've always

been a decent sort to old Billy Bones.
_________________________________

But I'm not Jimmy, Jim, Jimmy,

Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim.
_________________________________

He's Jimmy, Jim, Jimmy, Jim,

Jim, Jim, Jim.
_________________________________

-Jim!

-Yes, Captain.
_________________________________

Jim, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim.
_________________________________

-Yes, Captain. What is it?

-Take the map!
_________________________________

-What map?

-The map to old Flint's treasure!
_________________________________

Don't ya understand

what I been tellin' ya?
_________________________________

I was Flinty's first mate!

We all were! Blind Pew and me!
_________________________________

Ah, me old shipmates

they'll gully me for sure!
_________________________________

And anybody else to get

their mitts on that map!
_________________________________

(STAMMERING)

And gullying hurts, right?
_________________________________

-Oh, aye! A lot!

-(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________

So quick! Go to my sea chest!

Get the map!
_________________________________

-Oh!

-Oh, yeah!
_________________________________

-(GRUNTING) Oh!

-Oh, there. There.
_________________________________

Oh, I think I've... Oh no.
_________________________________

-Hey, guys, look!

-Rizzo!
_________________________________

(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

-Oh, here! How about this?

-Let's see.
_________________________________

-(GRUNTS)

-Oh.
_________________________________

-(GRUNTING) Whoops.

-(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Here, what's this?
_________________________________

-Hey, Rizzo, look.

-(GASPS) Oh.
_________________________________

-It is a treasure map.

-We're gonna be rich.
_________________________________

We're gonna be dead.
_________________________________

-Beware, lads!

-(BOTH SCREAM)
_________________________________

Beware!
_________________________________

-What? The one-legged man?

-Aye! But also,
_________________________________

beware runnin' with scissors

or other pointy objects.
_________________________________

It's all good fun 'til somebody loses an...
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

Captain?
_________________________________

(GULPS)
_________________________________

We're standing in a room

with a dead guy!
_________________________________

-(BOTH SCREAMING)

-(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Jim! Ah!
_________________________________

(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
_________________________________

-(GLASS SHATTERS)

-(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
_________________________________

-(ALL GROWL)

-(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________

Oh, Billy Bones! Trick or treat!
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Don't try to hide, Billy!

You know what we want!
_________________________________

(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
_________________________________

-(GROWLS)

-(PIRATES SHOUTING)
_________________________________

Where are ya, Billy Bones?

Where are ya, Billy?
_________________________________

(SHOUTING CONTINUES)
_________________________________
JIM: (POUNDING ON DOOR)

Mrs. Bluveridge!
_________________________________

There's no use in hiding!
_________________________________

(GROWLS)
_________________________________
JIM: Please! Please!

_________________________________

Can't a woman get her beauty

sleep anymore?
_________________________________

-(GLASS SHATTERS)

-Ooh! Jim, what you doing?
_________________________________

Aha! Aha! Ah? Oh!
_________________________________

Voila!
_________________________________

(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

(CHIMES RINGING)
_________________________________

-Okay, okay. I found the gun. Okay.

-Oh, now we gotta load it.
_________________________________

-(GRUNTING) Oops.

-(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(SNEEZES)
_________________________________

Okay, where does

Mrs. Bluveridge keep the bullets?
_________________________________

-(ALL GROWLING)

-Billy's dead,
_________________________________

and he hasn't got the bloody map!
_________________________________

(SNARLS)
_________________________________

-Those little girls must have it.

-Yeah!
_________________________________

-Get them!

-ALL: Yeah!
_________________________________

-Gonzo! Gonzo!

-What? What?
_________________________________

I found the bullets.

See? Here they are. They...
_________________________________

-Oops.

-(ALL SNARL)
_________________________________

Open up in there! We wants the map,

and we'll skewer anybody
_________________________________

that gets in the way!
_________________________________

Quick, Jim! The back stairs!
_________________________________

(PIRATES SHOUTING)
_________________________________

Come on.
_________________________________

Run! Run!
_________________________________

-(GUNSHOTS)

-Ooh!
_________________________________

(ALL SNARLING, LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(GROWLS)
_________________________________

Get out of my inn,

you tattooed miseries!
_________________________________

(ALL SHOUTING, GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Can't a woman

get a night's sleep alone?
_________________________________

-You come here, you!

-(GIBBERING)
_________________________________

This gun is useless!
_________________________________

-You lost all the bullets!

-Well, you're losin' the powder.
_________________________________

-(BOTH SCREAM)

-The map!
_________________________________

Tell us where it is or die!
_________________________________

-(BOTH SCREAMING)

-BLACK DOG: Get them!
_________________________________

-(SCREAMING CONTINUES)

-Run! Run, run, run!
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

PIRATES: Hurry! Hurry!
_________________________________

(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
_________________________________

No! Outta the way! Get outta the way!
_________________________________

(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
_________________________________

Stop!
_________________________________

Oh, woof.
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

Ow!
_________________________________

-(EXPLOSION)

-GONZO: Ah! Geronimo!
_________________________________

-(GRUNTS)

-Guys!
_________________________________

-Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

-Wow! What an exit!
_________________________________

-Right through a brick wall!

-I am in such pain.
_________________________________

-Come on.

-(EXPLOSION)
_________________________________

-I think I smell something burning, no?

-(PIRATES SHOUTING)
_________________________________

What are we gonna do?

What are we gonna do?
_________________________________

-We can't go home, so...

-(SHOUTING CONTINUES)
_________________________________

-Ooh.

-Oh, no! Uh-uh!
_________________________________

No way! You're not takin' me on

some crazy treasure hunt!
_________________________________

-I am staying right here!

-Oh, good idea, Rizzo.
_________________________________

Then you can see what

half-burned, vicious pirates look like.
_________________________________

What are we waitin' for?
_________________________________

-Gimme that map. Let's go.

-(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Wait a minute.

What about Mrs. Bluveridge?
_________________________________

(BLUVERIDGE SNARLS)
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

-I'll be fine, boys! Run for it!

-(GROANS)
_________________________________

ALL: How does she do that?
_________________________________

-(SCREAMING)

-Who's gonna clean all this up?
_________________________________
ELSA:

Okay, okay, here we go.
_________________________________

So lonely.
_________________________________

Stiff.
_________________________________

(GASPS) I can't do that.
_________________________________

Come on, Elsa.

This is for Anna. You can do this.
_________________________________
KRISTOFF: Relax!

_________________________________

It looks great!
_________________________________

I just want it to be perfect.
_________________________________

Speaking of "perfect..."
_________________________________

Check this out.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Kristoff, are you sure I can

leave you in charge here?
_________________________________

Absolutely.
_________________________________

Because I don't want

anything to happen to this courtyard.
_________________________________

-What could happen?

-(SNIFFLES)
_________________________________

It's all set.
_________________________________

(GASPS) Olaf, what are you doing?
_________________________________

(MUFFLED) I'm not eating cake.
_________________________________

Olaf...
_________________________________

But it's an ice cream cake.
_________________________________

And it's for Anna.
_________________________________

And it's for Anna.
_________________________________

-(BELL CHIMES)

-(GASPS) Oh, it's time!
_________________________________

It's time!
_________________________________

For what?
_________________________________

Okay, (CHUCKLES)

you sure you got this?
_________________________________

I'm sure.
_________________________________

Don't let anyone in before we're ready.
_________________________________

-I won't.

-And don't touch anything.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)

I'm just gonna stand here.
_________________________________
OLAF:

I'm probably gonna walk around a little.
_________________________________

-And keep an eye on that cake!

-Ooh!
_________________________________

She thinks you're an idiot.
_________________________________

Well, clearly she's wrong.
_________________________________

Ooh! Ooh! Whoops. Whoa.
_________________________________

(OLAF CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

What? It's fine.
_________________________________

I can't read.
_________________________________

Or spell.
_________________________________
FAIRY ANNOUNCER:

Welcome one, welcome all
_________________________________

to the Four Seasons Festival!
_________________________________

Tonight, every talent
_________________________________

from every season will gather together
_________________________________

to celebrate all the realms

of Pixie Hollow.
_________________________________

Wow! Can you believe it?
_________________________________

Everyone in Pixie Hollow is here!
_________________________________

It's so great to have

the Winter Fairies join us.
_________________________________

I'll say it is.
_________________________________

(SIGHS)

It's enough to give you the vapors.
_________________________________

(TINKER BELL GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Tinker Bell, don't you Tinkers

ever stop tinkering?
_________________________________

Can't seem to get this latch to open!
_________________________________

(SIGHS) It had better not stick like that
_________________________________

-for our grand finale.

-(BUGLE BLOWING)
_________________________________

-(GASPS) Is it starting?

-No, that's just Clank.
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMING IN APPROVAL)
_________________________________

(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

-The thing is pretty loud, eh, Bobble?

-(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

Indeed, my bugling buddy.
_________________________________

Sure makes me thirsty, though.
_________________________________

(AUDIENCE GASPING)
_________________________________

BOTH: It's starting!
_________________________________

(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
_________________________________

(GASPS) Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!

Bobble...
_________________________________

Oh, no! Already?
_________________________________

Hold these!
_________________________________

But the show just started!
_________________________________

-CLANK: Ask them to wait!

-(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

-(ALL TALKING INDISTINCTLY)

-Hey, guys, I can't see!
_________________________________

Oh! It's Periwinkle!
_________________________________

-Beautiful.

-Oh, look at that.
_________________________________

Hi, Peri!
_________________________________

(GIGGLES)
_________________________________

That's my sister.
_________________________________

(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
_________________________________

All right!
_________________________________

-(ALL CHEERING)

-Oh, wow!
_________________________________

-Yeah!

-Yay!
_________________________________

Go, fairies!
_________________________________

Ro, did you do those?

That wasn't in rehearsal.
_________________________________
ROSETTA: Wasn't me.

_________________________________

I never work with poppies.

The pollen makes me sleepy.
_________________________________

Wait. Is that...
_________________________________

Zarina?
_________________________________

-Zarina?

-Hmm.
_________________________________

She's back?
_________________________________

What's with that wild hair?
_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________

Oh, look at those flowers!
_________________________________
BOBBLE: Ooh!

_________________________________

Spring must be next! (CHUCKLES)

That's my favorite.
_________________________________

Oh, I hope Clanky doesn't miss it.
_________________________________

-(BLOWING)

-Oh!
_________________________________

(ALL GASP)
_________________________________

-AUDIENCE: Wow! Oh!

-Huh?
_________________________________

(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
_________________________________

Oh, lovely! Oh!
_________________________________

-Guys, guys! We gotta hide!

-ALL: Oh!
_________________________________

Now, now, now!
_________________________________

They've really outdone

themselves this year.
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

(YAWNS) What a show.
_________________________________

(YAWNING)
_________________________________

(BLOWING)
_________________________________

(ALL SNORING)
_________________________________

(SCOFFS)
_________________________________

(GASPS) Whoo!
_________________________________

Excuse me. Sorry.

Yes, me again. Coming through.
_________________________________

No, no, don't get up.
_________________________________

Oh, sorry, I should have flown.

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Thank you, Bobble.

(EXHALES) What did I miss?
_________________________________

(SNORING)
_________________________________

(BUGLE BLOWING)
_________________________________

Wake up!
_________________________________

Wake up!
_________________________________

Please! Anyone?
_________________________________

-FAIRIES: Clank, help us! Down here!

-(GASPS)
_________________________________
TINKER BELL: Clank!

_________________________________

-In here! In the box!

-Oh! Oh, oh...
_________________________________

-Ms. Bell?

-TINKER BELL: Help, we're stuck.
_________________________________

Right. How does it open?
_________________________________
TINKER BELL: Push the button!

_________________________________

-(ALL SIGH IN RELIEF)

-Thank you so much.
_________________________________

You've got to see this.
_________________________________

(ALL GASP)
_________________________________

Oh, no.
_________________________________

(ALL SNORING)
_________________________________

-Are they...

-No. Goodness, no.
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________
ROSETTA: They're in a deep sleep.

_________________________________

For how long?
_________________________________
ROSETTA: At least a couple of days.

_________________________________

Why would Zarina do this?
_________________________________

Clank, did you see her?
_________________________________

No, no.
_________________________________

(GASPS) Yes, yes,

I saw her flying towards the dust depot.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

The blue pixie dust.
_________________________________

Ooh, this is bad.
_________________________________

Uh, yeah.
_________________________________

Without it, the tree

can't make pixie dust.
_________________________________

(STAMMERING)

And if the tree can't make pixie dust...
_________________________________

We can't fly.
_________________________________

Oh! Can't... Can't fly...
_________________________________

-Deep breaths.

-Can't fly...
_________________________________

-Okay. Okay.

-That's it. Deep breaths.
_________________________________

(INHALING DEEPLY)
_________________________________

What could she want it for?
_________________________________

I don't know. But we have to find her.
_________________________________

Clank, stay here

and watch over everyone.
_________________________________

I'm on it.
_________________________________

Especially the Winter Fairies.
_________________________________

Make sure they get

a steady stream of snow.
_________________________________

Right!
_________________________________

(EXHALES)
_________________________________

Right.
_________________________________

The blue dust has a strong glow.

If we can just spot it...
_________________________________

(GASPS) There!
_________________________________

Whoa, she's moving fast!
_________________________________

-(SCREECHES)

-(FAIRIES GASP)
_________________________________
FAWN: Oh, sorry!

_________________________________

Where is all this fog coming from?
_________________________________

It's mist. We must be

getting near the coast.
_________________________________
TINKER BELL:

(GASPS) We're losing her!
_________________________________

Over there!
_________________________________

(ALL GASP)
_________________________________

-ROSETTA: Oh, my!

-(PIRATES LAUGHING)
_________________________________
TINKER BELL: Oh, no.

_________________________________

(STAMMERING) It's...
_________________________________

Pirates.
_________________________________

Great, now there's pirates.
_________________________________

Maybe they're nice pirates.
_________________________________

Right.
_________________________________

They must have captured her,

forced her to take the dust.
_________________________________

Well, we have to rescue her.
_________________________________

(STAMMERING) But they're...
_________________________________

Deep breaths. Deep (INHALES) breaths.
_________________________________

-Okay.

-Hmm.
_________________________________

(EXHALES SHARPLY)
_________________________________

(PIRATES LAUGHING)
_________________________________

-JAMES: Magnificent!

-Quite right.
_________________________________

-A fine haul.

-(PIRATES LAUGHING)
_________________________________
PORT: We got their blue dust!

_________________________________
STARBOARD:

Well, it's not theirs anymore.
_________________________________
PORT: It is theirs no longer.

_________________________________
STARBOARD:

I just said that, you daft potato muncher.
_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-PORT: Potato...
_________________________________

They're holding her

in the bottom of the boat.
_________________________________
STARBOARD: You've got a right

wee brain, you know that?
_________________________________
PORT: Still smart enough

_________________________________

-to know we got their dust!

-(SHUDDERS)
_________________________________

Let me just say that your plan

worked perfectly, Captain.
_________________________________

(ALL LAUGHING)
_________________________________

-"Captain"?

-(ALL GASP)
_________________________________

Here's to perfect plans.
_________________________________

Aye! Perfect!
_________________________________

Guess she doesn't need rescuing.
_________________________________

But now the hair makes sense.
_________________________________

What do we do now?
_________________________________

Let's just get the dust

and get out of here.
_________________________________

A little bit of pillage,

a little bit of plunder.
_________________________________

BOTH: Oh!
_________________________________

(YELPING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Fairies!
_________________________________

-Ahh!

-(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Get her! Get her!
_________________________________

PIRATES: Whoa!
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Got it.
_________________________________

-Here!

-PORT: She's getting away!
_________________________________
JAMES: They took the blue dust!

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Captain!
_________________________________

Give me back that dust!
_________________________________

Zarina, why are you doing this?
_________________________________

-(GRUNTING)

-ROSETTA: Fawn!
_________________________________

If you give it to me, I'll give you quarter.
_________________________________

Quarter? I think we need all of it.
_________________________________

"Quarter" means mercy!
_________________________________

-(GRUNTS)

-Ooh.
_________________________________

This dust belongs to Pixie Hollow.
_________________________________

You had your chance.
_________________________________

(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(ALL GROAN)
_________________________________

Two for a penny, sir?
_________________________________

-I don't want a baked potato.

-Lovely, hot baked potatoes!
_________________________________

-Basted with butter!

-(YAWNS)
_________________________________

-Oh, let's see.

-Oh, what a night.
_________________________________

There it is!
_________________________________

BOTH: Huh? Oh!
_________________________________

"Trelawney and Son,

Master Ship Builders."
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

Whoa, whoa! Reality check here, guys!
_________________________________

Do we actually believe some

bozo's gonna give us a ship
_________________________________

just because we show him

Captain Bones' map?
_________________________________

-It's worth a try, Rizzo.

-(DOOR OPENS)
_________________________________

I don't know.
_________________________________

May I help you?
_________________________________

Yes. Thank you. We wish to speak

with Squire Trelawney, the ship builder.
_________________________________

-We need a ship.

-Ah, I'm sorry.
_________________________________

The Squire's in Long Neddry

for the grouse season.
_________________________________

He will return on the feast of St Lulu.
_________________________________

-Thank you.

-That's that.
_________________________________

Of course, his rich,
_________________________________

half-wit son, young

Squire Trelawney's here.
_________________________________

-(CHUCKLING)

-We'll see him, then.
_________________________________

(RIZZO AND GONZO CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

Well, gentlemen,
_________________________________

this is definitely

a genuine, bona fide treasure map.
_________________________________

-Oh!

-Really!
_________________________________

Oh, yes. Mr. Bimbo told me so.
_________________________________

Oh, Mr. Bimbo lives in my finger.
_________________________________

He's very smart. He's been to the moon.
_________________________________

Thank you. Twice.
_________________________________

-I smell a bozo.

-Mmm-hmm.
_________________________________

-(EXPLOSION)

-(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

-(SQUEAKING)

-Ooh! (CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

(COUGHING) Well done, Beakie!
_________________________________

-(SQUEAKING)

-(BLOWING)
_________________________________

Now we know that is definitely

too much gunpowder.
_________________________________

-(SQUEAKING)

-(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

Beaker, stop fooling around.
_________________________________

We've got company.
_________________________________

(MOANS)
_________________________________

Oh, hello, chappies, Everyone, this is

Dr Livesey and his assistant, Beaker.
_________________________________

They do research

and development for Papa.
_________________________________

Hello.
_________________________________

Actually. Squire, we were

hoping to meet your father.
_________________________________

-We need a ship for an ocean voyage.

-Ocean? Ocean.
_________________________________

-Ocean?

-You know, the ocean?
_________________________________

Uh, the big, blue, wet thing?
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

(STAMMERING)

The big, blue, wet thing! Yes!
_________________________________

Say, I know what's happening here.
_________________________________

You chaps are planning

to sail to this island, aren't you?
_________________________________

-To dig up this treasure.

-Yes, but we must be quiet about it.
_________________________________

-There are pirates looking for this map.

-And they wanna kill us for it.
_________________________________

Isn't that exciting?
_________________________________

Pirates, eh? Well, that settles it.
_________________________________

We'll use one of my daddy's boats,
_________________________________

and I will personally finance the

voyage for the treasure myself.
_________________________________

You'll do that? Really?
_________________________________

Certainly. What are rich,

half-wit sons for?
_________________________________

Well, here's the dock.

Jim, where's our boat?
_________________________________

We're on a dock?

No wonder I'm seasick.
_________________________________

-Ahoy!

-Ah, morning, Squire.
_________________________________

Welcome. Welcome. Ah, there she is.
_________________________________

The Hispanola.
_________________________________

(ALL GASP IN AWE)
_________________________________
RIZZO: Wow! Whoo-hoo!

_________________________________

Come on, let's go!
_________________________________
GONZO: Yeah, let's go.

_________________________________

-"Take a cruise," you said.

-Huh?
_________________________________

-"See the world," you said.

-Huh?
_________________________________

Now here we are

stuck on the front of this stupid ship.
_________________________________

Well, could be worse.

We could be stuck in the audience.
_________________________________

(BOTH LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Well, Mr. Bimbo,
_________________________________

the ship is provisioned,

the crew in place,
_________________________________

and the Captain should be

on board within the hour.
_________________________________

You have been a busy little man.
_________________________________

Ugh.
_________________________________

-Look, there goes Jim.

-Oh, yeah, yeah.
_________________________________

(GRUNTING) Ooh! Ooh, look!
_________________________________

It's the boat-steering thing.
_________________________________

-This is called the helm.

-Ah.
_________________________________

Hey, how does it feel,
Captain Hawkins?

_________________________________

Feels like we're really doing it.
_________________________________

It feels like we're finally

having an adventure!
_________________________________

Yeah. I'm starvin'. Where's the kitchen?
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
LONG JOHN: (SINGING)

Heigh ho and up she rises
_________________________________

Something smells good.
_________________________________

Heigh ho and up she rises

_________________________________
Cool!
_________________________________

Heigh ho and up she rises
_________________________________

early in the morning
_________________________________

Put him in the longboat till he's sober

_________________________________

Put him in the longboat till he's sober

_________________________________

Put him in the longboat till he's sober

_________________________________
-early in the morning

-(CLEARING THROAT)
_________________________________

-What have we here? Stowaways!

-(ALL GASP)
_________________________________

I'm afraid we shish-kebab

and barbecue stowaways on this ship!
_________________________________

-(WHIMPERING)

-(SNARLS)
_________________________________

-(LAUGHING)

-(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Wait, I know.

You must be the cabin boys.
_________________________________

-Yeah.

-Hungry, lads?
_________________________________

Ha! Well, in my galley, you're always

welcome to help yourselves!
_________________________________

Yes! Thank you!
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Yahoo!
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Oh, yes!
_________________________________

(GOBBLING)
_________________________________

Well, he's got a healthy appetite.

How about you, funny-face?
_________________________________

-Huh?

-Here.
_________________________________

Hey. Thank you.
_________________________________

My name is Gonzo

and the guy in the chicken is Rizzo.
_________________________________

-(GOBBLING CONTINUES)

-Yo!
_________________________________

-And you must be Master Hawkins.

-Yes, sir.
_________________________________

Oh, you needn't callin'

a lowly ship's cook "sir."
_________________________________

Long John Silver

at your humble service.
_________________________________

Well, we're just cabin boys, Mr. Silver.
_________________________________

Long John to his friends.
_________________________________

And believe me, lad,
_________________________________

a friend you can trust

is worth his weight in gold.
_________________________________

There's many a dark-hearted

scoundrel in these ports.
_________________________________

Well, what do you mean? Pirates?
_________________________________

-Shh!

-Pirates? Oh-ho-ho! That's rich!
_________________________________

Pirates? What an imagination!

Give me a cracker.
_________________________________

Allow me to introduce

my pet lobster Polly.
_________________________________

Pieces of eight! Pieces of eight!
_________________________________

(SQUAWKS, WHISTLES)
_________________________________

Raised him from a fingerling, I did.
_________________________________

As fine a crustacean

as as a man could ask.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

But I thought sailors

had talking parrots as pets.
_________________________________

Talking parrots?
_________________________________

Heh! What an imagination.

First pirates, now talking parrots?
_________________________________

What's next, a singing, dancing

mouse with his own amusement park?
_________________________________

Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________

That's enough now, Polly. Go on! Shoo!
_________________________________

(CRASHING, POLLY SQUAWKS)
_________________________________

Right, me hearties, I'll gonna give you

a cook's tour of this fine ship.
_________________________________

(GROANS) If you're gonna be the cook

on this ship, Mr. Silver,
_________________________________

I am definitely gonna need

bigger pants.
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________

What's the matter, lads?
_________________________________

Oh, that?
_________________________________

Lost that timber fighting brigands off

Madagascar under Admiral Hawke.
_________________________________

There's many a man who lost a leg

and worse in the service of the king.
_________________________________

Why, look what a cannibal took off me
_________________________________

in exchange for me own life.
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(BOTH LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Oh, you're a fine pair of lads.

That you are!
_________________________________

Bright as buttons, the lot of ye.
_________________________________

-(BELL RINGING)

-MR. ARROW: All hands on deck!
_________________________________

Come on, then, lads!
_________________________________

Chop, chop. Look lively now.

The Captain will be here soon.
_________________________________

(CREW CHATTERING, SHOUTING)
_________________________________

Chop, chop!
_________________________________

-Ooh.

-Who's that?
_________________________________
SQUIRE: Oh, that is Mr. Arrow,

the first mate, a capital fellow.
_________________________________

-(TRUMPET FANFARE PLAYS)

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

The Captain approaches.
_________________________________

-(HONKING)

-(NEIGHS)
_________________________________

Move aside! May way!

Make ready for the Captain!
_________________________________

Lollygaggers will suffer his wrath!
_________________________________

Wrath? Is this captain bad-tempered?
_________________________________

Is he bad-tempered?

The man is a raging volcano,
_________________________________

tormented by inner demons the like

of which mere mortals cannot fathom.
_________________________________

He's got demons? Cool!
_________________________________

(CLUCKING)
_________________________________

(WHINNIES)
_________________________________

(TOWNSPEOPLE SHOUTING)
_________________________________

(SCREAMS) Maniac!
_________________________________

-(PEOPLE SHOUTING, SCREAMING)

-(HONKING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

ALL: Ooh.
_________________________________

Hi-ho, everyone.
_________________________________

-What... That...

-That's the raging volcano?
_________________________________

-JIM: He's a frog!

-Maybe he gets hopping mad.
_________________________________

Hopping mad!
_________________________________

-(LAUGHING)

-(LAUGHING, SIGHS)
_________________________________

(WHISTLE BLOWING)
_________________________________

Piping aboard

Captain Abraham Smollett.
_________________________________

Good day, Mr. Arrow.
_________________________________

Hmm.
_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________

Ah, I knew it. He's furious.
_________________________________

-Ah, you there!

-Me?
_________________________________

You were in charge of railing dust.
_________________________________

Thirty lashes,

and then you walk the plank.
_________________________________

I didn't say that, Mr. Arrow.
_________________________________

I was anticipating your whim, sir.

Humph.
_________________________________

Oh. You must be the cabin boys.
_________________________________

-Uh, yes, sir!

-Which one of you is Hawkins?
_________________________________

I am, sir.
_________________________________

I knew your father, Jim.

He was a good man.
_________________________________

Thank you, sir.
_________________________________

Well, this is shapin' up
_________________________________

-to be a fine voyage, lads.

-Mmm.
_________________________________

Oh, yes indeed.
_________________________________

(NERVOUS CHUCKLE)
_________________________________

Uh, one leg, Jim. Count 'em. One.
_________________________________

Remember what Billy Bones said?
_________________________________

Oh, Gonzo, he seems all right.
_________________________________

I mean, Long John's only a cook.

How dangerous could he be?
_________________________________

Well, I don't know, but I...
_________________________________

Wait a minute. Where's Rizzo?
_________________________________

Enjoy your cruise, sir. Next!
_________________________________

All right, folks, have your checks

made out to "rat tours limited."
_________________________________

Remember, we put the rat in "pirate."
_________________________________

-(TOURISTS CHATTERING)

-Ooh.
_________________________________

Why, thank you, Mr. Plagueman. Next!
_________________________________

-Rizzo, what are you doing?

-What? Oh, this.
_________________________________

Well, I figure if the treasure map's a dud,
_________________________________

the trip won't be a total

loss financially speaking.
_________________________________

Ah, the wind seems to be freshening.
_________________________________

The tide is with us.

Mr. Arrow, this voyage has begun.
_________________________________

This voyage has begun!

Raise the gangplank!
_________________________________

-Rights, lads!

-Let go forward line!
_________________________________

Let go aft line. Hard to starboard.
_________________________________

Any man caught dawdling

will be shot on sight.
_________________________________

-I didn't say that.

-I was just paraphrasing.
_________________________________

-Uh, Mr. Arrow, just set the sails.

-Set the sails!
_________________________________

TOURIST: Hey, where's my camera?
_________________________________

-I'll miss you!

-We'll send postcards!
_________________________________

-Goodbye!

-Goodbye!
_________________________________

-SILVERMIST: Wake up.

-(GROANS)
_________________________________

-Tink, wake up.

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

What happened?
_________________________________

The last thing I remember

was Zarina throwing that dust at us.
_________________________________

Your dress.
_________________________________

I know. Um...
_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-(FAWN GROANING)
_________________________________

Is everyone all right?
_________________________________

I guess so.
_________________________________

(GASPS) I'm not. Look at my outfit!
_________________________________

Orange is not my color.
_________________________________

-She's right.

-(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

Listen, we have to get out of here

and go after Zarina.
_________________________________

Silvermist, can you part the...
_________________________________

(ALL YELPING)
_________________________________

Shut it off! Shut it off!
_________________________________

I didn't do anything. I just...
_________________________________

ALL: (YELPING) Tink!
_________________________________

Tink, could you stop

not doing anything?
_________________________________

It's okay, I got this.
_________________________________

Whoa! (GROANS)
_________________________________
TINKER BELL:

Silvermist, are you okay?
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

That's weird. Here, let me help you.
_________________________________

(ALL GASPING)
_________________________________

It's so bright!
_________________________________

-Bright!

-IRIDESSA: Fawn, I can't see!
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

-What did you do?

-IRIDESSA: I don't know.
_________________________________

Ew, ew, ew, ew.
_________________________________

Get them off. Get them off! Get them off!
_________________________________

Get them off!
_________________________________
TINKER BELL: Wait a minute.

_________________________________

Do you realize what this means?
_________________________________

Oh, my gosh!

Zarina switched our heads!
_________________________________
TINKER BELL: No. No, no, no.

_________________________________

She switched our talents.
_________________________________

-Excuse me?

-What?
_________________________________

I must be a Water Fairy now.
_________________________________

Oh, so, that's why your dress is blue.
_________________________________

And I guess you're a Fast-Flying Fairy.
_________________________________

I'm a... I'm a Light Fairy.
_________________________________

Ow.
_________________________________
IRIDESSA: Garden Fairy!
ROSETTA: Oh.

_________________________________

(SIGHS)

Looks like I'm an Animal Fairy now. Huh.
_________________________________

Lucky me.
_________________________________

No, no, no, it can't be.
_________________________________

-(LAUGHS) You're a...

-Don't say it.
_________________________________

Tinker Bell, take these things

back right now!
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING) Okay.
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

-Tinker.

-(GROWLS)
_________________________________

Guys, come on,

we gotta get out of here.
_________________________________

Well, you're the Water Fairy.

Part the waters.
_________________________________

Um, use both hands this time.
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Well, you don't see that every day.
_________________________________

You guys better hurry! I can't hold it!
_________________________________

(GRUNTS) Sil!
_________________________________

(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Oops!
_________________________________

(ALL GROANING)
_________________________________

-(COUGHING)

-SILVERMIST: Guys, are you...
_________________________________

-(GRUNTS)

-(IRIDESSA WHIMPERING)
_________________________________

...okay?
_________________________________

Yeah.
_________________________________

Guys, I think I broke something.
_________________________________

(YELPS)
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

Uh...
_________________________________

Nice, little, harmless,
_________________________________

sharp-toothed, hungry croco...
_________________________________

(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________

...dile.
_________________________________

Fawn!
_________________________________

It's okay. When babies are born,
_________________________________

they imprint on the first thing they see.
_________________________________

Uh, guys, sorry to interrupt

whatever that is,
_________________________________

but the pirate ship is gone.
_________________________________

-What?

-Oh, no.
_________________________________
VIDIA: Sil, Fast Flyer, check it out.

_________________________________

Oh, yeah.
_________________________________

(STAMMERING)
_________________________________

Where is she?
_________________________________

(SILVERMIST SCREAMING)
_________________________________

You guys, I saw it, up the coast!

Let's go!
_________________________________

(SILVERMIST STAMMERING)
_________________________________

Oh, right, you can't fly.
_________________________________

-Wet wings.

-(CLICKS TONGUE)
_________________________________

Still, there's got to be a way to... Ah!
_________________________________

Excuse me, Ro.
_________________________________

Hmm. Structurally sound enough.
_________________________________

Strength-to-weight ratio seems good.
_________________________________

If I had some rope...
_________________________________

(GASPS) Oh!
_________________________________

You're thinking like a Tinker.
_________________________________

(GROWLING)
_________________________________

Okay, fine.
_________________________________

Get me some vines.
_________________________________

Not a problem.
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________
IRIDESSA: Will these do?

_________________________________

Okay, ready?
_________________________________

Wait for me!
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Sorry. Gotta...
_________________________________

Can I please have that?
_________________________________

-Oh! (GRUNTS)

-VIDIA: Go!
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(ALL GRUNTING)
_________________________________

There's the pirate ship!
_________________________________

You can slow down now!
_________________________________

Easy for you to say. (SCREAMS)
_________________________________

-Hold on!

-(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(ALL GROANING)
_________________________________
ROSETTA:

Well, at least our wings are dry.
_________________________________
(SINGING) When the course is laid
and the anchor weighed

_________________________________

A sailor's blood begins racing
_________________________________

With our hearts unbound
and our flag unfurled
_________________________________

We're underway and off
to see the world
_________________________________

Underway and off to see the world
_________________________________

Heave ho, we'll go
_________________________________

Anywhere the wind is blowing
_________________________________

Manly men are we
_________________________________

Sailing for adventure
on the deep blue sea
_________________________________

Safely now, Mr. Silver. Let's not get

sloppy just because we're singing.
_________________________________

(LAUGHING) Aye, aye, sir!
_________________________________

Danger walks our deck
we say what the heck
_________________________________

We laugh at the perils we're facing
_________________________________

Every storm we ride is its own reward
_________________________________

And people die by fallin' overboard
_________________________________
(WAVE CRASHES)
_________________________________

People die by falling overboard
_________________________________

Heigh ho, we'll go
_________________________________

Anywhere the wind is blowing
_________________________________

Hoist the sails and sing...
_________________________________

Sailing for adventure
on the big blue wet thing
_________________________________

I love to see 'em cry
when they walk the plank
_________________________________

I prefer to cut a throat...
_________________________________

I hang 'em high
and watch their little feet
_________________________________

try to walk in the air
while their faces turn blue
_________________________________

Just kidding. (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

It's a good life on a boat
_________________________________

There are distant lands
with burning sands
_________________________________

that call across the oceans
_________________________________

There are bingo games
every fun-filled day
_________________________________

And margaritas at the midnight buffet
_________________________________

Margaritas at the midnight buffet
_________________________________

Heigh ho, we'll go
_________________________________

Anywhere the wind is blowing
_________________________________

Should have took a train
_________________________________

Sailing for adventure
on the bounding main
_________________________________

The salty breezes whisper
_________________________________

who knows what lies ahead
_________________________________

I just know I was born to lead
_________________________________

the life my father led
_________________________________

The stars will be our compass
_________________________________

wherever we may roam
_________________________________

And our mates will always be
_________________________________

just like a family
_________________________________

And though we may put into port
_________________________________

the sea is always home
_________________________________

All right, Mr. Bimbo, I didn't know you

had such a good singing voice.
_________________________________

You're welcome.
_________________________________

We'll chase our dreams
standing on our own
_________________________________

Over the horizon to the great unknown
_________________________________

Heigh ho, we'll go
_________________________________

Anywhere the wind is blowing
_________________________________

Bold and brave and free
_________________________________

Sailing for adventure
_________________________________

It's so nauseating!
_________________________________

Sailing for adventure
_________________________________

So exhilarating!
_________________________________

Sailing for adventure
_________________________________

We're all celebrating!
_________________________________

On the deep blue sea

_________________________________
-Hoo-hoo-ho!

-Ahoy!
_________________________________

(WHISTLE BLOWING)
_________________________________

Roll call!
_________________________________

Long John Silver?
_________________________________

-Aye, aye, sir!

-Short-Stack Stevens?
_________________________________

-Aye!

-One-eyed Jack?
_________________________________

-Aye.

-Black-Eyed Pea.
_________________________________

-Yeah.

-Wall-Eyed Pike.
_________________________________

Aye.
_________________________________

-Polly Lobster.

-(SQUAWKS, WHISTLES)
_________________________________

-Mad Monty.

-Aye.
_________________________________

-Sweetums.

-Aye.
_________________________________

(GULPS)
_________________________________

-Old Tom.

-Aye-aye.
_________________________________

-Real old Tom.

-Aye.
_________________________________

-Dead Tom?

-Aye, aye.
_________________________________

-(SHIVERING)

-Cool.
_________________________________

-Clueless Morgan.

-Huh?
_________________________________

Headless Bill.
_________________________________

Headless Bill.
_________________________________

Big-fat-ugly-bug-face-baby-eating

O'Brien?
_________________________________

-(DEEP VOICE) Aye.

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

(CLEARING THROAT)
_________________________________

Angel Marie.
_________________________________

Aye, aye.
_________________________________

Hmm. Hmm.
_________________________________

Hmm. Ah. Uh, uh.
_________________________________

Gentlemen, may I see you in my cabin?
_________________________________

-(GASPS) Mmm-hmm. Oh.

-Immediately?
_________________________________

Who hired this crew?

This is undoubtedly the seediest bunch
_________________________________

of cutthroats, villains and

scoundrels I have ever seen!
_________________________________

So who hired 'em? (PANTING)

_________________________________

Your finger hired the crew?
_________________________________

No, that's silly. The man who lives in

my finger hired the crew. Mr. Bimbo.
_________________________________

What? Ah!
_________________________________

Yeah, he relied heavily on the advice

of our excellent cook Long John Silver.
_________________________________

(WHIMPERS) A cook?
_________________________________

And a guy who lives in a bear's finger?
_________________________________

Exactly!
_________________________________

(BOTH GROAN)
_________________________________

Hmm. I'm starting to worry

about this voyage.
_________________________________

Mmm-hmm.
_________________________________

Uh, Jim? I know Billy Bones gave you
_________________________________

the treasure map, but I hope you'll

give me the map for safekeeping.
_________________________________

I'll be careful with it, sir.
_________________________________

(KNOCK AT DOOR)
_________________________________

Beggin' your pardon, gentlemen,
_________________________________

but I've come with a bit of a treat for you.
_________________________________

'Tis my very own best brandy,
_________________________________

laid down by the brothers

of Buckfast Abbey,
_________________________________

vintage 1737,
_________________________________

to toast to a prosperous voyage.
_________________________________

-Oh, spiffy!

-I'm sorry, Mr. Silver, but I'm not
_________________________________

going to allow drinking on this voyage.
_________________________________

-Oh, well, rules are rules.

-Oh, but, sir,
_________________________________

'tis a tradition for the officers to

toast to the success of a voyage.
_________________________________

Ah, very true.
_________________________________

No. We must set an

example for this questionable crew.
_________________________________

There will be no consumption

of alcohol of any kind.
_________________________________

Oh.
_________________________________

Oh, sir, but I can vouch

for this crew myself.
_________________________________

You could sail to heaven
_________________________________

-and back with these men.

-Ah.
_________________________________

Well, I'm afraid I must disagree with you.
_________________________________

-Oh.

-(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

You wanna knock it off with the booze?
_________________________________

It's peelin' paint off

of the shuffleboard court.
_________________________________

-Sorry.

-Come on, girls.
_________________________________

You told him.
_________________________________

And that's that.

This conversation is finished.
_________________________________

I understand, sir.
_________________________________

I shall tend to my duty and see to it
_________________________________

that every drop of alcohol

is thrown overboard.
_________________________________

Come on, Jim. Don't bother Captain.
_________________________________

Uh, you can go if you want to, Jim.
_________________________________

-Come on.

-Yeah.
_________________________________

(GASPS) Oh, well.
_________________________________

I guess the human beings

wanna hang out together.
_________________________________

don't wanna spend time

with a rat and a...
_________________________________

-Uh, uh, whatever. Huh.

-Yeah. Huh.
_________________________________

(PLAYING MUSIC)
_________________________________

-Say cheese!

-Cheese!
_________________________________

Oh, that's great. Heh.
_________________________________

Cute couple.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Stop it!
_________________________________

I never felt like this before.
_________________________________

-RAT: Denise, what I'm trying to say...

-Yes?
_________________________________

-What I'm trying to say is...

-Yes?
_________________________________

-What I mean to say is, I...

-Yes?
_________________________________

(KISSING)
_________________________________

I'm sorry your present didn't work out.
_________________________________

Oh, Jim, Smollett sails

by rules and laws.
_________________________________

That's what bein' a captain's all about.
_________________________________

(INHALES) Me, I sails by the stars.
_________________________________

Stars?
_________________________________

North, Jim.
_________________________________

Find me north out there

among them stars.
_________________________________

Well, that's easy.
_________________________________

Ah, yeah, but what if

you don't have a compass?
_________________________________

-(LAUGHING)

-Long John, please don't drop it.
_________________________________

It was my father's.
_________________________________

It's all I have of this. Please. Please.
_________________________________

I'm sorry, lad. I were only foolin'.
_________________________________

How old were you when he died, then?
_________________________________

Seven.
_________________________________

I were eight when my father died at sea.
_________________________________

-First mate, he was.

-My father was a first mate too.
_________________________________

Was he now?
_________________________________

By the powers. What a coincidence.
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Now, Jim,
_________________________________

that be Polaris, the North Star.
_________________________________

Even in the China Sea, that's north.
_________________________________

-North. Polaris.

-Uh-huh.
_________________________________

-So we must be heading southwest.

-Smart as paint you are, lad.
_________________________________

Smart as paint.
_________________________________

Now, that gets old Long John

to wonderin'.
_________________________________

Why would we be sailin' southwest?
_________________________________

The scuttlebutt among the crew

is that, uh,
_________________________________

we're sailin' for buried treasure.
_________________________________

and, uh, someone on board
_________________________________

has a map.
_________________________________

'Course, none of my concern, Jim.
_________________________________

I'm just a ship's cook.
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Such matters are best suited

to Captain Smollett.
_________________________________

He runs the ship, not I.
_________________________________

Come on, Long John.

You could captain this ship.
_________________________________

That I could, lad.
_________________________________

Maybe someday I will.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

-Moonlight swim?

-Okay.
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(MUSIC STOPS)
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
BENJAMINA: Oh, Smolly,

_________________________________

my love for you

is deeper than the deep, blue sea.
_________________________________

Hmm.
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

(LONG JOHN LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Get on with you! Go on!
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
GONZO: Hi, Jim!

_________________________________

-Yo, Jimbo! Mornin', Long...

-Hi, Long John. Good morning.
_________________________________

Eh.
_________________________________

Well, at least one of

us is having a good time.
_________________________________

Ah, Rizzo, it's not so bad.

Angel Marie said that later on,
_________________________________

he'd throw a line out the back and let

me drag along the bottom.
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

I don't know about this crew.
_________________________________

I feel like they're always watchin'

us, just waitin' to pounce.
_________________________________

Ah, that's just a figment

of your imagination.
_________________________________

-(LAUGHING)

-(BOTH SCREAMING)
_________________________________

This is a figment of my imagination?
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

Now, tell us where the map is,
_________________________________

or we'll tear you limb from limb!
_________________________________

-(WHIMPERS)

-Never. My friend and I will never tell.
_________________________________

Hey, hey, there could be

extenuatin' circumstances!
_________________________________

(STAMMERING) I mean,

you know, uh... If, uh...
_________________________________

Maybe they'll ask real nice.

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

-In your dreams!

-Do it, Monty! Do it!
_________________________________

Yeah, do it to me!
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

-(GRUNTING)

-Whoa! Oh! Oh!
_________________________________

Yes! Ah! More!
_________________________________

-Oh, no, I can't look.

-Look at this!
_________________________________

I'm taller! This is so cool!
_________________________________

I may even have a future with the NBA.
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

This won't work!

He likes it! Let's torture the rat!
_________________________________

-Huh? No! No, no, no, no!

-(LAUGHING) Yeah!
_________________________________

-No, no, no, no, no!

-Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yes.
_________________________________

-No! No! Oh, no!

-(LAUGHING) Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
_________________________________

Oh, please, no! I hate basketball!
_________________________________

(SIGHS) I got a lovely recipe

for blackened rat.
_________________________________

No!
_________________________________

-(PIRATES LAUGHING)

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

Oh.
_________________________________

I say! This does not look safe!
_________________________________

(SIZZLING)
_________________________________

(YELLS) Whoo! Whoo!
_________________________________

What? What? What? What?
_________________________________

Oh, I... I burned my hand. Oh.
_________________________________

-(BLOWING) Oh, kiss it or something!

-Hmm.
_________________________________
GONZO: (LAUGHING) Oh!

_________________________________

(LAUGHS) Oh!
_________________________________

Poodly, poodly, poodly,

poodly, poodly.
_________________________________

Mr. Arrow, lock those three up

for the remainder of the voyage.
_________________________________

-Yes, sir!

-(CRYING)
_________________________________

You can't hold us!
_________________________________

-To the brig! Move along!

-Will you stop crying? Will you shut up!
_________________________________
MR. ARROW: Move along.
GONZO: Oh, good. That's good. Yeah.

_________________________________

Whoo!
_________________________________

Master Hawkins, may I see

you in my cabin, please?
_________________________________

Yes, sir.
_________________________________

-Ready, Mr. Gonzo?

-Ready!
_________________________________

-Tie off the rope, Beaker!

-(SQUEAKS)
_________________________________

We call this the window shade cure.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

All right. Snip, snip, snip.
_________________________________

Yeow! Whoa, whoa, whoa,

whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
_________________________________

Oh, great! Wow! Ha! Ah!
_________________________________

-Whoa!

-(SQUEAKS)
_________________________________

Hoo-hoo!
_________________________________

That was so cool!
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

-Hmm?

-(MUFFLED SQUEAKING)
_________________________________

Oh, sure.
_________________________________

-(SQUEAKS)

-(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

-Who's the lady pig, sir?

-Never mind that, Jim. Listen.
_________________________________

I'm hoping you're willing to

give me the map now.
_________________________________

considering what's just happened.
_________________________________

-I'd rather not, sir.

-(SIGHS)
_________________________________

I'd hoped it wouldn't

come to this, Jim, but,
_________________________________

as captain, I order you

to give me the map.
_________________________________

-Mr. Arrow?

-Aye, aye, Captain.
_________________________________

-Lock up this treasure map.

-Hmm.
_________________________________

It will be safe in here, sir.
_________________________________

Yeah.
_________________________________
YANG: (LAUGHS)

Twenty-one gun salute to the captain!
_________________________________
OPPENHEIMER: Right, 21.

_________________________________

(PIRATES LAUGHING)
_________________________________
BONITO: Nice boom!
PORT: Oh, yes! Nice!

_________________________________

ALL: Ohh!
_________________________________

(PIRATES LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Music to my ear!
_________________________________
BONITO: That's right!

_________________________________
STARBOARD: Encore!

_________________________________
PORT: Beautiful!

_________________________________

Yes, yes, yes!
_________________________________

(EXPLOSION)
_________________________________

Cease fire!
_________________________________

What? Cease fire?

(STAMMERING) What for?
_________________________________

That was only seven.
_________________________________

I say 21.
_________________________________

(BLOWS)
_________________________________

Right! (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Twenty-one, obviously,

on the metric system, which is fine.
_________________________________

Come on,

we've got to find that dust.
_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT)

lf l may, good sirs, I believe
_________________________________

the proper acknowledgement

would be a toast.
_________________________________

(LAUGHS) A toast it is!
_________________________________

Now, there is a good cabin boy.
_________________________________
BONITO: A beautiful suggestion.

_________________________________

-STARBOARD: Quite thirsty, myself.

-Uh-uh!
_________________________________

If it pleases the captain.
_________________________________

You tell those scurvy scallywags that...
_________________________________

(BELL TINKLING)
_________________________________

What did she say?
_________________________________

She said, it does!
_________________________________

(PIRATES CHEERING)
_________________________________

What is better

than a good mug of grog?
_________________________________

Two mugs!
_________________________________

Your tea, Captain. Earl Grey, hot.
_________________________________

Please, sir, may I have some more?
_________________________________
JAMES: To our cunning captain.

_________________________________

Okay, you gotta love the boots.
_________________________________

Just one year ago, we'd lost everything.
_________________________________

Our ship turned adrift, and then

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

-we found her.

-(BELL TINKLES)
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Exactly. We needed a captain.
_________________________________

And when we humbly asked

if she could make us fly...
_________________________________

She didn't stop there.
_________________________________

No! She did one better, she did.
_________________________________

Better indeed!
_________________________________

Soon, she's going to

make the whole ship fly!
_________________________________

PIRATES: To flying!
_________________________________

(ALL GASP)
_________________________________

Fly?
_________________________________

(SINGING)
First the Tower of London, arr!
_________________________________

The guards won't know what hit it
_________________________________

We'll swoop right down
and take the crown
_________________________________

And the Crown Jewels with it
_________________________________

And when we fly to Paris
_________________________________

Oh, the treasures I'll be grabbin'
_________________________________

The Mona Lisa will look lovely
_________________________________

Hanging in me cabin
_________________________________

PIRATES: Hey-ho
_________________________________

Imagine the places that we'll go
_________________________________

No one can stop us
When we're so
_________________________________

High in the stratosphere!
_________________________________

PIRATES: Hey-ho
_________________________________

We'll be the freighter that plunders
_________________________________

Every one of the world's
seven wonders
_________________________________

When we're up in the skies
_________________________________

For who can fight a frigate that flies?
_________________________________

No one can fight a frigate that flies
_________________________________

Next we'll roam to Rome, me lads
_________________________________

And here's what I'll be stealin'
_________________________________

I'll rob the Sistine Chapel
_________________________________

Of the Sistine Chapel's ceilin'
_________________________________

And for all the folks in Egypt
_________________________________

It will be a dismal day
_________________________________

They'll be crying for their mummies
_________________________________

When we take their mummies away!
_________________________________

PIRATES: Hey-ho
_________________________________

Imagine the places that we'll go
_________________________________

No can stop us when we're so high!
_________________________________

They will all cower in fear
_________________________________

Hey-ho, from Delhi to Rio to Venice
_________________________________

There's no city that we will not menace
_________________________________

When we're up in the skies
_________________________________

For who can fight a frigate that flies?
_________________________________

No one can fight a frigate that flies
_________________________________

-Oh, how high we will be!

-We will be
_________________________________

'Cause the blue fairy dust
Surely packs a mighty wallop
_________________________________

Only takes a dollop
_________________________________

-Soon it will set us free

-We'll be free
_________________________________

From the chains of gravity
_________________________________

Then we'll hoist up the sail
_________________________________

And we'll set course for the sun
_________________________________

'Cause when you've got wings
_________________________________

No wicked deed cannot be done
_________________________________

And we owe it all
_________________________________

To our great and glorious captain
_________________________________

Although, now that you mention it,
_________________________________

why are we taking orders

from some fairy, anyway?
_________________________________

-(ALL GASP)

-(SWORD UNSHEATHES)
_________________________________

(GASPS) Heh, heh, heh...
_________________________________

Two, three, four!
_________________________________

Hey-ho,
imagine the places that we'll go
_________________________________

No one can stop us when we're so high
_________________________________

-Givin' a pirate cheer

-PIRATES: Arr!
_________________________________

Hey-ho, we'll be
the freighter that plunders
_________________________________

Every one of the world's
seven wonders
_________________________________

When we're up in the skies
_________________________________

For who can fight a frigate that flies?
_________________________________

Hey-ho, there's not a town or a county
_________________________________

That will not yield its bounty up
_________________________________

When our ship draws near
_________________________________

Hey-ho, there's not a city or village
_________________________________

That we will not plunder or pillage
_________________________________

When we're up in the skies
_________________________________

For who can fight a frigate that flies?
_________________________________

And every nation will give a donation
_________________________________

When they see us sail the skies
_________________________________

In a frigate that flies!
_________________________________

Hey!
_________________________________

(ALL LAUGHING)
_________________________________

ALL: Ah!
_________________________________

(SEAGULLS CAWING)
_________________________________

(GULL SQUAWKS)
_________________________________

It's been six weeks

since we left England.
_________________________________

Five days since we had a breeze.
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

Oh, no. I got the madness!
_________________________________

I got cabin fever!
_________________________________

I've got it too!
_________________________________

Cabin fever!
_________________________________

(SINGING) I got cabin fever it's
burning in my brain
_________________________________

I got cabin fever it's driving me insane
_________________________________

We got cabin fever
we're flipping our bandannas
_________________________________

Been stuck at sea so long that
we have simply gone bananas
_________________________________

Chica chica boom chica
chica boom boom chic arriba!
_________________________________

Chica chica boom boom
chica chica boom boom chic
_________________________________

We, we got cabin fever
_________________________________
We lost what sense we had
_________________________________

We got cabin fever
we're all going mad
_________________________________

Grab your partner by the ears
_________________________________

-Lash him to the wheel

-Yee-haw!
_________________________________

Do-si-do, step on his toe
listen to him squeal
_________________________________

-Ow-hoo-hoo-hoo!

-Allemande left allemande right
_________________________________

it's time to sail or sink
_________________________________

Swing your partner over the side
_________________________________

Drop him in the drink
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

We've got cabin fever.
_________________________________

-No ifs, ands or buts.

-We're disoriented.
_________________________________

-And demented.

-BOTH: And a little nuts.
_________________________________

(SINGING) Ach du leibe
Volkswagen car
_________________________________

(YODELING)
_________________________________

Sauerbraten, wiener
schnitzel und wunderbar
_________________________________

We were sailing, sailing
_________________________________

The wind was on our side
_________________________________

And then it died.
_________________________________

I got cabin fever. I think I lost my grip.
_________________________________

I'd like to get my hands on

whoever wrote this script.
_________________________________

I was floating 'neath the tropic moon
_________________________________

and dreaming of a blue lagoon
_________________________________

Now I'm as crazy as a loon
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Cabin fever has ravaged all aboard
_________________________________

This once small vessel has
become a floating psycho ward
_________________________________

We were sailing, sailing
heading who knows where
_________________________________

And now though we're all here
_________________________________

we're not all there
_________________________________

(ALL LAUGHING, SHOUTING)
_________________________________

Ooh!
_________________________________

ALL: Cabin fever! Ah!
_________________________________

-(BREEZE BLOWING)

-PIRATE: Look! The wind is back!
_________________________________

-PIRATE 2: What are we doin'?

-What goin' on here?
_________________________________

-What was that?

-I feel like such a fool.
_________________________________

-SQUIRE: Yeah, me too.

-I hope nobody saw that.
_________________________________

Embarrassing.
_________________________________

-Get us outta here! Help!

-We didn't hit him!
_________________________________
MONTY: Come on, let us out.

We was only joking.
_________________________________

Ooh! Hey, Long John!

Hey! Get us outta here!
_________________________________

Yeah!
_________________________________

-Hey, Polly.

-What?
_________________________________

What was that song that just happened?
_________________________________

What are you talkin' about?
_________________________________

You know, uh, "Cabin Fever. Ah."
_________________________________

-That.

-You see, John?
_________________________________

You gotta get us outta here now!

Clueless is startin' to go crackers!
_________________________________

Here you go.
_________________________________

-Your bread and water for today.

-But I ordered shrimp scampi.
_________________________________

It's more than you deserve,

ya villainous dogs!
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Oh, Jim.
_________________________________

By rights, I should be locked up too
_________________________________

for lettin' thieves like them

aboard this ship.
_________________________________

Oh, it chills me.
_________________________________

To think that they almost

killed your little friends,
_________________________________

looking for some daft treasure map.
_________________________________

None of this would've happened if I'd

have given Captain Smollett the...
_________________________________

I mean...
_________________________________

What, lad?
_________________________________

I'm not really sure I should be talking

about this with you or with anyone.
_________________________________

You mean, you've really

got a treasure map?
_________________________________

Not anymore. Mr. Arrow took it and

locked it up in the Captain's cabin.
_________________________________

You must promise to keep it a secret.
_________________________________

Oh, don't bother your head about that.

You've only told old Long John.
_________________________________

Now, you run along and do your chores.

Go on.
_________________________________

Go on.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

Safely now. Safely.
_________________________________

(IMITATES FOGHORN)
_________________________________

Steady as she goes.
_________________________________

Oh, Mr. Silver, good evening.
_________________________________

-Wicked fog tonight, sir.

-Hmm. Hmm.
_________________________________

Reminds me of the night

we ran aground off the Pampas.
_________________________________

Half the crew drowned in leaky lifeboats.
_________________________________

Ah, it were a terrible shame.
_________________________________

-Leaky lifeboats?

-Oh, a common occurrence, sir.
_________________________________

A little-used

piece of equipment falls into disrepair
_________________________________

-and becomes, uh, shall we say...

-Unsafe?
_________________________________

Oh, I'm not

sayin' our lifeboats are unsafe, sir.
_________________________________

I'm not sayin' we got problems, uh...
_________________________________

Still...
_________________________________

Hmm. Hmm. The caulking appears tight.
_________________________________

No dampness under the gunwale.
_________________________________

This one seems seaworthy.
_________________________________

Oh, well, sir, they do, of course, until

you get them out in the open ocean.
_________________________________

-Cast me off, Mr. Silver.

-Oh, yes, sir.
_________________________________

Oh, sir, is there anything

I can hold for you for safekeeping?
_________________________________

Your hat? Your coat? Um...
_________________________________

Your keys?
_________________________________

Hmm? My keys!
_________________________________

Of course. If they were to fell overboard,
_________________________________

(GRUNTS) it would be disastrous.
_________________________________

Oh, that it would, sir.
_________________________________

Oh! Cast me off, Mr. Silver!
_________________________________

Aye, aye, sir!
_________________________________

Thank you, Mr. Silver.
_________________________________

Just doin' my duty, sir.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

Oh, yes, John.
_________________________________

(ROOSTER CROWS)
_________________________________

MAN: Man overboard!
_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________

Uh, yes.
_________________________________

-Oh, uh, I'm sorry, sir.

-Wha...
_________________________________

Mr. Arrow's gone overboard, and
_________________________________

all we found was his hat!
_________________________________

-(SOBBING)

-Oh, no.
_________________________________

And so, my friends, the sea has claimed
another loyal officer and friend.
_________________________________

SMOLLETT: This was a person

who served...
_________________________________

I got it! I got it!
_________________________________

Shh! Okay, after you, Monty.
_________________________________

-No, after you.

-Oh, will you just come on?
_________________________________

Mr. Samuel Arrow, a wonderful man who
_________________________________

used to get us up from our beds

before dawn for a good flossing.
_________________________________

Okay, okay.

Now, spread out and find the map.
_________________________________

Yeah.
_________________________________

May the wind be ever at your back,

Samuel Arrow.
_________________________________

Rest in peace, my friend.
_________________________________

-Amen.

-Amen.
_________________________________

-(MANIACAL LAUGHING)

-Shh.
_________________________________

Ha-ha-ha! See? See?
_________________________________

Wait! Open up! Open it!
_________________________________

No, we gotta take it to Long John.

Come on.
_________________________________

-Oh.

-(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
GONZO: (SPITS)

This apple has a worm in it.

_________________________________
RIZZO: That's not a worm.

That's my tail.
_________________________________

Oh.
_________________________________

-(MUNCHING)

-What's wrong?
_________________________________

Well, it just feels so weird.
_________________________________

You mean, that Mr. Arrow's dead?
_________________________________

Yeah, that, and my pants

are filled with starfish.
_________________________________

You and your hobbies!
_________________________________

-Rizzo.

-(BOTH SCREAM)
_________________________________

-Jim, we've missed you! Climb in!

-Can't. I'm doing my chores.
_________________________________

-Oh, come on. Share an apple.

-Yeah, come on!
_________________________________

Whoa! Oh!
_________________________________

Anyway, here's the plan.
_________________________________

I say we should kill that captain now.
_________________________________
POLLY: Then we'll get that twit of a bear!

_________________________________
CLUELESS: Can we make a rug

out of him?
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Oh, hi, Long John.
_________________________________

(LAUGHTER STOPS)
_________________________________

I'm an easy man.

A gentleman of fortune, says most.
_________________________________

But it makes me sick at heart

to sail with the likes of you.
_________________________________

Now, get this straight.
_________________________________

If anyone mutinies before I says so,
_________________________________

I'll throw you overboard

like I did that scurvy mate Mr. Arrow!
_________________________________

I says, let the Captain

steer us closer to the island.
_________________________________

I've got the lad's treasure map now.
_________________________________

When the time is ripe, we'll kill 'em all!
_________________________________
POLLY: That's what I said!

That's what I said!
_________________________________
MONTY: Kill them all!

_________________________________

-MAN ON DECK: Land ho!

-Come on, lads! Let's go!
_________________________________

Yea! Land ho!
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(PIRATES CHATTERING, LAUGHING)
_________________________________

-Oh, my goodness!

-(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
WALDORF: Land ho!

_________________________________

(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

Beachfront property!
_________________________________

Retirement estates!
_________________________________

-Bikinis!

-Bikinis!
_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________

(FAIRIES GASPING)
_________________________________

-Whoa.

-Tink.
_________________________________

(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
IRIDESSA: It looks like...

_________________________________

The Pixie Dust Tree back home.
_________________________________

Zarina must have grown it.
_________________________________

So, that's how they're going to fly.
_________________________________

She's going to make pixie dust.
_________________________________

Throw the mainsail! Drop anchor!
_________________________________

Bring her up hard

of starboard, helmsman.
_________________________________

Prepare to lower the longboats.
_________________________________

(CHATTERING, SHOUTING)
_________________________________

Bring those barrels over here, lads!
_________________________________

Helmsman, give a hand

with the longboats.
_________________________________

-Captain, may I speak with you?

-I'm sorta busy, Jim.
_________________________________

But, Captain, we just heard

Long John is planning a mutiny,
_________________________________

and he's got the treasure map.
_________________________________

-Yeah.

-I see.
_________________________________

-Mr. Silver?

-Aye, aye, Cap'n!
_________________________________

Mr. Silver, I want you

to take the crew ashore at once.
_________________________________

We need water and provisions.

Take as long as you want.
_________________________________

(CHEERING)
_________________________________

Sir!
_________________________________

'Tis a task to my liking, sir! That it is!
_________________________________

Quickly, boys. Gather the officers

and meet me to my quarters.
_________________________________

-Quickly.

-Yes, sir.
_________________________________

This is a lucky break.

Captain lettin' us go ashore.
_________________________________

Us with the map and all.
_________________________________

It's like giving

the treasure to us on a silver platter.
_________________________________

Aye, that it is, Polly.

Never trust a silver platter.
_________________________________

(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
_________________________________

Jim, lad!
_________________________________

There's room in the boat for one more.

Come along for an adventure.
_________________________________

I can't. The Captain wants me.
_________________________________

Oh, what a shame!

I'll miss you, lad. That I will.
_________________________________

Uh, Jim!

I seem to have left my crutch on board.
_________________________________

Hand it to me like a good lad, will ya?
_________________________________

There's a good boy.
_________________________________

Ah, it'll be a bit closer than that.

I can't reach it from there.
_________________________________

-(GRUNTS)

-Oh!
_________________________________

Cast away, men! Be quick now!
_________________________________

Go, go, go!
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

The plan is simple.

Once the pirates are ashore,
_________________________________

we set sail and return in a year or so.
_________________________________

By then, all the fight

should be out of 'em.
_________________________________

Oh, now I understand.

That's a brilliant plan!
_________________________________

-Except for one thing.

-What's that?
_________________________________

The pirates have Jim!
_________________________________

I'm tired!
_________________________________

-You're what?

-I'm getting tired!
_________________________________

-He says go faster.

-I'm getting tired!
_________________________________

Ahoy, you biscuit-eating bilge rats!
_________________________________

Prepare to dock starboard!
_________________________________

-PIRATES: Docking starboard!

-(BELL TINKLING)
_________________________________

Captain says, raise the sails

and step lively!
_________________________________

PIRATES: Raise the sails!
_________________________________

Heave!
_________________________________

Bring her around, Mr. Yang!
_________________________________

(GRUNTING) Bringing her around!
_________________________________

-Let go anchor!

-JAMES: Let go anchor!
_________________________________

-Get out all lines!

-JAMES: Get out all lines!
_________________________________

PIRATES: Casting lines!
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
STARBOARD: Come on, get moving.
PORT: Are you talking to me?

_________________________________
JAMES: Captain says, restock the ship.

_________________________________

We set sail at dawn.
_________________________________

Yes, Captain. Load ship, right away.
_________________________________
PORT: Hey, watch where

you're swinging that thing!
_________________________________
YANG: (LAUGHS) Work faster, now!

_________________________________

That's it!
_________________________________

Come on.
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Locked.
_________________________________
PORT: Come on, you lubber,

get on with it.
_________________________________

Someone's coming!
_________________________________

-Pirate!

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

Hide!
_________________________________

-(MOUSE SQUEAKS)

-(ALL GASP)
_________________________________

(FAIRIES WHIMPERING)
_________________________________

(WHISPERS) Animal Fairy, you're up.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
_________________________________

Excuse me, mouse. Uh...
_________________________________

Mr. Mouse. (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Would you mind terribly moving on?
_________________________________

We need this space to do a little hiding.
_________________________________

-(SQUEAKING)

-Oh!
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Much obliged.
_________________________________

Bye-bye!
_________________________________

Aw, what a cute little mouse.
_________________________________

-It was a rat.

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

Ew!
_________________________________
JAMES: Hey, shoo, rat!

_________________________________

(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________

Uh, permission to enter, Captain.
_________________________________

This is our chance.
_________________________________

Now!
_________________________________

(ALL GASP)
_________________________________

No!
_________________________________

I had Oppenheimer

make you your favorite.
_________________________________

The dust.
_________________________________

I know how much you like

a little something sweet while you work.
_________________________________

(BELL TINKLING)
_________________________________

Well, you're quite welcome.
_________________________________

Hmm? Oh, uh...
_________________________________

Uh, yes, of course. Sorry.
_________________________________

Ah, right, second drawer.

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Look at that.
_________________________________

It sparkles like a thousand sapphires.
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

You're quite the little genius.
_________________________________

It's hard to believe the other fairies

didn't appreciate your talent.
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

-Sil?

-She looks seasick.
_________________________________

(RETCHES) This never happened

when I was a Water Fairy.
_________________________________
JAMES:

You know, I remember when I couldn't
_________________________________

-understand a single jingle.

-VIDIA: Oh, no!
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

(SILVERMIST VOMITING)
_________________________________

I'm fine.
_________________________________

(SNIFFING)
_________________________________

-ROSETTA: Fawn!

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________

-Sorry!

-What are you doing?
_________________________________

-What Dess does.

-That's not what I do.
_________________________________

Well, stop it!
_________________________________

You shouldn't take light so lightly.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

-What?

-What, what? What?
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY)

No, nothing, nothing!
_________________________________

Ooh.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

It's still so hard to believe

that this blue dust can make flying dust.
_________________________________

Yes, but only if you...
_________________________________

-(BELL TINKLING)

-Ah!
_________________________________

So, the secret is the infusion

of the blue dust directly into the tree.
_________________________________

-(GROANS)

-Sil, you okay?
_________________________________

Start throwing out the line.
_________________________________

All right, Tink, open the drawer

as much as you can.
_________________________________
JAMES: So, once the golden

dust has been produced...
_________________________________

Sil, hold the line.
_________________________________
JAMES: ...the sluice will coat the ship

with the perfect amount,
_________________________________

and at that point, we take to the skies!
_________________________________

Very impressive, Captain.
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
JAMES: No pirate I know could

have imagined such a scheme.
_________________________________

-(BOTH GRUNTING)

-Whoa!
_________________________________

Ahh!
_________________________________

-Oh.

-Vidia!
_________________________________

You've turned out to be quite

the pint-sized prodigy,
_________________________________

if I may say.
_________________________________

It's been an adventure and an honor.
_________________________________

Your sword, Captain.
_________________________________

Hmm.
_________________________________

(ALL GASP)
_________________________________

(ALL EXCLAIM)
_________________________________

Y'all okay?
_________________________________

Yeah. They're headed for the tree.
_________________________________

Come on!
_________________________________

Whoa! What is up with your...
_________________________________

Hey, hey, we should catch up with Tink.
_________________________________

Shh.
_________________________________
STARBOARD:

All right, just give me the strap.
_________________________________
YANG: That's it, hold it in place.

_________________________________
JAMES:

Right, watch the angle of the flume.
_________________________________

Too much pitch, and she'll overflow.
_________________________________
STARBOARD: Aye aye, Captain!

_________________________________
JAMES:

Make sure the seams are sealed.
_________________________________

Captain doesn't want

to lose a single grain
_________________________________

of that precious dust.
_________________________________
STARBOARD: Oh, that golden dust.

_________________________________

(IRIDESSA WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

FAIRIES: Dess! Quiet!
_________________________________

Sorry. I barely touched it.
_________________________________

Well, don't touch it at all.
_________________________________

-Just hover.

-Yeah, hover.
_________________________________

All right, all right.
_________________________________

As soon as she's gone,

we'll grab the dust and get out of here.
_________________________________

Maybe we should try and talk to her.
_________________________________

Yeah, because that worked out

so well back at the waterfall.
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

(BUZZING)
_________________________________

Hey, shoo.
_________________________________

(GRUNTS) Hey!
_________________________________

Shoo, shoo!
_________________________________

-(BUZZING)

-Hey, hey, hey...
_________________________________

Go, go, go!
_________________________________

Oh, no. No!

No, no, no, no, no!
_________________________________

Stop growing. Stop growing.

Please, branch, no!
_________________________________

(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

We got you!
_________________________________

Did you really think

by switching our talents,
_________________________________

you could beat us?
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Looks that way.
_________________________________

-(WHISTLES)

-OPPENHEIMER: Got them!
_________________________________

-(ALL GASPING)

-TINKER BELL: Zarina!
_________________________________

Well done. Got them all

in one swell foop, I did.
_________________________________

Zarina, don't do this.
_________________________________

Come back with us. Come back home.
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

I'll never go back to Pixie Hollow.
_________________________________

You don't belong here.
_________________________________

This is exactly where I belong, Tink.
_________________________________

We appreciate what she can do.
_________________________________

We treasure it, actually.
_________________________________

-(SNAP FINGERS)

-(OPPENHEIMER LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Put them below,

and keep your eye on them.
_________________________________

Oh, right. Maybe I'll use, uh, this one?
_________________________________

While you still have it. (LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Captain, are you all right?
_________________________________

(BELL TINKLES)
_________________________________

Captain says, back to work, gentlemen.
_________________________________
YANG: All righty, mates, you heard him.

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
OPPENHEIMER: And, right.

_________________________________

Perfect fit.
_________________________________

Welcome to your new cabin.
_________________________________

-(ALARM RINGING)

-Oh.
_________________________________

Me stock is ready.
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(SINGING)
_________________________________

Oh, well, now, look at that.

(SNIFFS) Oh, lovely.
_________________________________

Oh, that is good eating right there.
_________________________________

Isn't it, Mum? "Yes, it is, darling."
_________________________________

Oh, let me see.

What shall I make tonight?
_________________________________

Well, I've still got some lard

and some old cabbage.
_________________________________

Okay, we need a plan.
_________________________________

Here we go.
_________________________________

(RUMBLING)
_________________________________

(BOTH GASPING)
_________________________________

-Whoa!

-Mmm.
_________________________________

-Ah!

-JAMES: Oh!
_________________________________

It worked!
_________________________________

-Yes, she did it!

-YANG: It worked! (LAUGHS)
_________________________________

-It's working!

-Pixie dust!
_________________________________

-Look at it! Amazing!

-(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________

We're going to fly!
_________________________________

(LAUGHS) From a trickle to a roar.
_________________________________
BONITO: Fly like a happy bird!

_________________________________

(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________

(LAUGHTER, SHOUTING)
_________________________________

Hey, man!

I can't figure out what side we're on.
_________________________________

Are we with the pirates

or the frog captain?
_________________________________

Oh, hey, man, just play the gig.
_________________________________

Never get involved in politics.
_________________________________

Politics! Politics!
_________________________________
LONG JOHN: Jim, lad!

_________________________________

(LAUGHTER)
_________________________________

Easy, Jim. 'Tis all in good fun.
_________________________________

Pleased I am to initiate you

into our enterprising, um... Company.
_________________________________

(LAUGHTER)
_________________________________

Which entitles you

to all the benefits thereof.
_________________________________

I don't want any benefits.
_________________________________

This is a one-time special offer, Jim, lad.
_________________________________

Say no, and I will

be forced to terminate our relationship.
_________________________________

You're nothing but murdering pirates.
_________________________________

-Pirates!

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Pirates. Oh, Jim.
_________________________________

If that's what you're thinking,
_________________________________

you're dead wrong.
_________________________________

(SINGING) When I was just a lad
_________________________________

Looking for my true vocation
_________________________________

My father said now, son, this choice
_________________________________

deserves deliberation
_________________________________

Though you could be a doctor
_________________________________

Or perhaps a financier
_________________________________

My boy, why not consider
a more challenging career
_________________________________

Hey, ho, ho
_________________________________

You'll cruise to foreign shores
_________________________________

Sing it, lads!
_________________________________

And you'll keep your mind and body
sound by working out of doors
_________________________________

True friendship and adventure
are what we can't live without
_________________________________

And when you're a professional pirate
_________________________________

that's what the job's about
_________________________________

Upstage, lads! This is my only number.
_________________________________

Now take Sir Francis Drake
the Spanish all despise him
_________________________________

but to the British he's a
hero and they idolize him
_________________________________

It's how you look at buccaneers
_________________________________

that makes them bad or good
_________________________________

And I see us as members
of a noble brotherhood
_________________________________

-Hup

-Hey, ho, ho
_________________________________

I love it! 'Tis poetry in motion.
_________________________________

We're honourable men
_________________________________

and before we lose our
tempers we will always count to ten
_________________________________

On occasion there may be
someone you have to execute
_________________________________

But when you're a professional pirate
_________________________________

you don't have to wear a suit
_________________________________

What?
_________________________________

I could have been a surgeon
I like taking things apart
_________________________________

I could have been a lawyer
but I just had too much heart
_________________________________

I could have been in politics
_________________________________

'cause I've always been a big spender
_________________________________

And me, I could've been a contender
_________________________________

(LAUGHTER)
_________________________________

Some say that pirates steal
_________________________________

and should be feared and hated
_________________________________

I say we're victims of bad press
_________________________________

It's all exaggerated
_________________________________

We'd never stab you in the back
_________________________________

We'd never lie or cheat
_________________________________

We're just about the nicest guys
_________________________________

you'd ever want to meet
_________________________________

-Well, look at us, Jim.

-(HUMMING)
_________________________________

We're a festival of conviviality.
_________________________________

(LAUGHTER)
_________________________________

Congeniality!
_________________________________

-That's conviviality, stupid.

-That's what I said.
_________________________________

We're ready, o capitan!
_________________________________

Good. You men guard

the ship while I'm gone.
_________________________________

We'll be back as soon as we get Jim.
_________________________________

-Aye, aye, Captain.

-Cast off, Mr. Beaker.
_________________________________

Thanks for coming along, men.
_________________________________

Are you kidding? Jim is family.
_________________________________

Yeah.
_________________________________

Tell the truth, lad.
_________________________________

Do you really

think the Captain and the Squire
_________________________________

are planning to share the

treasure with the likes of us?
_________________________________

Can't hear ya. No?
_________________________________

And we being the rightful owners.
_________________________________

Flint's own crew, who shed

our blood getting it here!
_________________________________

Join us, lad.
_________________________________

Donate your compass to the treasure

hunt and get a full share!
_________________________________

Hey, ho, ho it's one for all for one
_________________________________

And we'll share and
share alike with you
_________________________________

and love you like a son
_________________________________

We're gentlemen of fortune
_________________________________

and that's what we're proud to be
_________________________________

And when you're a professional pirate
_________________________________

You'll be honest brave and free
_________________________________

The soul of decency
_________________________________

You'll be loyal and fair
and on the square
_________________________________

And most importantly
_________________________________

When you're a professional pirate
_________________________________

You're always in the best
_________________________________

of company
_________________________________

(CANNON BLAST)
_________________________________

Down!
_________________________________

There! Captain Smollett

coming to rescue me.
_________________________________

Don't get your hopes up, laddie.
_________________________________

I've taken the liberty

of hiding a few of my men aboard.
_________________________________

If a second round follows,
_________________________________

it means they've

taken over the Hispanola,
_________________________________

and I'm the new cap'n.
_________________________________

(LAUGHTER)
_________________________________

Now, then.
_________________________________

-(CANNON BLAST)

-(CHEERING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING, GROANING)
_________________________________

How infortuitous our firearms

weren't loaded, Beakie.
_________________________________

I'll say! We might have shot somebody.
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

I'm the only friend you've

got in the world now, Jim.
_________________________________

Let's dig up the treasure together, eh?
_________________________________

Shipmates, remember?
_________________________________

We'll be needing your compass, though.
_________________________________

No.
_________________________________

I'll be taking it either way, Jim.
_________________________________

-Ha!

-(CHEERING)
_________________________________

Come on then, lads. Let's not waste time.
_________________________________

-(PANTING)

-Well, it's too dark to do anything now.
_________________________________

We'll camp here and wait for first light.
_________________________________

(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________

Oh, hey, Rizzo, relax! Don't be so afraid.
_________________________________

Oh, I've gone way beyond afraid.
_________________________________

Right now I'm somewhere between
_________________________________

bed-wetting

and a near-death experience.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

Good night, boys.
_________________________________

-Well, good night.

-Right.
_________________________________

-'Night, Rizzo.

-Yeah, sure.
_________________________________

(WHIMPERING CONTINUES)
_________________________________

(GROWLING, GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Gonzo? Is that you, Gonzo?
_________________________________

Boy, Gonzo, it sounds like you're

coming down with a little cold there.
_________________________________

(STAMMERING) I'm just gonna

light a match if you don't mind, here.
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

PIRATE: Long John, look!
_________________________________

Flint hung 'em up there

after he gullied 'em
_________________________________

to mark the trail to the treasure.
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

Wicked sense of humor ol' Flinty had.
_________________________________

-It's a sign. This is a cursed place.

-Yeah!
_________________________________

Well, there's an informed opinion.
_________________________________

All right, Jim, lad, where to from here?
_________________________________

"On a heading of 179 degrees,
_________________________________

"walk 312 paces from where

the dead men hang high."
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

That way!
_________________________________

-You're gonna go? You're gonna...

-Come on!
_________________________________

Howdy, vous stinky

froggy man and friends.
_________________________________

I am Spa'am, high priest of the boars.
_________________________________

You mucho wickedness

go trespass on island.
_________________________________

Now you suffer the wrath of our queen,
_________________________________

Boom Sha-kal-a-kal.
_________________________________

Terrific. Captured by crazed wild pigs
and sacrificed before a pagan altar.

_________________________________

-Are we lucky or what?

-Silence, smelly sailor mans!
_________________________________

You have violated sacred island.
_________________________________

Uh-oh, excuse me.

I am Captain Smollett.
_________________________________

We mean no harm to your culture.
_________________________________

We embrace all creatures

of different nationalities.
_________________________________

-Silence!

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

Bring forth Boom Sha-kal-a-kal!
_________________________________

That can't be good.
_________________________________

(SINGING) Boom Sha-kal-a-kal
Boom Sha-kal-a-kal
_________________________________

Boom Sha-kal-a-kal
Boom Sha-kal-a-kal
_________________________________

Boom Sha-kal-a-kal
Boom Sha-kal-a-kal
_________________________________

Boom Sha-kal-a-kal
Boom Sha-kal-a-kal
_________________________________

(CHANTING CONTINUES)
_________________________________

These tropical floor shows are so exotic.
_________________________________

Yeah, and the food is to die for.
_________________________________

(CHANTING CONTINUES)
_________________________________

(ELEPHANT TRUMPETING)
_________________________________

(TRUMPETING)
_________________________________

Boom sha-kal-a-kal
_________________________________

Bonsoir, mes amis!
_________________________________

(GIGGLES)
_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-Come, Flaubert.
_________________________________

(SCREAMS, GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(YELLING, GROANING)
_________________________________

(SIGHING)
_________________________________

Flaubert! Get away, you stupid anteater!

You spoiled my entrance!
_________________________________

Boom Sha-kal-a-kal
Boom Sha-kal-a-kal
_________________________________

-Oh, knock it off!

-Oh.
_________________________________

(GIGGLING)
_________________________________

Greetings. Moi am Benjamina Gunn.
_________________________________

Maroonee, temptress

and queen of this...
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(SIGHING)
_________________________________

Smolly, can it be you?
_________________________________

Benjamina.
_________________________________

-Hi-yah!

-(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

-(GONG)

-(CHEERING)
_________________________________

Oh, uh, old girlfriend.
_________________________________

(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

Tie 'em back in their stakes!
_________________________________

...306, 307, 308, 309,
_________________________________

310, 311, 312.
_________________________________

PIRATE: This is it.
_________________________________

What if Clueless is right?
_________________________________

(STAMMERING) What if it is cursed?
_________________________________

-I'll show you what I think of your curse.

-(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

You mewling little lily-livered,
_________________________________

toffee-hearted little

wuss of a crustacean!
_________________________________

"Treasure buried here."
_________________________________

(CHATTERING)
_________________________________

Oy, we don't even have to dig it up!
_________________________________

Come on, mates! The treasure's ours!
_________________________________

(CHEERING, SHOUTING)
_________________________________

(MURMURING)
_________________________________

There's no treasure, Silver!

You brought us here for nothing.
_________________________________

And now we'll be tried for mutiny!
_________________________________

Yeah!
_________________________________

I say... We should kill him!
_________________________________

(SHOUTING)
_________________________________

Run, lad! Save yourself!
_________________________________

-Why are you doing this for me?

-Because I like you, boy.
_________________________________

I hope you didn't think

I wasn't lying about that.
_________________________________

-(SHOUTING)

-Run!
_________________________________

Cold gruel, with a little bit of sawdust.
_________________________________

A dash of rodent, sauteed of course.
_________________________________

Some carrots? No.
_________________________________

Hey, where you think

you're going, little fella?
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Now is our chance. Go, go, go, go!
_________________________________

-Come on, all together.

-(FAIRIES QUARRELLING)
_________________________________
IRIDESSA: I'm going as fast as I can!

_________________________________

Oh, not today, my darlings.
_________________________________

Would you be kind enough

to hold this for me?
_________________________________

Perfect.
_________________________________

Anybody else got an idea?
_________________________________

(SIGHS DEEPLY)
_________________________________

Absolutely astonishing.
_________________________________

Just imagine, flying like a bird.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Of course, you do that all the time.
_________________________________

What's it like? How do you even steer?
_________________________________

It's pretty simple, actually. Lean left.
_________________________________

Lean right, fly right.
_________________________________

(STAMMERING)
_________________________________

Whoa, whoa, whoa...
_________________________________

This is... (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
_________________________________

Are you afraid?
_________________________________

Hmm?
_________________________________

Afraid? (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Lead on, Captain.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Oh, I'm doing it.
_________________________________

I'm...
_________________________________

I'm flying!
_________________________________

(BOTH GASPING)
_________________________________

-Look out, mates!

-(ALL EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

-Whoa, whoa, whoa.

-STARBOARD: Look at him go.
_________________________________

What's so funny? Whoa! Whoa, whoa...
_________________________________

You can't fly like that.

Put your legs together.
_________________________________

(BOTH LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(YELLING)
_________________________________

Whoo! (LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

Oh. (LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Just try to keep up.
_________________________________

(JAMES PANTING)
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________

-Whoo.

-(BELL TINKLING)
_________________________________

Aye aye, Captain!
_________________________________
STARBOARD: The lad is flying!

_________________________________

(PIRATES LAUGHING)
_________________________________

It works! It really works.
_________________________________

And pretty soon, we'll have enough dust

to make the whole ship fly.
_________________________________

-Right, Zarina?

-(BELL TINKLES)
_________________________________

And as long as we have the blue dust,

we'll never run out of flying dust.
_________________________________

-Right again?

-Right again, James.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Well, then, we won't need you anymore.
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(JAMES LAUGHING)
_________________________________

-Our plan worked perfectly.

-(PIRATES LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Fairies are such gullible creatures.
_________________________________

-Aren't they, lads?

-(PIRATES CHEER)
_________________________________

No match for an Eton education

such as mine.
_________________________________
STARBOARD:

He's a smart one, isn't he?
_________________________________

The power of the pixie dust

is finally ours.
_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________

We've had enough kissing up

to that pint-sized prima donna.
_________________________________

No quarter for her.
_________________________________

Let's make her walk a tiny little plank.
_________________________________
STARBOARD: Yes, tiny!
PORT: A tiny plank!

_________________________________

She can fly, you cretins.
_________________________________

ALL: Oh!
YANG: You know, he's right.
_________________________________

That is why he is the captain.
_________________________________

She'd just fly away. I get it.
_________________________________

(LAUGHS) Mi capitén.
_________________________________
PORT:

What if we tie her wings together?
_________________________________

(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

There's no stopping us.
_________________________________

We'll plunder every port

in all the seven seas.
_________________________________

(PIRATES CHEERING)
_________________________________

Prepare to get under way,

you scurvy scallywags.
_________________________________

We've got a ship to fly.
_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________

Ha. And as for you,

you'll make a fine little nightlight.
_________________________________

Take greeny, flippy,

bulgy-eyed one away.
_________________________________

Others stay. Chop chop!
_________________________________

(MUTTERING)
_________________________________

Hey, wait! Where are you taking him?
_________________________________

(HUMMING)
_________________________________

Hmm. Take the mousie,

then skewer the mousie!
_________________________________

Well, how else do you think

we were gonna get him in this movie?
_________________________________

Yeah.
_________________________________

-(LAUGHING)

-(MUTTERING)
_________________________________

I wish we were back at the Admiral

Benbow eating table scraps.
_________________________________

(LAUGHS) We're about

to become table scraps.
_________________________________

Well, this is terrible! This is the worst

thing that's ever happened to me.
_________________________________

Wait a second! I've been cut loose!
_________________________________

-Hiya, guys.

-(SHRIEKS)
_________________________________

Jim, they've got Captain Smollett.
_________________________________

I know. Come on. We've got to get help.
_________________________________

Oh, okay. Where will we go?
_________________________________

(MUD BUNNY CRYING)
_________________________________

Tom, Tom, Tom!
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

Dead Tom's dead!
_________________________________

(CRYING)
_________________________________

Long John shot him!
_________________________________

(SOBBING)
_________________________________

But Dead Tom's always been dead.
_________________________________

That's why he's called Dead Tom.
_________________________________

Oh.
_________________________________

Can we get on with this?

Get outta here, will ya?
_________________________________

-Cluless!

-Yeah, yeah?
_________________________________

-Give it to him.

-Yeah!
_________________________________

But, uh, it's not his birthday.
_________________________________

No, no, no, no! The paper!
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

This is for you.
_________________________________

-The black spot?

-Yeah!
_________________________________

You dare to give me the black spot?
_________________________________

-(STAMMERING) He told me to.

-Shut up, will ya?
_________________________________

And it's drawn on a page from the Bible.
_________________________________

You tore a page from the holy scriptures
_________________________________

to make a pirate's death sentence?
_________________________________

Uh, here.
_________________________________

Oh, the red-hot gates of hell
_________________________________

are creeping open!
_________________________________

Satan is heating his pokers for you,
_________________________________

you blasphemous heathens!
_________________________________

-(WHIMPERING)

-Fall down on your knees
_________________________________

and beg for deliverance from damnation!
_________________________________

-Please forgive us.

-Please forgive me.
_________________________________

Very good. You're forgiven.
_________________________________

-Oh, thank you.

-Now untie me!
_________________________________

(MUTTERING)
_________________________________

And let's go find the treasure!
_________________________________

Oh, you are a good man.
_________________________________

You are a kind man. A handsome man.
_________________________________

-Precious.

-Oh, he's... You're precious and...
_________________________________

-Beautiful.

-And he's beautiful. Oh.
_________________________________

Yeah, here's the boat. Oh, no!
_________________________________

Well, that won't help us.

We're gonna have to swim to the ship.
_________________________________

Hello! Earth to Jimbo.
_________________________________

Swimming to a ship that's

full of killer pirates
_________________________________

to save the Captain is not a good plan.
_________________________________

Look!
_________________________________

Yes. The gunwale and keel

are definitely safe.
_________________________________

-Mr. Arrow! It's me! Jim!

-Mr. Arrow!
_________________________________

Mr. Arrow, over here!
_________________________________

Over here, sir!
_________________________________

Oh. Oh, boys. Come join me
_________________________________

aboard this exceptionally safe little boat.
_________________________________

Hmm.
_________________________________

By the way, that Silver

fellow may not be trustworthy.
_________________________________

-(CHUCKLES) Now he tells us!

-Yeah.
_________________________________

And here's a photo opportunity

you will not want to miss.
_________________________________

The actual jungle location for the
movie, Frozen Fever.

_________________________________

-Oh, my goodness!

-Keep up, people.
_________________________________
Hey, when do we eat?
My feet are killing me.
_________________________________

Of all the backwater,

no-class piles of sand in the ocean,
_________________________________

you had to wash up on mine.
_________________________________

Benjamina, I just want you

to know that I'm sorry.
_________________________________

Sorry? No, no, sorry doesn't cut it.
_________________________________

You left me standing at the altar!
_________________________________

I was on a ship headed for Zanzibar.

I got cold feet.
_________________________________

You're a frog.

You're supposed to have cold feet.
_________________________________

My mother came

all the way from France.
_________________________________

I was wearing her white lace dress.
_________________________________

The cake was filled with lemon custard!
_________________________________

(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________

Mina, fate has brought us

together again.
_________________________________

Well, actually, buried treasure and

pirates brought us together...
_________________________________

Don't you start with me about pirates!
_________________________________

After you jilted me I took

up with this Bernie Flint.
_________________________________

-The man was totally codependent.

-You and Captain Flint?
_________________________________

Well, he was a pirate, I was a lady...

You know the story.
_________________________________

-(WHIMPERING)

-Smolly? He marooned me.
_________________________________

Me!
_________________________________

(SOBBING)
_________________________________

Oh. Oh. Oh.
_________________________________

This is all my fault.

Oh, what have I done to you?
_________________________________

Mushy-mushy! Oh. Lovey-dovey!
_________________________________

(LAUGHTER)
_________________________________

Bravo, Cap'n.
_________________________________

(LAUGHTER CONTINUES)
_________________________________

Touching reunion, Benjamina.
_________________________________

This seems to be your day

for renewing old...
_________________________________

(INHALES) Acquaintances.
_________________________________

Oh, well...
_________________________________

(CLEAR THROAT) Hello, Long John.
_________________________________

-Oh, no! Him too?

-If you'd married me.
_________________________________

What does that have to do with it?
_________________________________

I'm a pig! I need commitment!
_________________________________

Now, I'm not gonna

be really patient about this, Benjamina.
_________________________________

Where is the treasure?
_________________________________

Um, I just may not tell you.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Oh, don't play games with me, lass.
_________________________________

I tell you, I'm not a patient man.
_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-Stop! Give up now,
_________________________________

weak and tiny pirate mans,
_________________________________

or die like stinking dogs.
_________________________________

(SHOUTING, GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Hmm, we see you have

boom-boom sticks.
_________________________________

Bye-bye.
_________________________________

(SHOUTING, WHIMPERING)
_________________________________

Oh, brother!
_________________________________

-Now, Benjamina.

-What?
_________________________________

Where's the treasure?
_________________________________

There is no treasure.

It was all a clever ruse.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Ha!
_________________________________

So where did you get that

gold necklace you're wearing?
_________________________________

The one made of Spanish doubloons.
_________________________________

PIRATE: Aye.
_________________________________

Um...
_________________________________

Shopping channel?
_________________________________

(LAUGHTER)
_________________________________

-(GRUNTS)

-No!
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Swoggle me eyes.
_________________________________

-Now, there's a sight.

-(BELL TINKLES)
_________________________________

Oh, don't feel foolish.
_________________________________

I was just too clever for you. That's all.
_________________________________

Ah! Yes.
_________________________________

Now, you see, my little fairy,
_________________________________

navigating the Never Seas is one thing.
_________________________________

But to chart a course for the sky,
_________________________________

not only do you need

longitude and latitude,
_________________________________

but you also need altitude.
_________________________________

-(BELL TINKLING)

-Hmm. Oh...
_________________________________

Now, let's not be a sore loser.
_________________________________

(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

Once we're past the second star,

the world will be my oyster.
_________________________________

And I don't even like oysters.
_________________________________

(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

We'll be in and out of every port so fast,

they won't even know what hit them.
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

No, no, no.
_________________________________

Nice try, but it's fairy-proof.
_________________________________

Brilliant, right?
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

-(CLOCK TICKING)

-(GROANS)
_________________________________

Oppenheimer!
_________________________________

That ticking is driving me mad!
_________________________________

Right. It's just a clock, you know.
_________________________________

-Well, not to worry.

-(BELLS TINKLING)
_________________________________

Pretty soon, we'll be flying so high
_________________________________

it'll make these high seas

look downright low!
_________________________________

-Crazy.

-Like we have a choice.
_________________________________

Come on, guys,

we're gonna get out of this.
_________________________________

Well, we wouldn't even be in it
_________________________________

if our new Garden Fairy

didn't grow branches willy-nilly!
_________________________________

You're not saying this is my fault.
_________________________________

-Hmm. If the flower fits.

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

How can I cook

with all that infernal jingle-jangling?
_________________________________

There's only one thing to do.
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Oh, much better. Don't you think, Mum?
_________________________________

None of it would've happened
_________________________________

if you would have come over

to help me with the bee!
_________________________________

Are you saying this is my fault?
_________________________________

Well, if the rose fits.
_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-Let's not point fingers. It's Zarina's fault.
_________________________________

-Guys? Guys?

-Right, what about her?
_________________________________
IRIDESSA: Yeah, let's talk about that.

_________________________________

Guys, look!
_________________________________

(SNIFFING)
_________________________________

(LAUGHS) Great. Just what I need.
_________________________________

(COOING)
_________________________________

Uh-uh-uh. Bad crocodile. Bad croc.
_________________________________

-(WHINES)

-I am not your mother!
_________________________________

Wait. Rosetta,

he can get us out of here.
_________________________________

You're right.
_________________________________

Good. Good crocodile. Come here.
_________________________________

Come here, stocky.
_________________________________

Come to Mama.
_________________________________

Shh! Quiet.
_________________________________

Okay. Now, pull us off the table.
_________________________________

Come here. Come to Mama.
_________________________________

-That's right, sugar.

-(ALL EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

What is going on here? (GASPS)
_________________________________

A stowaway, is it?
_________________________________

Oh, no!
_________________________________

Oh, no, you don't. (GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Hello.
_________________________________

Hurry! Hurry!
_________________________________

-Gotcha!

-FAIRIES: Rosetta!
_________________________________

-A little extra flavor.

-(GROWLING)
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

Ooh! (LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Good job, crocky.
_________________________________

You are such a good little boy.

Yes, you are.
_________________________________

What a good little

widdle snuggle wuggums.
_________________________________

That's his mama.
_________________________________

Okay, enough. Let's get out of here.
_________________________________

Wait, Vidia.

We can't just race out there.
_________________________________

They'll see us.
_________________________________

Hmm.
_________________________________

(CHATTERING)
_________________________________

Shh.
_________________________________

-Shh.

-Shh.
_________________________________

(GASPS) Fiddle!
_________________________________

Make yourself useful.

Try and save us. Do something!
_________________________________

Shh!
_________________________________

Oh, Master Hawkins,

you've come to rescue us.
_________________________________

I should've let him live in my finger.
_________________________________

We're ready, Master Hawkins.
_________________________________

Do you think this will work, Dr. Livesey?
_________________________________

Oh, yes! My research indicates

that pirates are very superstitious.
_________________________________

Boogie, boogie, boogie!
_________________________________

I am the ghost of Samuel Arrow.
_________________________________

-Boogie!

-(GASPS, WHIMPERING)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
JIM: Come on, we've got to save

the Captain!

_________________________________

Fantastic, Mr. Arrow.

That was beautiful.
_________________________________

What do we do next?

What do we do now? Uh, Jim?
_________________________________

-Weigh anchor?

-Weigh anchor, okay.
_________________________________

-Set the sails.

-Set the sails!
_________________________________

And you, Squire Trelawney.
_________________________________

(STAMMERING) Now,

Master Hawkins, I...
_________________________________

You take the helm.
_________________________________

Ah!
_________________________________

Step aside, Mr. Bimbo.

I shall be taking the helm.
_________________________________

Hurry, Rizzo!
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

I'm going as fast as I can.
_________________________________

-(GROANS)

-Smolly, my love!
_________________________________

Oh, oh!
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

Smolly!
_________________________________

(SNIFFS)
_________________________________

You can't hurt my frog!
_________________________________

Don't tell him anything, Mina.

Uh, I beg you!
_________________________________

He'll only kill you too. Don't listen to him!
_________________________________

-Now...

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

-(WHIMPERING)

-For the last time,
_________________________________

where's the bloody treasure?
_________________________________

(PIRATES YELLING)
_________________________________

Ha!
_________________________________

Stop! Stop, stop, stop, stop!

The treasure's at my place.
_________________________________

North trail, split-level hut with the pink

lawn furniture. You can't miss it.
_________________________________

Now free him at once, you scoundrel!
_________________________________

-(KISSING)

-(SPITTING)
_________________________________

(LAUGHTER)
_________________________________

You know, I'm beginning to see

a pattern in the men I date.
_________________________________

Yeah, well, the past is behind us.
_________________________________

And the future... Below us.
_________________________________

(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________

Oh, it's okay, Mina.
We're together again.

_________________________________

Yes. Despite it all
_________________________________

(SNIFFS) we have each other.
_________________________________

Don't cry for me, Benjamina.
_________________________________

Pardon?
_________________________________

(SINGING) Was I dumb or was I blind
_________________________________

Or did my heart just lose its mind
_________________________________

Why'd I go and throw
_________________________________

our perfect dream away
_________________________________

Looking back I'll never know
_________________________________

How I ever let you go
_________________________________

But destiny could see we deserved
_________________________________

to have another day
_________________________________

BOTH: Love led us here
_________________________________

Right back to where we belong
_________________________________

We followed a star and here we are
_________________________________

Now heaven seems so near
_________________________________

Love led us here
_________________________________

Now I know that life
can take you by surprise
_________________________________

And sweep you off your feet
_________________________________

Did this happen to us
_________________________________

BOTH: Or are we just dreaming
_________________________________

Love led us here
_________________________________

Right back to where we belong
_________________________________

We followed a star and here we are
_________________________________

Now heaven seems so near
_________________________________

Love led us here
_________________________________

So take my hand
_________________________________

And have no fear
_________________________________

We'll be all right
_________________________________

Love led us
_________________________________

here
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Oh, Smolly. You saved me.
_________________________________

(STRAINING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
JAMES: Make ready to sail!

_________________________________
STARBOARD: Aye aye, Captain!

_________________________________

I love the life of a pirate.
_________________________________

-(SQUEAKING)

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

But I hate rats.
_________________________________
STARBOARD: Move it, Port.

_________________________________
PORT: I'll move it in me own good time.

_________________________________

Huh, see anything?
_________________________________

Nope. All clear up here.
_________________________________

Well, it's not clear down here. It stinks!
_________________________________

I know, isn't it great?
_________________________________

-Smells just like skunk.

-Huh.
_________________________________

Spoken like a true Animal Fairy.
_________________________________

I wish.
_________________________________

All right, you guys.

Remember, right arm, left foot. Got it?
_________________________________

FAIRIES: Aye aye.
_________________________________

Sil, I'm right, you're left.
_________________________________

-SILVERMIST: Right.

-No, left.
_________________________________

-I mean, left.

-What?
_________________________________

-And you're right.

-(SCOFFS) Let's go.
_________________________________

Aye aye!
_________________________________

(FAIRIES GROAN)
_________________________________
SILVERMIST: Big pole.

_________________________________

FAIRIES: Back, back, back.
_________________________________
VIDIA: Forward, forward, forward.

_________________________________

Hey, you swabs, work faster!
_________________________________

Hey!
_________________________________

Oppenheimer!
_________________________________

Don't forget the kippers. (LAUGHING)
_________________________________

And you, back to work.
_________________________________

Ah, muy bien.
_________________________________

Ah, we're gonna fly, mate!

We're gonna fly!
_________________________________
ROSETTA: It's a do-si-do.

_________________________________
FAWN: I can't dance!

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
VIDIA: Uh-oh.

_________________________________

Look out!
_________________________________

-(ALL GASP)

-VIDIA: Fly!
_________________________________
PORT: Would you watch

where I'm going?
_________________________________
FAWN: Go, go!

_________________________________

(BOTH GROAN)
_________________________________

Come on!
_________________________________

-Hurry up!

-Okay.
_________________________________

We got it!
_________________________________
JAMES: Return that blue dust!

_________________________________

-Or your friend is done for.

-(GASPS)
_________________________________
JAMES: That's right.

_________________________________

Captain Zarina

has been relieved of duty.
_________________________________

Ha.
_________________________________

You truly are a talented fairy.
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Prepare to cast off!
_________________________________

Weigh anchor and get ready to fly,

me hearties!
_________________________________

Casting off!
_________________________________

It's working!
_________________________________

I can't believe my eye!
_________________________________
YANG: Weigh anchor!

_________________________________

-(LAUGHING)

-BONITO: We're flying!
_________________________________

PIRATES: We're flying!
_________________________________
OPPENHEIMER: It's perfect.

_________________________________

We can fly!
_________________________________
OPPENHEIMER:

Oh, my! Up, up and away!
_________________________________

(PIRATES LAUGHING)
_________________________________
STARBOARD:

Shiver me timbers, we're flying!
_________________________________

-Bon voyage, little captain.

-(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

-No!

-(FAIRIES GASP)
_________________________________

(ALL GRUNTING)
_________________________________

-Come on, hurry!

-(ALL STRAINING)
_________________________________

Hurry!
_________________________________

(ZARINA COUGHING)
_________________________________

Help! Please!
_________________________________

Help! (GASPS)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Help me!
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

-Here, I'll dry you off.

-(ALL PANTING)
_________________________________

(PIRATES LAUGHING)
_________________________________
JAMES: We're flying!

_________________________________

Are you okay?
_________________________________

You saved me.
_________________________________

Why?
_________________________________

Let's just say,

we're offering you quarter.
_________________________________

I'm so sorry.
_________________________________

(ZARINA SIGHS)
_________________________________

They're headed for the second star.
_________________________________

If they make it past

we'll never find them.
_________________________________

The blue dust will be gone forever.
_________________________________

Then let's stop them

before they get there.
_________________________________

Captain.
_________________________________

Come on, men!

It's back to blighty now, lads!
_________________________________

The treasure's all ours!
_________________________________

(CHATTERING, SHOUTING)
_________________________________

Hurry, Come on. Get in the boat.
_________________________________

Long John! Long John! Look! The ship!
_________________________________
BLACK-EYED PEA:

What are they doing?
_________________________________
MUD BUNNY: There's no one on board.

_________________________________

It's coming straight for us!
_________________________________

(STAMMERING) It's the ghost

of Captain Flinty.
_________________________________

He's coming to kill us.
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Come back, you cowards!
_________________________________

Hawkins.
_________________________________

Port, Starboard, get up the mizzen

and raise the royal.
_________________________________

BOTH: Aye aye, Captain!

Raising the royal!
_________________________________

More pixie dust!
_________________________________

(JAMES LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Who's in the mood to plunder?
_________________________________

You guys turn the ship around.
_________________________________

-I'm getting back that blue dust.

-Right.
_________________________________

Look, it's the Captain and the pig.
_________________________________

Oh, no!
_________________________________

(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

Head for those cliffs.
_________________________________

-Head for the cliffs, Squire.

-Aye, aye! Oh!
_________________________________

Oh, Beakie, Beakie. Look, look!
_________________________________

I think we're going to need a net.
_________________________________

-Come along.

-(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________

Get back there,

you yellow-bellied bilge rats!
_________________________________

I'm not losing that treasure now!

Get out!
_________________________________

We're lowering the net now.
_________________________________

All right, let's go.

Okay. That's it. Beautiful. Beautiful.
_________________________________

We're coming, Captain Smollett!
_________________________________

(BENJAMINA WHIMPERING)
_________________________________

-Steady! Steady!

-Careful!
_________________________________

(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________

Au revoir, mon capitaine.

_________________________________
-(SCREAMING)

-We got him!
_________________________________

-(CHEERING)

-Yes!
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

-Ah!

-Oh, no!
_________________________________

(GASPS, WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

Waldorf, you old fool! We're heroes!
_________________________________

We saved the pig and the frog.
_________________________________

Well, it was too late to save the movie.
_________________________________

(BOTH LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Welcome aboard, Captain Smollett.
_________________________________

And welcome to your lady pig friend.
_________________________________

(SCREAMS) Look out!
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(GROANING, SPITTING)
_________________________________

Look alive, men!

The second star, dead ahead.
_________________________________

-Nothing but smooth sailing.

-(THUDDING)
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

ALL: Yeah!
_________________________________

(BOTH EXCLAIM)
_________________________________

Fairies! Fairies!
_________________________________

-It's the fairies!

-(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

She's back? Well, get them off my ship.
_________________________________

-Gladly.

-(PIRATES LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(ALL GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(LAUGHS) It's actually

quite amusing.
_________________________________

Stand your ground, men!
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

-Yang, the helm!

-(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Aye aye, Captain!
_________________________________

Ladies, until we meet again.
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

-Great.

-Ha.
_________________________________

You dare to fight the captain, do you?
_________________________________

Only until I get that dust.
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)

Well, this should be fun.
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

The Captain must have his sword.
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________
GONZO: Wow!

_________________________________

(YELLING)
_________________________________

Captain!
_________________________________

(YELLING)
_________________________________

Fight, you idiots!
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Captain!
_________________________________

Here!
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

All right! No more Ms. Nice Guy!
_________________________________

No-one maroons me

and gets away with it!
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

Come here, you little cuties.
_________________________________

-Okay, this isn't working.

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

Fawn, the spyglass!
_________________________________

Brilliant!
_________________________________

(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

-(GRUNTS)

-(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
BONITO: You tiny thing.

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

-No!

-(WATER SPLASHING)
_________________________________

(BOTH EXCLAIM)
_________________________________

(STAMMERS) Man overboard!
_________________________________

(GASPS) I did it!
_________________________________

Stop them, you imbeciles.

They're six-inch fairies!
_________________________________

-Good to see you alive, Mr. Arrow.

-Thank you, Captain.
_________________________________

Geronimo!
_________________________________

Oh, what am I gonna do?
_________________________________

-Come on!

-Come on, you!
_________________________________

Oh, sorry.
_________________________________

-En garde!

-Ah!
_________________________________

Me casa es su casa.
_________________________________

Ah, I make cheese out of you. Come on!
_________________________________

(KARATE YELLS)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Cucaracha.
_________________________________

Ha!
_________________________________

Fawn, the wheel!
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

Sil, whirlwind!
_________________________________

(YANG CONTINUES GROANING)
_________________________________

Take that! Whoa, whoa...
_________________________________

Blast it. The second star!
_________________________________

They turned the ship around!
_________________________________

-Yup, we sure did.

-(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Get this ship back on course!
_________________________________

Aye aye, Captain! (GRUNTING)
_________________________________

-Now!

-(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

Why you...
_________________________________

Bull's-eye!
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

No fair! Come back here!
_________________________________

Fairies, fairies, nothing but fairies!
_________________________________

Stop moving so fast.
_________________________________

Ha-ha! Just one more, pirate.
_________________________________

Jingle-jingle. Ha!
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Uh-oh! (GROANS)
_________________________________

-Nice work.

-Just thinking like a Tinker.
_________________________________

-(SNICKERS)

-Ah!
_________________________________

Come on, Jerry! He's just a kid!
_________________________________

(GRUNTING, LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

Okay, okay, okay!
_________________________________

Okay, I give... Uncle. Uh, I'm dead.
_________________________________

No, no, no! Take that, you little...
_________________________________

-Oh. my!

-(ROARS)
_________________________________

Avast, crocky! Charge!
_________________________________
OPPENHEIMER: No!

_________________________________

Get it away, get it away,

get it away, get it away!
_________________________________

Yeah, that's it.
_________________________________

Don't make me use my teaspoon.
_________________________________

Oh, no. Oh, no, you don't, you little...
_________________________________

-Oh! You ate my mummy's clock?

-(CLOCK TICKING)
_________________________________

What was wrong with the spatula?
_________________________________

(LAUGHING) Sic him!
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(WATER SPLASHING)
_________________________________

Oh! (LAUGHING)

That's my crocky.
_________________________________

There's nothing I revel quite as much
_________________________________

-as a worthy opponent.

-(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(STRAINING)
_________________________________

(GROANS)

You're stronger than you look.
_________________________________

-(GRUNTING)

-(FAIRIES STRAINING)
_________________________________

Hey, need some help?
_________________________________
IRIDESSA: Anchor's away!

_________________________________

Grow some seaweed, sunflower.
_________________________________

PIRATES: Whoa!
_________________________________

Ahh! (GROWLS)
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)

Now, that's some seaweed!
_________________________________

I've had just about

enough of this.
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Ha!
_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________

(ALL GASP)
_________________________________

(FAIRIES GROAN)
_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-You, too!
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Oh, oh, oh, Mr. Bimbo, help!
_________________________________

(GRUNTING, SHOUTING)
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

Am I dead?
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Wonderful!
_________________________________

(WHIMPERS, GASPS)
_________________________________

Mr. Bimbo!

That was some amazing swordplay!
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Take that!
_________________________________

Watch out, Mr. Arrow!
_________________________________

-(GRUNTS)

-(GROANING)
_________________________________

Uh, well, thank you. But aren't you

supposed to be fighting against us?
_________________________________

Are you kiddin'? I love you, guys!
_________________________________

Hmm.
_________________________________

(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

Cowabunga!
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(PANTING) Come on. Fight!

Where are you?
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

Hmm.
_________________________________
STARBOARD:

You're not going anywhere.
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

These ought to fetch a hefty price, eh?
_________________________________

(FAIRIES WHIMPERING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Back on course.
_________________________________

(STRAINING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(YANG LAUGHS)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

Give me that dust!
_________________________________

No!
_________________________________

(PIRATES YELPING)
_________________________________

(PIRATES SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

The dust! Not my dust!
_________________________________

No!
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

I got the dust.
_________________________________
TINKER BELL: Go on, you're okay.

_________________________________
ROSETTA: Oh, thank goodness.

_________________________________

(STRAINING)

Let's get you out of there.
_________________________________

-(LAUGHING)

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

Lean right,
_________________________________

fly right.
_________________________________

-(ALL GASP)

-I'll take that!
_________________________________

Now, where was I?
_________________________________

Ah, yes. The second star.
_________________________________

-(GROANING)

-(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS) You simply don't give up.
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Well, I guess I'm stronger than I look.
_________________________________

(STRAINING)
_________________________________

The second star.
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

-(GROANS)

-(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Oh...
_________________________________

(GASPS) Zarina!
_________________________________

You fought well, little fairy.
_________________________________

But it's over.
_________________________________

The dust is mine.
_________________________________

The ship is mine.
_________________________________

Your adventure has come to an end.
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(KISSING)
_________________________________

And as for you!
_________________________________

(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

Silver!
_________________________________

Hmm, hmm.
_________________________________

Ha!
_________________________________

(YELLING)
_________________________________

Ha! Ha!
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Why don't you pick on

somebody your own size, huh?
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING CONTINUES)
_________________________________

Ah! Ha-ha-ha-ha!
_________________________________

Wow!
_________________________________
BENJAMINA: Yes! Yes! Smolly! Yes!

_________________________________

(GRUNTING CONTINUES)
_________________________________
SMOLLETT: Ha!
BENJAMINA: Yes!

_________________________________

Ha-ha, Silver!
_________________________________

(HUMMING)
_________________________________

Ha-ha, ho-ho!
_________________________________

Not bad for an amphibian.
_________________________________

(CHEERING IN UNISON)

Smolly! Smolly, he's our man!
_________________________________

If he can't do it, no one can!
_________________________________

(HUMMING)
_________________________________

-Excuse me.

-Pardon? Whoops.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(BELL TINKLES)
_________________________________

Oh, go ahead, take it.
_________________________________

What's one speck between friends?
_________________________________

No, really, I think you should have it all!
_________________________________

-(ZARINA LAUGHING)

-Huh?
_________________________________

From a trickle to a roar.
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS) Whoa!
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(FAIRIES GASP)
_________________________________
SILVERMIST: We're free!

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Look at him go!
_________________________________

He's very fast.
_________________________________

Yeah, you think?
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT) Uh... Uh...
_________________________________

Uh... I'm a frog.
_________________________________

You know, slippery hands.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

You know, I never really believed that

violence solved anything anyway.
_________________________________

Really? Allow me to disagree, Cap'n.
_________________________________

(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

Kill Captain Smollett,

and you'll have to kill me.
_________________________________

Kill Jim, and you'll have to kill me.
_________________________________

Kill Gonzo, and you'll have to kill me.
_________________________________

Kill Squire Trelawney and Mr. Bimbo,
_________________________________

 and you'll have to...

Negotiate strenuously.
_________________________________

Going somewhere, John-John?
_________________________________

(MURMURING)
_________________________________

Well, Mr. Hawkins,

it seems your little family
_________________________________

has come together against me.
_________________________________

(SNICKERING)
_________________________________

Is it time to get that blue dust back?
_________________________________

Watch this.
_________________________________

(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

Can't fly without dust.
_________________________________

Blast!
_________________________________

(PIRATES YELPING)
_________________________________

Goodbye, James.
_________________________________
JAMES: Curse you, fairies!

_________________________________

Curse you!
_________________________________

Tiny she-devils they are, really.
_________________________________

-(CLOCK TICKING)

-Huh?
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

(PIRATES LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Oh, no, no, no! (GROANS)
_________________________________

I am not a codfish! (GROANING)
_________________________________

I'm a pirate!
_________________________________

-All right.

-(FAIRIES LAUGHING)
_________________________________

You got the dust!
_________________________________

-We did it!

-(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________

We can go home!
_________________________________

Oh, I'm gonna soak in a nice,

hot milkweed bath.
_________________________________

Get the smell of pirates off me.
_________________________________
SILVERMIST:

That was what I was thinking.
_________________________________

-VIDIA: You said it, Ro.

-(ALL GIGGLING)
_________________________________

Here, please,

take this back to Pixie Hollow.
_________________________________
TINKER BELL: Uh, Zarina,

_________________________________

we didn't just come for the dust.
_________________________________

-(LAUGHS JOYFULLY)

-FAIRIES: Come on!
_________________________________

Um, Ro? There's something

you should know.
_________________________________

It's about your hair.
_________________________________

(ROSETTA SCREAMING)
_________________________________

First, I lose my talent,

then I become a mother.
_________________________________

I do-si-doed in a stinky shoe,

and now, my hair?
_________________________________

(CONTINUES SCREAMING)
_________________________________

We're doomed.
_________________________________

Well, you know, I, for one,

feel better about myself.
_________________________________

Yeah. And I believe

that I have learned a valuable lesson.
_________________________________

-Why you!

-Shut up!
_________________________________

(SHOUTING CONTINUES)
_________________________________
CLUELESS: Okay,

I said something wrong!
_________________________________

(KEYS RATTLING)
_________________________________

(THUD, SPLASH)
_________________________________

Silver!
_________________________________

I suppose you'll be blowing

the whistle on me now, won't you, Jim?
_________________________________

I suppose I will. You have to

return to Bristol to stand trial.
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Oh, I'm sorry, Jim.

I've got a terrible fear of hanging.
_________________________________

We're shipmates, aren't we, Jim?
_________________________________

Gentlemen of fortune, together.
_________________________________

Give us one more chance.
_________________________________

Oh, hell, Jim. I could never harm you.
_________________________________

You're honest and brave and true.
_________________________________

You didn't learn that from me.
_________________________________

I learned it from my friends, Mr. Silver.
_________________________________

Take your oars and row away.

I never want to see you again, ever.
_________________________________

Oh, Jim!
_________________________________

'Tis a shame, really.
_________________________________

We'd have made a great team, Jim.
_________________________________

Well done, Jim.

Your father would be proud.
_________________________________

Captain Smollett,

I have most distressing news.
_________________________________

One of the jolly boats is missing,
_________________________________

and I know for a fact

that it was terribly unsafe.
_________________________________

Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah
_________________________________

Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah
_________________________________

Well, you don't know who you are
_________________________________

Sky is the limit
And I just wanna flow
_________________________________

Free as a spirit on a journey of hope
_________________________________
VIDIA: Hang on, guys!

_________________________________

Cut the strings and let me go
_________________________________

I'm weightless, I'm weightless
_________________________________

Millions of balloons
tethered to the ground
_________________________________

Hey! There it is.
_________________________________

Home.
_________________________________

-(GRUNTING)

-(FAIRIES SNORING)
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

(GASPING)
_________________________________

And...now!
_________________________________

(EXHALES)
_________________________________

(SILVERMIST CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

(AUDIENCE SNORING)
_________________________________

(ALL YAWNING)
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(ALL GASP)
_________________________________

(ALL YAWNING)
_________________________________

(GASPS) Bobble!
_________________________________

(CLANK LAUGHING)
_________________________________

You're awake!
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(ALL GASPING)
_________________________________

This is the best show yet!
_________________________________

Uh, girls?
_________________________________

Queen Clarion,

we got the blue dust back.
_________________________________

Which I didn't know was missing.
_________________________________

We also got Zarina.
_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-FAIRY GARY: Zarina!
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

-Oh, you're home!

-(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

Yeah. And from now on, I promise...
_________________________________

You know, Zarina's

pretty much mastered
_________________________________

that pixie dust thing of hers.
_________________________________

Yeah, she even grew a pixie dust tree.
_________________________________

Now, we've got an extra.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Does this talent of yours have a name?
_________________________________

"Alchemy."
_________________________________

Pixie dust alchemy.
_________________________________

You should really see her in action.
_________________________________

-Oh, you definitely should.

-Very impressive.
_________________________________

Hmm.
_________________________________

Well, we do have an audience.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(BUZZING)
_________________________________

(AUDIENCE CHATTERING

EXCITEDLY)
_________________________________

AUDIENCE: Oh!
_________________________________

-(CHEERING)

-(BLOWING BUGLE)
_________________________________

AUDIENCE: Wow!
_________________________________

Thanks.
_________________________________

Well, how's my hair?
_________________________________

It's good!
_________________________________

(AUDIENCE GASPING)
_________________________________

Yeah!
_________________________________

AUDIENCE: Oh!
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
_________________________________

Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________

(ALL GASP)
_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________

All right!
_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________

Gorgeous.
_________________________________

(ALL CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
_________________________________

(SNORING)
_________________________________

Psst. Anna?
_________________________________

Yeah?
_________________________________

Happy birthday.
_________________________________

(SINGING) ...to you
_________________________________

It's your birthday.
_________________________________

(SINGING) ...to me
_________________________________

(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

It's my birthday.
_________________________________

Come on!
_________________________________

(GASPS) It's my birthday?
_________________________________

Mmm-hmm.
_________________________________

And it's going to be perfect because...
_________________________________

(SINGING) You've never had a
real birthday before

_________________________________
Except of course the ones you spent

Outside my locked door
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

So I'm here way too late
to help you celebrate
_________________________________

(ANNA GRUNTS)
_________________________________

And be your birthday date
_________________________________

If I may
_________________________________

(SNEEZES)
_________________________________

(ELSA SNIFFLES)
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

Elsa, I'm thinkin' ya might have a cold

_________________________________
I don't get colds. Besides...
_________________________________

A cold never bothered me anyway
_________________________________

Whoa.
_________________________________

(GASPING)
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Fancy.
_________________________________

Just follow the string.
_________________________________

Wait, what?
_________________________________

I've got big plans
I've got surprises for today
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

Nothin' but nothin's
gonna get in our way

_________________________________
I've worked for weeks

_________________________________
Planned everything within my power
_________________________________

I even got Kristoff and Sven
to take a shower
_________________________________

If someone want to hold me back
_________________________________

I'd like to see them try
_________________________________
OLAF: Summer!

_________________________________

I'm on the birthday plan attack
_________________________________

I'm givin' you the sun the moon,
and the sky

_________________________________
(SNIFFS AND SIGHS)
_________________________________

(SNEEZES)
_________________________________

Little brothers! (GASPS)
_________________________________

I'm makin' today a perfect day for you
_________________________________

Ooh, sandwich.
_________________________________

I'm makin' today a blast
_________________________________

If it's the last thing I do
_________________________________

For everything you are to me
_________________________________

And all you've been through
_________________________________

-Ugh!

-I'm makin' today...
_________________________________

A perfect day for you
_________________________________

(GIGGLES)
_________________________________

(SNEEZES)
_________________________________

-(SNEEZES)

-They come in threes.
_________________________________

I'm fine. (SNEEZES)
_________________________________

Hey!
_________________________________

Surprise, surprise this one is specially...
_________________________________

(SNEEZES)
_________________________________

Wow, you've got me reeling
_________________________________

But I'm still concerned for you
_________________________________

I think it's time that you go home
and get some rest
_________________________________

We are not stopping
_________________________________

♪ 'Cause the next one is the be...
_________________________________

Ah-ah...
_________________________________

Achoo!
_________________________________

Elsa, you gotta go lie down
_________________________________

No way, we have to paint the town

_________________________________
But you need medical attention

_________________________________
Are you sick?

How about a cold remedy...
_________________________________

Of my own invention?

_________________________________
-No, thanks.

-We'll take it.
_________________________________

We're making today a perfect day for you
_________________________________

We're making today a special day
_________________________________

We're singing a birthday song...
_________________________________

To make your wishes come true
_________________________________

-Wishes come true

-We love Princess Anna

_________________________________
(BLOWING NOSE)
_________________________________

And I love you too
_________________________________

So we're making today a perfect day
_________________________________

A fabulous way in every way
_________________________________

Yes, we are making today a perfect day
_________________________________

I can fix it.
_________________________________

No, no!
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
OLAF: All fixed.

_________________________________
KRISTOFF:

"Dry Banana Hippy Hat"?
_________________________________

Come on. Now we climb!
_________________________________

Elsa, that's too much. You need to rest.
_________________________________

We need to get to our birthdays chills.
_________________________________

I mean thrills.
_________________________________

Making dreams!
_________________________________

Making plans!
_________________________________

Go, go, go, go!
_________________________________

Follow the string to the end
You are my very best friend
_________________________________

-Elsa?

-What?
_________________________________

I'm fine
_________________________________

We're gonna climb
_________________________________

We're gonna sing
_________________________________

Follow the string
_________________________________

To the thing

_________________________________
Happy, happy, happy

_________________________________
Merry, merry, merry...

_________________________________
-Hot, cold...

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

Hot birthday
_________________________________

Elsa, look at you, you've got a fever.
_________________________________

-You're burning up.

-(SIGHS)
_________________________________

All right we can't go on like this
_________________________________

Let's put this day on hold
_________________________________

Come on admit it to yourself
_________________________________

Okay...

_________________________________
I have a cold

_________________________________
I'm sorry, Anna.
_________________________________

I just wanted to give you

one perfect birthday.
_________________________________

But I ruined it. Again.
_________________________________

You didn't ruin anything.

Let's just get you to bed.
_________________________________
KRISTOFF: Oh, no,

please, please stop!
_________________________________

ALL: Surprise!
_________________________________

-Wow!

-Wow.
_________________________________

We're making today a perfect day...
_________________________________

-For you

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

We're making today
_________________________________

(SNEEZES)
_________________________________

A smiley face
All shiny and new

_________________________________
There's a fine line between chaos

_________________________________
And a hullabaloo

_________________________________
So we're makin' today a perfect day

_________________________________
Makin' today a perfect day
_________________________________

A-N-N-A!
_________________________________

Makin' today a perfect day for you
_________________________________

Happy birthday.
_________________________________

Makin' today a happy day

_________________________________
-And no feelin' blue

-I love you, baby!

_________________________________
For everything you are to us...

_________________________________
And all that you do

_________________________________
I do.
_________________________________

We're makin' today a perfect day
_________________________________

Makin' today a perfect day
_________________________________

Makin' today a perfect day
_________________________________

A perfect day!
_________________________________

Okay, to bed with you.
_________________________________

-No, wait. Wait.

-Oh!
_________________________________

All that's left to do is for the Queen
_________________________________

to blow the birthday bukkehorn.
_________________________________

-Oh, no, no, no.

-(SNEEZES)
_________________________________

(HORN SOUNDS)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Ah! (GROANS)
_________________________________

(NEIGHING)
_________________________________

Best birthday present ever.
_________________________________

Which one?
_________________________________

You letting me take care of you.
_________________________________

(SNEEZES)
_________________________________

(KNOCKS)
_________________________________

This way, Sludge and Slush

and Slide and Ansel...
_________________________________

and Flake and Fridge

and Flurry and Powder...
_________________________________

and Crystal and Squalor

and Pat and Sphere...
_________________________________

and William.
_________________________________

Don't ask.
_________________________________

Ah!
_________________________________

(SHOUTING, LAUGHING)
_________________________________

This is not fun.
_________________________________

Flaubert, meet Da-Da.
_________________________________

-Ready to sail, sir.

-Hmm.
_________________________________

Where to, Captain Hawkins?
_________________________________

To wherever the wind may take us.
_________________________________

Off to Zanzibar,

to meet the Zanzibarbarians.
_________________________________

Oh, brother. Here they go again.
_________________________________

(LAUGHTER)
_________________________________

(STEEL DRUMS MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________

If I could reach the top of the world

_________________________________
Be all I am
It'd be so beautiful

_________________________________
If only I could be brave
and I could be strong

_________________________________
I would know where I belong

_________________________________
If only

_________________________________
I wanna feel free to be who I am

_________________________________
What I'm about is more than I've been

_________________________________
Ready to show the world who I am

_________________________________
Started it out, but I'm holding in

_________________________________
And find my own place to stay

_________________________________
I can be who I am

_________________________________
(VOCALIZING)

_________________________________

I'm closer to what I'm meant to be

_________________________________
If I try I know that I can get there

_________________________________
I'm not gonna stop 'cause I believe

_________________________________
That there's so much more to me

_________________________________
SMEE: Man in the water!

_________________________________

Oh, dear.
_________________________________

Oh, my.
_________________________________

Oh! (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

That's a very nice hook.
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Just give me a hand.

_________________________________

I wanna feel free to be who I am

_________________________________

What I am about is more than I've been
_________________________________

Ready to show the world who I am
_________________________________

Started it out, but I am holding in
_________________________________

Find my own place to stay
_________________________________

So I can be who I am
_________________________________

(VOCALIZING)
_________________________________

I can be who I am
_________________________________

I can be who I am
_________________________________

(LOVE POWER PLAYING)
_________________________________

Love power
_________________________________

Love power
_________________________________

Love power
_________________________________

A little love power
_________________________________

Stronger than the hurricane
_________________________________

And softer than the summer rain
_________________________________

-Love power

-What kind of power?
_________________________________

A little love power
_________________________________

It can lift you up
Lift you up when you get low
_________________________________

And make your life bright as a rainbow
_________________________________

Whoa
_________________________________

There ain't no sun in the morning sky
_________________________________

Breeze ain't blowing
and the bird don't fly
_________________________________

Then someone kind reaches out a hand
_________________________________

And smiles a warm sweet smile
_________________________________

And then your heart
come to understand
_________________________________

What make de world spin
_________________________________

Where de magic begin
_________________________________

Someone to believe in
_________________________________

Feels so good when everybody feels
_________________________________

Love power
There's no higher power
_________________________________

-A little love power
-Nothing in the world

_________________________________

Stronger than the hurricane
_________________________________

And softer than the summer rain
_________________________________

Oh, love power
_________________________________

-Everybody feel it

-A little love power
_________________________________

Oh-oh-oh-oh
_________________________________

Lift you up when you get low
_________________________________

And make you life bright as the rainbow
_________________________________

Whoa
_________________________________

So many people, they feel so bad
_________________________________

Yeah, they make the money
but they still so sad
_________________________________

Nobody told them that it ain't that stuff
_________________________________

That makes life worthwhile
_________________________________

'Cause even if you're got enough
_________________________________

You got less than nothing
'Til you know for certain
_________________________________

Enough to put your faith in
_________________________________

It feels so good when everybody feels
_________________________________

-Love power

-People, can you feel it
_________________________________

A little love power
_________________________________

Lift you up when you get low
_________________________________

And make you life bright as the rainbow
_________________________________

Let me tell you now
_________________________________

Whoa
_________________________________

Fell the inspiration
_________________________________

-Hey

-Don't feel like heaven
_________________________________

It makes the soul and the spirit strong
_________________________________

When everybody come
and every single one
_________________________________

they hear the song now
_________________________________

Oh, love power
_________________________________

A little love power
_________________________________

Stronger than the hurricane
_________________________________

And softer than the summer rain
_________________________________

-Can you feel it, oh?

-Love power
_________________________________

-What kind of power

-A little love power
_________________________________

♪ It can lift you up
_________________________________

Lift you up when you get low

_________________________________
And make your life bright as the rainbow

_________________________________
Lift you up when you get low
_________________________________

And make your life bright as the rainbow
_________________________________

So, Johnny. May I call you, Johnny?
_________________________________

Stop me if you've heard this one.
_________________________________

Why does the ocean roar?
_________________________________

Give up?
_________________________________

You would, too,

if you had crabs on your bottom...
_________________________________

And oysters in your bed.
_________________________________

(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

Get it? Oysters? Bed?
_________________________________

Ooh, I love that one.
_________________________________

I'm tellin' ya,

I got a million more just like that.
_________________________________

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________

First the Tower of London, arr!

_________________________________
The guards won't know what hit it

_________________________________
We'll swoop right down
and take the crown

_________________________________
And the Crown Jewels with it

_________________________________
And when we fly to Paris

_________________________________
Oh, the treasures I'll be grabbin'

_________________________________
The Mona Lisa will look lovely

_________________________________
Hanging in me cabin

_________________________________
Hey-ho

_________________________________
Imagine the places that we'll go

_________________________________
No one can stop us
When we're so

_________________________________
High in the stratosphere!

_________________________________
Hey-ho

_________________________________
We'll be the freighter that plunders

_________________________________
Every one of the world's
seven wonders

_________________________________
When we're up in the skies

_________________________________
For who can fight a frigate that flies?

_________________________________
No one can fight a frigate that flies

_________________________________
Next we'll roam to Rome, me lads

_________________________________
And here's what I'll be stealin'

_________________________________
I'll rob the Sistine Chapel

_________________________________
Of the Sistine Chapel's ceilin'

_________________________________
And for all the folks in Egypt

_________________________________
It will be a dismal day

_________________________________
They'll be crying for their mummies

_________________________________
 When we take their mummies away!

_________________________________
Hey-ho

_________________________________
Imagine the places that we'll go
_________________________________

No can stop us when we're so high!
_________________________________

They will all cower in fear
_________________________________

Hey-ho, from Delhi to Rio to Venice
_________________________________

There's no city that we will not menace
_________________________________

When we're up in the skies
_________________________________

For who can fight a frigate that flies?
_________________________________

No one can fight a frigate that flies
_________________________________

-Oh, how high we will be!

-We will be
_________________________________

'Cause the blue fairy dust
Surely packs a mighty wallop
_________________________________

Only takes a dollop
_________________________________

-Soon it will set us free

-We'll be free
_________________________________

From the chains of gravity
_________________________________

Then we'll hoist up the sail
_________________________________

And we'll set course for the sun
_________________________________

'Cause when you've got wings
_________________________________

No wicked deed cannot be done
_________________________________

And we owe it all
_________________________________

To our great and glorious captain
_________________________________
YANG: Two, three, four!

_________________________________

Hey-ho,
imagine the places that we'll go
_________________________________

No one can stop us when we're so high
_________________________________

-Givin' a pirate cheer

-Arr!
_________________________________

Hey-ho, we'll be
the freighter that plunders
_________________________________

Every one of the world's
seven wonders
_________________________________

When we're up in the skies
_________________________________

For who can fight a frigate that flies?
_________________________________

Hey-ho, there's not a town or a county
_________________________________

That will not yield its bounty up
_________________________________

When our ship draws near
_________________________________

Hey-ho, there's not a city or village
_________________________________

That we will not plunder or pillage
_________________________________

When we're up in the skies
_________________________________

For who can fight a frigate that flies?
_________________________________

And every nation will give a donation
_________________________________

When they see us sail the skies
_________________________________

In a frigate that flies!
_________________________________

Hey!
_________________________________