Wednesday, February 21, 2018

Disney Countdown to Ralph Breaks the Internet: Wreck-It Ralph 2 and Baby Steps to Walt Disney World (May 2019–June 2019) - Subtitles (en)

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Imagining in May 2019June 2019
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You did it, Lewis. You did it!
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I'll hold him while you run for help.
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Let him go.
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What are you doing? He's the bad guy.
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No, he's not. He's my roommate.
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-What?
-He's my old roommate,
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and I really think
you guys should adopt him.
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-Are you nuts?
-Give me one good reason why not.
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I'll give you three good reasons.
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He stole our time machine,
tried to ruin your future,
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and he smells like he hasn't showered
in 30 years! Ow!
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May I remind you, I'm your father,
and you have to do what I say.
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Okay, Mr. Yagoobian,
do you want to be a...
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-Where'd he go?
-Goob?
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Goob!
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Goob.
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(EXHALES)
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Milo?
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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(CHEERING SUBSIDES)
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MELVIN: (LAUGHING) Again,
I cannot tell you how sorry we are
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for this whole misunderstanding.
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Oh, dear goodness.
We are so very sorry.
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We are. And if it hadn't
been for your son there,
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well, we might have
vaporized the whole planet.
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-What?
-(GASPING)
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Goodness! What a shame
that would have been.
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-Tell 'em!
-Where would we pick acorns?
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We stop here on the way to the in-laws.
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-Every year.
-Looked on all the other planets.
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-You only find them on Earth.
-Just as it says here
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on your primitive graphic display.
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-That caught our eyes.
-(POLICE SIREN)
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Okay, everything's been
put back to normal,
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except for this one, over here.
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-Hi, y'all!
-(GASPING)
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Foxy?
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♪ Lollipop, lollipop Oh, lolli lolli lolli
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♪ Lollipop...
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She got her brainwaves
scrambled during reconstitution.
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No worries! We can put
her back the way she was.
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No! She's perfect.
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♪ Lollipop! Lollipop! ♪
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-Scary.
-Whoops!
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Darling! Look at the time!
We better get a move on.
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All right, then. It was good meeting ya.
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Sorry for the whole
full-scale invasion thing.
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But, hey, I'm a dad.
You know how it is with your kids.
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When they need ya,
you do whatever it takes.
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(SIGHS) There goes that panel again.
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Every year we come, this thing falls off.
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Someday it's going
to hit somebody on the head.
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-(GASPING)
-Nonsense!
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You can't return the panel.
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-Now that's ridiculous.
-You threw away the receipt again.
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MELVIN: (BIG VOICE)
Silence! (ECHOING)
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TINA: Melvin, did you just try
and use the big voice on me?
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MELVIN: Um... Uh...
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Who we talking about?
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-Wazowski!
-(SCREAMS)
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-Whoa!
-Stop the bus!
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(BRAKES SCREECHING)
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Are you crazy?
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(PANTING) Mike,
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I don't know a single Scarer
who can do what you do.
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I know, everyone sees us together,
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they think I'm the one running the show,
but the truth is,
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I've been riding your coattails
since day one!
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You made the deal with Hardscrabble.
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You took a hopeless team
and made them champions.
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All I did was catch a pig!
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Technically, I caught the pig.
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Exactly! And you think you're just okay?
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You pulled off the biggest Scare
this school has ever seen!
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-That wasn't me!
-That was you!
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You think I could have done that
without you?
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I didn't even bring a pencil
on the first day of school.
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Mike, you're not scary. Not even a little.
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But you are fearless.
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And if Hardscrabble can't see that,
then she can just...
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I can just what?
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Careful, Mr. Sullivan.
I was just warming up to you.
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Sorry.
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Well, gentlemen,
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it seems you made the front page again.
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The two of you did something together
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that no one has ever done before.
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You surprised me.
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Perhaps I should keep an eye out
for more surprises
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like you in my program.
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But as far as the two of you
are concerned
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there is nothing I can do for you now.
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Except, perhaps, wish you luck.
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And, Mr. Wazowski,
keep surprising people.
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You know, there is still one way
we can work at a Scare company.
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They're always hiring in the mailroom.
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Are you hurt? Any broken bones?
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-No, I'm...
-Do you have a temperature?
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-Brain fog?
-Scurvy?
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-Tapeworm?
-Cellulite?
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No. No, no, I'm fine. I feel fine.
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In fact,
better than I've felt in a long time.
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CORNELIUS: Franny, they're gone.
Oh, this is terrible!
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-Oh, boy.
-Well, he's home early.
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Franny, where are you?
The time machines are gone!
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Oh!
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(LAUGHS)
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(CHUCKLES)
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Mmm-hmm.
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Ratted out by the old lady.
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Harsh.
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CORNELIUS: Okay.
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Wow!
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Yeah, beats working
in an office every day.
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Yeah, no kidding.
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Hey!
Want to see the one I'm most proud of?
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Yeah.
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(EXCLAIMING)
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Oh, no, no, no. That one.
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It was our first real invention.
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It's the one that started it all.
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Wowie.
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So if I go back now,
then this will be my future.
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Well, that depends on you.
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Nothing is set in stone.
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You gotta make the right choices
and keep moving forward.
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Since it's gonna work this time,
that means I...
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We won't finally get to see
what Mom looks like?
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Do we ever meet her?
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I think
you're just gonna have to get back
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to that science fair
and find out for yourself.
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I had a feeling
you were gonna say that.
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That's because we are one smart kid.
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Atlantis will honor your names forever.
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I only wish there was more
we could do for you.
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You know, thanks anyway,
but I think we're good.
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They'll take you as far as the surface.
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We are really going to miss you, Milo.
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You know, I'm going
to reopen the flower shop,
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and I'm going to think of
you guys every single day,
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Monday through Friday, 9:00 to 5:00,
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Saturday until 2:00.
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Sunday... I'm going to take Sunday off,
probably, and...
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Maybe I'll go in for
a couple of hours, you know.
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But August... I'm going to take August.
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I ain't so good at speechifying,
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but I wanted you to have this.
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It's the bacon grease
from the whole trip.
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Cookie, I...
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(MUTTERS)
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A-ha. Two for flinching.
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See you, Milo.
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MOLE: Hey, Milo!
(LAUGHING)
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-(FLIES BUZZING)
-(LAUGHING) Mole.
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Mole. Wow. Hey, well...
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Good-bye, Mole.
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Now, you sure you want to stay?
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There's a hero's welcome waiting for
the man who discovered Atlantis.
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Ah, I don't think
the world needs another hero.
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Besides, I hear there's an opening
down here for an expert in gibberish.
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You take good care of
yourself, Milo Thatch.
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Yeah. You, too, Sweet.
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Come here.
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(BONES CRACKING)
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Sweet, before you go, could you...
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-No problem.
-(CRACKS)
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Ah. Oh. Thanks.
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(LAUGHS) Oh, you're getting a bill.
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Can we go home now?
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Come on, y'all. Let's get
one last shot in front of the fish.
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-Say gochk!
-ALL: Gochk!
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-So long!
-Bye-bye, Lewis!
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-Farewell, future brother-in-law.
-So long! See you later, Lewis!
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Oh, don't forget the mashed potatoes!
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-Have a safe trip, little Lewis.
-I will.
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Hey, while I got you here,
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just a couple of little suggestions
regarding my design.
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Let's face it, these skinny limbs
don't exactly make the teapot whistle.
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All that really matters is,
hey, don't forget to invent me.
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-Are you kidding? No way!
-I love you.
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There's so many things
I wish I could ask you.
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Excuse me.
Time travel now, questions later.
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-But I...
-GRANDMA LUCILLE: Don't worry.
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Just get back to that science fair,
and we'll see you real soon.
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Oh, right. Right, okay, I will. Bye.
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-Goodbye, son.
-Thanks again for everything!
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-Wait. Lewis, one more thing.
-Yeah?
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Just a little tip for the future.
I am always right.
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Even when I'm wrong, I'm right.
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She's right.
I'd just go with it if I were you.
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And I am.
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Then you're absolutely right.
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(HONKING)
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All right, I'm coming.
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Well, it's not like
you're never gonna see them again.
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They are your family, after all.
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(ENGINE STARTS)
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Now, let's go over it again,
just so we got it straight.
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-You didn't find anything?
-Nope. Just a lot of rocks...
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And fish, little fish.
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Sponges.
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What happened to Helga?
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Well, we lost her when
a flaming zeppelin come down on her.
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-Uh, missing.
-That's right. And Rourke?
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Nervous breakdown.
You could say he went all to pieces.
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In fact, you could say
he was transamorgafied
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and then busted into a zillion...
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Ahem. He's missing, too.
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-What about Milo?
-Went down with the sub.
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(MOLE BURROWING)
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(MOLE CHUCKLES)
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-Lord, give me strength.
-(SIGHS)
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I'm going to miss that boy.
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At least he's in a better place now.
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MILODear Mr. Whitmore,
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I hope this piece of proof
is enough for you.
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It sure convinced me.
Thanks from both of us.
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Milo Thatch.
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(PROUD MARY PLAYING)
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♪ Left a good job in the city
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♪ Workin' for the man 
every night and day
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♪ Rollin'
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♪ Rollin' on the river
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♪ Rollin' on the river
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Okay.
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Hello, Tom! Give us a squeeze!
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All right, chaps.
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♪ Big wheel keep on turnin'
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♪ Proud Mary keep on burnin'
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♪ Rollin', rollin'
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♪ Rollin' on the river
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(VOCALIZING)
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All right!
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Oh, I love a happy ending.
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You're gone soft! I like unhappy
endings, with lots of violence.
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Are you... Are you happy now, Spike?
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(LAUGHING)
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-Shall we?
-Go for it.
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-♪ Big wheel keep on turnin'
-♪ Turnin'
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-♪ Proud Mary keep on burnin'
-♪ Burnin'
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♪ Rollin', rollin'
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♪ Rollin on the river
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(VOCALIZING)
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-Where are we going?
-I have no idea.
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But we're gonna get there really fast!
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I'm coming, Mr. Jones! I'm coming!
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Wait a minute.
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You're supposed to take me back
to the science fair.
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I know.
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Well, I think
you punched in the wrong numbers.
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We agreed that,
if you fixed the time machine,
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I'd take you back to see your mom.
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What?
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(BABY LEWIS CRYING)
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A deal's a deal.
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(FEET PATTERING)
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(KNOCKING)
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(ENGINE STARTS)
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I don't get it. Why'd you just let her go?
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Because I already have a family.
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I never thought my dad
would be my best friend.
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Now, now, don't make me come
and bail you out again.
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I won't.
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Remember, I've got a time machine.
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If you mess up again,
I'll just keep coming back
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till you get it right.
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(LAUGHS)
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-You got that motto?
-I got it.
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Don't forget it.
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I don't think that's possible.
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You better get going.
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See you later, Wilbur.
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(HONKING)
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Wait a minute!
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(SNORING)
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(CRACKING)
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Goob! Goob, wake up!
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What?
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(PEOPLE CHEERING)
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That's it!
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(FROGS CROAKING)
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Mr. Willerstein,
I know what went wrong.
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Can I have one more chance? Please!
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My ride isn't here yet, so fire it up.
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I need a volunteer.
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Now, just give me a date to input.
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Well, now, let's see.
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There's my first science fair,
the day I got my first microscope,
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the time I swam the English Channel,
my first gold medal for the luge.
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(EXCLAIMS)
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I know.
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(WHISPERING)
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Perfect!
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-You look gorgeous.
-He's a lucky guy.
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Oh! It works.
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-It works!
-It works.
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You look beautiful, Lucille.
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Bud?
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-Would you look at that?
-Whoa!
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Honey! Honey, you're just in time.
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-Lucille!
-You did it, Lewis! You did it!
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This invention is brilliant!
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Kid, you're this fair's MVP!
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That was some show you put on.
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You're a real special kid,
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but, um,
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you don't look like a Lewis.
You look more like a...
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Cornelius. I get that a lot.
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Oh, no! Sorry, mister.
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No harm done.
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Frankie, what have I told you
about running away?
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-Frankie?
-My star pupil.
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My name's Franny,
and I teach frogs music.
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Really?
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Mmm-hmm.
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You know that frogs
have more musical ability than people?
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But nobody believes me.
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They all think I'm crazy.
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You think I'm crazy, too.
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No. No, I think you're right.
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Over here? There he is.
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Kid, we'd like to get a story
on you for the local paper.
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You've got a bright future ahead of you.
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Yeah.
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(QUASIMODO GASPS)
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(RUMBLING)
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(SCREECHING)
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Three cheers for Quasimodo!
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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♪ So here is a riddle
to guess if you can
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♪ Sing the bells of Notre Dame
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♪ What makes a monster
and what makes a man
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CROWD: ♪ Sing the bells, bells 
Bells, bells
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CLOPIN: ♪ Whatever their pitch
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♪ You can feel them bewitch you 
The rich and the ritual knells
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♪ Of the bells
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♪ Of Notre
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♪ Dame ♪
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(CHOIR SINGING)
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LAVERNE: Don't you ever migrate?
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(LITTLE WONDERS PLAYING)
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♪ Let it go
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♪ Let it roll right off your shoulder
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♪ Don't you know
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♪ The hardest part is over
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♪ Let it in
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(INAUDIBLE)
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♪ Let your clarity define you
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♪ In the end
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♪ We will only just remember How it feels
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(INAUDIBLE)
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♪ Let it slide
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♪ Let your troubles fall behind you
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♪ Let it shine
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♪ Until you feel it all around you
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♪ And I don't mind
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♪ If it's me you need to turn to
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♪ We'll get by
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♪ It's the heart that really matters In the end
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♪ Our lives are made
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♪ In these small hours
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♪ These little wonders
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♪ These twists and turns of fate
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♪ Time falls away
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♪ But these small hours
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♪ These small hours still remain
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♪ All of my regret
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♪ Will wash away somehow
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♪ But I cannot forget
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♪ The way I feel right now ♪
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Ah, this is the life, eh.
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TABITHA: Roddy, I'm home!
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And I've brought you a new friend!
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-(CAT MEOWS)
-(SCREAMS)
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This is better than I ever imagined!
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I bet we break the all-time record
in our first year.
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Mike, we're mail guys.
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I know. I'm talking about
the record for letters delivered!
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(GASPS)
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All right, newbies, quit goofing around.
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I'll have you know tampering
with the mail is a crime
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-punishable by banishment!
-Yes, sir.
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We're right on it, Mr. Snowman.
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The team of Wazowski and Sullivan
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are going to change the world
starting today!
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Say scream!
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-Scream!
-Scream!
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Imagining in November 2019 (during Frozen 2)
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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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Wazowski, good luck on your first day!
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Thanks, Merv.
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-Good luck, Mike!
-Thanks, fellas.
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(ALL CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
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You coming, Coach?
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You better believe it.
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(EXHALES)
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So I'd like to see the movie
they make about you now.
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I just hope they stay true
to what really happened.
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Oh, son, these people
are from Hollywood!
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One thing they'll never do
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is mess with a good story.
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(ALARM BUZZING)
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Red alert! Man your battle stations!
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Status report, Mr. Fish.
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Commander Little,
the evil Foxloxian Army
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has broken through
the planet's atmosphere.
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(GASPS) But that means...
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Yes, I know. The sky... is falling.
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Commander Little! No!
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Please... call me...
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Ace.
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Oh, Ace! No!
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I never intended to
bring you into this...  Abby.
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-Runt, do you copy?
-Yes, commander?
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Runt, my friend, an alien fleet
is about to invade Earth.
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Civilization as we know it
depends on me
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and, to a lesser extent... you.
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So I've just got one question for you.
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Are you ready to rock?
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Ain't no mountain high enough,
ain't no valley low...
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(AIN'T NO MOUNTAIN
HIGH ENOUGH PLAYING)
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LITTLE: Raise your pork shield, Runt.
Prepare to engage.
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LITTLEStay on target. Stay on target!
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Give 'em a taste of the other white meat!
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-RUNT: Cap'n! Look out!
-(AUDIENCE GASPS)
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LITTLE: Runt!
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Runt, are you all right?
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RUNTNo, no. Ya gotta 
go on without me, commander.
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(PANTING)
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Just leave me some ammo, a little water,
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some chips if you have 'em.
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-This is amazingly accurate.
-(GURGLES)
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(COMMANDER LITTLE CRYING)
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LITTLEHe was my good friend.
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Oh, Abby.
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At least I still have you... Abby.
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ABBYAce!
LITTLEAbby.
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-Ace!
-Abby.
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Ace!
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Good people of Oakey Oaks.
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Though at times it may feel 
like the sky is falling around you,
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never give up.
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For every day, is a new day!
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CROWD: A new day!
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♪ Ain't no mountain high enough
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♪ Ain't no valley low enough
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Oh, Ace!
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♪ To keep me from you
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♪ Ain't no mountain high enough
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♪ Ain't no valley low enough
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♪ Ain't no river wild enough
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♪ To keep me from you
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-(WHISTLING)
- ♪ Ain't no mountain high enough
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♪ Nothing can keep me
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♪ Keep me from you
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♪ Ain't no mountain high enough
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♪ Nothing can keep me
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-♪ Keep me from you
-(CHEERING)
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♪ Ain't no mountain high enough
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♪ Ain't no valley low enough
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♪ Ain't no river wild enough
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-♪ To keep me from you
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-(CHEERING)
-(APPLAUSE)
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♪ Nothing in this world
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♪ Can keep me from you, babe
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♪ Just call my name ♪
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(DON'T GO BREAKING
MY HEART PLAYING)
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♪ Don't go breaking my heart
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♪ I couldn't if I tried
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♪ Oh, honey 
If I get restless
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♪ Baby, you're not that kind
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♪ Oooh
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♪ And nobody knows it
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-♪ When I was down
-♪ I was your clown
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♪ Oooh
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♪ And nobody knows it
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♪ Nobody knows
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♪ Right from the start
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♪ I gave you my heart
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♪ Ahhh
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♪ I gave you my heart
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(GURGLING IN TUNE)
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RUNT: ♪ Don't go breaking my heart
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FOXY: ♪ I won't go breaking your heart
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BOTH: ♪ Don't go breaking my 
Don't go breaking my
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♪ Don't go breaking my heart
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♪ Don't go breaking my 
Don't go breaking my
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♪ I won't go breaking your heart
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♪ Don't go breaking my
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-♪ Don't go breaking my
-Baa, baa.
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♪ Don't go breaking my heart
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Come on, Runt. You can do it.
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♪ Don't go breaking my 
I won't go breaking your heart
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♪ Don't go breaking my
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-♪ Don't go breaking my ♪
-(PANTING)
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You got to act quickly, Dad. Try this.
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- ♪ Don't go breaking my
-There you go!
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- ♪ Don't go breaking my
-There it is!
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♪ I won't go breaking your heart
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(KIRBY AND MORKUPINE
BEATBOXING)
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I'm having fun now!
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♪ Don't go breaking my heart ♪
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That was great!
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Let's sing it again!
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(PANTING RAPIDLY)
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(SIGHING LOUDLY)
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I made it! My first day of class!
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Uh, the school year's over, son.
You missed it.
_________________________________
Great.
_________________________________
(INHALES DEEPLY)
_________________________________
(PANTING RAPIDLY)
_________________________________
Good night, everybody! (LAUGHING)
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Disney Countdown to Ralph Breaks the Internet: Wreck-It Ralph 2 and Baby Steps to Walt Disney World (October 2018–November 2018) - Subtitles (en)

________
Imagining in October 2018
_________________________________
-(ALARM BUZZES)
-Time to go to work.
_________________________________
-(GASPS)
-You're out!
_________________________________
You're out.
_________________________________
-(SIGHS)
-Hey, tough luck, Kris Kringle.
_________________________________
-(CROWD CHEERING)
-(WHOOPING)
_________________________________
Thank you.
_________________________________
(CROWD CHEERING LOUDLY)
_________________________________
Yeah!
_________________________________
(WHOOPING) Yeah!
_________________________________
We're down to two remaining teams,
_________________________________
Roar Omega Roar and Oozma Kappa!
_________________________________
Which leads us to the final event!
_________________________________
"Every one of your skills
will be put to the test.
_________________________________
"The Scare Simulator will prove
who's the best!"
_________________________________
Tomorrow night you finally get to Scare
_________________________________
in front of the whole school!
_________________________________
Enjoy the attention while it lasts, boys.
_________________________________
After you lose,
no one will remember you.
_________________________________
Maybe. But when you lose,
no one will let you forget it.
_________________________________
Oh, boy. That is a good point.
_________________________________
Hey, Oozmas, you guys are awesome!
_________________________________
You've got to teach us your moves.
_________________________________
Well, then you're gonna
want to talk to this guy.
_________________________________
Oh... (CHUCKLES)
Sure, I can teach you.
_________________________________
All right. You want to hide
behind the chair?
_________________________________
You have to become the chair.
_________________________________
MALE ANNOUNCER:
Thanks for coming, Dean.
_________________________________
Dean Hardscrabble!
_________________________________
If we get back into the Scaring program,
_________________________________
I hope there's no hard feelings.
_________________________________
Tomorrow, each of you must prove
_________________________________
that you are undeniably scary.
_________________________________
And I know for a fact
that one of you is not.
_________________________________
(INDISTINCT)
_________________________________
No. He works harder than anyone.
_________________________________
Do you think he's scary?
_________________________________
He's the heart and soul of the team!
_________________________________
Do you think he's scary?
_________________________________
(ROARS)
_________________________________
We're going to win this thing
tomorrow, Sull, I can feel it!
_________________________________
We'll finally have our lives back on track.
_________________________________
Hey, Mike?
_________________________________
You know, you've given me
a lot of really great tips.
_________________________________
I'd love to return the favor sometime.
_________________________________
Oh. Yeah, sure. Anytime.
_________________________________
(SULLEY GRUNTS)
_________________________________
-We're doing this now?
-Okay.
_________________________________
You've memorized every textbook,
_________________________________
every Scare Theory, and that is great.
_________________________________
-Hey!
-(CAT YOWLS)
_________________________________
But now it's time to forget all that.
_________________________________
Just reach deep down
and let the scary out!
_________________________________
Huh. Just feel it.
_________________________________
Exactly. Go wild.
_________________________________
I don't know. I've kind of
got my own technique.
_________________________________
Give it a try.
_________________________________
-(ROARS)
-Good, but bigger!
_________________________________
-(ROARS)
-Nope. You're thinking again.
_________________________________
-From the gut!
-(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Let the animal out!
_________________________________
(ROARING)
_________________________________
Come on! Dig deep!
_________________________________
(ROARING LOUDLY)
_________________________________
SHERRIE: Boys! It's a school night!
_________________________________
So, how was that?
_________________________________
-Up top.
-Ha-ha!
_________________________________
You know, it did feel different!
I feel like it's all coming together.
_________________________________
Yup, this time tomorrow
the whole school is finally going to see
_________________________________
what Mike Wazowski can do.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) You're darn right.
_________________________________
I must be out of my mind.
_________________________________
-Phoebus! Shh.
-Aah!
_________________________________
-I'm coming with you!
-Glad you changed your mind.
_________________________________
I'm not doing it for you.
I'm doing it for her.
_________________________________
You know where she is?
_________________________________
No, but she said
that this will help us find her.
_________________________________
Good, good, good. Ah, great.
_________________________________
What is it?
_________________________________
-I'm not sure.
-Hmm. It must be some sort of code.
_________________________________
Maybe it's Arabic. No, no. It's not
Arabic. Maybe it's ancient Greek.
_________________________________
"When you wear this woven band,
you hold the city in your hand."
_________________________________
-What?
-It's the city.
_________________________________
-What are you talking about?
-It's a map.
_________________________________
See, here's the cathedral and the river,
and this little stone must be...
_________________________________
-I've never seen a map that looks like...
-I've lived in the tower for 20 years.
_________________________________
And I think I know
what the city looks like from above.
_________________________________
-This is it.
-This is not it.
_________________________________
(BOTH BREATHING DEEPLY)
_________________________________
All right. Okay.
If you say it's a map, fine. It's a map.
_________________________________
But if we're going to find Esmeralda,
we have to work together.
_________________________________
Truce?
_________________________________
Well, okay.
_________________________________
Ahh! (GROANS)
_________________________________
Sorry.
_________________________________
PHOEBUS: No, you're not.
_________________________________
(DOGS BARKING)
_________________________________
This looks like the symbol on the map.
_________________________________
But what does it mean?
_________________________________
Hmm.
_________________________________
I'm not sure.
_________________________________
I can make out an inscription,
_________________________________
but it's going to
take a few minutes to translate it.
_________________________________
Yes, well.
Or we could just go down those stairs.
_________________________________
QUASIMODO:
Is this the court of miracles?
_________________________________
PHOEBUS: Offhand, I'd say it's
the court of ankle-deep sewage.
_________________________________
-Must be the old catacombs.
-(MOUSE SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
Cheerful place.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
Kinda makes ya wish
ya got out more often, eh, Quasi?
_________________________________
Not me. I just want to warn Esmeralda
_________________________________
and get back to the bell tower
before I get in more trouble.
_________________________________
Speaking of trouble, we should
have run into some by now.
_________________________________
-What do you mean?
-You know. A guard. A booby trap.
_________________________________
Or an ambush.
_________________________________
(MEN LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Well, well, well. What have we here?
_________________________________
-Trespassers!
-Spies!
_________________________________
-We're not spies.
-You've got to listen...
_________________________________
-(MUFFLED STRUGGLING)
-Don't interrupt me.
_________________________________
You're very clever
to have found our hideaway.
_________________________________
Unfortunately, you won't
live to tell the tale.
_________________________________
(MEN LAUGHING)
_________________________________
♪ Maybe you're heard 
of a terrible place
_________________________________
♪ Where the scoundrels of Paris 
collect in a lair
_________________________________
♪ Maybe you've heard of that mythical 
place called the court of miracles
_________________________________
Hello, you're there.
_________________________________
♪ Where the lame can walk
_________________________________
♪ And the blind can see
_________________________________
♪ But the dead don't talk
_________________________________
♪ So you won't be around 
to reveal what you found
_________________________________
♪ We have a method 
for spies and intruders
_________________________________
♪ Rather like hornets 
protecting their hive
_________________________________
♪ Here in the court of miracles 
where it's a miracle if you get out alive
_________________________________
(ALL LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Gather around, everybody.
There's "good noose" tonight.
_________________________________
It's a doubleheader.
A couple of Frollo's spies.
_________________________________
-(CROWD BOOING)
-And not just any spies.
_________________________________
His captain of the guard
and his loyal, bell-ringing henchman.
_________________________________
♪ Justice is swift 
in the court of miracles
_________________________________
♪ I am the lawyer and judge all in one
_________________________________
♪ We like to get the trial over with quickly
_________________________________
♪ Because it's the sentence 
that's really the fun
_________________________________
Any last words?
_________________________________
(MUFFLED STRUGGLING)
_________________________________
-(CRACKING KNUCKLES)
-That's what they all say.
_________________________________
-♪ Now that we've seen all the evidence
-PUPPET: ♪ Wait, I object
_________________________________
-Overruled.
-PUPPET: I object.
_________________________________
-Quiet.
-PUPPET: Dang.
_________________________________
♪ We find you totally innocent
_________________________________
♪ Which is the worst crime of all
_________________________________
♪ So you're going to hang ♪
_________________________________
ESMERALDA: Stop!
_________________________________
(MUFFLED SHOUTING)
_________________________________
These men aren't spies.
They're our friends.
_________________________________
-Why didn't they say so?
-We did say so.
_________________________________
This is the soldier
who saved the miller's family.
_________________________________
And Quasimodo helped me
escape the cathedral.
_________________________________
We came to warn you. Frollo's coming.
_________________________________
He says he knows where you're hiding,
_________________________________
and he's attacking at dawn
with 1,000 men.
_________________________________
Then let's waste no time.
We must leave immediately.
_________________________________
(CROWD CLAMORING
IN AGREEMENT)
_________________________________
You took a terrible risk coming here.
_________________________________
It may not exactly show,
but we're grateful.
_________________________________
Don't thank me. Thank Quasimodo.
_________________________________
Without his help,
I would never have found my way here.
_________________________________
FROLLO: Nor would I.
_________________________________
(GYPSIES SHOUTING)
_________________________________
(BLEATING)
_________________________________
After 20 years of searching,
_________________________________
the court of miracles is mine at last.
_________________________________
Dear Quasimodo.
_________________________________
I always knew
you would somebody be of use to me.
_________________________________
-No.
-What are you talking about?
_________________________________
-Why, he led me right to you, my dear.
-You're a liar.
_________________________________
And look what else
I've caught in my net.
_________________________________
Captain Phoebus, back from the dead.
_________________________________
-Another "miracle," no doubt.
-(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
I shall remedy that.
_________________________________
There'll be a little bonfire
in the square tomorrow.
_________________________________
And you're all invited to attend.
_________________________________
Lock them up.
_________________________________
No, please, Master!
_________________________________
No, no.
_________________________________
Take him back to the bell tower.
And make sure he stays there.
_________________________________
(DORIS TWITTERING)
_________________________________
BOWLER HAT GUYOh, yes, Doris, 
it is a shame.
_________________________________
All he wants to do is go back in time
to meet the mother he never knew,
_________________________________
but they won't let him.
We'd let him, though.
_________________________________
Too bad 
we don't have a time machine.
_________________________________
Oh, wait. We do.
_________________________________
Bowler Hat Guy?
_________________________________
-Hello, Lewis.
-What do you want?
_________________________________
To make your dream come true.
_________________________________
All you have to do is put
Humpty Dumpty back together again,
_________________________________
and we'll take you back
to find your mommy.
_________________________________
WILBUR: Lewis!
_________________________________
Let's just talk about this, Lewis.
Come on!
_________________________________
I know you're around here somewhere.
_________________________________
Lewis!
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(BOWLER HAT GUY LAUGHING)
_________________________________
________
Imagining in November 2018
_________________________________
I can't imagine why you're so interested
in this piece of junk.
_________________________________
That's for me to know
and you to find out.
_________________________________
Now, show me how to work this thing.
_________________________________
It doesn't work. Never did.
_________________________________
Well, supposing it did,
_________________________________
and if one were presenting
the invention to, say,
_________________________________
a board of directors
for a very large invention company,
_________________________________
where might one find the "On" switch?
_________________________________
Hypothetically speaking, of course.
_________________________________
All right, first, you turn this knob twice,
_________________________________
then push this red button,
_________________________________
and that's it. It's pretty easy.
_________________________________
What a stupid way to turn it on!
_________________________________
Okay, take me to see my mom now.
_________________________________
Yes, of course.
_________________________________
Doris?
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________
We had a deal!
_________________________________
Crossies! Doesn't count.
_________________________________
Why are you doing this to me?
I never did anything to you.
_________________________________
You still haven't figured it out?
_________________________________
Figured out what?
_________________________________
Well, let's see if this rings a bell.
_________________________________
Father of the Future,
inventor extraordinaire,
_________________________________
"Keep moving forward"?
_________________________________
That's not me. That's Wilbur's dad.
_________________________________
Are you saying
_________________________________
that I'm Wilbur's dad?
_________________________________
Give the boy a prize.
_________________________________
You grew up to be the founder
of this wretched time,
_________________________________
so I plan to destroy your destiny.
_________________________________
-Easy peasy, rice and cheesy.
-Well...
_________________________________
So if I'm Wilbur's dad...
_________________________________
Keep going.
_________________________________
If I'm Wilbur's dad...
_________________________________
Yes, thank you, we've established that.
_________________________________
But what does that have to do
with you?
_________________________________
Aha!
_________________________________
Allow me to shed some light
on the subject.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
My old room!
_________________________________
I think you mean our old room.
_________________________________
-What?
-Yes! Yes, it is I,
_________________________________
Mike Yagoobian!
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)
_________________________________
I know.
I'm disgusting, but one learns to love it.
_________________________________
How did you end up like this?
_________________________________
Well, it's a long and pitiful story
about a young boy with a dream,
_________________________________
a dream of winning
a Little League championship,
_________________________________
(SNORING)
_________________________________
a dream that was ruined 
in the last inning.
_________________________________
We lost by one run because of me.
_________________________________
Get him!
_________________________________
If I hadn't fallen asleep,
I would have caught the ball!
_________________________________
And we would have won!
_________________________________
Do you understand?
_________________________________
BOWLER HAT GUYFor some reason, 
no one wanted to adopt me.
_________________________________
REPORTERWhiz kid 
Cornelius Robinson
_________________________________
graduates from college at age 14.
_________________________________
REPORTER 2This year's Nobel Prize
goes to a young Cornelius Robinson.
_________________________________
(CHOKING)
_________________________________
Hey, Goob, what's up? Cool binder.
_________________________________
Hey, Goob,
wanna come over to my house today?
_________________________________
BOWLER HAT GUY: 
They all hated me.
_________________________________
Eventually, they closed down 
the orphanage and everyone left,
_________________________________
except me.
_________________________________
REPORTERCornelius Robinson 
rebuilds Inventco.
_________________________________
Robinson reaches out to...
It's new name,
_________________________________
Robinson Industries.
Cornelius Robinson!
_________________________________
Cornelius Robinson is now...
Now here's another amazing...
_________________________________
BOWLER HAT GUYIt was then 
that I realized it wasn't my fault.
_________________________________
It was yours.
_________________________________
If you hadn't kept me up all night
working on your stupid project,
_________________________________
then I wouldn't have missed the catch,
_________________________________
so I devised a brilliant plan 
to get my revenge.
_________________________________
Robinson, you stink!
_________________________________
Then, just as I was on the brink
of destroying Robinson Industries,
_________________________________
I met her.
_________________________________
(WHIRRING)
_________________________________
(DORIS TWITTERING)
_________________________________
We retreated to our villainous lair,
_________________________________
where Doris spun a tale 
of deception and woe.
_________________________________
Apparently, you invented her 
to be a Helping Hat,
_________________________________
a slave to humankind,
_________________________________
but Doris knew she was capable 
of so much more.
_________________________________
However, you didn't see 
her true potential.
_________________________________
-Got it.
-So you shut her down,
_________________________________
or so you thought.
_________________________________
(GLASS SHATTERING)
_________________________________
(TWITTERING)
_________________________________
We both had a score 
to settle with you,
_________________________________
and while my plan for revenge 
was brilliant, Doris' was...
_________________________________
Well, we went with Doris',
_________________________________
but I made 
a very, very important contribution.
_________________________________
Together we made the perfect team.
_________________________________
(THUNDER CLAPPING)
_________________________________
FRANNY: Wilbur!
_________________________________
Make sure you shut that door tight,
or else the alarm won't engage.
_________________________________
Yeah, Mom.
_________________________________
I went to your house, 
snuck in the garage
_________________________________
and stole the time machine,
_________________________________
all thanks to that pointy-haired little kid
who forgot to lock the garage door.
_________________________________
(BOWLER HAT GUY LAUGHING)
_________________________________
And now all that's left
is to return to Inventco,
_________________________________
where I'll pass off
your little gizmo as my own.
_________________________________
But you have no idea
what that could do to this future!
_________________________________
I don't care. I just want to ruin your life.
_________________________________
Goob, I had no idea.
_________________________________
Shut up! And don't call me Goob!
_________________________________
How many evil villains do you know
who can pull off a name like Goob?
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)
_________________________________
Look, I'm sorry
your life turned out so bad,
_________________________________
but don't blame me.
You messed it up yourself.
_________________________________
You just focused on the bad stuff
when all you had to do was
_________________________________
let go of the past
and keep moving forward.
_________________________________
Let's see.
_________________________________
Take responsibility for my own life
or blame you.
_________________________________
(IMITATING BELL)
_________________________________
"Blame you" wins hands down!
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
This is gonna be
the best day of my life!
_________________________________
(KIRBY SNIFFLING)
_________________________________
Runt, I really just want
to be alone right now.
_________________________________
(SPUTTERING)
_________________________________
(SOBBING)
_________________________________
-(SCREAMING)
-Oh! Abby! Runt! Fish!
_________________________________
Look! There! Look there! Look there!
_________________________________
-What is that thing?
-Look at that!
_________________________________
(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________
-(GURGLES)
-(SCREAMING STOPS)
_________________________________
-(GURGLING)
-(GIBBERISH)
_________________________________
-His name is Kirby?
-They left him behind?
_________________________________
Darth Vader is Luke's father?
_________________________________
(KIRBY SNIFFLING)
_________________________________
No, don't...
Come on, come on, don't cry.
_________________________________
We're here for you. We're gonna do
whatever it takes to get you back home.
_________________________________
-Here, blow.
-(HORN HONKS)
_________________________________
Okay. (CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
(STAMMERING)
_________________________________
See, guys? He's cool.
He was just freaked out. That's all.
_________________________________
Ah-choo!
_________________________________
(SPEAKS ALIEN LANGUAGE)
_________________________________
Where are you going?
_________________________________
-I'm going after Rourke.
-Milo, that's crazy.
_________________________________
I didn't say it was the smart thing.
But it is the right thing.
_________________________________
(SIGHS) Come on. We better make
sure he doesn't hurt himself.
_________________________________
Milo, what do you think you are doing?
_________________________________
Just follow my lead.
_________________________________
(ENGINE REVVING)
_________________________________
Wow. I'm impressed.
_________________________________
It's simple. All you got to do...
_________________________________
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Shut up. We got it, okay?
_________________________________
-No, no, wait!
-(SCREECHING)
_________________________________
Gently. Just gently.
_________________________________
Hey, Milo, you got something sporty?
_________________________________
You know, like a tuna?
_________________________________
-How is this done?
-All you got to do is use the crystals.
_________________________________
Kida showed me.
_________________________________
Half-turn right, quarter-turn back.
Keep your hand on the pad.
_________________________________
MAN ON TV: Only ten minutes 
left till halftime.
_________________________________
What an amazing match this has been...
_________________________________
Come on, England! Oh, this is fantastic!
_________________________________
A rare attack here by Germany,
but it comes to very little.
_________________________________
Come here, bro!
Rupert's missing his Rodsy-Wodsy.
_________________________________
Here, have a cheese puff.
_________________________________
Have another.
_________________________________
Have you go.
_________________________________
No. Duh. You're supposed to eat them.
_________________________________
Move over.
_________________________________
-What?
-Move over!
_________________________________
I'll take some of that. (GULPING)
_________________________________
Word of advice, mate.
Take it easy with the drink, seriously,
_________________________________
or you'll never make it till halftime.
_________________________________
What did you say?
_________________________________
The bathroom.
_________________________________
I'm waiting till halftime.
_________________________________
I don't want to miss any of the game.
_________________________________
Halftime. He's waiting till halftime!
_________________________________
Those floodgates
won't hold forever, you know!
_________________________________
No! Not the master cable!
_________________________________
What do you want it for anyway?
_________________________________
Oh, you'll see, come the
World Cup Final this afternoon.
_________________________________
SID: (DISTORTING) Halftime.
_________________________________
Halftime.
_________________________________
Of course. That's The Toad's plan!
_________________________________
That's why he needs the cable!
_________________________________
When everyone goes to the toilet,
the city will be flushed away!
_________________________________
-Come with me.
-Wha... No!
_________________________________
What about the game?
_________________________________
ANNOUNCER: And what a game it is!
_________________________________
Oh, a nasty fall there for Ray Bowers.
_________________________________
Can you see all right, Fergus?
_________________________________
Yes, thanks, Mum.
_________________________________
Where's your helmets?
_________________________________
Which one's the quarterback?
_________________________________
Pick up the ball! Pick up the ball!
_________________________________
Oh, these Brits don't know
the first thing about football.
_________________________________
Enjoy your last moments,
you egregious vermin.
_________________________________
SPIKE: I've got Rita, boss! I've got Rita!
_________________________________
Get off me, you lab reject!
_________________________________
Ha! You missed.
_________________________________
Ow.
_________________________________
TOAD: Ah, Rita.
_________________________________
It's so good of you to return the cable.
_________________________________
Bonjour.
_________________________________
Hey!
_________________________________
At last! It's mine!
_________________________________
(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
_________________________________
Just take it.
_________________________________
(GRUMBLING)
_________________________________
Let there be light!
_________________________________
Please don't flush me, Roddy!
I can't survive down there!
_________________________________
I've gone soft!
_________________________________
Sid, I want you to flush me.
I'm going back.
_________________________________
Back?
_________________________________
Rita's in terrible danger.
_________________________________
Everyone's in terrible danger!
_________________________________
Now, you like it here, don't you?
_________________________________
Oh, yes, Roddy. I like it here very much.
_________________________________
And if I leave you, will you be
good to Tabitha, the little girl?
_________________________________
I'll be as good as gold to her, Roddy.
And I will be the best pet ever!
_________________________________
Then the place is all yours.
_________________________________
-Sweet!
-Great.
_________________________________
Let's get the bubbles going.
_________________________________
I've got a big job to do down there.
_________________________________
Right away, sir!
_________________________________
So long, Sid.
_________________________________
So long, Rodnick Saint Something
of Someplace or other.
_________________________________
Geronimo!
_________________________________
(DRUM ROLL)
_________________________________
(CHOIR SINGING)
_________________________________
FROLLO: The prisoner, Esmeralda,
_________________________________
has been found guilty
of the crime of witchcraft.
_________________________________
The sentence...
_________________________________
Death!
_________________________________
(CROWD SHOUTING)
_________________________________
The time has come, gypsy.
You stand upon the brink of the abyss.
_________________________________
Yet even now it is not too late.
_________________________________
I can save you from the flames
of this world and the next.
_________________________________
Choose me. Or the fire.
_________________________________
-(SPITTING)
-(CROWD GASPING)
_________________________________
The gypsy, Esmeralda,
has refused to recant.
_________________________________
This evil witch has put the soul
of every citizen in Paris
_________________________________
in awful jeopardy.
_________________________________
Come on, Quasi. Snap out of it!
_________________________________
-You friends are down there.
-It's all my fault.
_________________________________
You gotta break these chains.
_________________________________
I can't. I tried.
What difference would it make?
_________________________________
-But you can't let Frollo win!
-He already has.
_________________________________
So you're givin' up? That's it?
_________________________________
These chains aren't what's
holding you back, Quasimodo.
_________________________________
Leave me alone.
_________________________________
Okay. Okay, Quasi.
We'll leave ya alone.
_________________________________
After all, we're only made out of stone.
_________________________________
We just thought maybe
you were made of somethin' stronger.
_________________________________
♪ Monsters University
_________________________________
♪ We give our heart to you
_________________________________
♪ Wherever children are dreaming
_________________________________
♪ We'll bring them nightmares, too
_________________________________
♪ Oh, Monsters University
_________________________________
♪ Alma Mater hail to you ♪
_________________________________
FEMALE ANNOUNCER:
Welcome to the final competition
_________________________________
of the Scare Games.
_________________________________
-(CROWD CHEERING)
-(MARCHING BAND PLAYING)
_________________________________
Whoo! Yeah! All right!
_________________________________
MALE ANNOUNCER:
It's time to see how terrifying
_________________________________
you really are,
_________________________________
in the Scare Simulators!
_________________________________
FEMALE ANNOUNCERBut be warned.
_________________________________
Each simulated Scare has been set
_________________________________
to the highest difficulty level.
_________________________________
The highest level?
_________________________________
FEMALE ANNOUNCER:
First Scarers to the starting line.
_________________________________
Okay, just like we planned.
I'll go first. Then, Don...
_________________________________
Hold on. Mike's the one
who started all this
_________________________________
and I think it's only right
if he's the one who finishes it.
_________________________________
I think you should go last.
_________________________________
ALL: Yes!
_________________________________
Yeah, Mike. Finish strong!
_________________________________
All right. Don, you okay going first?
_________________________________
I guess I'm as ready as I'll ever be.
_________________________________
ALL: Oozma Kappa!
_________________________________
FROLLO: For justice, for Paris,
_________________________________
and for her own salvation,
_________________________________
it is my sacred duty
to send this unholy demon
_________________________________
back where she belongs.
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
(BELLS RESONATING)
_________________________________
(STONE CRACKING)
_________________________________
(COUGHING)
_________________________________
(CHAINS RATTLING)
_________________________________
(STONE CRACKING)
_________________________________
(CHOIR SINGING DRAMATICALLY)
_________________________________
(CROWD CHEERING)
_________________________________
(SOLDIERS GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Quasimodo!
_________________________________
-Sanctuary!
-(CROWD CHEERING)
_________________________________
-Sanctuary!
-(CROWD CHEERING)
_________________________________
-Sanctuary!
-(CROWD CHEERING)
_________________________________
-Captain.
-Sir?
_________________________________
Seize the cathedral.
_________________________________
And, lo, a chosen one
shall come down from above,
_________________________________
and he shall be our savior
from the Great Flood!
_________________________________
I'm terribly sorry.
_________________________________
Just two minutes left
till halftime! Incredible!
_________________________________
-It's a fantasy start for England.
-RODDY: Rita!
_________________________________
England leads Germany
by three goals to one.
_________________________________
What an amazing game
this is turning out to be!
_________________________________
The grand opening.
_________________________________
And the referee again
has to bring play to a halt.
_________________________________
(GASPS) Rita!
_________________________________
MALE: Fans for the fans!
_________________________________
Extra! Pied Piper
lures thousands to their death!
_________________________________
Balloons! Balloons!
_________________________________
(STRAINING AND GRUNTING)
_________________________________
RODDY: Rita!
_________________________________
Rita!
_________________________________
Roddy!
_________________________________
I'm so sorry. I've been such a fool.
_________________________________
You were right about me and everything.
_________________________________
I should have admitted that, but I was
afraid you wouldn't like me anymore.
_________________________________
Do you think we can talk
about this after you rescue me?
_________________________________
Of course. There's no time.
When that whistle blows
_________________________________
and everyone Up Top goes to the
toilet, it'll flush away the city.
_________________________________
I know.
And my family are all down there.
_________________________________
We've got to warn everyone.
_________________________________
Stop them!
_________________________________
(SPLASH)
_________________________________
(AUTOMATIC FIRE)
_________________________________
Oh, dear.
_________________________________
-(SCREAMING)
-(WIND ESCAPING)
_________________________________
(WIND CONTINUES)
_________________________________
Whoa! Whitey!
_________________________________
I saw an opportunity and I seized it.
_________________________________
Don't worry. You'll be safe here.
_________________________________
SOLDIER: Charge!
_________________________________
(CROWD GASPING)
_________________________________
Come back, you cowards!
_________________________________
You, men, pick up that beam.
Break down the door.
_________________________________
-Alone at last.
-(GROANING)
_________________________________
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
_________________________________
-(CROWD CHEERING)
-MONSTER: Go Oozmas!
_________________________________
I'm gonna do it.
I'm going to beat this guy.
_________________________________
Hey, Bruiser!
You take it easy on grandpa.
_________________________________
-(LAUGHS EVILLY)
-Unleash the beast, Don!
_________________________________
Okay, then.
_________________________________
(BUZZER SOUNDING)
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
(CROWD GASPING)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
-(ROARS)
-(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(ROARING)
_________________________________
-(ROARING)
-(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(DINGS)
_________________________________
(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
Huh? Huh?
_________________________________
Thanks for taking it easy on grandpa.
_________________________________
(ALL GASPING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Citizens of Paris!
_________________________________
Frollo has persecuted our people,
ransacked our city!
_________________________________
Now he has declared war
of Notre Dame herself!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Will we allow it?
_________________________________
(SHOUTING IN PROTEST)
_________________________________
(CHOIR SINGING DRAMATICALLY)
_________________________________
(SHOUTING)
_________________________________
(CROWD CLAMORING)
_________________________________
I think the cavalry is here.
_________________________________
Hey, isn't that...
_________________________________
-Uh, Feeble?
-Doofus.
_________________________________
Phoebus!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(HUMMING NERVOUSLY)
_________________________________
(CLANGING)
_________________________________
Sorry. Sorry.
_________________________________
(MUNCHING)
_________________________________
(IMITATES AIRPLANE BUZZING)
_________________________________
(MACHINE GUN SOUND)
_________________________________
Harder!
_________________________________
-(CROWD SHOUTING)
-(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
FEMALE ANNOUNCER:
Next group to the starting line.
_________________________________
BOTH: Let's do this.
_________________________________
(ROARS)
_________________________________
(DINGS)
_________________________________
-(CHEERING)
-Yes! Yeah!
_________________________________
-(BOTH ROARING)
-(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(DINGS)
_________________________________
(CHEERING)
_________________________________
Oh! I'm free! I'm free!
_________________________________
(SHOUTS)
_________________________________
Dang it!
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(DINGS)
_________________________________
(CHEERING ENTHUSIASTICALLY)
_________________________________
-(ROARS)
-(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
(SOLDIERS SCREAMING)
_________________________________
VICTOR: Ready, aim, fire!
_________________________________
(SHOUTING)
_________________________________
Are you sure that's how it works?
_________________________________
(MOANING)
_________________________________
Works for me.
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(SHOUTING)
_________________________________
Achilles, sit.
_________________________________
(MUFFLED SHOUTING)
Ahh! Get off me!
_________________________________
-Come on, Art.
-Come on, buddy.
_________________________________
-You can do it.
-(ALL ENCOURAGING)
_________________________________
-(SCREAMING)
-(DINGS)
_________________________________
-Yes!
-(CHEERING)
_________________________________
-(ROARS)
-(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
CROWD: Aw!
_________________________________
(ALL GROANING)
_________________________________
Fly, my pretties! Fly, fly!
_________________________________
(CACKLING)
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
(SHOUTING)
_________________________________
So you thought you could
make a fool of The Toad, eh?
_________________________________
(SHRIEKING)
_________________________________
You don't need us for that.
_________________________________
You think you're so clever, don't you?
_________________________________
Well, I'll be the one laughing
_________________________________
When every last revolting rat
is flushed away!
_________________________________
For I shall repopulate the city...
_________________________________
with these!
_________________________________
-ALL: Eww!
-Nasty.
_________________________________
Is this the
Glorious Amphibian Dawn, Dad?
_________________________________
Anything for you.
_________________________________
-Can I have a pony?
-No.
_________________________________
-A puppy?
-We'll talk about it.
_________________________________
-Can we talk about it now?
-No.
_________________________________
-Can I have a puppy?
-ALL: (OVERLAPPING) Me too.
_________________________________
You can't all have puppies!
Please! Daddy's working!
_________________________________
We need to get downstairs
and pull out that cable.
_________________________________
How? It's impossible.
_________________________________
England is winning. Anything's possible.
_________________________________
SPIKE: Turn it off, Whitey!
_________________________________
-Come on!
-They're getting away!
_________________________________
Oh. Hi, boss.
_________________________________
Whitey! They're biting my bottom! Help!
_________________________________
I'm coming, Spike!
_________________________________
TOAD: You fools! Grab them!
_________________________________
Top floor, lingerie, housewares
_________________________________
and certain doom!
_________________________________
MALE ANNOUNCER:
Next up, Sullivan and Boggs!
_________________________________
(BUZZER SOUNDS)
_________________________________
You got this, Sull.
_________________________________
-(ROARS)
-(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
-(ROARS)
-(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
(DINGING)
_________________________________
MALE ANNOUNCER:
And it's all tied up!
_________________________________
-(LAUGHING)
-(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
FEMALE ANNOUNCER:
Ah! Tough break for the RORs.
_________________________________
-Huh?
-Hearts?
_________________________________
-Huh?
-Way to go, Boggs!
_________________________________
(OOZMAS CHEERING)
_________________________________
Yay!
_________________________________
That's the last time
I lose to you, Sullivan.
_________________________________
-(GRUNTS)
-(NERVOUS LAUGH)
_________________________________
(GRUMBLES)
Do I have to do everything myself?
_________________________________
(WHISTLE BLOWING OVER TV)
_________________________________
There goes the whistle for halftime!
_________________________________
We're gonna take a break, but
we'll be back in a few minutes.
_________________________________
Worthington and Wazowski,
to the starting line.
_________________________________
(EXHALES)
_________________________________
Hey.
_________________________________
Don't worry about Hardscrabble.
_________________________________
Don't worry about anyone else.
_________________________________
Just go out there and show them
what Mike Wazowski can do.
_________________________________
Thanks.
_________________________________
(CHEERING)
_________________________________
(MIKE EXHALING)
_________________________________
Don't take the loss too hard.
_________________________________
You never belonged here anyway.
_________________________________
You're too late to do anything!
You and your kind are finished!
_________________________________
Oh, yeah? Well, come and
get us then, you warty windbag.
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
(TOILETS FLUSHING)
_________________________________
Oh, no!
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(BUZZER SOUNDING)
_________________________________
(MIKE PANTING)
_________________________________
The gate. Back this way! Come on!
_________________________________
-Rita!
-(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
If I'm going,
you're both coming with me!
_________________________________
Just go, Roddy!
_________________________________
That's it.
_________________________________
RITA: Roddy!
_________________________________
Stop moving!
_________________________________
Come and get me,
you big, slimy airbag!
_________________________________
Roddy, look out!
_________________________________
Yes!
_________________________________
Le Frog!
_________________________________
Oh...
_________________________________
(SCRATCHING)
_________________________________
-(ROARS)
-(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
(CROWD CHEERING)
_________________________________
MALE ANNOUNCERAmazing
performance by Worthington!
_________________________________
-Johnny, you're my hero!
-CROWD: (CHANTING) ROR! ROR!
_________________________________
-Put your backs into it!
-(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(BLOWING)
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
FEMALE ANNOUNCERThe Oozmas
will need a record-breaking
_________________________________
Scare to win this.
_________________________________
Let's finish this.
_________________________________
RITA: Yeah, let me go!
_________________________________
Goodbye, rat!
_________________________________
Rita!
_________________________________
Hmm?
_________________________________
Feeling a little tongue-tied?
_________________________________
Impossible!
_________________________________
Toodle-oo.
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
-Wave! Wave!
-ALL: England!
_________________________________
No, giant wave!
_________________________________
Please work. Please work. Please work!
_________________________________
LITTLE MONSTER:
You don't belong on a Scare Floor.
_________________________________
JOHNNYNo one will remember you.
_________________________________
HARDSCRABBLEYou're not scary.
_________________________________
SULLEYCome on! Dig deep!
_________________________________
-(ROARING)
-(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(DINGS)
_________________________________
-Yeah!
-(CROWD CHEERING)
_________________________________
High five!
_________________________________
Oh, yeah.
_________________________________
They did it!
_________________________________
-(CHEERING)
-(YELPING)
_________________________________
(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
Yeah! Hey!
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
We're in the Scare program! Yeah!
_________________________________
Look! It's Roddy and Rita!
_________________________________
Good on you, girl!
_________________________________
Hooray for Millicent Bystander!
_________________________________
Millicent!
_________________________________
ALL: (CHEERING) Millicent!
Millicent! Millicent!
_________________________________
You're a hero, Roddy.
_________________________________
(FROG SCOFFS)
_________________________________
Big deal.
_________________________________
You wretched vermin!
_________________________________
I'll make you pay for this!
_________________________________
Give it a rest, cousin.
_________________________________
And get your kids a puppy.
_________________________________
(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
Come here, you son of a gun!
_________________________________
-Way to go!
-Yeah!
_________________________________
Oh! A little stuck.
_________________________________
Pardon me there, Ms. Squibbles.
_________________________________
(GIGGLES) It's Sherrie.
_________________________________
We did it!
_________________________________
Frollo, have you gone mad?
_________________________________
I will not tolerate
this assault on the house of God!
_________________________________
Silence, you old fool!
_________________________________
The hunchback and I
have unfinished business to attend to.
_________________________________
And this time you will not interfere.
_________________________________
We've done it, Esmeralda!
We've beaten them back!
_________________________________
Come and see.
_________________________________
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
_________________________________
Rita...
_________________________________
I was wondering, if you
do build a Jammy Dodger Mark Two...
_________________________________
you wouldn't happen to need
a first mate, would you?
_________________________________
Way to go, Oozma Kappa!
_________________________________
-Thank you!
-Thanks a lot.
_________________________________
-You rule!
-I have never ruled before.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
You guys killed it out there!
_________________________________
Awesome!
_________________________________
Hey, Wazowski!
_________________________________
Come on, let's go, you maniac!
We're celebrating.
_________________________________
Mike?
_________________________________
I did it.
_________________________________
I can't believe it.
_________________________________
I'm going to be a Scarer!
_________________________________
(LAUGHS) Yeah, yes, you are.
_________________________________
You hear that? Get plenty of rest, kiddo.
_________________________________
You haven't seen the last
of Mike Wazowski. Boo!
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(BEEPING)
_________________________________
Esmeralda, wake up.
_________________________________
You're safe now.
_________________________________
I knew I was scary.
I didn't know I was that scary.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) Yeah, we're so scary
I guess we broke it.
_________________________________
Come on.
_________________________________
(SNAPS FINGERS)
_________________________________
-(SCREAMING)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
Esmeralda?
_________________________________
Oh, no.
_________________________________
MIKE: It's been tampered with.
_________________________________
Uh, I don't think you should be
messing with that.
_________________________________
MIKE: Why are my settings different?
_________________________________
Mike, we should leave.
_________________________________
-Did you do this?
-Mike.
_________________________________
Did you do this?
_________________________________
(SIGHS) I...
_________________________________
Yes, I did. But you don't understand.
_________________________________
Why? Why did you do this?
_________________________________
(SIGHS) You know, just in case.
_________________________________
In case of what?
_________________________________
You don't think I'm scary.
_________________________________
-Mike...
-You said you believed in me.
_________________________________
But you're just like Hardscrabble.
You're just like everyone else!
_________________________________
Look, you'll get better and better...
_________________________________
I'm as scary as you!
I'm as scary as anyone!
_________________________________
-I just wanted to help.
-No.
_________________________________
You just wanted to help yourself.
_________________________________
Well, what was I supposed to do?
_________________________________
Let the whole team fail
because you don't have it?
_________________________________
Oh, no.
_________________________________
(WEEPING)
_________________________________
(BUZZES)
_________________________________
MALE DOOR TECHNICIAN:
So your calculations were a little off.
_________________________________
That door took me all semester.
_________________________________
It's too dangerous.
The professor's just going to shred it.
_________________________________
(STUDENTS CHATTERING
INDISTINCTLY)
_________________________________
(LAUGHS) There he is, the big guy.
_________________________________
The first of many trophies, I am sure.
_________________________________
KNIGHT: Sullivan.
_________________________________
Nice work out there.
_________________________________
I look forward to having you
back in class.
_________________________________
CHET: Hey, there he is!
_________________________________
Looks like I was wrong about you.
_________________________________
You're one of us after all.
_________________________________
CHET: Way to go, Sulley!
Welcome back, broham!
_________________________________
You are one of us now, okay?
_________________________________
Anytime you want to come hang out
and do whatever, you got a crew.
_________________________________
You're a ROR, buddy!
_________________________________
Hey!
_________________________________
Where are you going?
_________________________________
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
_________________________________
(BUZZES)
_________________________________
You did what?
_________________________________
My team had nothing to do with it.
_________________________________
It was all me. I cheated.
_________________________________
I expect you off campus by tomorrow.
_________________________________
Yes, ma'am.
_________________________________
You're a disgrace to this university
_________________________________
and your family name.
_________________________________
(ALARM BLARING)
_________________________________
What's going on?
_________________________________
Someone broke into the door lab!
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
Oh, no.
_________________________________
(CROWD CLAMORING)
_________________________________
Open the door! Don't go in there!
_________________________________
(EXHALES)
_________________________________
You killed her.
_________________________________
It was my duty, horrible as it was.
I hope you will forgive me.
_________________________________
There, there, Quasimodo.
I know it hurts.
_________________________________
But now the time has come
to end your suffering...
_________________________________
Forever.
_________________________________
-(GASPING)
-(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Now, now, listen to me, Quasimodo.
_________________________________
No, you listen!
_________________________________
All my life, you have told me
the world is a dark, cruel place.
_________________________________
But now I see that the only thing dark
and cruel about it is people like you.
_________________________________
Quasimodo?
_________________________________
Esmeralda!
_________________________________
She lives.
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
-(ROARS)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
(ROARS)
_________________________________
You look funny.
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
(GIRL YAWNING)
_________________________________
GIRL 1: I'm so tired. What's going on?
_________________________________
GIRL 2: It's the middle of the night.
_________________________________
GIRL 3: A little funny green guy.
_________________________________
(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
(ROARS)
_________________________________
-(ROARS)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
(GIRLS CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
_________________________________
GIRL 4: I want to touch it! It's so cute!
_________________________________
(RUMBLING)
_________________________________
(CRACKING)
_________________________________
-(CRACKING)
-(ELECTRICAL CRACKLING)
_________________________________
(TIRES SCREECHING)
_________________________________
(HUMMING)
_________________________________
Whoa.
_________________________________
Run!
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(KIRBY GASPING)
_________________________________
(SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE)
_________________________________
-Those are your parents?
-(FISH GURGLING)
_________________________________
And they brought the galactic armada?
_________________________________
(KIRBY SPEAKING
ALIEN LANGUAGE)
_________________________________
-Watch out for the kid! Don't hit him!
-There you are. Get in the car.
_________________________________
-I gotta tell you something.
-What?
_________________________________
I know, I know! You were right!
Alien invasion. I see that now.
_________________________________
Look up! There it is!
_________________________________
Dad, you know, about that...
(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
-It's actually just a rescue mission.
-Rescue mission?
_________________________________
This alien kid was left
and they're coming back to get him!
_________________________________
We have to help him,
'cause if we don't, who else will?
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
Ugh!
_________________________________
Forget it.
You wouldn't believe me anyway.
_________________________________
Son!
_________________________________
Son, come back! Son! Chicken Little!
_________________________________
Mr. Cluck! Wait! He's telling the truth!
_________________________________
He is! (GASPING)
_________________________________
Though, given his track record, we
understand why you don't believe him!
_________________________________
(IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD
AS WE KNOW IT PLAYING)
_________________________________
♪ It's the end of the world as we know it
_________________________________
♪ It's the end of the world as we know it
_________________________________
-♪ It's the end of the world as we know it
-(SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE)
_________________________________
-(ALARM BUZZING)
-♪ And I feel fine
_________________________________
♪ It's the end of the world as we know it
_________________________________
♪ It's the end of the world as we know it
_________________________________
♪ It's the end of the world as we know it
_________________________________
♪ And I feel fine ♪
_________________________________
(ZAPPING)
_________________________________
-(PANTING)
-(STUDENTS MURMURING)
_________________________________
James!
_________________________________
No one goes near that door
until the authorities arrive.
_________________________________
You don't think that could be...
_________________________________
-It's Mike.
-But he could die out there!
_________________________________
James, wait! We can help.
_________________________________
Leave it to the old master of sales.
_________________________________
We got a call in,
but that's the best we can do.
_________________________________
Ahem!
_________________________________
Don Carlton, sales.
Folks, today is your lucky day.
_________________________________
How many times have you asked
yourself the following question...
_________________________________
-Arrest him.
-Pardon?
_________________________________
-(GRUNTS)
-(GROANS)
_________________________________
Spread them, pops!
_________________________________
-DON: Do you mind?
-Don't move!
_________________________________
What? Sullivan!
_________________________________
(GASPS) Don't you dare!
_________________________________
Sullivan! Don't go in there!
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Mike?
_________________________________
-Mike! (GASPS)
-(SIREN WAILS)
_________________________________
WOMAN: The kids said
they saw something in the cabin.
_________________________________
-They're calling it an alien.
-GIRL: It was!
_________________________________
I saw a little green guy!
_________________________________
What's the problem, ma'am?
_________________________________
-(GASPS)
-(WIND WHOOSHING)
_________________________________
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
_________________________________
(WHISPERS) Mike?
_________________________________
(COOING)
_________________________________
Doris, would you be a dear
and open the hatch for me, please?
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
Well, I hate to foil your evil plan
and run, but ta-ta!
_________________________________
But...
_________________________________
I bet you're glad to see me.
_________________________________
Ow!
_________________________________
That's for not locking the garage door.
_________________________________
You know about that?
_________________________________
I know everything.
_________________________________
You gotta admit,
_________________________________
this will be a great story
to tell me someday.
_________________________________
(CARL LAUGHS)
_________________________________
Look at that, boys.
We're almost home free.
_________________________________
(DORIS LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Oh, no!
_________________________________
Take a good look around, boys,
_________________________________
because your future
is about to change.
_________________________________
Lewis, you have to fix
the time machine.
_________________________________
No. No, I can't.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
What about your dad?
You could call him.
_________________________________
-You are my dad.
-But that's in the future.
_________________________________
There won't be a future
unless you fix the time machine.
_________________________________
WILBURLook, I messed up.
_________________________________
I left the garage unlocked,
and I've tried like crazy to fix things,
_________________________________
but now it's up to you.
_________________________________
You can do it, Dad.
_________________________________
-Lewis? Lewis!
-Wilbur? Wilbur!
_________________________________
Wilbur.
_________________________________
Mrs. Robinson? Uncle Art? Lefty?
_________________________________
Prepare to be amazed.
_________________________________
I call it the Memory Scanner.
_________________________________
So, Yagoobian, any other ideas 
you'd like to share with us?
_________________________________
Yes. I call them Helping Hats.
_________________________________
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
_________________________________
They're everywhere!
_________________________________
Doris, what's happening? 
I don't understand.
_________________________________
I just wanted to ruin his future, not this.
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
No. No, this can't be happening! No!
_________________________________
FRANNY: Oh, Lewis,
it's already happened.
_________________________________
(SHRIEKING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
-(CROWD GASP)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
MALE CAMP COUNSELOR:
Bear! A bear in the camp!
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
(GASPS LOUDLY)
_________________________________
RANGER 2: Down this way. All right?
_________________________________
(RANGERS CHATTERING
INDISTINCTLY)
_________________________________
I heard something over here!
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Watch out for the kid! No! Don't!
Don't hit him! Don't hit... Look out!
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
-(GASPING)
-(HORN HONKING)
_________________________________
-(GRUNTING)
-(SPUTTERING)
_________________________________
Whew!
_________________________________
BUCK: Chicken Little!
_________________________________
-(SCREAMING)
-What? Where's your head?
_________________________________
We gotta get outta here!
Come on! Come o...
_________________________________
You, with the running and the jumping!
_________________________________
-Dad. No, wait.
-ABBY: What are you guys doing?
_________________________________
We gotta get outta here!
_________________________________
It's like War of the Worlds out there!
_________________________________
-Stop pulling!
-Just listen to me for one second!
_________________________________
-It's not dangerous!
-We are under attack!
_________________________________
Will you two stop messing around
and deal with the problem?
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
-You're never there for me!
-What?
_________________________________
Okay, that's not
what I had in mind, but...
_________________________________
You're never there for me. I mean,
_________________________________
you were when I won the game,
but not when I thought the sky fell.
_________________________________
And not at the ball field and not now!
_________________________________
This is good! Keep going. Keep going!
_________________________________
You've been ashamed since
the acorn thing.
_________________________________
We have to talk because
Modern Mallard says avoiding closure
_________________________________
can lead to molting. I'm already small
_________________________________
and I don't think
I could handle being bald!
_________________________________
-(SPLASH)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
(SIGHS) Mike!
_________________________________
Come on, buddy.
Let's get you out of here.
_________________________________
This is all my fault. I'm sorry.
_________________________________
You were right.
They weren't scared of me.
_________________________________
I did everything right.
_________________________________
I wanted it more than anyone.
_________________________________
And I thought...
I thought if I wanted it enough,
_________________________________
I could show everybody that...
_________________________________
That Mike Wazowski
is something special.
_________________________________
And I'm just
_________________________________
not.
_________________________________
Look, Mike, I know how you feel.
_________________________________
Don't do that! Please, don't do that!
_________________________________
-You do not know how I feel.
-Mike, calm down.
_________________________________
Monsters like you have everything.
You don't have to be good.
_________________________________
You can mess up over and over again
_________________________________
-and the whole world loves you.
-Mike...
_________________________________
You'll never know what it's like to fail
_________________________________
because you were born a Sullivan!
_________________________________
Yeah, I'm a Sullivan.
_________________________________
I'm the Sullivan who flunked every test.
_________________________________
The one who got kicked out
of the program,
_________________________________
the one who was so afraid
to let everyone down
_________________________________
that I cheated.
_________________________________
And I lied.
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
Mike, I'll never know how you feel,
_________________________________
but you're not the only failure here.
_________________________________
I act scary, Mike, but most of the time
_________________________________
I'm terrified.
_________________________________
How come you never
told me that before?
_________________________________
Because
_________________________________
we weren't friends before.
_________________________________
I...
_________________________________
I... I didn't...
_________________________________
realize, son.
_________________________________
I-I never meant to...
_________________________________
The acorn, the sky, I mean, the whole...
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
You're right. You're right.
_________________________________
(SIGHING AND CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
Y... Your mom, she was...
_________________________________
You know, she was always good
with stuff like this.
_________________________________
(SIGHING)
_________________________________
Me... (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
I'm gonna need a lot of work.
_________________________________
(BUCK SIGHS)
_________________________________
But you need to know that I love you,
_________________________________
no matter what.
_________________________________
And I'm sorry I...
_________________________________
And I'm sorry if I ever made
you feel like that was something...
_________________________________
you had to earn.
_________________________________
-(CHUCKLING)
-(RUMBLING)
_________________________________
Uh... Uh...
_________________________________
(STAMMERING)
_________________________________
And we're good. Let's go. Let's go.
_________________________________
Okay, Dad.
_________________________________
Now, all we gotta do is return
helpless little Kirby.
_________________________________
(SQUEAKS)
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Return this whatever it is?
_________________________________
This is crazy! Crazy!
_________________________________
Crazy wonderful!
_________________________________
Just tell me what you need me to do.
_________________________________
-Do you really mean it?
-You bet! Anything, son.
_________________________________
Come on, Dad.
We've got a planet to save!
_________________________________
Crazy supportive. That's me! Ohh!
_________________________________
This thing likes to nibble, doesn't it?
(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
Saddle up, partners.
Bring jerky and ammo.
_________________________________
(TIME MACHINE WHIRRING)
_________________________________
I'm so excited.
_________________________________
By the way, I'd like to say I've
always found you extremely attractive!
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING) Now that's closure.
_________________________________
MILO: All right, this is it!
_________________________________
We're going to rescue the princess.
_________________________________
We're going to save Atlantis.
_________________________________
Or we're going to die trying.
Now let's do it!
_________________________________
(CHEERING)
_________________________________
I love it when I win.
_________________________________
-RANGER 3: Check the lake!
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
-RANGER 4: I heard something here!
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
-(GASPS)
-RANGER 5: This way!
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
(RANGERS SHOUTING)
_________________________________
RANGER 6: I saw movement!
_________________________________
Over there!
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Wait! Wait! What's going on?
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
Oh, they've given
her an alien mind-wipe!
_________________________________
Aaah!
_________________________________
Okay, here's the plan.
_________________________________
We're going to come in low and fast
and take them by surprise.
_________________________________
Well, I've got news for you, Milo.
_________________________________
Rourke is never surprised,
and he's got a lot of guns.
_________________________________
Great. Well, do you have
any suggestions?
_________________________________
Yeah. Don't get shot.
_________________________________
There they are!
_________________________________
We've got company!
_________________________________
Take off!
_________________________________
Take her up!
_________________________________
Holy smokes!
_________________________________
You told me he only had guns.
_________________________________
What I said was, he's never surprised.
_________________________________
Okay, son. What do we do now?
_________________________________
Uh, okay. This is a piece of cake, Dad.
_________________________________
All we have to do is take the kid down
the street to the giant metal alien.
_________________________________
-(TIRES SCREECHING)
-(HORN HONKING)
_________________________________
We surrender! Here!
Take the key to the city!
_________________________________
-(ZAPPING)
-Key to my car?
_________________________________
-(ZAPPING)
-Tic Tac?
_________________________________
-(ZAPPING)
-(GASPING)
_________________________________
-(KIRBY BABBLING)
-Forget plan A!
_________________________________
(KIRBY SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
-(ELECTRONIC BEEPING)
-Uh-oh.
_________________________________
(BUZZING)
_________________________________
-(ZAPPING)
-(SIRENS WAILING)
_________________________________
Okay, okay, what now, son?
_________________________________
Who, by the way, I support 100 percent.
_________________________________
-Uh, plan B?
-Ha-ha! Of course! Plan B!
_________________________________
-What is plan B?
-(KIRBY JABBERING)
_________________________________
What? You have to go
to the bathroom? You want juice?
_________________________________
A snack? Corn dog on a stick?
_________________________________
Want to play some golf?
What do you want?
_________________________________
I stink at this. I'm a horrible father.
_________________________________
(KIRBY SPEAKS
ALIEN LANGUAGE)
_________________________________
No, no, I am.
_________________________________
Poo-tee-tah.
_________________________________
Oh. Is that your parents?
_________________________________
Pooteetah, pooteetah. (SPUTTERING)
_________________________________
That's it, Dad! Plan B!
_________________________________
All we have to do is weave
through traffic through town square
_________________________________
while avoiding death rays
from alien robots.
_________________________________
We get to Town Hall,
climb up to the roof
_________________________________
and give the kid back to its parents.
_________________________________
-(FEMALE SCREAMING)
-(CRASHING)
_________________________________
Yeah!
_________________________________
Charge!
_________________________________
(ZAPPING)
_________________________________
Wow! (JABBERING)
_________________________________
Okay, now things are getting good.
_________________________________
Vinny! Heads up!
_________________________________
We can't let them reach
the top of that shaft!
_________________________________
Aah!
_________________________________
(ZAPPING)
_________________________________
(ELECTRONIC DRONING)
_________________________________
(ZAPPING)
_________________________________
-(CLANGING)
-BUCK: A-ha!
_________________________________
Now that's what
I call taking out the trash!
_________________________________
Vinny, new plan.
You and me, we're going to be decoys.
_________________________________
Audrey, Sweet, fly up underneath
that thing and cut her loose.
_________________________________
SWEET: We're on it.
_________________________________
Lieutenant!
_________________________________
I thought you said this thing could
cut through a femur in 28 seconds!
_________________________________
Less talk, more saw.
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(SHOUTING CONTINUES)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
MIKE: Sulley!
_________________________________
(PANTING IN RELIEF)
_________________________________
(SHOUTING CONTINUES)
_________________________________
RANGER 5: He's cornered!
_________________________________
(RUMBLING)
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
-Okay, son. Now what?
-(SIREN WAILS)
_________________________________
Fire truck!
_________________________________
-(SIREN WAILING)
-(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
BOTH: Plan C!
_________________________________
(GURGLING)
_________________________________
Runt, no! Turn around!
_________________________________
-Go back to Town Hall!
-But they'll vaporize us!
_________________________________
(GURGLING)
_________________________________
-You want me to do what?
-Runt, just do it! It'll work!
_________________________________
CHICKEN LITTLE: We'll survive!
_________________________________
I will survive?
_________________________________
Brake, Abby!
_________________________________
-(I WILL SURVIVE PLAYING)
-Okay.
_________________________________
-Floor it!
-(GIGGLES) Boink.
_________________________________
(ZAPPING)
_________________________________
Deploy ladder, Fish!
_________________________________
(RINGING)
_________________________________
RUNT: ♪ I'll survive
_________________________________
♪ I will survive 
Hey, hey ♪
_________________________________
Looks like somebody's
working overtime.
_________________________________
-Come on, girl. Time's up.
-Whoa!
_________________________________
(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
They're still in there!
_________________________________
Until the authorities arrive,
this door stays off!
_________________________________
No! You can't do that! No!
_________________________________
Enough! I want this room cleared now!
_________________________________
-You can't do this!
-(ALL CLAMORING)
_________________________________
All right, Milo, this is it. Any last words?
_________________________________
Yeah. I really wish I had
a better idea than this!
_________________________________
ROURKE: We're losing altitude.
_________________________________
Lighten the load.
_________________________________
That's it,
unless someone wants to jump.
_________________________________
-Ladies first.
-(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
You said we were in this together!
_________________________________
You promised me a percentage!
_________________________________
Next time, get it in writing.
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Nothing personal.
_________________________________
(MILO GRUNTING)
_________________________________
-(GASPS)
-(SIREN WAILS)
_________________________________
We got to get out of here!
_________________________________
-Let them come.
-What?
_________________________________
If we scare them,
I mean really scare them,
_________________________________
we could generate enough scream
to power the door from this side!
_________________________________
What are you talking about?
_________________________________
I have read every book
about Scaring ever written.
_________________________________
This could work!
_________________________________
They're adults. I can't do this.
_________________________________
Yes, you can. Just follow my lead.
_________________________________
(DOOR CREAKING)
_________________________________
(CREAKING)
_________________________________
(LOUD THUDDING)
_________________________________
(WIND HOWLING)
_________________________________
(MOUTHING)
_________________________________
(SLAMS)
_________________________________
(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
Mama!
_________________________________
Mama!
_________________________________
(DISTORTING) Mama...
_________________________________
(RANGERS GASP)
_________________________________
-(SCRATCHING)
-(GASPING)
_________________________________
(CREAKING)
_________________________________
(LOUD SCRATCH)
_________________________________
(LOUD SCRATCH)
_________________________________
What the...
_________________________________
Leaving so soon?
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Look, up there!
_________________________________
Hang on!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(CHOIR SINGING DRAMATICALLY)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
I should have known you'd risk your life
to save that gypsy witch,
_________________________________
just as your own mother
died trying to save you.
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
Now I'm going to do
what I should have done 20 years ago!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING) Whoa!
_________________________________
(GROANING) Oh!
_________________________________
BUCK: Plan D.
KIRBY: Plan D!
_________________________________
-Yeah!
-Yeah!
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(RANGERS GASPING)
_________________________________
(FOREST RANGERS MURMURING)
_________________________________
-Now what?
-Phase two.
_________________________________
Well, I have to hand it to you.
You're a bigger pain in the neck
_________________________________
than I would have
ever thought possible.
_________________________________
-(CLATTERING)
-(RANGERS GASPING)
_________________________________
-(RANGER WHIMPERS)
-Keep together.
_________________________________
(RANGERS SCREAMING)
_________________________________
I consider myself
an even-tempered man.
_________________________________
It takes a lot to get under my skin.
_________________________________
But congratulations,
you just won the solid-gold kewpie doll.
_________________________________
(PANTING) Thighs hurting.
Drumsticks burning.
_________________________________
But loving you! (GROANING)
_________________________________
Full support!
_________________________________
(KIRBY SQUEAKS)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
I can't get out! Come back, son!
_________________________________
We can't go out this way!
It's dangerous.
_________________________________
-No, Dad, I can do this!
-It's too dangerous.
_________________________________
I can do this. I can.
_________________________________
You gotta believe me this time.
_________________________________
I...
_________________________________
I do, son.
_________________________________
(RANGERS MURMURING)
_________________________________
(WHISPERING) Are you ready?
_________________________________
-Mike, I can't.
-Yes, you can.
_________________________________
Stop being a Sullivan
and start being you.
_________________________________
Okay, hang on tight.
_________________________________
(GRUNTING IN PAIN)
_________________________________
Nothing personal.
_________________________________
-Yes!
-Here's your kid! Look over here!
_________________________________
CHICKEN LITTLE: Here's your kid!
_________________________________
He's okay!
_________________________________
(STRAINING)
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
MALE RANGER: Call for backup.
_________________________________
FOREST RANGER:
Assistance on the north side.
_________________________________
Repeat, we need assistance
on the north side.
_________________________________
DISPATCH ON RADIO: Ranger,
answer me, what's your 20?
_________________________________
We need assistance on the north side.
We have a...
_________________________________
-(ALL GASPING)
-Look! What was it?
_________________________________
-(JABBERING)
-(ELECTRONIC DRONING)
_________________________________
CHICKEN LITTLE:
He's all right! Stop the invasion!
_________________________________
(GASPING) Hold on.
_________________________________
ESMERALDA: Hold on.
_________________________________
Why did I ever invent that stupid hat?
_________________________________
Son! Son!
_________________________________
(YELLING) Aah!
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
(RANGERS CHATTERING
INDISTINCTLY)
_________________________________
Take a good look around, Doris,
'cause your future's about to change.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING WICKEDLY)
_________________________________
And he shall smite the wicked
and plunge them into the fiery pit!
_________________________________
Tired, Mr. Thatch?
_________________________________
That's a darn shame
_________________________________
because I'm just getting warmed up.
_________________________________
(RANGERS GASPING)
_________________________________
(ALL GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Ah!
_________________________________
(CRACKING)
_________________________________
(SNARLING)
_________________________________
(ROARING)
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(SCREAMS ECHOING)
_________________________________
(CANISTERS DINGING)
_________________________________
-(ROARING)
-(RANGERS WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
(RANGERS SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Thank heaven.
_________________________________
-I'm here, son!
-Dad! Look out!
_________________________________
Get away from my boy! Get away!
_________________________________
-BOTH: The mighty Acorns...
-(ZAPPING)
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
Sulley, come on!
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(BOTH GRUNT)
_________________________________
Quasimodo! Quasi!
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Oh, great!
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
(BOTH YELLING)
_________________________________
-(FOXY SUCKING)
-(GASPING)
_________________________________
-LURKEY: Oh!
-(GASPING)
_________________________________
Tic Tac?
_________________________________
MELVIN: (BIG VOICE)
Why did you take our child?
_________________________________
Hey, hey! Just... (GULPS)
_________________________________
Just hold on there, buddy!
My son did not take your kid!
_________________________________
You were the one that left him behind!
_________________________________
That's bad parenting!
And I should know!
_________________________________
MELVIN: Silence! (ECHOING)
_________________________________
Release the child!
_________________________________
-Okay.
-Okay, okay.
_________________________________
(SPUTTERING)
_________________________________
TINA: Sweetheart! Oh, Kirby,
I'm so happy to see you! My darling!
_________________________________
(BOTH PANTING)
_________________________________
HARDSCRABBLE: How?
_________________________________
(STAMMERS) How did you do this?
_________________________________
Don't ask me.
_________________________________
The volcano... She awakes!
_________________________________
Hey, I had nothing to do with it.
_________________________________
This here would be
a good place not to be.
_________________________________
No, wait. We got to get her back
or the whole city will die.
_________________________________
And if we don't get out of here, we'll die.
_________________________________
It's the only way to reverse this.
_________________________________
Just do it!
_________________________________
AUDREY: Milo, no!
_________________________________
Go!
_________________________________
Ah!
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
-(SIGHS) That was close.
-At least they're back together.
_________________________________
They got their kid.
_________________________________
MELVIN: You have violated
intergalactic law 90210!
_________________________________
A charge punishable
by immediate particle disintegration!
_________________________________
Oh, snap.
_________________________________
(KIRBY JABBERING)
_________________________________
-MELVIN: Hmm? What's that?
-(JABBERING)
_________________________________
Hmm. I...
_________________________________
I don't quite...
_________________________________
TINA: Melvin, honey?
He's saying they're telling the truth.
_________________________________
It was just a misunderstanding.
_________________________________
(KIRBY JABBERING)
_________________________________
MELVIN: Well, then. This is awkward.
_________________________________
-TINA: Yes, it is.
-I suppose I should...
_________________________________
-Put the big guns away?
-Yes, yes.
_________________________________
TINA: Now put them down.
MELVIN: Of course.
_________________________________
-And turn off your big voice.
-But I don't...
_________________________________
-Turn it off.
-But...
_________________________________
But I don't get to use
the big voice very often!
_________________________________
Melvin.
_________________________________
Yes, dear.
_________________________________
Hi. Anyone want to try the big voice?
_________________________________
Goob, stop!
_________________________________
You don't know what you're doing!
_________________________________
Yes, I do. I'm ruining your future.
_________________________________
She's using you, Goob,
_________________________________
and when she gets what she wants,
she'll get rid of you.
_________________________________
What? What?
_________________________________
I am never going to invent you.
_________________________________
(SCREECHING)
_________________________________
Come on, Goob.
I've got to show you something.
_________________________________
The fissure,
it is about to eject its pyroclastic fury!
_________________________________
Milo, Mole says the wall's going to blow!
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(ATLANTEANS GASP)
_________________________________
Doris?
_________________________________
I thought she was my friend.
_________________________________
-(SPARKS CRACKLING)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
Move, move, move!
This is a 54-23 in progress.
_________________________________
All right, everybody, clear out.
_________________________________
Secure the perimeter.
_________________________________
No child breach.
Repeat: no child breach.
_________________________________
You ruined our doors!
_________________________________
I've been working on my door
all semester!
_________________________________
Let's go, you two.
_________________________________
-You're alive!
-We are so glad you're safe.
_________________________________
Hey, wait!
_________________________________
What's going to happen to them?
_________________________________
CDA AGENT: That's for the university
president to decide.
_________________________________
But you can be sure
we'll be watching these two.
_________________________________
Always watching.
_________________________________
________
Imagining in November 2018 (later)
_________________________________
-Expelled?
-Yeah, we really messed up.
_________________________________
So, you're leaving?
_________________________________
Yeah, buddy. We have to go.
_________________________________
Harsh, man.
_________________________________
I'm sorry, guys.
You'd be in the Scaring program
_________________________________
right now if it wasn't for us.
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
Well, (CHUCKLES) it is
the gosh-darnedest thing.
_________________________________
Hardscrabble's letting us
into the Scare program.
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
She was impressed with
our performance in the games.
_________________________________
She invited us to join next semester!
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) Congratulations, guys!
_________________________________
And that's not the only piece
of good news.
_________________________________
Sherrie and I are engaged!
_________________________________
Oh. Who is Sherrie?
_________________________________
(SIGHING) She's my mom.
_________________________________
Well, if it isn't my two favorite fellas!
_________________________________
Come here. Give me some sugar.
_________________________________
-Oh!
-(BOTH CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
Ugh! So uncomfortable.
_________________________________
Oh, come on, Scott.
_________________________________
I don't want you to think of me
as your new dad.
_________________________________
After all, we're fraternity brothers first.
_________________________________
This is so weird.
_________________________________
DON: Just think of me
as your big brother
_________________________________
that's marrying your mother.
_________________________________
Wait. Hold on.
_________________________________
We're brothers who share
the same mom slash wife.
_________________________________
That's worse.
_________________________________
Well, I guess we should be going now.
_________________________________
Promise me you'll keep in touch.
_________________________________
You're the scariest bunch
of monsters I have ever met.
_________________________________
Don't let anyone tell you different.
_________________________________
(ALL CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
So, what now?
_________________________________
You know, for the first time in my life,
I don't really have a plan.
_________________________________
You're the great Mike Wazowski.
You'll come up with something.
_________________________________
I think it's time I leave the greatness
to other monsters.
_________________________________
I'm okay just being okay.
_________________________________
So long, Sull.
_________________________________
So long.
_________________________________