Tuesday, April 18, 2017

Cat in the Hat script with subtitles

There are gajillions of stories...

of mischief and fun,

but to keep things simple,

let's start with just one...

about a mom and two kids...

and a house and a hat...

that, oddly enough,

was worn by a cat.

But soon enough
we will get to all that.

In the valley that stretches
from this hill to that hill,

a city is nestled...

that city is Anville.

- [Kid] Hurry up!
We'll miss the movie!
- Any more tutti-frutti?

I'll check.

It's a town that's not huge,
but quite big enough...

for buyers and sellers
to sell and buy stuff,

from shoes and shirts...

and elongated ladders...

to sailboats and gibble-grated

berry-juice bladders.

[Horn Honks]

So ourstory begins
at the corner
ofMain and Montroob...

in the spotless
real estate offiice...

run by Hank Humberfloob.

Humberfloob Real Estate. How can
we make yourdreams come true?

[People Chattering]

What do you mean,
you're leaving?

You're a babysitter.
Babysitters don't leave. They sit.

Baby-leavers leave.
I'm sorry. I really
gotta go, Miss Walden.

Well, I need to come home
right away.

All right.
Thank you, Amy.


Attention, everyone!
It's 9:02.

Staff meeting!
Staff meeting!

[All Gasping, Murmuring]
Look alive, everyone.!

First I'd like to
welcome aboard...

our newest member
of the Humberfloob family,

Jim McFlinnagan!

- Mr. Humberfloob,
I wanted to thank you...
- [All Gasping]

I beg your pardon?

B-But l...


One, two, three,
four, fiive, six, seven,
eight, nine, 10!

As you know, tonight is
our bimonthly"meet and greet" party.

Tonight's host is...
Joan Walden.

This is where people can
meet our real estate agents...

in an informal,
yet hygienic setting.

Mr. Humberfloob,
I have to get home to my kids.

Ah, yes.

Your children.

Joan, let me make this
perfectly clear.

If your house
is as messy as last time,

you're fiired!

[Employees Gasping,

That's pretty clear,
Mr. Humberfloob.

Don't worry. I promise.

My kids'll be
on their best behavior.


[Phone Rings]
Humberfloob Real Estate.

How can we make
yourdreams come true?

Please hold.

Lfyou leave Humberfloob's
and turn left onto Main,

three miles down
you'll fiind Lipplapper Lane,

a pleasant-enough street
in a pleasant-enough way...

where a neighbor greeted neighbor
with a neighborly"Hey.!"


Here the hedges were hedged,

the weeds were all weeded,

and lawns were mowed daily,

twice daily ifneeded.

And at the end
ofthis street,

in a house like any other,

something magical
would happen...

to a sisterand her brother.


Shh! Nevins!
Stealth mode.

Today's to-do list.

Number one:
Make to-do list.

Number two:
Practice coloring.

Number three:
Research graduate schools.

Number four:
Be spontaneous.

Number fiive:
Create lasting
childhood memories.

And numbersix:

Amend will.

What is he doing?




Number 10:
Make tomorrow's to-do list.

Ladies and gentlemen!
[Nevins Barking]

your attention, please.

You are about to witness
the third most spectacular stunt...

ever performed
under this roof!

Do you know how hard it's getting
to tell people that we're related?

I'll put everything back.


And now,
for the indoor stair luge!

Indoor stair luge?

I'll have to add this one
to my list.

Go have no fun
somewhere else.

It... is... showtime.!

- [Whimpers]
- [Grunts]



- Aah!
- Yeah!


- [Woman] Oh, my word.!
- [Nevins Barking]


Nevins, come back.!

Hey, Mom. What's up?

You are so lucky
you didn't ruin this dress.

Mom, I know
you're angry,

but there's something
you need to know.

This was all Sally's fault.
Oh, really?

And how, exactly,
was it Sally's fault?

Give me a minute.
I'm workin' on it.

Save it, Conrad.

Why today? Why did you
have to pick today
to destroy the house?

You know
what's happening today.

I tried to tell him, Mom.

"Mom's throwing
a very important party," I said.

"All ofher important
clients will be here."

But he went right ahead
and wrecked the house
and let Nevins get away.

Now, again, I hope
you're going to ground him.

Yes, Sally, for a week, but
that's none of your business.

Come on. Two days.

I asked you to do
one thing today, Conrad...

keep the house

Do you know how frustrating it is
that you're always doing
the exact opposite of what I say?

Knock, knock, knock.

Someone lose a dog?

I found him next door...

in my yard... again.

You are a saint.

And here I thought
you were only dating me
for my good looks.

Lucky us.
Larry Quinn is here.

Hey-a, sport.
Call me Lawrence.

You rescued Nevins!
Thanks, Lawrence!

It was my pleasure, Sally.
Anything for my little princess.

Oh, I don't wanna be a princess.

In a constitutional monarchy
parliament has all the real power.

I see.
Okay, that's great.

Uh, look, pal, be a sport.

Why don't you go
tidy up the living room.

I don't have to listen to you, Larry.

do what Lawrence says.

Have you given some thought
about the Wilhelm Academy?

You mean the Colonel Wilhelm
Military Academy forTroubled Youth?

That's the one, Joan.

I'm not sure
it's right for Conrad.

Oh, Joan, Joan.

Joan, Joan, Joan.

I have so much respect
foryou, Joan.

Single mother, careerwoman,
raising two children on your own,

and still fiinding time
to be the best darned
real estate agent in town.

I know how hard it is, Joan.

It is hard.
Oh... I know.

And I know
how hard you're trying.

This is a once-in-a-lifetime
and you must act now.

The Colonel Wilhelm
Military Academy
forTroubled Youth...

is what we call in the sales game
a win-win scenario.

A top-flight military school,
and it's only... eight hours away.

[Phone Rings]
Oh, the phone.

[Phone Rings]

I heard what you said.

I'm not going to military school, Larry.

Look, buddy,

I know I'm not your dad...

and this is probably
really strange foryou...

your neighbor's
dating your mom.

But here's the thing, son.
Come here.

I don't like you either.

But I'm gonna
marry your mom.

And if it was up to me,
you'd be at military school today.

I'm not going
to military school.

I think you're gonna love it.

It's just like summer camp,

except with brutal forced marches...

and soul-crushing discipline.

And one more thing...
It's Lawrence,
you snot-nosed son of a...

wonderful woman
who I'm absolutely crazy about!
[Grunting] Oww!

Gosh, I love children!

Oh, Joan,
I didn't see you there.

Would you be a doll
and help me bring up chairs
from the basement?

Nothing would give me
more pleasure, Joan,
but I do have to run.

I have a very important
sales conference downtown.

Oh. Okay.

- Well, I'll see you at the party tonight.
- Sure.

Mom, that guy's a total phony.
You can't let Larry...

It's Lawrence, Conrad.
[Doorbell Rings]

Kate's Catering.
I'm here to do your party tonight.

Oh, hi.
Where's Kate?

I'm Kate.
Oh. Okay.

Right this way, Kate.

Mom, you've gotta
listen to me...
[Phone Ringing]

Two weeks ago
you said you would...

[Joan Screams]
I "specialed" it.


[Ringing Continues]
I said quiet!


Joan Walden Real Estate.
Be it ever so humble,
there's no place likeJoan.

This is Mr. Humberfloob.

- Oh, hi, Mr. Humberfloob.
- Joan, I need you to come back to the offiice.

- Today?
- Yes, Joan.

- No problem?
- No problem at all.


- [Gasps]
- What's going on, Mommy?

Mommy has to go
back to the offiice.

Oh! I hope Mrs. Kwan
can babysit.

- Not Mrs. Kwan!
- [Doorbell Rings]

Hi, Mrs. Kwan.

I'm running late.

Thanks for babysitting
on such short notice.
Mmm, yeah.

Okay, Mrs. Kwan.


I'll be back
in a couple ofhours.

Conrad's grounded,
so no video games.

Last chance.

If you wanna make cupcakes,
I can take you to
your friend Ginny's house.

- [Growling]
- Ginny's not my friend anymore.

Last time we made cupcakes
she wanted to be the head chef.

I'm the head chef.

What about Denise, then?

She talked back to me,
so I ordered her
not to speak to me anymore.

- And you don't like bossy?
- I won't tolerate it.


Well, if you're both staying,
remember the rules.

Conrad: No playing ball
in the house, no fiighting,

no answering the phone,
"City morgue."

can't I have some rules?

No chewing tobacco.

Thanks, Mom.
You have my word.

And absolutely no one
sets foot in the living room, or else.

Orelse what?
You're gonna do what Larry said
and send me to military school?

Maybe if you'd just behave,
I wouldn't have to consider military school.

I wish I could trust you.

I wish I had a different mom.

Well, sometimes
I wish the same thing.




Good luck with your meeting.

[Car DoorCloses]


Children, would you like
to watch television with me?

- We don't have to tell your mother.
- [TV: Channel Changing]

- [Speaking Chinese]
- [Yelling]

Taiwanese parliament.
[TV: Yelling, Blows Landing]

You tell them, Kwi-Chang!
No more big government!
[TV: Karate Yells]

Rip his heart out.!

[TV: Blows Landing,

Yelling Continue]



Hit me!

So they slumped in theirchairs,

too glum to complain,

and to make matters worse,
it started to rain.

[Butterfly Yelps]

They sat in the house...

on that cold, cold, wet day...

with no fun to have...

and no games to play.

They couldjust
stare out the window...

or perhaps get a nap in,

and hope that something,

anything might happen.

Quit bothering
the fiish.

I know.
Quit bothering the fiish.

Spit hand!
Oh, gross!

Get that away from me!
Get it away!

[Loud Bump]
Then something went bump.

- What was that?
- [Barks]

How that bump
made themjump.
[Nevins Continues Barking]

[Loud Bumping Continues]
I think it came
from the closet.

[Loud Crash]




Come on, Conrad.



You shouldn't scare people.

You should've seen
the look on your face.
It was like you saw a monster...

A monster? Where?

That could've gone better.
[Wheezing Laugh]

[Both Screaming]


What was that?
[Conrad] I don't know.

Looked like
a humongous cat.


I prefer the term "big-boned" or"jolly."
Now, what are we hiding from?


[Both Screaming]

Thatwas a giant cat.

But that's impossible,
isn't it?

It's entirely

You know,
I like this hiding place
a lot better.

They'll never

fiind us here.

Scream and run.

[Both Screaming]
And there they go.

Who are you?

Who? Me?

Why, I'm the Cat in the Hat.
There's no doubt about that.

I'm a "super-fun-diferous" feline...

who's here to make sure
that you're...

Meeline? Key lime?


I got nothin'.

I'm not so good with the rhyming.
Not really, no.

Look, I'm a cat
that can talk.

That should be enough
foryou people!

I can talk.!
I'm a cat.! Yes.!

Where did you come from?

Hmm, how do I put this?

When a mommy cat and a daddy cat
love each othervery much,

they decide that...

Oh, no, no, no, no.
Where did you come from?

My place!
Where do you think?

No, how did you get here?

I drove!

Look, I've been here two whole minutes,
and no one has offered me a drink.


- Sorry, Mr. Cat.
Would you like some milk?
- Milk? Ecch! No!

Lactose intolerant.
Gums up the works. Oy.

You'll thank me later.

[Wheezing, Chortling]

- [Singer Laughing]
- Hello!

Surf s up!
[Chuckles] Yeah!


Nice spread you got here.


Who is this?


That's my mom.

Awkward, yeah.

Yes, this place will do
quite nicely, actually. Yeah.

Although those drapes
are a train wreck.



And this is the lumpiest couch
I ever sat on.

Who is this dreadfully
uncomfortable woman?

Get offher.
That's our babysitter.

What the... Babysitter?

You don't need one of those,
do ya?

Let me get this straight.

You pay this woman...

to sit on babies?

That's disgusting!

I'd do it for nothing!
[Laughing Loudly]


Now, let's see
what the old "phunometer"
has to say.

- "Phunometer"?
- Yeah. It measures
how fun you are.



[Bell Dings]


Ah. Control freak.

Now you.

Hi. How are ya?

- [Bell Dings]
- Whoa!



Tap it.

Listen, kid,
you can tap it with a hammer,

it ain't gonna change.

Just as I suspected.

You guys are both out of whack.
You're a control freak,
and you're a rule-breaker.

That'll be $700.
Who's your insurance carrier?

- So, what do we do?
- Well, there are two treatments
I'd recommend.

One is a series of painful shots
injected into your abdomen and kneecap.

And the other...

involves a musical number!

@ Me-Me-Me-Meow @

How many shots?

"How many shots?"
Aren't you precious?



@ I know it is wet @

@ And the sun is not sunny @

@ But we can have lots of
good fun that is funny @

[Both Groan]

@ It's fun to have fun @

@ But you got to know how @


- [Vomits, Liquid Splatters]
- [Both Gasp, Groan]

Hair ball.

@ I know lots of good tricks
and I'll... @

Stop this right now.!

- Who said that?
- Me!

Remember? The fiish?

Came home in a Baggie,
loved me for two weeks, and then nothing!

- The fiish is talking!
- Well, sure, he can talk.

But is he saying anything?
No, not really. No.

Hey, Socks, can it.!

This cat should not be here.
He should not be about.

He should not be here
when your mother is out.

Come on, kids!
You gonna listen to him?
He drinks where he pees!


@There was this cat I knew
back home where I was bred @

@ He never listened to
a single thing his mother said @

@¤He never used the litter box
He made a mess in the hall @¤

@That's why they sent him
to a vet @

@To cut offboth his ba... @

ba... ba...

@ Boy, that wasn't
fun, fun, fun @

@ He never learns
You can have fun, fun, fun @
But less is more!

@They may ship you off to school
so rein it in a little @

@ We can't spell "fun"
without "U" in the middle @

Human, this cat is currently in violation

of... 17 ofyour mother's rules.!

City morgue!

- Eighteen!
- [Laughing]

[Crowd Cheering,

- Olé!
- [Bull Growling]



@ You can juggle work and play
but you have to know the way @

@ You can keep afloat a wish
like the way I do this fiish @

@¤ You can be a happy fella
Someone throw me that umbrella @¤

@ And that rake, that cake
Life's what you make it @

@ So have fun, fun, fun @

@ Go insane and have
some fun, fun, fun @

@Just look at me
Fun, fun, fun @

@ No more rain
Look, it's the sun, sun, sun @

@ So can't you see
I'm as happy as a clam
I'm as fiit as a fiiddle @

@ Yeah, the dogs
may bark about you @

@ And the purebred chaps
may doubt you @


Getting motion sickness.!

Milk? Big mistake.

@ But remember this
You can't have fun without "U" @

I can't breathe!


I knew that milk would
come back to haunt me.
Help! Help!

- [Loud Burp]
- [Groaning]



@"U" in the middle @@


[Panting, Chuckling]

- Bravo, Cat.
- Huh?

These children are smart enough
not to fall foryour MTV-style flash...

at the expense of content
and moral values.

That was wicked cool!
Do it again!

I'd love to, but Shamu is right...
I really should be going.

- No, don't go!
- No, I should go.

I should let you and the fiish
have all your fun conjugating verbs,

cleaning your room,
doing long division.

No, you have to stay!

All right, I'll stay.
Oh, yeah!
[Conrad] Yeah.!

But if I'm gonna stay,
there's something I wanna show you.

Something magical...

and full of wonder.

- It's called a contract.
- You want us to sign this?

- Just a formality, really. Yeah.
- Who are they?

Magical time-traveling elves.

Yeah. Magic.

Okay, they're my lawyers.

Liability issues, litigious society,
frivolous lawsuits.

You understand.

Basically, this contract guarantees
you can have all the fun you want...

and nothing bad's
ever gonna happen.

- All the fun we want?
- Uh-yeah!

- Nothing bad will happen?
- Uh-no!

Come on, Sal,
for once in your life
try something spontaneous.

It goes against
my better instincts, but...


Initial here.

And here. And here.

Not here!


Turn it over.

This is nothing.

[Clears Throat]
Scratch this.

Smell that!


Sign the bottom.

[Pencil Scratching On Paper]

You're it!
Okay, gimme fiive!



Let's get this party
started! Uh-huh!

Hey, check out this room!

What now?

Mom says we're not
allowed in the living room
today, or else.

She's worried we'll mess up the couches
byjumpin'on 'em orsomethin;

And she's right.
You can't jump on these.

Not like this.
They need some adjustment.


Let's take a look
under the hood.

[Spits] Yeah.

Just doin' my job.

What have we got here?


Here we go.

It's oversized.
That's unusual.

Here it is.

[Elephant Trumpets]

Down, Simba!
Down, Simba!
Get outta here!

Spray me, would ya?

[Trumpeting Continues]


[Blows Landing]
[Elephant Whimpering]


- [Elephant Trumpets]
- Thanks for the help.

Back in a second.
Who's your couch mechanic?

You oughta call
Mr. Catwrench.

[Grinding, Rumbling]
Oww! My fur!
My fur! My fur!

[Groaning, Shouting]

That oughta do it.



Come on, kids.
I could use a little company.

What about Mom's party?

What about it?
We signed the contract.

[Laughing] Yeah!

One cushion left,

She'll never do it.
She doesn't know
how to have fun.

Fun? Sally,
you're betterthan fun.
Fun is beneath you.

what your mother told you...

No one sets foot
in the living room...
[Conrad Shouting]

You know what?
Let's just watch some flashbacks.

[Voice Slowed Down]
Absolutely no one sets foot
in the living room, or else.

You're fiired... fiired... fiired...

fiired... fiired... fiired...

[Takes Deep Breath]
Fiired... fiired... fiired... fiired...

And that's why...


This is where
they buried my brother.!

[Cat Laughing]

[All Laughing]
Oh, yeah!

This is amazing!
Like being
in the circus!

Yeah, but without
those tortured animals...

or drunken clowns
that have hepatitis.

See, kids, I told you
we could have fun!

[Laughing Continues]
[Conrad] The best thing is,
no one will ever...


Judas Priest!
I can't believe what I'm seeing!

Oh, Mr. Quinn,
I was just telling Conrad
to get off the couch.

Bad, Conrad!


baby, angel, princess,

I'm gonna let you in
on a little secret, okay?

Nobody likes a suck-up!

[Quinn Laughing]

Where's the cat?
I don't know.


Good bread.

What are you two
lookin' at?


Is there a cat in here?

[Sneezing Continues]

I'm gonna...
You're gonna...

I have to...

Get out ofhere.

[Sneezes Twice]

[Both Laughing]

See, kids, I told you.
Stick with me, it'll all work out.

Oh, no! Ohh!

Little-known fact...
cats always land on their tushy.

- I thought they always
landed on their feet.
- Oh, sure, now you tell me.


- So, kiddo, what do you
want to do for fun?
- I wanna make cupcakes!

Cupcakes? Oh, yeah!
To the kitchen!

Live from the kitchen,

the following is
a paid commercial announcement

forAstounding Products.

Hi! Welcome to
Astounding Products.


I'm your host,
the guy in the sweaterwho asks
all the obvious questions.

[Studio Audience

Now, here to tell us
about his astounding product
for making cupcakes,

all the way
from Cheshire, England,
please welcome...

Me! Hello!

Now... Hello!
I'm so excited!

Do you love
making cupcakes,

but hate all
the hard cupcake work?

I know I do!

Well, forget
everything you know
about making cupcakes...

and say hello...

to the amazing Kupkake-inator.

- I'm so excited!
- [Audience Chuckling]


[Cat, Audience]

Oh, this amazing device
can instantly make cupcakes...

out of anything that
you have in the kitchen.

- Wait a minute.
Did you say"anything"?
- Anything.

Yes, anything.


- Anything?
- I'll get you, and it'll look
like a bloody accident.

- [Audience Tittering]
- Anything.

Now, take off the lid.
You can put in, I don't know,
a carton of eggs.

How about
a pack ofhot dogs?

That's incredible!
Why not some ketchup?

Yeah, why not?
How about...
I know what you're thinkin'.

Even a fiire extinguisher.
There we go.


Now, close the lid
and Bob's your flippin' uncle!

What an
astounding product!

[Audience Applauding]
Oh, yeah!

Open the drawer,
[Bell Dings,
Motor Whirring]

Fiill the patented
Kupkake-inator tray,
[Audience Gasping]

- Close the drawer,
- [Audience Continues Gasping]

Then place it
in a conventional oven.

[Audience Laughing,

Delicious cupcakes
are just minutes away.

Did you just say
"minutes away"?

[Host, Audience]
That's impossible!

You're not just wrong,
you're stupid.
Now, wait just a minute...

And you're ugly,
just like your mum.

[Audience Gasping]
Did you just call
my mother ugly?

Shut up! I mean it!
I will end you!

- [Grunts]
- [Audience, Cat Gasping, Groaning]

Um, Cat.
Your tail.

What about it?

Oh, I see! I've chopped it off.
That's interesting, because...

Son of a bi...

"The Girl From Ipanema"]

Look, I'm not saying
we're going to sue.

I'm just saying
we have a case.

We'll talk later.
Lxnay, ixnay.


Cat, is the oven
supposed to be
making that sound?


Of course. That means
they're almost done, Conrack.

- Conrad.
- That's what I said, Condor.

- Cat!
- Now, that's my name!

[Oven Whirring, Rumbling]

[Timer Bell Dings]

They're done!

Oh, man!
There's nothing
to worry about.

I'm sure
they still taste fiine.

They're horrible!

Who wants some?
Come on, come on!

Oh... my... cod.

Ohh! Aah!

Cat, you need to
clean this mess up pronto.

We have a contract.
All right, I'll try.

You don't try. You do.

Yes, ma'am.
Right away, ma'am.

I'll be right back.




How are ya?


Look. I'm a girl.

[Giggling, Purring]

Stop! That's...

Mom's dress!

This fiilthy thing?

She was gonna wear that tonight,
and you ruined it.

Honey, it was ruined
when she bought it.

Mm-hmm. Yeah.

I told you
all this would happen.!

- But no one listens to a fiish!
- Oy.

A dog goes "woof-woof"
and everybody knows that
little Timmy's trapped undera log.

But a fiish speaks
in plain English...

All right, everyone,
let's just take a deep breath
and calm down.

[Inhaling, Exhaling]

You know who's gonna solve it?
Me. I am.

I will personally
take care of everything.

And I know
just the guys to do it.



In this box are two Things.
I will show them to you.

Two Things, and I call them
Thing One and Thing Two.

These Things will not bite you.
They want to have fun.

So without further ado,

meet Thing Two
and Thing One!

[Whooping, Babbling]

@Ta-da @

Oh, yeah!

Thing One, Conrad, Sally.
Conrad, Sally, Thing One.

Thing Two, Conrad, Sally.
Conrad, Sally, Thing Two.

Thing One, Thing Two.
Thing Two, Thing One.
Conrad, Sally. Sally, Conrad.

I am the Cat.
Don't belittle me.

Ah, yes, of course.

Thing Two would like to
clarify that just because
he wears the number two...

does not imply in any way
that he's inferior to Thing One.

And all of the above.

He says you may feel free
to call him Thing "A," if you like.

He will also accept SuperThing,
Thing King, Kid Dynamite,

Chocolate Thun-Da...
or Ben.
[Chuckles] Ben!

[Thing OneJabbering]

Thing One says
he's Thing One for a reason,

and some people
should just get used to it.

It's a Thing thing.
You wouldn't understand.

Okay, enough!

You are quickly turning into
one of my least favorite Things.

Listen, Convex,
you probably don't
wanna do that.

Why not?
It's just a crate.

This isn't just any old crate.

It's the Trans-dimensional

It's kinda like a doorway
which leads from this world
to my world.

But it says,
"Made in the Philippines."

Yes, but not this Philippines.

Look, now,
I'm not usually a rules guy,
but this is a biggie.

No opening the crate.

No lookee, no touchee.
Got it?

Mekka-dekka we should
settle ourdifferences.


Things, front and center.!


All right, Things,
I'm not paying you to
stand around and look pretty.

Here's Mom's dress.

[Thing Cackling]
Oh.! Mommy's dress.!

[BothJabbering, Giggling]

- [Gasp]
- [Gasp]

- What about the couch?
- Which couch?

The clean one,
orthe horribly stained one?

- [Wheezing]
- [Jabbering Continues]


don't worry!


Cat, they're wrecking
the whole house.!


Continues Snoring]

[Jabbering, Giggling Continue]

- Conrad, help!
- Help yourself!

Look at me!
Come and get it!


Whoa! Ooh, yeah! Whoa!

That tickles!


[Jabbering, Grunting]

[Crab Lock]
Mine, mine, mine!
Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine!

Ride 'em, cowboy!
Yee-hee-hee! Ho-ho-ho! Whee!


[Continues Snoring]

If this were my house,
I'd be furious.


Hey! Klondike!

Do you have any idea
what happened to the lock
on this crate?

- It's on Nevins's collar.
- Nevins?

Nevins? Nevins.!

Put the dog down!
I said, put the dog down!

Why won't they
listen to me?

Oh. I don't know if this helps,
but the Things always do
the opposite of what you say.

Why do they always
do the opposite?
That's so annoying!

Remind you of anyone,

[Things Cackling]

Zinga! Zinga!

Blue! 41! Set!
Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut!

Hey, Thing,
don't let go of that dog!

Let go!

[Conrad] Catch him...
I mean, don't catch him.!

[Crab Lock Chuckles]

Well, this is just great, Conrad.

The whole house is destroyed,
the party is ruined,
and now Nevins is gone.

Sally, Kojak,

that's nothing compared
to what's gonna happen
if we don't lock this crate.

Take a look.
It's already leaking.


- It won't stay shut.
- Not without the lock.

Look, if we don't get that lock off of Nevins
and put it back on this crate,

we're gonna be staring down
the business end
of the mother of all messes.

We've gotta go out
and fiind Nevins.

Impossible! Sally!

There's only four hours
till the party.

The Fish is right.
We should call Mom
and tell herwhat happened.

Look at this house!
There's no way we could
explain this to Mom.

We gotta get Nevins back
and lock the crate!

We're staying and calling Mom.

We're going and getting the dog.

[Sinister Voice]
There is a third option.

There is?

Yes. It involves...

@@ [Dramatic Chords]

- That's your option?
- No.

But you guys both had options.
I just wanted to have one too.

Or did I?

- Cat, you're not helping!
- Come on. Let's go get that dog.

Now, wejust need
a heavy, inanimate object
to weigh down this crate.

[Kids Grunting]


There. That oughta
buy us some time.

Come on, kids!
Let's go, go, go!
[Wheezing Laugh]

[Grunting, Sighing]

[Man On TV]
Identical sister Mitzy...

[Man #2 On TV]
That's right.


- [Knocking]
- Yeah!

What do you want now?


You're repossessing my TV?

I'm sure I made a payment.

If it's about that bounced check,
let me give you a credit card.

That one's expired.
Huh? Oh, come on!

[Woman On TVGrunting]

With the lock on his collar,

Nevins kept running,

unaware ofhis part...

in the evil Quinn's cunning.

Joan Walden Real Estate.
Be it ever so humble, there's no...

Oh, hi, Joan.

The kids let the dog
out again.
You're kidding.

Don't worry. I'll go get him,
then we'll have a conversation
vis-a-vis military school.

I don't know.
Conrad's like you, Lawrence.

He's very... sensitive.

But I suppose it's something
I should consider.

I'll get the dog.
I'll be right over.
[Dial Tone Hums]



- [Barking]

- [Conrad]
Okay, there's Nevins.

Stay out of sight.
[Barks, Growls]

@¤@¤[Violin Strings Plucking]

@@ [Plucking Continues]

I thought the moment
needed something.

Oh, what will become of us?

Your motherwill lose her job,

and we'll have to...
live on the street!

I can't! Don't make me go...

I don't know this world.!

It's dry! It's like...
I can't... It's too...

It's too much!

Would you like to go back
in the toilet?

On second thought,
it's such a beautiful day.
Why spend it indoors?

- Thank you!
- [Gasps]

Okay, kids.
Get out of my way.

This fence is no match
for my cat-like grace and reflexes.
Here we go.

[Neck Muscles,
Knuckles Cracking]

Ow. Okay.
Watch me fly, kids.
[Wheezing Laugh]

[Loud Crash]



I don't think
the little girl's even trying.

What about your
cat-like... reflexes?

What about showing a little effort,
shrimp boat? Now, push!


All right, Nevins.

Time to die.

- [Whimpering]
- Cat, you scared him away!

Dirty hoe.

I'm sorry, baby.
I love you. Hmm.

Come on, Cat.!

There he is!

[Children Shouting]

Happy birthday, Denise.


Everyone I know
is there.

There's Ginny and Alan.

How come Denise didn't
invite me to her birthday?

Don't worry. Let'sjust
get Nevins and go.

- [Woman] Okay, kids.
Everyone outside.!
- [Kids Screaming]



Cat, get down!
They're gonna see you!


[Excited Shouting]

Piñata! Piñata! Piñata!

Piñata! Piñata!

Piñata.! Piñata.!
[Nervous Grumbling]

- [Groans]
- Everybody join in!

It's breaking!

Step out of my way.

This cannot end well.

- Piñata! Piñata!
- [Howling]

@¤I'm easy @¤

@¤Ah, ah, ah, ah @¤

@¤I'm easy
like Sunday morning @¤@¤

- [Howling]
- [Both Groaning]

[Howling Continues]

Oh-ho-ho! Whoo!

- Oh.! Whoo-hoo.!
- I got an idea.





Get back!

[Cat Grunts]
I'll get you!

[Phone Rings]

I'd love to buy some.

Hello, Mrs. Kwan.
It'sJoan Walden.

I just called
to check on the kids.
Are they okay?

Those aren't children.

They're little angels.

[All Laughing]

That's sweet.

Well, all right, Mrs. Kwan.
I'll be home as soon as I can.


[Things Babbling]


[Groans, Snores]

[Excited Chortling]

All right, soldier.
Our bogey is in range.

search and destroy.

- What?
- Search and rescue.

I meant search and rescue.
Come on!

I can't believe I wasn't
invited to that party.

You're a lone wolf.

Live alone, die alone.

- Can we please get the dog?
- [Mocking]
Can we please get the dog?

Can we please get the dog?

Oh, no.! Oh, man.!

Hello, Nevins.
Good-bye, Conrad.

Not so tough now,
are you?

[Sinister Laughing]

[Hooting Laugh]

We're dead.
We're never gonna get
that crate shut.

And I'm getting shipped off
to Colonel Von Kronk's School
for Wayward Boys!

Why don't we
take my car?
You have a car?

Yeah, sure.
[CarAlarm Chirps]

[Engine Starts,
Tires Screech]

That is so cool.

That's just
the dust cover.

Here she is, the Super Luxurious
Omnidirectional Whatchamajigger.

Or S.L.O.W. For short.


Yeah, SLOW.
It's better than the last name we had.

Super Hydraulic
Instantaneous Transporter.

- Oh, you mean...
- Ohh! Quick, to the SLOW.

Buckle up, kids.

We're on a mission to get that dog,
and we will not rest
until we fiind and destroy it.

Rescue it!
Rescue it! Of course
I meant rescue it.

Whatever. Remember, kids,
there's nothing faster than SLOW.

That's backwards!
It makes no sense.
Look at you! Argh!

Okay, here we go.
G.P. S... check.

DVD, CD... check.

Someone from Czechoslovakia
is a... Czech.

What are you...


Let's go!


Hi there!
How are you? Yeah!

[Engine Backfiiring]

[All Yelling]

@ I'm sending Conrad away @

- Oh! Oh!
- [Barking]



I can't believe you whizzed
on my taco!

[Barking Continues]

Wait tillJoan
gets a load of you!


- There they are!
- [Fish] Red light, red light,
red light, red light.!

Red light!

[All Screaming]

- Someone else should drive.
- All right. You win.

you drive.
Are you serious?

I don't know.

A little voice inside of me
is saying, "This is a bad idea,"

but I can barely hear
that little voice...

because an even louder
little voice is screaming,
"Let the 12-year-old drive!"

Now, punch it!
[Imitating Engine]


This is awesome.!


- [Retching]
- [Groans]

- I want to drive.
- I think that's a great idea.


Two people can't drive
at the same time.

You're right.
We should all drive.

[Tires Screeching]

- Cat.! Where are the brakes?
- I'll get them.

I think there's something wrong
with your brakes. When's the
last time you had them checked?

Bad brake.!


One-way street, one-way street,
one-way street, one-way street.!

- [Gasping, Screaming]
- [Truck Horn Honking]

Hey, Rhode Island license plate.
You never see those.

[Horn Honking]

Om. Om.

[Loud Clanging]

Air bag. Standard.


I think... I wet... my jar.

Can we do that again?

[Alarm Chirps]

Hey, there he is!

[Conrad] Oh, no.!
He's going into Mom's offiice.!

Come on, Cat!

You know, Nevins,

whenJoan fiinds out
you've escaped again,
Conrad will be moving out,

and I'll be moving in.

[Conrad] We've gotta get
Nevins and that lock back.
[Sally] What are we gonna do?

Don't worry.
I have three plans.

Plan "A": "Mess up
a perfectly clean house."

Done that. Plan "B":
"Cut your losses and ditch the kids."

- That could work.
- What about that one?

Plan "C": "Trick Mom's boyfriend
into handing over dog and lock."

I don't know.
I still like Plan "B."

- [Both] Cat!
- Okay, okay. Plan "C."

Look at you. Argh!

Excuse me, sir.

I'd like you to sign
my petition. Yeah.

Get out of my way,
you hippie freak.

Are you aware of the senseless,
wholesale slaughter...

of the flatulating,
acid-spitting Zumzizeroo?

What will it take
to get you out of my face?

Just sign my petition...

with this large, oversized pen
that requires two hands.

I see.

[Loud Click]

- Will you hold my dog?
- Yes!

Okay, I have a problem
with the word "dog."

I don't use the "D" word per se
'cause I think it's really, really wrong.

Yeah. But I will happily
hold yourCanine-American.

- I'm more comfortable
with that really, yeah.
- [Giggling]

@ How much is that Canine-American
in the window @

Cat! Come on!

- [Nevins Barking]
- Hey, what the...

[Cat] Go, go, go.!
Come back here!
I'm on to you kids!

- Nothing to see here.
Keep moving! Go!
- [Panting]

[Whistle Blows]
Come on! Let's go.
Ah, get in, get in!

Come on, let's go.
Get in! Hi, hi.
Get in! Get in!

Look out below!

Oh! Sorry. Over there.

Hey! Hey, hey!
Hey, hey!

[Feet Screeching]


I got you!

Here he comes!


- [Woman Screams]
- Where's my hat? Oh! Go! Go, go!

Go! Let's go!
My tail, my tail.

Come on, Cat!
I'm walking here!

[Angry Whimpering]
[Horn Honking]

Joan. Joan!

- I think we lost him.
- Not the pocket. Not the pocket!

- We got the lock back.
Now let's get home.
- Relax, kid. I'm all over it.

[Wheezing Laugh]

What's wrong?

This is not my hat.
I must have picked up
the wrong hat back there.

- So?
- So...

without my hat,
I'm just your garden-variety
six-foot-tall talking cat.

Joan, yourchildren
are running around town
like complete maniacs.

Yes, they are.
With some weird,
hairy man in a big hat.


You're gonna believe everything
I'm telling you once we get to
your house, okay? Come on.

We're doomed!

We're dead. This is all my fault.
I'm such an idiot.

Why do I always have to do
the opposite of what I'm supposed to?

Wait a second.
That's it! The opposite!

Hey, Things!
Don't help us!

Do not show up and help us
get home right now!

- We're goin' on a road trip!
- Larry's car?

How'd you get so smart?

So the race was on
to get back home fiirst.

Hang on! We gotta beat
Mom and Quinn home!

But back at their home,

things werejust getting worse.

There's Mom and Larry!

Step on it, Joan.
Go, go, go, go, go.

Oh, Things, do not do anything
to slow down my mom.

Slow down Mom.!



Look, Joan, they don't
beat them every day.

[Siren Wailing]
Oh, great.

[Siren Continues]

[Clears Throat]
I'm sorry, Offiicer.
Was I speeding?

Mekka dekka license,
appa registration.

Mekka dekka,
you're one hot mama.

Hey, that's my car.
Joan, we better go right away!

Please let me handle this.

Sorry, I guess I was
in a hurry to get home.

- I'm not gonna let them
get away with this!
- [Babbling]


[Siren Wailing]

Meet me at the house!

Not so fast,
you little maggots!

Oh, you are so busted.
Now get inside.

You don't want to go in there.
It's going to be a total...

Sally, what happened?

What about the mother
ofall messes?
I don't know.

Why am I sneezing?

That'd be me. Boo!

You're a giant...



Judas Priest!

Mama mia.

What happened
to our house?

It's the mother
of all messes.

Pure, unadulterated fun
without any good sense or judgment.

See, Corn Dog,
this is why I warned you...

not to open the crate.

- [Birds Honking]
- Although, on the plus side,

I think people will be
talking about tonight's party
for the rest of their lives.

- [Nevins Whines]
- [Groans]

- We gotta shut the crate! Come on!
- Okay.

[Cat Chuckling]

Let's take the front hall carpet.

- This can't be the front hall.
- This is what happens when you
mix yourworld and my world.

Oh, and when you eat
bad shellfiish.

Let's go! Oh, yeah!

Cat, how do we
fiind the crate?
Beats me.

This hat is worthless,
and it makes me look fat.

- Where's Mrs. Kwan?
- Oh-ho-ho!

Here she comes,
right on schedule.

- Oh, yeah!
- We're going to ride Mrs. Kwan?

Sure.! It's the only way
to the crate. Hop on.!

Oh, this is gonna be good!

Please keep your hands and feet
in the Kwan at all times!

Enjoy the ride!

Ladies and gentlemen,

the dining room. Ohh.!

This is the dining room?
[Clock Cuckooing]

Hey, look.



Is that the bathroom?

You might want to
hold it for a while.

Something like that
really burns my...


This is amazing!
It's like a ride
at an amusement park!

You mean, like at...
Universal Studios.



[All Screaming]

- [Cat] Whoa!
- [Grumbling]

Please exit the Kwan to your left.
Have a nice day!

This is ridiculous.
I have to get home.

Police brutality!
Illegal choke hold!

Where are we?
The living room,
I think.

Ah, man!
My eyes are closed.

If there's no line, could we
go back and do that again?
There's the crate!


If we shut the crate,
the house will go back to normal.

You have the lock?

Got it!
Come on! Let's go!

[Both Grunting]

- Come on!
- It won't shut!

Sally! Everything
is disappearing up there!

- Help!
- Sally!

- Oh! Oh!
- Sal... Aaah!

- Help me, Conrad!
- Sally!

Help me!
I can't hold on!

Hang on!
Help me, Conrad!

Sally, I can't reach
the lock!

- No!
- I can't save you
unless you let go!


Help me!

- [Lock] Yes!
- [Screaming]

[Crashing, Groaning]
[Birds Chirping]



I did it!
I did it!

I did it.! I did it.!

I did it.!

I did it! I did it!

Okay, "we" did it.

I don't think
we did anything.

The place is still a wreck.
You said if we shut the crate,
everything would be okay!

But it's not.
It's a complete disaster!

Well, what are you
gonna do?

Tennis, anyone?

[Metal Popping]

[Balls Rolling]


Love that new ball smell.

- Hey, your hat... it's magic again?
- Oops.

Well, now that the cat's out of the bag,
to use an archaic
and cruel-sounding metaphor,

why don't you serve fiirst?

You had your real hat
this whole time?

I planned the whole day.
[Wheezing Laugh]

- What do you mean,
you planned the whole day? All of it?
- Uh-yup.

- The house getting trashed?
- Uh-yup.

- Quinn taking Nevins?
- Uh-yup.

- Cutting off your tail?
- Uh-nope. No.

You even knew
I'd open the crate?

Why do you think I made it my one rule?
I knew you couldn't resist.

Now, who's up for a game
of Canadian doubles?

[Loud Crashing]

Cat, you said nothing bad
would happen.

Cat, you need to get out.

I don't know that game.
It's not a game.

None of this is a game!

- But I thought you two
wanted to have fun today.
- Look around, Cat.

You were right.
It's fun to have fun,
but you have to know how.

You don't know
when enough is enough.
Now, go!







Good riddance!

Now, this may not be the time
for"I told you so," but...

Like I said,
not the time.

I'll get the mop
and bucket.

Conrad, you might want
to get out ofhere until Mom
has a chance to calm down.

No. This was my fault.
I'll take the blame.

Look, Mom will be home any second.
Why don't you go upstairs?

I'm not going upstairs.
I'm staying with you.

Really? Why?
Two reasons.

One, the stairs are destroyed.

Two, this is just as much
my fault as yours.

We should share the blame.

Thanks, Sally.

By the way,

you're a pretty good brother.

Glad you think that.
Maybe we can room together
at military school.

Well, here goes.


@ Bet you thought I'd gone
Bet you felt a sting @

@¤Bet you neverthought
I'd have anothersong to sing @¤

@ But now that you've learned your lesson
Allow me to blow your mind @

@ By reading to you the small print
of the contract that you signed @@

Okay, section eight,
article 93, subparagraph 834.

Right by the chili stain.

It reads, "If Conrad, a.k.a. Concrete,
should open the crate...

"and we know he will...
the contract shall be null and void.


if Sally and Conrad
should learn from their mistakes,
the contract shall be reinstated."

I think you two have satisfiied
the legal burden oflearning.


So there's just one last game to play.
It's called "Clean Up The House."

Kids, meet the Dynamic Industrial
Renovating Tractormajigger.


That's right!

@¤It's getting better
all the time @¤

@¤I used to get mad
at my school @¤

@¤ The teachers who taught me

weren't cool @¤

@¤ You're holding me down @¤

@¤ Turning me 'round @¤

@¤Filling me up
with your rules @¤
@¤Ooh-ooh @¤

@¤I've got to admit
it's getting better@¤

@¤A little better
all the time @¤

@¤It can't get no worse @¤

@¤I have to admit
it's getting better@¤

@¤A little better
since you've been mine @¤

- [Cat Chortling]

- Hee-hee!

@¤Me used to be
an angry young man @¤

@¤Me hiding my head
in the sand @¤

[Horn Honks]
@¤ You gave me the word

I fiinally heard @¤

@¤I'm doing the best
that I can,yeah @¤

@¤I've got to admit
it's getting better@¤


@¤A little better
all the time @¤

@¤Can't get no worse @¤

@¤I have to admit
it's getting better@¤


@¤It's getting better@¤

@¤Since you've been mine @¤
Oh, yeah!

@¤Getting so much better@¤
These drapes are so out,

@¤All the time @¤
they're in!

@¤It's getting better

all the time @¤
[Chortling] Yeah!

- @¤Better, better, better@¤
- Spin! Spin!

@¤It's getting better
all the time @¤

@¤Better, better, better@¤


Ooh! Ooh!

@¤I have to admit
it's getting better@¤

@¤A little better
all the time @¤

@¤It can't get no worse @¤
@¤ Yes, I admit
it's getting better@¤

- @¤It's getting better@¤
- Bye!

@¤Since you've been mine @¤

@¤Getting so much better
all the time @¤@¤

Okay, we had some good times.

We cleaned up the house.

We even managed to work in
an up-tempo pop tune for the sound track.

That's important.

I guess there's just one
last thing to check.




Looks like everything's
in balance,

but you're still smoking
way too many cigars.

- And you... lay offthe sauce.!
- [Chuckles]


this day has been...

Thank you, Cat.

For everything.




- [Sally]
- Cat!

- Huh?
- Wait, Cat.
- Don't go!




All right, kids.
This place better not be a mess.

I'm... home?

Hi, Mom.
Hi, Mom.

Miss Walden, home so soon?
The children were angels.

- Thanks, Mrs. Kwan.
- Hello, Joan.

Lawrence, what happened to you?

They... happened to me.

Your demonic children.

They destroyed your house.!


The house was alive.
The wall was made ofpaper.

I fell off the cliff.
And the giant cat...

The giant cat!

Tell her.

Larry, Larry.

You look terrible,

and my mom
thinks you're insane.

This is what we in sales
call "a win-win scenario."

Joan, you are passing up
the opportunity of a lifetime.

You know what kind ofkid
your boy is.

I mean, who are you
going to believe?

You're right. I do know
what kind ofkid Conrad is.

He can be irresponsible.

He makes bad choices.

Sometimes he makes me
want to tear my hair out.
Yes! Yes! Yes!

But he's a good kid,
and I believe in him.

Now, I'd like you
to leave.

Wha... Joan. Joan.

Joan. Joan.

Oh, Joan, Joan, Joan!



- Will you marry me, Joan?
- [Groans]

Oh, Joan, Joan,
Joan, Joan.



[Both Laughing]


Oh, that's nice.

[People Chattering]

Mr. Humberfloob?

Almost got me again.
Enjoy the party.

Mr. Humberfloob.
Joan, the party's a hit
and the house is immaculate.


Miss Walden. Uh, Miss Walden.

Chicka-ow, chicka-ow,
Hi, Mom!

Honey, yourcupcakes
are a huge hit.
What did you put in them?

Mom, you can make cupcakes
out of anything.

Are you telling me
you can make cupcakes
out ofanything?

- Anything.
- Anything?

So what did you kids
do today, huh?


Well, what would you do
ifyour motherasked you?

The family was whole,
all thanks to the Cat,

who was dashing and charming,
no doubt about that.

He was witty and cultured...

and, well, very endearing...

and tremendously attractive,

but in a sort of real way.

You know, kind of
an approachable way that I think
you don't see these days...

[Normal Voice]
Oh! Hello! I was just, uh...

I really should be going.

How'd they get so smart?


[All Laughing]
Oh, yeah!



Come on, Things!
Let's go!

What's on my schedule
for tomorrow?

What do you say
we go on vacation?

How 'bout Hawaii?
I like Hawaii.

I should warn you,
there are certain places that
don't allow certain Things.

Oh, Things are complicated.

Subrip By PrimeEvil
Fixed By Pacman

@¤ Things are getting weird

Things are getting tough @¤

@¤Nothing's making sense
but you keep on looking up @¤

@¤ They tell you to be true
You're trying every day @¤

@¤ To keep it on the real

Still you gotta fiind a way @¤

@¤ To make your mama happy
To make your papa proud @¤

@¤ You wanna turn it up
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@¤Sometimes I wanna cry
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@¤ You try to bring me down
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@¤And everywhere I go
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@¤ You'll never make everybody's day @¤

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@¤ You'll never make everybody's day @¤

@¤But while you're around
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@¤Catch a tiger by its tail @¤

@¤And hang on
hang on, hang on @¤

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Saturday, April 8, 2017

The Films of Ron Clements & John Musker (The Little Mermaid + Aladdin + Hercules + Treasure Planet + The Princess and the Frog & Tinker Bell + Moana) Information

The Little Mermaid
Ariel (Jodi Benson), a sixteen-year-old mermaid princess, is dissatisfied with underwater life in the kingdom of Atlantica and is curious about the human world. With her best friend Flounder (Jason Marin), Ariel collects human artifacts in her grotto and often goes to the surface of the ocean to visit Scuttle (Buddy Hackett), a seagull who offers very inaccurate knowledge of human culture. She ignores the warnings of her father King Triton (Kenneth Mars), the ruler of Atlantica, and Sebastian (Samuel E. Wright), a crab who serves as Triton's adviser and court composer, that contact between merpeople and humans is forbidden.
One night, Ariel, Flounder, and an unwilling Sebastian travel to the ocean surface to watch a celebration for the birthday of Prince Eric (Christopher Daniel Barnes) on a ship. Ariel instantly becomes enamored with Eric. The birthday celebration is cut short by a violent storm which destroys the ship and tosses Eric overboard. Ariel rescues him and brings him to shore. She sings to him, but immediately leaves just as he regains consciousness to avoid being discovered. Fascinated by the memory of her voice, Eric vows to find who saved and sang to him, and Ariel vows to find a way to join him and his world. When Triton discovers Ariel's love for Eric, Triton confronts her in the grotto and destroys most of the artifacts with his trident. After Triton leaves, two eels named Flotsam and Jetsam (Paddi Edwards) convince Ariel to visit Ursula (Pat Carroll) the sea witch.
Ursula tricks Ariel into making a deal to transform her into a human for three days in exchange for Ariel's voice, which Ursula puts in a nautilus shell. Within these three days, Ariel must receive the "kiss of true love" from Eric. If Ariel gets Eric to kiss her, she will remain a human permanently, otherwise, she will transform back into a mermaid and belong to Ursula. Ariel accepts and is then given human legs and brought to the surface by Flounder and Sebastian. Eric finds Ariel on the beach and takes her to his castle, unaware that she is the one who had rescued him earlier. Ariel spends time with Eric, and at the end of the second day, they almost kiss but are thwarted by Flotsam and Jetsam. Angered at their narrow escape, Ursula sets a trap for Eric and Ariel: she disguises herself as a beautiful young woman named Vanessa and hypnotizes Eric with her singing voice.
Discovering that Vanessa is actually Ursula in disguise, Scuttle informs Ariel of Ursula's plan to marry Eric while Sebastian informs Triton about Ursula's actions. Assisted by her friends, Ariel stops Eric's wedding to Ursula, destroying the nautilus shell around Ursula's neck and restoring Ariel's voice. Realizing that Ariel is the girl who saved his life, Eric rushes to kiss her, but the sun sets and Ariel transforms back into a mermaid before Ursula kidnaps her. Triton furiously confronts Ursula and demands Ariel's release, but the deal is inviolable. Ursula tricks Triton into taking Ariel's place as Ursula's prisoner, giving up his trident. Ariel is released as Triton is transformed into a polyp. Ursula steps forward as the new queen, but before she can use the trident, Eric intervenes with a harpoon. Ursula attempts to kill Eric, but inadvertently kills Flotsam and Jetsam in the process. Enraged, Ursula uses the trident to expand into monstrous proportions.
Ariel and Eric reunite on the surface before Ursula gains full control of the entire ocean, creating a storm and bringing sunken ships to the surface. Attempting to kill Ariel, Ursula herself is killed by Eric with one of the wrecked ships. With Ursula destroyed, Triton and the other polyps are restored to their original forms. Realizing that Ariel truly loves Eric, Triton willingly changes her from a mermaid into a human and approves her marriage to Eric. Ariel and Eric marry on a ship and depart.
A peddler (Robin Williams) sets up shop in the fictional sultanate of Agrabah, offering to tell the audience about the story of an oil lamp in his possession. Jafar (Jonathan Freeman), the Grand Vizier of the Sultan (Douglas Seale), and his parrot Iago (Gilbert Gottfried), seek the lamp hidden within the Cave of Wonders but are told that only a "diamond in the rough" may enter. Jafar identifies a street urchin named Aladdin (Scott Weinger) as worthy. Aladdin and his pet monkey, Abu (Frank Welker), cross paths with Princess Jasmine (Linda Larkin), who has run away from the palace, unwilling to be betroth to yet another snobbish suitor. Aladdin and Jasmine become friends and fall in love, but Jafar has Aladdin apprehended, tricking Jasmine into thinking that he has been decapitated.
Disguised as an old man, Jafar frees Aladdin and Abu, taking them to the Cave and promises to reward them if they retrieve the lamp. Inside, Aladdin befriends a magic carpet. Abu greedily tries to steal a jewel, despite the Cave's warning, and the Cave collapses. Trapped in the Cave, Aladdin rubs the lamp, releasing Genie (Robin Williams), who was trapped inside. Genie explains that Aladdin has become his master and he will grant him three wishes. Aladdin tricks the Genie into freeing them from the Cave without utilizing a wish, and then uses his first to become a prince to be near Jasmine. Jafar, on Iago's suggestion, plots to become Sultan by marrying Jasmine. Aladdin parades into the city as "Prince Ali of Ababwa." However, Jasmine is unimpressed with Aladdin's bravado.
Despite his friends advising him to tell Jasmine the truth, Aladdin refuses, believing she would never fall "for some street rat." He takes Jasmine on a flight on the magic carpet, where she deduces his identity, though Aladdin convinces her that he dresses as a peasant to escape the stresses of royal life. Aladdin returns Jasmine home, only to be attacked by the palace guards on Jafar's orders and nearly drowned, until the Genie rescues him using his second wish. Jafar tries to hypnotize the Sultan into agreeing to his marriage to Jasmine, only for Aladdin to appear and expose Jafar's schemes. Jafar flees, but notices Aladdin has the lamp, realizing who he is.
Learning he will become Sultan, Aladdin has second thoughts about freeing the Genie, believing that without him, he would not be able to keep up appearances. Iago steals the lamp, and Jafar becomes the Genie's new master. He uses his first two wishes to usurp the Sultan and become the world's most powerful sorcerer, exposing Aladdin's lies and exiling him, Abu, and the carpet to a frozen wasteland, though they escape death and return to the palace. Jafar orders the Genie to brainwash Jasmine into falling in love with him, but the Genie reveals he is unable to grant the wish. Jasmine feigns interest to distract Jafar and allow Aladdin to get the lamp, but he is cornered.
Jafar transforms himself into a giant cobra and ensnares Aladdin, saying he is the most powerful being in the world. However, Aladdin points out the Genie is more powerful, inspiring Jafar to use his last wish to become a genie, only to be sucked into his own lamp as part of the genie's nature, dragging Iago in with him. The Genie throws Jafar's lamp into the Cave of Wonders, and suggests Aladdin to use his third wish to regain his royal title so the law will allow him to stay with Jasmine. However, Aladdin knows he cannot keep pretending to be something he is not, and decides to keep his promise and frees the Genie. Learning of Aladdin and Jasmine's love, the Sultan alters the law to allow his daughter to marry whom she chooses. The Genie leaves to explore the world, while Aladdin and Jasmine celebrate their engagement.
After imprisoning the Titans beneath the ocean, the Greek gods Zeus (Rip Torn) and his wife Hera (Samantha Eggar) have a son named Hercules. While the other gods are joyful, Zeus' jealous brother Hades (James Woods) plots to overthrow Zeus and rule Mount Olympus. Turning to the Fates for help, Hades learns that in eighteen years, a planetary alignment will allow him to locate and free the Titans to conquer Olympus, but only if Hercules does not interfere. Hades sends his minions Pain (Bobcat Goldthwait) and Panic (Matt Frewer) to dispose of Hercules. The two succeed at kidnapping the infant and feeding him a formula that turns him mortal, but fail to remove his superhuman strength before Hercules is found and adopted by the farmers Amphitryon (Hal Holbrook) and Alcmene (Barbara Barrie).
Years later, the teenage Hercules (Josh Keaton) becomes an outcast due to his strength, and wonders where he came from. After his foster parents reveal the necklace they found him with, Hercules decides to visit the temple of Zeus for answers. The temple's statue of Zeus comes to life and reveals all to Hercules, telling him that he can regain his godhood by becoming a "true hero". Zeus sends Hercules and his forgotten infanthood friend Pegasus to find the satyr Philoctetes (Danny DeVito)—"Phil" for short—who is known for training heroes. The two meet Phil, who has retired from training heroes due to numerous disappointments, but Hercules inspires him to follow his dream to train a true hero that will be recognized by the gods. Phil trains Hercules (Tate Donovan) into a potential hero, and when he is older, they fly for Thebes. On the way, they meet Megara (Susan Egan)—"Meg" for short—a sarcastic damsel whom Hercules saves from the centaur Nessus (Jim Cummings). However, after Hercules, Phil, and Pegasus leave, Meg is revealed to be Hades' minion, having sold her soul to him to save an unfaithful lover.
Arriving in Thebes, Hercules is turned down by the downtrodden citizens until Meg says that two boys are trapped in a gorge. Hercules saves them, unaware that they are Pain and Panic in disguise, allowing Hades to summon the Hydra to fight Hercules. Hercules continually cuts off its heads, but more heads replace them until Hercules kills the monster by causing a landslide. Hercules is seen as a hero and a celebrity, but Zeus tells Hercules he is not yet a true hero. Driven to depression, Hercules turns to Meg, who is falling in love with him. Hades learns of this and on the eve of his takeover, offers a deal that Hercules gives up his powers for twenty-four hours. Hercules accepts on the condition that Meg will be unharmed and, after losing his strength, is heartbroken when Hades reveals that Meg is working for him.
Hades unleashes the Titans, who climb Olympus and capture the gods, while a Cyclops goes to Thebes to kill Hercules. Phil inspires Hercules to fight and kill the cyclops, but Meg is crushed by a falling pillar when she saves Hercules from it. This breaks Hades' commitment that Meg would come to no harm, and allows Hercules to regain his strength. Hercules and Pegasus fly to Olympus where they free the gods, save Zeus, and vanquish the Titans, though Meg dies before he returns to her. With Meg's soul now Hades' property, Hercules breaks into the Underworld where he negotiates with Hades to free Meg from the Styx in exchange for his own life. His willingness to sacrifice his life restores his godhood and immortality before the life-draining river can kill him; he rescues Meg and punches Hades into the Styx, where souls flush him under. After reviving Meg, she and Hercules are summoned to Olympus, where Zeus and Hera welcome their son home. However, Hercules chooses to remain on Earth with Meg, in merit of immortality. Hercules returns to Thebes where he is hailed as a true hero as Zeus creates a picture of Hercules in the stars commemorating his heroism.
Treasure Planet
On the planet Montressor, a young Jim Hawkins (Austin Majors) is enchanted by stories of the legendary pirate Captain Flint and his ability to appear from nowhere, raid passing ships, and disappear in order to hide the loot on the mysterious "Treasure Planet". Twelve years later, Jim (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) has grown into an aloof and isolated teenager. He reluctantly helps his mother Sarah (Laurie Metcalf) run the family's Benbow Inn, and derives amusement from "Alponian solar cruising", skysurfing atop a rocket-powered sailboard.
One day, a spaceship crashes near the inn. The dying pilot, Billy Bones (Patrick McGoohan), gives Jim a sphere and tells him to "beware the cyborg". After this, a gang of pirates' raid and burn the inn. Jim, his mother, and their dog-like friend Dr. Delbert Doppler (David Hyde Pierce) flee. At Doppler's study, Jim finds that the sphere is a holographic projector, showing a star map that leads to the location of Treasure Planet.
Doppler commissions a ship called the RLS Legacy, on a mission to find Treasure Planet. The ship is commanded by the cat-like Captain Amelia (Emma Thompson) along with her stone-skin and disciplined First Mate, Mr. Arrow (Roscoe Lee Browne). The crew is a motley bunch, secretly led by the half-robot cook John Silver (Brian Murray), whom Jim suspects is the cyborg he was warned. Jim is sent down to work in the galley, where he is supervised by Silver and his shape-shifting pet, Morph (Dane A. Davis). Despite Jim's mistrust of Silver, they soon form a tenuous father-son relationship. Flashbacks are shown in Jim's youth when his father long abandoned him.
During the voyage, the ship encounters a supernova. Jim, while securing lifelines of all crew members, saves Silver from falling just in time. The supernova then devolves into a black hole, where Arrow falls. The burst of shock waves and maximum engine power enable Amelia to pilot the ship to safety. Amelia mourns the loss of Arrow, and suspects Jim of failing to secure the lifelines. Jim blames himself for the mistake, while in fact Arrow's line was cut by a ruthless insectoid crew member named Scroop (Michael Wincott).
As the ship reaches Treasure Planet, Jim overhears that the crew are pirates, and mutiny erupts. Jim, Doppler, Amelia, including Morph abandon the ship, but Morph had the map left behind. Thinking that Jim has the map, Silver had a chance to blast Jim, but hesitates because of his attachment to the boy. The fugitives are shot down by a mutineer during their escape, injuring Amelia.
While exploring Treasure Planet's forests, the fugitives meet B.E.N. (Martin Short), an abandoned robot, who says he has literally lost his primary memory, and invites them to his place for shelter. The pirates corner the group here; using a back-door, Jim, B.E.N., and Morph return to the ship in an attempt to recover the map. Scroop attacks them, but gets drifted into space. They obtain the map, however on return, are caught by Silver, who already captured Doppler and Amelia.
Silver forces Jim to use the map, directing them to a portal that opens on any location in the universe, which Jim realizes is how Flint conducted his raids. They open the portal to the center of Treasure Planet, discovering that the planet is really a space station built eons ago that Flint commandeered to stow his treasure. As the pirates prepare to collect the wealth, Jim finds the skeletal remains of Flint, holding the missing component to B.E.N.'s cognitive computer. He reinsert it, and B.E.N. immediately recalls that Flint rigged the planet to explode upon the treasure's discovery. The planet begins to fall apart. Silver, trying to hold onto a boat-load of gold, opts to let it go to save Jim. The survivors escape to the Legacy, which is damaged and is unable to leave the planet in time. Jim rigs a makeshift rocket-powered sailboard, and rides ahead of the Legacy towards the portal. At the last moment, Jim sets the portal back to Montressor Spaceport, both he and the Legacy safely clear the destruction.
Jim finds Silver has snuck below decks to escape. He allows him to go, and Silver asks him to keep Morph, as well as providing him some part of the treasure to rebuild the Benbow Inn, believing Jim will "rattle the stars". Amelia offers Jim a recommendation to Intersteller Academy before returning to the spaceport to reunite with his mother. Sometime later, a party is hosted at the rebuilt inn, where Doppler and Amelia are married, have children of their own, and Jim is a military cadet. Jim looks into the skies and see an image of Silver in the clouds.
The Princess and the Frog & Tinker Bell
Young fairy Tinker Bell (Mae Whitman) is born from the first laugh of a baby lying in the nursery crib in Bloomsbury, and is brought by the winds to Pixie Hollow. In New Orleans, Louisiana, USA. Young girl Tiana (Elizabeth Dampier) and her friend, Miss Charlotte LaBouff (Breanna Brooks), are told the story of the Frog Prince by Tiana's mother, Eudora (Oprah Winfrey), while she makes a dress for Charlotte. Later that night, Tiana and her father James (Terrence Howard) make gumbo while he tells her how good food brings people together and about his dream of owning his own restaurant.
Professional basketball player Michael Jordan (Himself) announces his retirement from the sport to follow his late father's career as a baseball player. Tiana (Anika Noni Rose) is a young waitress who works at two different diners and in order to raise money to buy an old sugar mill, which she plans to turn into the restaurant her father dreamed about. Tinker Bell learns that her talent is to be one of the tinkers, the fairies and people who make and fix things. Two other tinker fairies, Bobble (Rob Paulsen) and Clank (Jeff Bennett), teach her their craft, and tell her about the fairies who visit the mainland to bring each season, including spring (the season of Mardi Gras, St. Patrick's Day, and Easter). Tinker Bell is thrilled and cannot wait to go to the mainland for spring. Despite Jordan's popularity, it become evident while playing with the minor-league Los Angeles Dodgers, part of the Chicago White Sox farm system; that his baseball talent is nowhere near his basketball talent. Jordan is assigned a publicist, Stan Podolak (Wayne Knight), to make his new career less bumpy.
Meanwhile, in the intergalactic outer space, the Nerdlucks, a group of criminal aliens; led by their boss Mr. Swackhammer (Danny DeVito), plot to capture the Looney Tunes, who really exist in a secret animated world called Looney Tune Land (hidden at the center of the Earth), and make them their newest attractions at Moron Mountain, a failing amusement park. Swackhammer believes enslaving Bugs Bunny (Billy West) and the Tunes in this way will bring in more customers and save Moron Mountain from foreclosure. The Nerdlucks arrive in Looney Tune Land, and since they aren't very intelligent or tall; Bugs, Daffy Duck (Dee Bradley Baker), and the Tunes bargain for their freedom by challenging the Nerdlucks to a basketball game. While out working, Tinker Bell meets Silvermist (Lucy Liu), a water fairy; Rosetta (Kristin Chenoweth), a garden fairy; Iridessa (Raven-Symoné), a light fairy; and Fawn (America Ferrera), an animal fairy. For Mardi Gras, Eli "Big Daddy" LaBouff (John Goodman), a rich sugar baron and Charlotte's father, invites Prince Naveen (Bruno Campos) of Maldonia to his masquerade ball, Charlotte (Jennifer Cody) hires Tiana for catering services, including beignets. Big Daddy seeks to welcome the recently arrived Prince Naveen as an eligible suitor to his daughter. Tiana is thrilled to finally have enough to purchase and renovate the old sugar mill into her restaurant.
The financially cut-off Prince Naveen, penniless and unskilled, is intent on marrying a wealthy woman rather than learning a trade. He and his valet Lawrence (Peter Bartlett) encounter Dr. Facilier (Keith David), a voodoo witch doctor who convinces the pair that he can improve both their lives. Instead, Facilier transforms Naveen into a frog and gives Lawrence a voodoo charm that transforms his appearance to that of Naveen's when worn. After meeting them, she notices Vidia (Pamela Adlon), a fast-flying fairy who immediately dislikes her because of her unusually strong talent. Vidia challenges her to prove she will be able to go to the mainland. Tinker Bell creates inventions, which she shows to the Minister of Spring (Steve Valentine). But Tinker Bell soon learns from Queen Clarion (Anjelica Huston) that only nature-talent fairies visit the mainland.
At the masquerade ball, Tiana discovers she may lose the sugar mill to a higher bidder. Tiana then meets Prince Naveen, who, believing her to be a princess because of her costume, asks her to kiss him and break Facilier's curse. Tiana reluctantly agrees, in exchange for the money needed to outbid the other buyer. However, instead of Prince Naveen turning back into a human, Tiana is turned into a frog herself. A chase ensues, and Prince Naveen and Tiana escape to a bayou. Facilier intends for Lawrence, under the guise of Naveen, to marry Charlotte in order to gain access to her father's fortune; Lawrence will get 40% of it as payment for his help.
The Nerdlucks travel around the USA and steal the talent of Patrick Ewing (Himself), Larry Johnson (Himself), Charles Barkley (Himself), Muggsy Bogues (Himself), and Shawn Bradley (Himself), who are rendered incapable of playing basketball as a result. They use the stolen talent to transform into gigantic creatures—now called the MonStars—that the Tunes are unable to defeat. Tinker Bell tries her hand at nature skills; making dewdrops with Silvermist, lighting fireflies with Iridessa, and trying with Fawn to teach baby birds to fly, but she fails miserably at all of these. Meanwhile, Bobble and Clank cover for Tinker Bell when questioned by Fairy Mary (Jane Horrocks), the tinker fairy overseer. When Tinker Bell returns, she tries to explain, but Mary simply responds that she knows, and expresses her disappointment with Tinker Bell's actions.
To help the Tunes win the game, Bugs recruits Jordan during a relaxing game of golf with Podolak and their friends, Bill Murray (Himself) and Larry Bird (Himself) and recruits him. He reluctantly agrees to help after the MonStars squash him into the shape of a ball and bounce him around like one. Tiana and Naveen meet Louis (Michael-Leon Wooley), a trumpet-playing alligator who longs to be human, and Ray (Jim Cummings), a Cajun firefly who is naively in love with Evangeline, another firefly who is revealed to be the Evening Star. Louis and Ray offer Tiana and Naveen to lead them to find Mama Odie, who they believe can undo the curse. Lawrence later proposes to Charlotte, who agrees, but the magic in Facilier's charm wears off and Lawrence reverts to his original form. Another sample of the prince's blood is needed in order to prolong the spell, but Facilier finds that Lawrence foolishly released him. Facilier turns to the voodoo spirits for help, with the promise that once Lawrence marries Charlotte, he will have total control over New Orleans and will be able to offer the citizens' souls as payment. The voodoo spirits provide shadow demons, who are dispatched to locate Naveen.
On the beach, Tinker Bell finds parts of a music box and a ballerina out how to put them together. Iridessa, Fawn, Silvermist, and Rosetta witness her doing this, then tell her that she was tinkering and that she should be proud of her talent—if this is what she's good at, the mainland should not matter. But Tinker Bell still wants to go to the mainland. She asks Rosetta if she will still teach her to be a garden fairy, but Rosetta says she thinks that tinkering is Tinker Bell's talent. That night, Bugs and Daffy go to Jordan's house to collect what he needs to play – his basketball gear, barely dodging family dog Charles, who has the shorts. Podolak has been digging out the golf hole to find Jordan, but he follows Bugs and Daffy to another one, reuniting with Jordan and stays to support him, whose team will be called the Tune Squad. Another recruit is Lola Bunny (Kath Soucie) who Bugs falls in love with. The four at last meet the good voodoo priestess Mama Odie (Jenifer Lewis) and she tells Tiana and Naveen that Naveen must kiss a true princess for them to become human, and that since Big Daddy is King of the Mardi Gras Parade, Charlotte is a princess, but only until the clock strokes midnight, when Mardi Gras is over.
Somewhere around the United States, the sudden inability of five top NBA players to play basketballs captures the attention of the media—and the rest of the NBA—as more and more NBA teams refuse to take the court, fearing the same phenomenon will attack them. The five NBA players themselves go through a series of physical, medical, psychological and spiritual tests to figure out why they have no talent anymore, to no avail. Eventually all NBA stadiums are quarantined and the season is declared officially over until further notice.
As a last resort, Tinker Bell asks Vidia for help in becoming a garden fairy. Vidia craftily tell her that capturing the sprinting thistles would prove her worth. However, once she sees Tinker Bell making process, she lets the captured thistles loose, and in attempting to recapture them, Tinker Bell destroys all the preparations for spring. Tinker Bell decides to leave, but after talking with the light-keeper, Terence (Jesse McCartney), about how important his job is, she realizes the importance of a tinker. The day of the Ultimate Game arrives and the two teams and the Tune Squad & MonStars take the court. Despite Jordan's leadership, the MonStars dominate the first half of the game. Podolak sneaks into the MonStars' locker room and overhears them talking about how they stole the talent from the NBA players, but he is detected despite hiding in a locker and scorched as a result. Naveen tells Ray he loves Tiana and is willing to give up his dreams for her, but before he can tell her directly, he is captured by the shadow demons and brought to Facilier. Podolak informs the Tune Squad that the MonStars stole the talent from the NBA players. Bugs motivates the team with a "special drink", and the MonStars' commanding lead is reduced to a significantly smaller margin, allowing the characters to take the lead, using Tune weaponry.
After Ray tells Tiana that Naveen truly loves her, Tiana goes to the Mardi Gras Parade only to find "Naveen" marrying Charlotte. Tiana escapes to be alone, while Ray is able to help the real Naveen escape and steals the charm. Ray gives the charm to Tiana to hold back Facilier's minions, but Facilier defeats and mortally wounds him. Seeing Swackhammer angry that the MonStars did not steal Jordan's talent, Jordan takes the chance to raise the stakes. If the Tune Squad wins, the MonStars must give the NBA players their talent back, but if they lose, then Swackhammer is to spare the Tunes in exchange for Jordan. He readily accepts it and Bugs tries to talk him out of it, all the while being aware of what it means if Jordan is subjected to humiliation on Moron Mountain for all time. The MonStars begin playing even dirtier than before at the Tune Squad. Facilier then confronts Tiana and transforms her into her dream form. He then offers to make her restaurant dream come true in exchange for the charm, but Tiana refuses and attempts to destroy the talisman, realizing that even if she does not have what she wants, she still has what she needs. Facilier manages to catch it before it breaks and turns Tiana back into her frog form, unwittingly giving her the opportunity to grab the talisman with his tongue and destroy it. The angered voodoo spirits appear and, using Facilier himself as payment for his debts, drag him to the voodoo version of Hell.
While the innocent Lawrence is arrested, Tiana and Naveen reveal their love to each other. Charlotte, after listening to their explanation of the situation, agrees to kiss Naveen so he and Tiana can be together. The clock strikes before she can kiss him. Louis brings the dying Ray to Naveen and Tiana, who tell him that they are happy to live together as frogs. The Tunes are injured, one by one, until only Jordan, Bugs, Lola and Daffy are left, leaving them short one player. Reluctantly, Jordan puts Podolak in the game, and though he is quickly taken out of action, the MonStars' lead is now down to one. Marvin the Martian (Bob Bergen), who is the referee, tells them that if there is no fifth player, the team will forfeit the game. At the last second, Murray appears in the stadium and joins the team, breaking the fourth wall along the way.
With only seconds left, Murray pulls some clever maneuvering and gets the ball to Jordan. Extending his arm to superhuman lengths (since the laws of physics work differently with the Tunes in Looney Tune Land), Jordan defies being held at midcourt and makes a dunk from half court that beats the buzzer and wins the game. Although Murray has always dreamed of being an NBA player, and Jordan is impressed with her skills, Murray decides to retire from basketball forever. Jordan then helps the MonStars realize that they're bigger than Swackhammer, who confronts them for losing. Fed up with their abusive boss, the MonStars tie him up to a rocket and send him to the moon. At Jordan's request, they reluctantly return the stolen talent to the other players by transferring them to a basketball, which is how they stored the stolen talent earlier in the film. This reverts the MonStars back to the tiny Nerdlucks. Refusing to return to Moron Mountain, the Nerdlucks decide to stay with the Tunes, who only agree if the Nerdlucks can prove themselves to be 'Looney', which they arguably complete on the spot. As Jordan leaves, he tells Bugs to stay out of trouble. Bugs assures him he will and shares a kiss with Lola.
Afterwards, Podolak and Jordan take the Nerdlucks' spaceship and Jordan makes a dramatic appearance with Podolak at a Dodgers baseball game to the cheers of the audience. They then meet Barkley, Ewing, Bogues, Johnson, and Bradley and give the stolen talent back to the NBA players, who immediately regain their lost skills. They offer Jordan a chance to play a 3-on-3 with them, but when Jordan intially refuses, the others wonder if he still has the motivation and talent that the NBA demands. Jordan says, "There's only one way to find out..."
Tinker Bell redeems herself by inventing machines that quicken the process of decorating flowers, ladybugs, etc. This allows the other fairies to get back on schedule, thus saving the arrival of spring. Vidia is punished for prompting her to cause the chaos and Clarion allows Tinker Bell to join the nature-talent fairies when they bring spring to the mainland. Tinker Bell is given the task of delivering the music box to its original owner (shown to be Wendy Darling (America Young)). The narrator says that when lost toys are found or a broken clock starts to work, "it all means that one very special fairy might be near."
Tiana and Naveen are wed by Mama Odie; because Tiana has married a frog prince, she has become a princess, and their kiss breaks the spell. They share a kiss again. Returning to New Orleans, they had a second wedding at the cathedral. Months later, Tiana and Naveen have transformed the sugar mill into the long awaited restaurant, called Tiana's Palace, after winning the bid with the help of her friends. Tiana and Naveen celebrate their opening with their family and friends.
In a move mirroring his actual comeback, Jordan returns to the Chicago Bulls to reprise his basketball career.
A small pounamu stone that has the power to create life and is the mystical heart of the goddess Te Fiti is stolen by the demigod Maui (Dwayne Johnson), who planned to give it to humanity as a gift. As Maui made his escape, he was attacked by the lava demon Te Kā, causing the heart of Te Fiti as well as his magical fish hook that gives him his powers to be lost in the ocean.
A millennium later, young Moana Waialiki (Auli'i Cravalho), daughter and heir of the chief on the small Polynesian island of Motunui, is chosen by the ocean to receive the heart, but drops it when her father, Chief Tui (Temuera Morrison), comes to get her. He insists the island provides everything the villagers need. Years later, fish become scarce and the island's vegetation begins turning black and dying. Moana proposes going beyond the reef to find more fish. Tui angrily rejects her request, as sailing past the reef is forbidden.
Moana's grandmother, Gramma Tala (Rachel House), shows Moana a secret cave behind a waterfall, where she discovers her ancestors were voyagers, sailing and discovering new islands across the world. Tala explains that they stopped voyaging because of Maui's stealing the heart. Tala then reveals that the darkness has been spreading from island to island, slowly killing them, and has reached Motunui. Tala gives Moana the heart of Te Fiti, which she has kept safe for her granddaughter.
Tala falls ill and with her dying breaths tells Moana to set sail. Moana and her pet chicken Heihei (Alan Tudyk) depart in a drua to find Maui. A manta ray, Tala's reincarnation, follows. After a typhoon wave flips her sailboat and knocks her unconscious, she awakens the next morning on an island inhabited by Maui, who traps her in a cave and takes her sailboat to search for his fishhook. After escaping and catching up to Maui, with some help from the ocean, Moana tries to convince him to return the heart, but Maui refuses, fearing its power will attract dark creatures.
Immediately after, sentient coconut pirates called Kakamora surround the boat and steal the heart, but Maui and Moana retrieve it. Maui agrees to help return the heart to Te Fiti, but only after he reclaims his hook, which is hidden in Lalotai, the Realm of Monsters, and held by Tamatoa (Jemaine Clement), a giant coconut crab. They successfully retrieve it by tricking Tamatoa. Maui teaches Moana how to properly sail and navigate. They arrive at Te Fiti, where Te Kā attacks. Maui is overpowered and Te Kā severely damages his hook and repels their boat far out to sea. Fearful that returning to fight Te Kā will destroy his hook, Maui abandons Moana.
Distraught, Moana begs the ocean to take the heart and choose another person to return it to Te Fiti. The spirit of Tala comes to her and encourages to find her true calling within herself. Inspired, Moana retrieves the heart from the ocean and returns to Te Fiti alone. Maui, having had a change of heart, returns to distract the lava demon, and his hook is destroyed in the battle. Realizing that Te Kā is actually Te Fiti without her heart, Moana asks the ocean to clear a path for Te Kā to approach her. She sing a song and asks Te Kā to remember who she truly is, allowing Moana to restore her heart. Te Fiti returns and in gratitude, gives a new canoe to Moana and a new magical hook to Maui before returning to her island form.
Moana asks Maui to return to her island with her in order to teach her people how to sail again, but Maui smiles and replies that her people already have a master seafarer in Moana. Moana bids farewell to Maui and returns to her island. The villagers begin voyaging and set sail in search of new islands, as Maui and Tala accompany them in their giant hawk and manta ray forms, respectively.
In a post-credits scene, Tamatoa, stranded on his back during Moana and Maui's escape, grumbles that people would help him if he was a Jamaican crab named Sebastian.
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